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KingRex1:
Our NL ladies can dull sha.. Na only counter thread them sabi

hey dude.. easy up man... you wouldn't want to be addressed that way...

Cutehector:
diamonds don't need marketing!


One who knws what she wants shall notify me

ehnehen,.. so those you were marketing are bronze abi wood... wait make them catch you

Cutehector:
the last edition was just a total flop... I wasn't surprised when no babe could summon courage to woo a guy...

Let's hope this won't be too. But wait, you didn't market yourself. Wetin happen now?

Cutehector:
I think maybe d ladies are so so shy...
Phew.. there is no just one bold lady in romance section!



Not one!

Just like the last edition. Mtceeeew

kinglekan:

Mogbe!!!

brother, I said nothing o

tosyne2much:
Please I need a thread on University with the highest number of womanizers

Ask kinglekan, he should be able to give you the name of his school. And if it's polythecnic you want, then yours should come to mind.

I hope they don't make this boring

see wicked comments z

shut:
Could you try to mention me less?
Pls

How am I supposed to reply this without giving you a mention? Your mentions must be swarming by now.




Don't worry, I will remove shut from my dic

Oga o... see vexationn..., and someone is 'shut' Here ... wonders

hmmmm....






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I think most pretty ladies tend to be full of themselves compared to the less pretty ones.

I could remember 5 months ago, I was on my way home, met this lady at the bus stop, she sat right beside me. As a sharp guy, I initiated conversation and we got talking. after about 30 mins, the bus couldn't get fully loaded, so she said she'd be going to another bus stop to take her bus. I tried talking her out of it, but she declined. she convinced me to go with her, told her I don't know my way around that particular bus stop. She said it's no problem. that was how I left with her to oshodi from iyana ipaja.. of course, I offered to pay her tfare, which she reluctantly obliged. To cut the long story short, we discussed all through the long and uneasy ride till she got to her destination.
I even gave her a fulani name because she looks like one ( fvcking pretty)

By that time, my phone was dead, I asked for her line and she offered to send me a text from her phone which she did. Couldn't call her that same day, called her the following day around evening.

me wey think say I don find girlfriend, I was surprised when she asked who the caller was, I had to call her by the fulani name before she knew I was the one.

it was like that several times, tho she returns my calls whenever she missed them.

recently, I called her again and decided not to call her the fulani name, told her my name and she was like..
"sorry, I don't know who is speaking, I don't save contacts"

she didn't know it was me until I mentioned the fulani name I gave her.

The rest is history....

mother of three, a virgin and single? who did this to her?

in summary, I know it's time to call it quit when she is too broke to send a N4 text...

okay, noted...

hehehe.. the truth of the matter is, you've been a sidekick/extra tyre/option all through your relationship with her.. And you know why? you were WEAK

BumBae:
hehehe @ miss road
Yes oh thank god cause u know school can be brutal that kin tin leak like this ...they be laughing at me ..
Yh school life d best sha fun times ..

Wers urs? On the other topic ?

nothing like school life. wished mine was a boarding then.. failed the exam.. so had to make do with day

yes, it's on page 0

MissGdope:
Its been 18 years. Still going strong until the day I say I do

no, it is not 18 years, let's say 8 years.. that was when you started differentiating right from wrong. you were lucky for the first 10 years of your life, some were not. some were raped and abused by paedophiles..

keep it on.. I might come to pick you up someday

Modified

chai,, moogbe, I. don enter one chance

cl9700:
Some girls can misbehave. She nor know wetin she miss so.

lol, don't mind her,, no be her fault now.. it was me set my mind dey cut whenever I wan talk to babe then.... I for no do aproko reach Glo africhat now..

BumBae:
* clear throat*

Ok i was 16 here
There was this guy school friends , actually group of friend but we were closer
His dad is nigerian very very strict !!! u know those huge guys dat just make u cry when they look yh those type of dads

Anywayz

He dad doesnt let his friends come over to visit , said its distraction etc they just strict
Anyway so onway back from school we went to his to chill his younger sis was around but just watching tv
No sign of dad
Anyway just gisting gossipping etc

Next thing we heard the main door slam so we muted the tv , he called his sis and asked who was that
Next we heard his dad voice " Tokunbo so your back"

Our heart stop fear ketch me ..was like omg ur dad is home .. So we heard him climbing the stairs didnt know wt to do so my friend panicked and told me to hide in his wardrobe so i did ..

