₦airaland Forum

SeverusSnape:
The fear of open spaces and crowds.

Thanks

Doublyu:
This might sound untrue or Fictional but it is so True. My name is Kelvin. I stay in Port Harcourt. On a faithful thursday evenin, I went to SPAR (the new PH Mall) to buy somethings. I was in d the company of my then secondary school classmate who is now a doctor. After we did our shopping and we went to pay, I saw dis pwetty lady. She was d cashier. After I paid I gve ha compliments and she blushed soo hard I could evn see ha make ups falling off her face. So I gve ha my card and She promised to call. Later dat evenin she did call.. I askd ha to cme and visit me. And She did. Looking @ dis lady in my room I felt I shld start Ravaging her! After a while, we strted kissing and in a less dan a minute she was unclad. Then I noticed a ring on her hand. I tot it was all dese fancy ladies ring. So I asked, and she was so plain to say she was married. I tot she ws kidn until she brought out her daughters pix from ha bag and showed me to proove it. I lost the urge immediately. I wondered why a married woman would want to cheat on her husband. I asked ha to leave and ofcourse she did.
Note: I would stil have done wateva but I don't sleep with married women! Hell NO!!!
Please guys, I hope I did the right thing..*winks*...

Abeg make we talk true....Every Hole na hole....how married women own dey¿ Abi na bcoz of the ring abi ringworm¿

SeverusSnape:
I've never even attended one before, I'm agoraphobic

Abeg wetin Agoraphobic mean...my dictionary don tear

baybeeboi:
eyaaa!
Poverty no good
why person go get only 1 pair of uniforms?
we don't wear uniforms here in Yemen

imagine boko haram or al qaeda on uniform

wonderful write up....weldone

jboy73:
1. Don't Sleep with headphones on.. You might get deaf before you wake.

2. Don't drink before you sleep... You might kill someone in your dream.

3. For teenagers: Of your phone b4 u sleep.
You parents might wake before you, and decide
to check and quit the noise that's coming from ur
Phone, Only to find out its the blue filmm you
Didn't pause.. After wanking that night.

4. Don't Mistakenly go to bed near your female cousin.
Your Mr corck might control the whole night.

5. Don't smoke skunk b4 going to bed.
You might wakeup a mad man the next day.

Mehn. U really Got me wif ur number 3 to 5 Sha...Cant stop laffin

Mprex:
Wise woman

but come to think of it, why would a woman put condoms in her man's suitcase. Is she encouraging him to cheat on her or what?

Smh!

Don't ever throw caution to the wind.... Nature made man polygamus, but religion is trying to restrict him... Just being on the safe side sha....dont dull..

baybeeboi:
Nice,but this should have been posted two years ago

Ar least lazt year would av been berra...














Chai

Thunda fire una for here, werrin concern naija and yankee actors

Deefuray:
How else do they want Nigerians to describe her?

Queen? Of what kingdom if may ask?

Na Southie Queen she be na...in the land of the blind, Na one eyed man be king/Queen.

Odunharry:
if i no break the egg chop first then carry d money i 4k up

if na raw one,thank God pepper there na to cari am with the money leave their pot

Oh my Gawd....Used to see such at a Junction at Alausa while in Primary Sch..... e be like say u sef na winch, but me no go near there..#LifenogetDuplicate

Wetin concern Nigerian and Identity theft? Shey CBN dey pay Social Security Or what?

Does it matter ?

So What happens to those of us wey wor- wor.... make we know @OP... we go die single b that.

musiwa97:
The issue is not drug. The issue is to respect international law. Anything less than this is civil war.

Western Nigeria is a country different from Nigeria. And there is no love that will ever make it part of Nigeria.
It is an issue of respect.

You can say you are someone friend and you are cheating the person and you want that cheating to continue. It is not possible. The APC \ pdp are political which does not represent our people view..

The issue in kano is not drug use.

Violent in Nigeria has nothing to do with drug. But more a fight for someone ethnic group.

There is honour killing in Nigeria,

So what are U̶̲̥̅̊ implying?

Weytin concern us for Bamuda Triangle





#Gerrout

Please when i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅ the presidential pramaries in PDP

tyconcepts:
The fight to remain relevant tho'

Bibol:
God bless her, she's got a good heart

tyconcepts:
The fight to remain relevant tho'

The heart of Man i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅ desperately wicked as we know... Bhu she try sha

DollyParton1:
1st picture: looks like Sanyeri in the home video "Opakan". The only thing missing is the tribal mark.
2nd picture: Dressed like those gate men in those low budget Yoruba movie.
3rd picture: looks like a constipated someone taking a poop.
4th picture: of all the upsome and awesome backsides in naija. Na this technical drawing board backside he go use.

Bottom line: Money good for body. He don fresh now with his 1 million coil jerry.

NA GOD WORK CHANGE AM