two full squad nd bench

Jombom:
Pls provide me with her phone # if she's truly interested in a serious n sincere relationship that can lead to marriage. I am Yoruba Osu matter no concern me, in fact God punish the system self.

..u get sense.

donstan18:
You should rather copy Davido and think of settling down than investing your time watching Tacha on Bbnaija.

..but y na...y u cum get bad mouth lik dis na.u just dash am serious upper cut.

juvewalex:
Just take a look at the pitch alone says it all ...

...lol.d field b lik wer cows just graze finish.

op bring ur head make I nack brain abi na sense inside am.Mtchewwwwwww.

Godons1:



Trash, you believe every Propaganda you read on Biafran sites.

...this ur tuk na final bt dis pix dem wan kill me with laff

oga deputy commissioner pls dnt blame dem o,is becos both names are not important na

Blue3k:
This arguement is stupid. The FG cant stop Nigerians from returning back if they have passports. Besides the ECOWAS passports only alloe person to stay in any member state 3 months at time without getting visa. They'd have to be allowed back.

..e beta make u kip quite dan dey disgrace urself publicly na

pocohantas:
I stopped reading when I saw

"It was even more like rape, he had sugar mouth..."

My sister, except you are a Linda Ikeji, don't try babymamahood in Naija. Naso you go dey fight for SMAGold money, nothing for you.

Go and rest.

..badt guy

awgumayor:
7% vat. No wonder Nigeria is undeveloped. People want good road, constant power supply, other good infrastructures but don't want to pay tax. How can the country develope with meagre 7% vat.

..u no get sense at all.

capitalzero:


why should government increase VAT when more than 50% of population are poor? goverment should rather reduce cost governance, minimise corruption and impose heavy tax on luxurious items. to minimize corruption, sanitize Nigeria police. If police is corrupt, fighting corruption will remain a joke.

..u get sense my guy.

kadiri3:
EVEN THE DO FRESH ELECTION APC WILL WON IT GUY LET THEM ACCEPT DEFEAT KAWAI

..ur English dey gv me headache lik Nigeria matter joor.

vicoloni:
If you live in the diaspora you will appreciate Wizkid and Davido's music. They bring pure joy in the dancehalls across Yankee

..and if u dnt live in diaspora nko,dey bring pure sadness ba.

internationalman:
Why are the both keepers dragging number 23..

FTC back to back

..na only d number dem print for keepers..lol

Officialgarri:

...ur laff dey make laff.

freemanbubble:


That is my niggarrr. Make i wrap some weed for you brother



My love for slim girls

They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vagina
When they are on leggings men ehnnn
their camel toe becomes to sexcy and conspicuous
But they are very deep down there. They can accommodate anything that comes in.
If you want to make them happy tell them to sit on you


I love them slim
Shout out to all the slim ladies

..lol

see bweast oooooo

Jalabase:
*What happened in South Africa is Black VS Black crime, not xenophobia*

*XENOPHOBIA is the fear of Foreigners*

Watch and educate yourself

*©️JALABASE MEDIA✊*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmN7KEud6QU

..guy y u mumu na.y u no gree finish school self.so Nigerians in other pple's country r nt foreigners ba.in short u must b an idiot.

d car self na drop make I drop self.

traffic jamb ko go slow waec ni..Mtchewwwwwww

OTayobami:
That salah na very stupid fellow, na all those kyn players dey make person dey get problem with coach, he always thinks the ball gets to him magically, he nor dey reason say na people like them firmino dey sacrifice their goal scoring chances just to pass to him when he's open to score..

Do you know?
Last season all Mane's 22 goals last season had no assist from salah but the idiot(salah) scored couple of goals assisted by mane but still on still na still 22 goals each dem get

..y u cum put dis old man pix na.d pix make Lwkmd.

NwaAmaikpe:





They shaved the hair on his head but left the ones in his armpit.

..ogbeni o normal rara o

BigJoe19:
Your brother can slways due her to court for kidnapping he s children, if I am your brother I would not be be depressed, he should consider her as a baby mama and not his wife, at least the butden of taking care of a wife is gone, what benefit does marriage give these days, the only reasonsble thing from marriage is children and availability of free sex.
Right now I have a baby mama and she has two children for me, she stays in my house, though we are not legally married, if she wants to leave she can leave but not with my children.

..oshey awon team I dnt bloody care.twale sir.

Officialgarri:
Inspire to acquire to own whatever you require.

Ashey na thief dem dey thief..

..Lwkmd.see as u let me use laff trowey my soup nd eba still plenty.

kestolove95:
Her Toto go long...am a lady so I know

..wc b long duri again.Lwkmd

Odinaka00:


It's a big shame that after 40yrs of being a Nigerian, you still can't spell Enugu

Lwkmd

justine94:
My Gf of Almost 3 years, her Ex still calls her anytime he likes even though not Frequently, she once told me she felt bad about him that he did nothing to her, she so much believe him to an extent he calls her to tell her things that he Dreamt about her life.

She says most of his Dreams comes to Past while they were Dating then. When she went back to school, she told me he called her to come see him but she declined.

I know she loves me very much, she has proven it to me beyond any reasonable doubt but she still has a Soft Spots for her Ex.

Its making us have issues most times. Of recent i saw a dialled log of her ex on her phone. She said she wanted to check on him. It weakened me alot.

But she said it was nothing, even though the ex is actually helping her kid bro for his admission. She claims she only called to tell him that the brother has written his PUME exams...

When i look at her, I have this feeling she still have a soft spot for her ex..i told her can she see her ex call and not pick it up, she could not ansa. I asked her if she still loves him, she could not ansa, she only tell me she cant go back to him, that she loves me..

I know she won't go back to him, but i know this to be sure she still have a Soft spots for her ex..and her ex knows this very well, so he calls her anytime he likes knowing fully well he knows how to talk to her for her to listen.

Anything he tells her she believes him, notwithstanding, anytime he calls her ,she tells me that he called her, am just confused.. I have already told her i cant continue again becuase i cant continue to hurt my self....

Please i need advice

..my frnd goan siddon jare.dey mumu urself dia.

Sundrus:
No come dey disturb us here over woman way u no ready to marry

..Walahi.total rubbish fa.

Asnafsaeed:
Hmm

..na wer dem dey c u b dat na.

Latidoh1:

So you never change oil and battery?

.dem neva use am since e land for naija na.dem just pack for 2years.

Bolustical:

This is how to recognize a fo.olish person with a cheap phone on borrowed data.

..damn.u just finished d guy patapata.savage aye.na lik dis d guy go dey view wetin u post under em comment.

waka to d op,wey lik to push mumu news cum front page.what nonsense is dis nw.nairaland don finish