His dad came into the room my dear i cant even tell u what he said
as soon as i heard his voice me science take over
*I wet myself yes guys ... I did * pee pee right there on all my cloths ...
After his dad left he told me to come out mehn i no an move damnnnn was really embarrassing but cuz we were good friend he n ver told any of out other friends till now we tease each other n laugh about it ..

But yes very very very embarrassing
I'm fine
Excuse typos

like

BumBae:
* clear throat*

Ok i was 16 here
There was this guy school friends , actually group of friend but we were closer
His dad is nigerian very very strict !!! u know those huge guys dat just make u cry when they look yh those type of dads


Anywayz

He dad doesnt let his friends come over to visit , said it distraction etc they just strict
Anyway so onway back from school we went to his to chill his younger sis was around but just watching tv
No sign of dad
Anyway just gisting gossipping etc

Next thing we heard the main door slam so we muted the tv , he called his sis and asked who was that
Next we heard his dad voice " Tokunbo so your back"

Our heart stop fear ketch me ..was like omg ur dad is home .. So we heard him climbing the stairs didnt know wt to do so my friend panicked and told me to hide in his wardrobe so i did ..

His dad came into the room my dear i cant even tell u what he said
as soon as i heard his voice me science take over
*I wet myself yes guys ... I did * pee pee right there on all my cloths ...
After his dad left he told me to come out mehn i no an move damnnnn was really embarrassing butcuz we were good friend he n ver told any of out other friends till now we tease each other n laugh about it ..

But yes very very very embarrassing
I'm fine
Excuse typos

like seriously? hahahahaha.. thank your stars you had a good friend then, not some _pushy niggers who expose all things bou you... just imagine your other friends hearing about the issue


lol I missed road with the other thread.

I use to say cheat when cheated on. but make sure your partner knows about it...

dude, no 4 is totally wrong.. really wrong. I've been in the system, Nepotism and God-fatherism has eaten deep into our sports system. ever experienced a trial in any NPL club? you will understand better.



there are talented sportsmen all around the country, we were never given a fair opportunity to make the cut...

which holiday? As I dey type now, I dey. site dey push truck

holiday won't put food on my table

cl9700:
It wasn't an indoor only issue, she abandoned you there bro! LMAO

brother. sincerely, I was embarrassed. as in, person wey no fine.

I hope the lienus won't invadeI hope the lienus won't invade this thread




bumbae where is it?

BumBae:
I shared on d female version

let me go look for the thread

BumBae:
Omg lalasticlala why !!! lol didnt even know this has been moved to fp

I feel exposed * runz out*

Thank God i no share experience

share yours, I'm interested

Lie emeritus

Synzu:
Boss I was devastated! Nearly even cried

But I didn't do anything "That night"

yes, I believe you now, especially after those 2 big grins

Synzu:
I was robbed once when I went to visit a certain lass I was chatting with on BBM. I left my place for hers as late as 12midnight (the same neighbourhood)

I believed all you posted up there except the part where you said you did nothing after gaining access to her room. bro, wetin do you?

Tosyn? isolated building?


met my own nemesis on Glo Africhat then. travelled all the way from Ibadan to Ijebu igbo., got caught in the rain when I was waiting at our supposed rendezvous. Me wey don starch my best shirt with all these local search.(spoilt one I guess) that day was the day I knew starch was made from cassava, and not just ordinary cassava, but the one that smells like fufu (akpu). The stench didn't just attract peoples attention, it also attracted the almighty flies. I was a walking mess. After an hour of hell within myself, the lady appeared from nowhere (not as beautiful as her voice) apologising for her lateness. I got the shocker of my life when she told me she was on an errand for her mum and won't stay longer than 15 minutes. she left me at that spot where I waited for almost an hour for my clothes to dry a bit. that was how I travelled back home dejected.

that was the most embarrassing moment of my life in summary.

lessons I learnt.

never starch your clothes in the raining season
never travel a long distance to meet an unknown person
never judge a lady with her voice.. biko, wait till you meet her
never do the 'indoors only' ladies..