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Fulaboy:
are you owk

My dear, I just want to nyansh you. Is that a problem?

harrysterol:
gay no be me and you o

why not hon, I will f*** you good. Are you shy to try it out? It will not hurt

Truckpusher:
*Walks in drunk and starts messing with Rokiatu's asss mercilessly*


Hafi biday eneblokos, eneprick oh jah wata gwan.....hmmm.......Henegod.

Hi Boo boo. Can I hold your truck?

Dangbo:
Its so painful that Mark Zuckerberg wants to loose his famous and fast growing Social Network Earlier today facebook was Having difficulties in Loggin in. welll i hope Mark acts so Fast to work on it! IF YOU THINK AM LYING TRY AND LOGIN!

SOURCE: http://hottestdaniel..com/2015/03/painfull-facebook-has-been-hacked-by.html

You did not pay your rent.

Sceintist have created a new pill that makes all men get pregnant thru our annnus. This is so wonderful

harrysterol:
Being single is not anything to be ashamed about in our age!Being single at any age can be challenging in a world that seems to place so much importance on finding the love of your life and becoming a couple. The whole world seems to be geared up to support you in this quest.There is very little support given to those who are consciously choosing to be spend time alone, learning to enjoy their own company and the creativity it sparks. There is always a wrong perception to un-partnered people which looks ridiculous to me,especially since more and more people are realising that the partnerships they formed early in life, have failed to pass the tests of time and they themselves are now living the single life. Here are five tips for making the most of being single.

1. Relax Your singledom will not last a lifetime. Well, it will if it is meant to but this is a very rare karma. The worst thing you can do is panic and think you have to find someone immediately or your life is over. This air of desperation is by far the most debilitating energy to bring into a new relationship with yourself or with anyone new for that matter. It makes you blind to obvious red flags, signs to wrong choice and puts you in all kinds of compromising situations.
So once again - take a breath. Be happy to have been given this special opportunity to get to know yourself Look at it this way — if you are uncomfortable spending time alone with yourself, what makes you think anyone else will feel comfortable spending time with you? This can be quite a challenge to someone that has continuously filled up their lives with someone else only to discover that they really don't know or like themselves at all. Having a relationship with yourself is exactly like having a relationship with someone else. You have to be supportive, caring, understanding, and yes, you have to learn to listen and communicate with yourself and your inner guidance. Sometimes the only way to get you to listen to yourself is to force this "time alone" upon you.

2.Give yourself a chance Being happy alone does not happen overnight especially if you are a recovering codependent. There will be times that you feel like you're invisible, no one will ever love you, you're wasting your life, your life is passing you by... and a whole lot of other negative self talk. The best thing to do is to take yourself for a walk or — even better — on a date. Learn how to cheer yourself up. The better you get at being alone, the better you will be at being in a relationship. For some it is extremely difficult to cater to your own needs. Are you one of these people that will happily cook if someone is over at your place but cook noodles if your alone, or cook fried rice for your girlfriend while you sip garri if alone? Make the effort to cook for yourself. Seriously, this is one of the most self loving things you can do for yourself. Cook yourself something new each week, each day even. You deserve it!

3.Take charge of your reality and give up all that envy Stop worrying about everyone else around you getting into relationships, and thinking that you need to as well. All those happy couples in movies and TV shows are the fabrications of Hollywood,Nollywood,bollywood and all the "woods" you can think of, writers designed to sell tickets and get high TV ratings. Real couples have messy lives—they fight, leave the bathroom dirty and steal the remote from each other. Give up those unrealistic fantasies of your 'soulmate', and notice how most people around you are just regular folk - good people, but not magical heroes who fix each others' lives. And stop thinking the unimaginable

4.Realize that you are still lucky and fortunate. Many people around the world are either: chronically ill, homeless, living in poverty, starving, fleeing from warfare, and have no personal freedoms due to dictatorships. If you think you are not lucky because you are single, think again!. People in those aforementioned conditions have it harder than you! (However, if you unable to feel happy in spite of recognising your luck, you may need to meet with a counsellor to discuss the possibility that you have clinical depression or a similar illness) I can offer you a counselling if you wish
5.Meet new people Not necessarily for romantic reasons, just to expand your support community. If you are consciously attempting to stay out of relationships for a designated time period, you will still need people to share your life with. Friendships are paramount. Where would we be without our friends? Truly alone. No friends? Are you friendly? Do you make an effort to say hello and meet new people? Perhaps you need some help with overcoming shyness. It is always us that separates ourselves from others. Take responsibility for who you are or are not attracting into your life and make the necessary changes to attract some solid friends. No Mr n Mrs tidy alone my guy stinggy knows better

Above all Become an optimist, This is a trait that helps you whether you are single, married, divorced or widowed! Keep a gratitude diary and every night think of 3 things you are grateful for. Find the silver lining in everything throughout your day, and savor little pleasures. You'll live longer, make it through tough times more smoothly, and even avoid the common cold more often!

Being single and Gay is Greater.

Teempakguy:
That doesn't change anything. There are female-oriented gays. They behave in the same way.

OK brother may I f*** you so you can find out what you are missing? Are you free this evening?

Fulaboy:
owk you can meet me today 6pm sharp at yabaleft by the gate. No african time plx

brother why don't we meet at my end? can you wear skirt?

Fulaboy:
Don't even think of it asshole

asssshole? Brother are you telling me that my Stick will not fit in your hole? Are you shy Gay bonk? May I phone you today and what is your nomba?

