₦airaland Forum

make arsenal lose the match joor.make Wenger carry em old arrogant face enta swamp for london,make anoda person cum take ova jare.

BlaiseBankss:
when they ask people who have sense to line up now, you'll carry your big head and join them

...choi..guy u get bad mouth sha.u just make me laff nd trowey my tea wey I dey sip small small.Lwkmd

una sure say dis guy don well so,cos dis em hair style shw say e neva well o

abeg dat babe wey wear dat blue gown ao far na,hu get her contact abeg?

9jaown:
THere problem. Nigerians are dealing with this problem.

..abeg hi b dat gurumarje wey wear yellow gown dey sweat lik xmas goat.

see d nyansh self as e get plenty pot holes

Olalan:
Like some rightly asked,he has been declared dead before. So who was killed then.

..his broda na.lol

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Jamesrock:
See, this people ooo... I graduated from Adekunle Ajasin University and I've never seen light for a single day in the whole four years.. We rely solely on generator,,, and now this ones are complaining of one month... My friend gerraraa here

....so because u suffered in silence nw other people should suffer too ba,mayb if u nd ur follow students den av done something meaningful maybe dia won't b repeat of this nonsense in their school.

Drunkpunter:
This girl face be like person wan go Sabi Rnb , but Harry song will teach her how to sing rubbish like Ele o!!! Arabanko!!!

Harry song with is meaningless lyrics.



[Chorus]

Enemies don go buy kerosene (Arabanko)
Dem put my matter for cellophane (Arabanko)
They want to eat me like egovin (Arabanko)
Dem call aboki say bring some sugarcane
(Arabanko)
Oohh ahh (Arabanko)

[Verse 1]

There are some things I cannot take E dey for
cellophane (Arabanko)
Since Linda chop chinwe banana (Arabanko)
And politicians no come dey pay again
(Arabanko)
Now my matter don be like shell work
(Arabanko)

...try go get sense joor...Mtchewwwwwww

yeboribo,yeboribo,yeboribo

FrenchWay:
...
Ten years of Sex.
Ten years of deceit.
Ten years of Fornication.
Ten years of abortion.
Ten years of lies.
Ten years of cheating.
Ten years of sleeping with each other's best friends.
...
...
After everytin, u guys settle for marriage.

Lemme tell you, u ve bn married for the past ten years. Why not jux rename dis ceremony:" Celebration of Ten years of illegal Sex and final settling down ceremony"

..kip kwayet joor...u guys go do mre dan d couple self.

mehnnn,since I dey read news nd get info from nairaland dis is d most dumbed thread av eva open.rubbish op wit rubbish thread.

DivinelyBlessed:
Yahaya Bello. I still don't trust how you became Kogi state governor.


Rock this Nike Camo Air Max if your mind carry am.
Just N25,000. Negotiable

...make naija solider cum beat me for road ba.

wen we stop to eat eba nd fufu

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[quote author=lonngmann post=64940446]When will we have a Nigerian winner :'

EgunMogaji:
Yeah sure but only if Nigeria will pass a concealed weapon bill. A single bullet to the skull cost less than a dollar.

I recommend Walther PPS. It's a great conceal weapon, available in 9mm it packs a needed punch to stop the most decisive attacker.

..pls ao can o get it

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IamaNigerianGuy:
There must be a special Guinness record with your name on it somewhere.
Point out one developed or developing country that achieved poverty reduction in this way. Just one.

....broda in Bangladesh so help women and reduce dia poverty rate nd dependency on men,the women wer all given female goats to rear nd sell,nd it helps in reducing the poverty rate dia.we may laff at the sennator bt e might b saving pple frm extreme poverty.

Nutase:
What is ycee

...yam

LAPO = disgrace ooo,lapo wey tie big card for one woman neck and gv am bell to dey beg moni for the whole community and markets.

CeeJay9ja:
What about Swansea?

..dem carry okoro soup enta ihenacho side today na.

d way ministers dey inspect work for unda this Apc government taya person joor....inspection nd go hide inside hole nd sme pple go cum dey jam tuk on top inspection.

draw soup loading........

lastempero:
I have two questions. 1.what is wrong with her lips 2.why do marriages fail

..1.d lips dey luk for prick to suck. 2.lack of understanding nd patience.
l pass the question ba.lol

sunbbo:
Still ongoing.

..please guy help me out,the mail is not delivering on the said mail dey gv out.thanks

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clems88:
your brain if filled with moggot

...nt only maggot it is filled wit saw dust too.