₦airaland Forum

samyyoung:
Love u guys

where U com dey?

Pinshor or adonbilivasusual

dangote7510:
naso

una no go kii persin here!

small time now, una ear drum go collapse again.... khai! #onechance

some of these protesters are just out there for fun. see Aigbe, she still dey cross legge. dey form model, she even dey snake her eye dey kettle her lips. Nawao! which kain protest be dis?

progress69:
While one other Governor keeps eating up and down and posing for the camera.

They made it look like he was the only one owing salaries, today he as offset all outstanding salaries while a particular governor for an oil producing state, who collects one of the highest 13% derivation is owing about a year's salary.

They made him look incompetent and a waster cos of the school feeding program, today his achievements speaks for him.

Aregbesola baba, one of Tinibu's finest. Tinubu building visionlary leaders like kilode?

A quick look at the government today will confrom that Tinubu's boys are doing fantastically well. I only wish Fashola can be left with hosing and works. Let that Prof that Jonathan sacked be brought back to power. He seemed overwhelmed at the moment!

You are a good Nigerian, only that I smell 'Tinubunism' in you.... Anyway Tinubu's Ideology is a good one so you are still good.

shinarambo1:
A whole three month. What if the car was used in commiting a crime within those 3month?

Do u mean in America? if in Nigeria, the answer is that no be Plate no or number plate dem dey take trace or arrest Criminals... na luck or Babalawo power...Ish!

Go and hide under ur mama skirt jere and let me hear word from SeyiLaw and CharlyBoy

Beremx:
Thumbs up to Tuface, he has done his best. the government is afraid of the crowd he's gonna pull out. The clueless government knows they have failed woefully.

The purported protest alone has thrown the government off-balance.

Protest must go on with or without him.

What is this one saying?







I dont understand too.

kalemy:
breaking news: Buhari extend his holiday by unspecified number of days....... My people, Buhari is DEAD period!

Change ur way my beloved friend, death may come for you even b4 Buhari...you know?

Just saw this on line and I think u can smile a bit, atleast in preparation for #CHARLYBOYNSEYILAWTITAKEOVER:

*WHO WAN DIE?*
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*Police:* Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
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*Me:* Here they are.
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*Police:* They are incomplete.
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*Me:* Check them well, they are complete
*Police:* Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?
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*Me:* I go burial
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*Police:* Who die?
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*Me:* Na one Policeman
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*Police:* Wetin kill am?
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*Me:* He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.
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*Police:* Na your friend?
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*Me:* No
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*Police :* Your relation?
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*Me:* No
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*Police:* Wetin you come go do for the burial?
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*Me:* I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
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*Police:* Wetin concern you for the matter
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*Me:* Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju
*(The policeman was staring at me now)*
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*Me:* Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go.
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*Police:* Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day.
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*Me:* Thank you same to you.

irynterri:
our generation is plagued with so many spineless and ball-less men and women who hide behind tribalism, religion and partisan politics to hide their cowardice,in 21st century when others are testing nuclear weapons we are still begging our fellow Nigerians(not even colonial masters) to give us light and we celebrate them when they pay our salaries which we earned,how can u be begging for your human right? although I do not support his ideology but this 2face chickening out has shown me that Nnamdi Kanu is the bravest and most fearlesss man of our generation,I wish his dream was a better nigeria and not biafra,I wish he used his voice to speak against our "colonial leaders"if he had done that by now he would have led a million-man protest and a Ghana -like revolution,all the same he has won my respect,i will never insult him and I wish him well in his ambition#I must fight for my children

U mentioned well sis... u got my heart giggled most esp when u referenced Kanu's cause. U mentioned well once again. U nailed it all! #KANU'SSTRUGGLESHOULDBEREDEFINED

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha.. It's sourced from research bro

ok.... happy research o People dey chop indomie here well well o cos thats d most available and cheapest to reach. Courtesy: #IYAGANIYAOONIFETAPERPLATENI300, but Aboki will still try to sell indomie with 2 eggs for #250/300 which makes a meal . Pleased reading from you anyway, its been a while!

Now i believe in #OGBANJEISM

tosyne2much:
Why did you ask Bro?

I wanted to be sure if ur write up is sourced from a research or profession...

frankobaba:
I created a website where I promise to double the income of participants by 30%. The first participant joins with N20k. I need him to be convinced that my website pays So I use my own money to make up for the 30% and he goes home happy. I tell him he gets extra bonuses if he brings a friend and he does exactly that. Two of his friends sign up with N20k each and I return their investment with my own money and give my first client a special bonus for bringing them.

His friends are aware their colleague got a bonus for bringing them in. They get greedy, they bring more people. At this point, everyone wants bonuses as my system is verified and working.

More people join in, so I'm not using my money to pay them anymore, I'm using their money to pay them and waiting for more members to join so there'll always be money in the system. I see a huge investment of N1m from a greedy participant, I run the website with money and I've spent my own money to build the trust in the system so I pair the provider of N1m with myself. Then get about 30 people providing N50k to pay him back in 30 days, he has N1.3m. My system is working, he tells his colleagues in his social class and they're all excited.