Enegod:
smh²

Darlin, is that a yes? May I romance you?

Fulaboy:
God forbid

Brother I can change your mind if I kiss you though. Can u kiss good?

Fulaboy:
These are the following reasons why guys don't have girlfriends:
Ladies' HandBag - N9,000 while Men's Wallet - N700

Ladies' Fixing of Hair - N5000 while Men's Haircut is just N150

Ladies' Fixing of Nails - N1500 while Men Nail Cutter is N50

Ladies' Bra is N1500 while Men´s Singlet is N200

A set of G string is N1500 while Men´s Boxers is N300

Sanitary Pad is N250 while Men's Handkerchief is N50

Ladies' Stomach is extra large while Men's Stomach is extra small.

Blessed are MEN, who still remain single they shall become the Richest men on Earth..

My dear, being Gay is the only way out. I am and I am proud.

Scientist have created a pill that gets men pregnant thru our annnnus. This is good news for all men. Hurray!!

Our Politicians should be more responsible and focus on Gay Rights. Period!!

Dangbo:
He shared the pics on his instagram Luxury Living!

https://instagram.com/p/0umXjaKUHa/?taken-by=davidoofficial

Looks like a guy with firm muscular nyansh. Is he Gay?

Enegod:

Brother, the whole idea is that you sit on my lapp for few minutes, we kiss and then I treat you to a nice restaurant of your choice

Please can we do a petition to support Gay Rights here in Nigeria?

BodePolScience:
May God save you from your misery. I call it misery cos being a gay is odd and weird especially in this part of the world. What an unfortunate fellow!
Thank God I am straight and I wish you were.

Why are you guys so paranoid. I bet if I make love or kiss you, u will forget about females. My dear, Being Gay is better

BodePolScience:
[/color][color=#990000] Gay alert!!!

My dear, being Gay is great. May I kiss u?

Enegod:
thank you

Brother, may I sweeten you up for dinner this evening? Would you like to come down to my end at 8pm tonight?

neutrotoba:
Can't see myself on this list... THE CHANGE ADVOCATE

GAY RIGHTS!! This is what our Politicians should focus on.

infofta:
Vote wisely.

Our Politicians need to focus of Gay Rights and GAy Issues. Piriod!

[quote author=Orijin101 post=31995997][/quote]Our Politicians should focus more on GAY RIGHTS. They are all stuuupidd. PIRIOD!!!!

Enegod:
thanks sweetus..i will do as you said *kisses*

Hi boo boo. Happy sweet birthday. May I sit you on your Lap?

oluwasunshine:
Last year when i registered my account on whatsapp,one of the social medias,i met a beautifull girl,the girl was so pretty that i can never let go of her,when i first started,the girl paid no attention to me but as time goes on,i began to shift her by my side. The mistake was that i don't upload my pics,instead i uploaded my brother pics which i knew his face was so prettier than mine,she asked me if that was my pics but i said yes,she asked about my bio-data,i told her everything.
One day, she told me she wanted to visit my state to visit one of her friends and i lied to her that i wasn't around then and she said ok.
On getting to some certain level,she decided to marry me and i agree without even my parent and my brother knowing anything about it,when i saw that i can't avoid it anymore and i decided to let them know about it and they said i should tell her to pic a date for the both family to know one another and before then she should pay us a visit.
The girl actually came,on that saddened day my brother was also around,when the girl came,she began to romance my brother,he thought it was a sign of greeting until the girl kissed him on his cheek,i told him that i mistakenly upload his pics instead of mine and he became angry but i had nothing to do but to let my girlfriend be with him for sometimes.
My brother took it as a fate and enter the visitors room with her not knowing that the girl was a type of those romantic people,the girl told my brother to let them take a bath together but my brother refused.
I did not noticed that my younger brother had also began to have some feelings for him,the next day my brother took her to captain cook to take a breakfast, when they came ,i and my younger brother had some dispute not knowing the girl had heard what we were saying when we were fighting.
The girl packed all her belonging and ran away and my brother had been finding her since then when i was the real owner of the girl.
Fellow #airalanders,i need your help,what should i do please?

Hi. are you single?

ultra001:
HE MUST BE RICH, EDUCATED AND MUST NT BE A WIFE BEATER.IF U GET ALL THIS,ABEG NA ME AND U TILL D END OF TIME

are you male?

scientist have created pills to make men get pregnant thru the annnus. This we should be discussing. Hi boys. Hello!

Martins301:
It is no rumour or mere saying that the human race has survived this long because of the selective powers of women. These set of darlings can see your future by mere looking at you and tell if your bullets are capable of bringing forth healthy progenies. The question however is what are the top most qualities that ladies look out for in a potential mate in terms of physical appearance, finance, spirituality, health status, emotional strenght etc?


Cc: Missmossy Ishilove DuchessLily almostFamous Midehi cutieberie1 Missyetty bisisolex nanauju Amyceilyn westpawz meldeezyne kayClt goldbim slimpresh

Thread should be what qualities do men look for in other men. Be realistic because men are less bothered about females in 2015. Be realistic

Scientist have created pills to make men get pregnant thru the annnnus. This is great news for all men

Scientist have created pills to make men get pregnant thru the annnnus. This is great!

Scientist have developed a pill that makes men pregnant thru the annnnuss. We should be proud and am so happy

ebukaOtika:
You better stop dis shit and Repent gentleman,,,,

Its not worthy of a Responsible Individual.

hi boo