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MrCork:
....how would u fill when u come back into yor house with your girlfriend,walk into yor dining room and suddenly catch your parents happily makin love?.... Mature contributions & please keep it clean!

I would probably film and post it on youtube

sweettease:
Your rectum don collapse abi? You for continue

You sound like an educated e-eddiot. The good news is that am now free chat you up. The bad news though is that I can still take your man if/when I want. Believe that, my dear.

As of today, I am officially Straight and no longer Gay. This means I will not longer be f****ing only men. This shall be females only. I am therefore happy if you are happy.

Royal155:
God punish satan! So na me u wan take start am sheh? u don jam!

I bet if rub my nyansh on yor face, u be happy. I lie?

aknopic:
My name is akinwunmi am a student studying
law.
I ave a huge problem relating with people
especially girls
This is how the problem goes
when a girl talks to me, I feel difficulty replying, I
just mumble words like I don't know how to
speak good eng.
When i talk I just feel sth restraining my vocal
cord
My movement is also not leftout, I just feel like I
am not the one moving and thereby becoming
absent minded.
Also when am about to talk to someone I feel like
sth is in my head, my eyes will get dry, I get a
feeling of mouth of odour all these block me from
passing info thereby leading to BLACKOUT.
My public speaking is not also leftout. I feel
pressured all arnd my body wen I am about to
speak
I don't know if there's any one here that can help
please I don't want my life and
career to be ruined just because of this.

Females are horrible, disgusting, ugly, unwanted, not good and terrible. Turn gay and u will be loved

I can't even f*** a guy like that. He is fat

Royal155:
Talented Nollywood actor, Yul Edochie, on this exclusive interview with Entertainer alleged that a gay stalker has been making love advances on him all over the social media.

According to him, he has been refusing the gay stalkers love advances, and now he is trying to blackmail him. Here is what he has to say:
http://www.naijaonlinegists.com/2015/04/gay-stalker-after-my-life-yul-edochie.html

My dear, brother please describe your waist line and how muscular your bottom is?

CallMeFemi:
And I put down a gun for GAYS//
For I'm gon run for days//
Burn your race //
and turn your dames to slaves //
Stay off gay... I'll rather have the cat //
Skin it and kill it 9times//
Hit me up for your likes//
And get paid by chance!!!
#PHENASTY

My dear, have u ever had a big d**** in your mouth for breakfast? Please describe your waist line and your bottom if sofr or muscular?

lagmostkuit:
Keep on deceiving yourself.. Fuvking gay!
Whr those MODS, dem no go ban dis one nah

You ugly dog poo poo. I bet I can take your man

Carp101:
1. They read your previous posts and feel uncomfortable.

2. Too many men in their lives.

3. Lack of sense of humor.

4. She has a guy here already and does not want him to catch her cheating.

5. Your profile does not look flamboyant.

6. Always sound like a wussy.

7. You did not talk about money. Yes, most of them are attracted to money. There's power in money. But they'll say that does not attract them. Brother, it's all lies.

8. Some of these girls only want attention, nothing else.

Feel free to talk abt ur experience.

who cares about females? NO ONE!!!

I will sleep with 200 men

CallMeFemi:
Yeah...
Thats what I'm all about here on NL... I don't comment only offer likes... And you knw what dey say... IF YOU ARE SO GOOD AT SOMETHING DON'T DO IT FOR FREE...
So my people... Any where u need likes just mention me... And I'll be right there...
Yeah... the likesman right back at you
✌

hi boo boo, are you Gay? What is your waist line?

silverdam:
The comedian said "Kindred'. Both looking good!



https://instagram.com/p/1SqvHKpRMy/

I could f*** that guy. I like his type

multicast:
I am a fervent reader on Nairaland and i dont miss this forum in 1 day, i have seen people share their concerns here and a lot of people have contributed through their comments, though some are hillarious while others are on point. i will appreciate matured responses.

