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bioduneberry:
Egbon

brother mi, how you dey nah?

I don't know what to think of this, a welcome development or a step backward?

JeffreyJamez:
now what you forget is this, he wasn't a bystander, he was actually active in trying to rescue the first victim, and from what he heard he moved to help the unconscious lady in the other accident-ed car..these are no ordinary scenes bro.....its possible he can remember everything especially when it involves a celebrity

Lol, remember he never said he knew it was ibinabo, (check how he described her)
And yes, those are no scenes, but lies. Its my opinion tho.

Been a long time brother. Where have you been nah?

Climb a live electric pole and touch the second cable with your bare hands. That should help your brain.

PS electric charge is good for the brain

Wow wow wow, great points raised there, you really will make it as a writer.
Never give up hope

Brouhahahahaha.

But why I dey laugh sef? I no be auditor now.
And ego won't let you both drop your contact... Kontinuuu

JeffreyJamez:
pray you never experience something traumatic,you will understand how the mind works........my roommate that died 6 years ago today,the events of that day,in fact that week as a whole,are still carved in my memory and i can tell you everything word for word without missing any part.

You are right bro, but the brain works in a more complicated way, lemme explain why you could remember every detail from 6years ago. (Even tho not really every)

You could remember all because he was yor room mate, one closer to you than your family as at that time, one you share everything together, one you wake up next too. Not some random lady in ronsons car who doesn't know you exist.

You could remember that event because it was a defining moment in your life then, a unique moment that won't happen again. Not some random road accident which happens almost everyday.

That is how the brain works, to recollect things in details, you need to prioritise its importance. This was six years ago and we both knew that man would have moved on.


He didn't even forget the least details. Bro I see foul here.

How could he have recollected so much details? This accident didn't happen last year now.

Well scripted

BumBae:
U mean thats not a fair deal?

No, your deal wasn't really fair. Bikini vs boxers isn't really fair either. Ask him to put on somthing that will show his bulge, and make sure he sags it in other to show some pub hair. If he doesn't send it, don't send yours too

kinglekan:
Bq.lekan don ansa you.

Lol shey no be so nii?

kinglekan:
Bq.lekan don ansa you.

Lol shey no be so nii?

Sadly, I can't help on that, we don't have any meter where I live, but we pay 9k every month, splitted to 3k per flat.

As landlord no gree give us meter, imagine paying 3k per month for just charging my gadgets an a standing fan.


Yet power is not stable. Mtceeew

No, unclad for unclad, bikini for boxers.
Ask him to send pictures of him wearing boxers or pant as the case maybe

Hehe
Op, what beef have you got with toks? Don't get broken by mere writeups. This makes it your second thread addressing him

_BumBae and don't ask me why

OZAOEKPE:
I AM A STRONG PRODUCT OF BETTER BY FAR............ 09/66/*****

SAME here man, 09/55*****

Hehe
80 small now, ask unilorites, dem go tell you how far

Laveda:
I don't like trouble
And Myñd us good at it

Lol, shey you are not enjoying the troubles ni, atleast it doesn't involve you much

Laveda:
Let me invite that Mod
Myñd

don't, it is still hot in here

Wow, this is fun. Pays to be real

RobinHez:
Lol.. Using a carrot should be like a last resort tho.... Don't ask me why.
OK I'll say why.... It might make u look stupid!


I also wish it did. I hoped that Nairaland would be the best place to talk on what I discovered, but sadly, Lalasticlala doesn't want to even view the thread.

Lol, have you tried insulating your hand before using the carrot? Is it the carrot passing charge from the body?

kinglekan:

My thoughts exactly. The father probably didn't think his son would hit the target. To the father it was probably an unrealistic target to get the son off his back. Apparently the lil chap proved him wrong.

It's now the resposibility of the father to keep to his word, its what honourable men do. It shows integrity and reaffirms the lil chaps trust in the father.

100% on point bro, I wish all parents could understand this

Wow wow wow. No need buying stylus for this useless phone again. Lemme go get carrot, and I hope abokis won't increase the price after this your discovery,


Op, I hope this makes fp, maybe you should change the thread topic to ' A nairalander discovers another use for carrot'

Finally, someone made me laugh today. Learnt one or two things tho.

[quote author=osesology post=43686620][/quote]there is only one situation man can't help; DEATH.

So be disciplined, it is an essential quality of a man.

Maybe Pride, carefree attitude, poor decision making, adultery and finally death

So don't get too much attention from the opposite sex

Hehe, but wait, are you really a man? Just curious

Hmm. Biko, who I go come date? Mtceeeew.

This story is a reminder, we can be whatever we want to be. All we need is a target, a competiton, a little appraisal and focus.

I think the father should not backdown on his promise. He can restrict the phone for home use alone.

As a parent, your children should have considerable trust in you.