OLDESTWARRIBOY4:
Thank God for im life

Village people dial wrong number.

..some politician nd mumu na lik 5&6,abeg na juju e wan use rule dem ni,since e get juju make e declare himself winner na.d poster dey make me laff.

Juliusmalema:
What a funny country..

222 discharged.

How did they treat them..

,Bross dos northern niqqas don use style dey open dia state o,pple wan go farm ,revenue don reduce,aboki no lik hunger o,make southwest,east dey increase dia figures,still na north d moni go enta pass.yeye pple

op ur own even gud,I almost die becos of dis gurl nd her troubles,her family abandoned her nd I took care of her thru school,mehn op if I tell u say dis gurl mama Just woke up frm no where say me nd d gurl no fit marry o,say one pastor say d marriage no go gud or smthng,I was just sad,d gurl follow her mama join mouth too,to cut d long story short,right nw she is dating anoda guy nw,wen I saw it,mehn my hrt wan collapse fa,after all I did for her nd her family bt I leave everything for God to judge.op just forget her nd b strong bt e no easy o,cos am still thinking nd very hurt nw,

d day I go wan private hospital go do typhoid nd malaria test,d private hospital for dia law,dey will do hiv test for u secretly nd staple it nd gv it to u to show d doctor,dem gv me d stapled paper I wan die o,plenty thngs dey run for my mind o,las las I tear am o,has I see negative d kind heat nd cold breeze wey blow me d same time no b here o,I just rest for one bench,nurse think say I wan collapse ni,I just tell am I wan rest,dem dey tell me sorry for my mind I dey thank God dey laugh,.dat hiv result bf e cum sme pple don die already self.e no easy.

Scaredd:
Good day everyone,

I'm the guy that likes to flirt with women (trying so hard to change). Sometime last year November, I hand some sex encounters with 4 different women (2 unprotected) and by first week of December I started experiencing some symptoms which include;

1.White tongue
2. Occassional diarrhoea (watery, oily and formy stool ever since then. I feel sudden need to ease like twice or thrice a day).
3. A gradual weight loss (I eat very well, mainly fruits and proteins with carbohydrates on average)
4. Occasional hand tremor.
5. Occasional body vibration and fast heart rate.

I used to smoke marijuana and take alcohol, but stopped. I also masturbated for about 5-6yrs, then stopped last year which added to flirting with women. I've not masturbated since then, but still take alcohol (mainly vodka).

I went to a university teaching hospital, met with the consultant and explained to her just as I'm doing here (she was wowed!). She then directed me to do HIV test (came back negative), H. Pylori test (also came out negative) and another test (I've forgotten the name).

She then prescribed, nystatin oral suspension and vitamin B Complex which I've finished taking, yet no change. Meanwhile, I've taken fluconazole, antibacteria and probiotics of late.

I'm waiting for the lockdown to be lifted to go back, but before then, (who knows when this whole problem will end) felt i might get some help here.

Please Doctors, what could be wrong with me. Especially this diarrhoea and white tongue. My stomach is always rumbling after eating. Please help.

Thank you.

Pictures of my tongue before and after brushing

..go do typhoid fever test o.

Lorazepam:
Lagos no even fit keep clean sheet for once, smh.

..corona just dey score dem anyhow.

Lorazepam:
Lagos no even fit keep clean sheet for once, smh.

..corona just dey score dem anyhow.

vicdom:


You lack adequate reasoning

no.vex abeg

vicdom:


You lack adequate reasoning

no.vex abeg

vicdom:


You lack adequate reasoning

..no vex Abeg

vicdom:


You lack adequate reasoning

..no vex Abeg

Oluwasaeon:
Wow what

..no vex Abeg.

Oluwasaeon:
Wow what

..no vex Abeg.

Richdad50:


I wish you can divert these attention to pictures of people lamenting and dying of hunger in their homes rather than an empty street. Good job but it holds no relevance.

The poor will never forgive neither will they forget the wickedness and neglect melted on them in these period by APC.

Richdad

guy long time,wer u go hide

na COVID-19 affect looserpool joor

Witcher:
This is bad... Fulani are nomadic, technically all the land belongs to them... Well if not the land at least the grasses.. he should expect payback if I'm in that town I will run away. Fulani are not like other black creatures they're special and they never forgive

...guy we dey wait for d payback,dis is nt all dos state dem dey cum do anyhow,dem just turn d whole turn to sleepless town,even okada no dey carry fulani here again,all eyes dey d bushes nw,dos useless chiefs wer collecting kickbacks nd d captured fulani mentioned dia names wen dey wer captured.