My first members who started with N20k have gotten greedy, they've created multiply accounts to cash out but I don't care. The big fishes are in the game. The big monies are being paired with me, I'm no longer providing money but I'm getting money. Whenever I see a large amount to be donated, I immediately pair the account to mine. Effortlessly a millionaire.

The system continues to thrive because new members keep coming in. There is a wild recession in the country, my scheme is the escape route. People have paid rents, school fees, bought cars and funded their ceremonies with my scheme. I am suddenly an employer of labour.

But all good things must come to an end, I have successfully built a network of participants running into millions but there is a serious cash deficit. It is almost Christmas and almost everyone needs 30% of their investment back. Because I've been collecting millions as an admin without donating, and because there are not enough new members to match the financial demands of the existing members, my system has collapsed but I am not done getting my millions from gullible people.

I announce a freeze on the website for technical reasons. I've done a lot for them so they believe me that I'm just protecting the system from crash even when it was not the wise thing to believe.
I told them they couldn't receive money this period but they could still donate.

The one month freeze was an attempt to see if I could pay the existing members from the donations of new members. Sadly, some people had lost faith in the system, the new and existing members were afraid to make donations during the freeze because they were unsure of getting their 30% returns back. Plus there were a lot of evil people on social media spreading propaganda that my scheme was a Ponzi that had ended.

I needed that trust back, so I relaunched my website a day before the scheduled return. You needed to see the excitement. It was Christmas on January 13, I told existing people that had provided donations that they could now get help. I also added some attractive incentives for new members. I still faced the same problem that made me shut down temporarily, even worse.

The people that provided help during the shut down all requested help, plus there had already been a long list of people before then. So I decided to pair those that needed less than N30k first to check the rotation of money. Still there was not enough money to go round. The people that were paired to pay others refused to pay, the trust was gone. People had suddenly realised that it was not possible for 30% to be added to your money unless someone lost their own money.
Several other schemes took over my place when I was frozen. All will eventually meet their ends. Greed always comes to an end.

People still live in delusions of grandeur that I have not crashed. Perhaps they expect me to put a memo in my website that it is over. Lol. I really don't blame their naivety, I did do a lot for them to trust me.
I would advise that people make more intelligent financial decisions next time. People lost millions to me because of greed. Do I feel guilty? No. I did warn them to use their SPARE money.

My name is MMM and I am a Ponzi Scheme.

Please can u text ur full address to me? Pleeeeease!

casttlebarbz:
una sha no go kill person wt ds cv tin..put this in ur cv today, don't put it tomorrow ..hmmm

No b lie! If person com remove all these things wetin wan com remain sef? One day, dem go say make person no put name for CV.

slawomir:
well done ma
who says there is a limit to what you can achieve!
do not despise the days of your little begining
and for those holier than thou or hypocrites criticizing her please you people should shut da fuk up.
[s]as fars as you have a boyfriend that bangs you steadily there is no difference between you and a prostitute[/s]
some of you cherish and praise girls who go over sea to do it but will lambaste our girls doing it in africa

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Must you lie to prove a point on NL?

Some Nigerians no even recoginise soldiers from NPF again sef... nawa o! #BlameitonRecession.

@Tosin, are you a bowler?

WARISDIS?

There is nothing comparable to the relationship btw 'Father and Son'. Sad

Who is Angela Okorie? she claims to be a Celebrity in a part of her TEXT

kaz4sure:
Dear all,

Treasury bill is far better than fixed deposit, you can fix an amount for 91days, 180days or 365days at an annual rate of 15% to 17%.

The minimum amount required for treasury bill is 100k

But somebody says its an 'economics in the book'. can u prove him/her wrong/right?
Thanx.

@op, av seen her... can i go now? Pleeeeeease!

This white man self dull... shay na naija pple na hin e dey format like small pikin because of one olosho wey her movement don advance.
A bi e ma gbo nkan ni 'She should keep the money, he will compensate anybody with information dat can lead to her arrest . smh!
Help me tell say: brain na app, make hin use am na...

obembet:
What of bubu and his wife.. We don't even hear anything from him again... Abi....

u don forget person wey never die just like dat? nawa o... i bow for una o!

Mikylopez:
with all my knowledge aye! I'm gonna take the blue pill and make d $50 mill

Ma gara e jeh?










You will use another 45 years being a Nigerian.... no money wisdom is a waste!

Baawaa:
How are you in Yoruba means"bawo ni",so in Yoruba land you can't say "bawo ni" to your father or mother and your elders

Naxo! Case dismissed!

I thought as much. @op please can I go now? Pleeeeeease....

bqlekan:
Let me just laugh. OP, thanks for sharing, will share with friends too. Hope they don't get bored before reading to the end..

I love the lines. And you also can enjoy them (no matter how long they are) only if u put ur self in that Black guy's shoes in the midst of Bullying White Dudes. You will feel the Lyrics better!

bqlekan:
Let me just laugh. OP, thanks for sharing, will share with friends too. Hope they don't get bored before reading to the end..

I love the lines. And you also can enjoy them (no matter how long they are) only if u put ur self in that Black guy's shoes in the midst of Bullyin White Dudes. You will feel the Lyrics better!