I did not marry a stranger to start with and its why i am very pained cuz i come here on nairaland and see how people get frustrated about their marriage based on cogent reasons but mine is different.

first of all, I got married in february and am already very tired of my wife, not because she isnt very sexy or good in bed as other may experienced but because my wife starts arguments from little things as little as why did u miss my call, even if its a BBM call thats dependent of network, after hours of begging i have to end up with uncountable "am sorry".

secondly, my wife find it very easy to engage in malice for days without bothering to reconcile, and i have to talk to her over again and make her see reason why such act is not good in marriage, for which she will later apologize and the next day or same day she is back again in another episode.

thirdly, every man love to be respected, when my wife starts her drama about missed call or other flimsy excuses, she starts talking to me like am her junior brother, calling me names and after noticing how mad i am with her, she will apologize but always repeat such act.

i feel the amount of love and attention she gets from me is too much and i am beginning to think i should make her understand what it feels like to have a frustrated marriage. though am yet to do that.

i honestly am not perfect but i have never used any harsh word while addressing her even when she is obviously wrong, i dont do so because i know the feeling when she use them for me. i wish i could anyway.

i grew up in a place where women are highly regarded and well treated and maybe its affecting me because i also help her do chores and i dont push all the house work to her as most men do.

i noticed i am always very unhappy and depressed the moment she comes up with this episodes and it may be because i love her so much and this is beginning to affect how i study and i might be forced to push her away first by not giving her attention as i used to.

My fellow Nairalanders, i respect ur opinion, hillarious ones and reasonable ones, marriage is not a bed of roses, i love my wife and i am not cheating on her, i am 100% married to her alone but her attitude is frustrating and i might have to leave her in the end. i hope i get lucky and this make FP so i can learn from experienced members before i take a decision, as we speak she has began the malice episode with me and if i dont apologize to her in 3 days, she is ready to go that far too.

BE GAY . FORGET WOMEN. THEY ARE STRESS!!

pbs4real:
if i hv my way,i wld pt a bullet 2ru ur skull.

My dear, lets make love, not war. So are you telling me you don't like d**** in your mouth? You seem very choosy though

ilovecritics:
Can't u cum on ur dads?

My dear, but why can't i f*** you? You make it sound like its a crime

Kingklent:
nd put a bullet in ur head yeah dickhead

My dear, Are you telling me you cannot rub a d*** on your face? You lie!!

Kingklent:
shoot a bullet in the air u will know

My dear, WOW, sounds like you are ready for Gay sexxxx. Would you like to come down to banana island tomorrow?

Kingklent:
Today I got into a bus and a cute lady requested to join me in the front I got down nd told her to go inside she refused nd went to the back seat my friends nd the guys inside said am nt a gentleman that's she too cute for nt to be gentle am I wrong for nt being stupid

Hi boo boo. Please don't waste your time with females. They do not worth it. What size is your waist line if I may ask?

ilovecritics:
Mugu! Even if girls finish for the World. I rather bleep a wall than ur dirty ass

My dear, what would you say if I ask to cummmm on your lip? I like your lips

pbs4real:
guy am really sorry for quoting u first,we quoting ourselves pple mite think we d same. . Tot u wre joking neva knew u re Gay,gdnyt. ,and pls lets nt quote ourself again.

Ok my dear, I hear you. Would you ever put a d*** in your mouth if you we're offer a nice amount of money? Do you want to come down to banana island tomorrow evening after work?

ilovecritics:
If I see u for corner one on one - I go beat u well well collect ur phone. U are a disgrace to ur fam

My dear, I predict you will be gay by 2017. Do you want to bet?

Baddestguyp:
thunder fire your d1ck go and find ur gay partner elsewhere

My dear, has anyone ever put a d*** in your mouth? I bet you will enjoy it. Please be a man and GROW UP

ilovecritics:
They should just ban this fowl..

Ban? Why? Because i love men? Is there a law which says men must love only women? You kids are clearly uneducated. What is the big deal about females anyway because what a woman can do, a man can do better. GROW UP

pbs4real:
u re DÕOMED! Repent b4 its 2 late

My dear, you kids lack education. If I ask to Cummm on your hand, would you say yes or no?