Lilbest3:
Maybe na to buy two bags of rice, beans, garri, oil and all the foodstuffs that won't spoil easily and relocate to inside thick forest for the rest of the year.
but where will I get water?

...rivers full every where na inside forest na.

GOFRONT:
Uwwaawu....I wish to Rest in peace inbetween those thighs!!!!

...my guy na mai duri u go b o.lol

u pple r still far from the recent truth in nowadays parents,some parents are just not serious walahi,ur daughter/Son av bin dating sm1 all dis years nd ready to settle dwn wit him/her,den u will hear thngs lik av gone to our pastor,mallam,chief priests, dey say if u marry her/him,u pple will b poor,ur husband/wife families will b fighting you,u will nt gv birth,or anoda guy/lady dash dem moni dey will b preferring d moni dash inlaws.nd bf u knw d mumu him/she will fall for all dia tricks nd yeye tuk.all I knw a parent shld do is pray for his or her child wen ready for marriage.

Isoduwa:
Na who kill am?

..na buhari na.rubbish.

healthserve:
Stop using people. Be better. Stop taking people for a ride with your emotional recklessness


Use and discard. Passive Narcissistic personality disorder. Go see a therapist. You're a destroyer


You also have an over-inflated ego. The world doesn't revolve around you. And No, you're not too good for everyone.


You're an egomaniac that exists for feel-good vibes only with a detached feeling from regular existence. Go see a therapist. You're pathetic

..bross I take God beg u no vex again.take am easy.chai.

Mutemenot:
Dis guy cream don finish

...elder council don advice am o.Lwkmd

this marriage thngs self don use style to dey fear me self,abi na only Nigeria the thng dey ni.kilode gan.

maynattion:


Exactly. No one should be served a stale and spoilt barbeque.

...Lwkmd...dat mumu spoilt meat seller no get ankalii..em nd mumu nd 5&6

pls hurry and marry him u hear ba.as u no wan get sense,u go get am later.na part one u dey so,part two go worse o.u beta vamose from dat lion u called ur lover.

SaintHilary:
If you ever tried those Sugar Mummy linkup phone numbers kindly indicate

...guy u wan kill me wit laff ooo.

Hmmmm

some fools here just dey jam mouth upandan,if dem gv sme of dem d opportunity mr p get dem no fit do anything,u did nt watch d video neither did u get d message bt u r fast to condemn d guys hard work..dat why u pple r always backwards,mumu politicians will treat u guys lik trash bt u kip mute lik four days fufu.awon omo ale oshi.weather mr p or any naija musician I will always respect dia work.if e easy go start sing too.useless mofos wit 10mb data jamming tuk.

All dis bura nd duri matters self.Rubbish

GAZZUZZ:
Did they "caught" him?

..ha!!!dey caughted him oo.

GAZZUZZ:
Did they "caught" him?

..ha!!!dey caughted

name her buhari.shikena.case closed

Emily22:
I hacked her WhatsApp back den with( I won't tell u the app )

She was dating her lecturer then ,an old married man around 60-65yrs with 2 grown up beautiful girls...

Whenever she is online, I ll be reading her messages especially whenever she ask d man dat (did u release in me)...

So I switched to condom cuz I got scared of infections....we fought over the use of condom and I told her Its for our own good.

Too be candid, I played along till her final year cuz I just needed something to bang hard since am not a fan of masturbation and also not a fan of "sister,can I have a minute with u ".

So last year, she told me how she can die for me,how she can bla bla bla ,all those thrash talks........I told her "alaye am done with you".

She think say she don keep one mumu good husband for one place so if she sell her Puna finish,she can come back to uncle mumu.

That day was hell on earth cuz u need to see her rage , insults, abuses....I just dey smile for where I dey say if u finish,carry Ur pangolo and leave.....that was the end of the whole relationship shit.

Advice of the day : If u want to die young,hack your girlfriend's WhatsApp, Facebook,Instagram and co... Chech Ur blood pressure first before doing that shit cuz u ll never believe what u ll see..

Goodnight,by the way,am looking for job.

...guy abeg wc app u use,I need am urgently.I can't kill myself.please help me.

op hope no b nupe man sha,dos pple can b wicked nd very stupid.btwn they r very fetish.

KingAzubuike:

You can't be a neurosurgeon coz we don't want more quackery in the already rotten health sector. If you were smart enough, you'd have invested all the money you've spent on school fees in selling and hawking herbs for Jedi ,poor libido and waist pain.

..chai..wc kind bad mouth b dis na...u wan kill me wit laff o.

after kogi na Niger State b d most useless state fir Nigeria.very lazy nd dumb set of pple.na only to Bleep nd marry dem get sense put.smbdy go siddon for house nd cant even read or write bt e go dem government payroll.dat state na scam.