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RomanceRe: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by braindamage(m): 12:35am On Apr 07, 2015
Orijin101:
Na jez 2times in a week i dey bath this one, na inside i dey lock am 24/7, and e dey very playful! but if e vex sef, na wahala. . . . very lovely dog cheesy
.. You try 2x a weeks? To baf dis dog na ritual...e go sense when e won baf, use person round compound 3x, play with the pipe, lick soap, play with dryer, play with towel, after you finish this own, the back wey go pain..e go dey like say you just do 3 round with Nkechi grin
RomanceRe: No Guts No Glory Part II (guys Show Off) by braindamage(m): 12:24am On Apr 07, 2015
Lala247:
What is God blessing
My picture, the bald head and nice smile... This should make you happy
RomanceRe: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by braindamage(m): 12:20am On Apr 07, 2015
Orijin101:
Lolz. . . you know serious! oyinbo people dey like dat lhasa ooo. . . even Samoyed, if you know how many people don dey beg me to sell am for dem
...nice dog. This kind dog no be for lazy people like me wey dey baf dog 2x in a month grin. Jeff GSD and Rott mix.

RomanceRe: No Guts No Glory Part II (guys Show Off) by braindamage(m): 12:07am On Apr 07, 2015
grin. What God has blessed

RomanceRe: No Guts No Glory Part II (guys Show Off) by braindamage(m): 12:03am On Apr 07, 2015
Lala247:
No fineguy for this thread grin
lol grin
RomanceRe: Somethings A Lady Shouldn’t Do In The Presence Of A Man.. by braindamage(m): 11:54pm On Apr 06, 2015
grin grin... They should not breathe in our presence too. Who farts around(man/lady), when you are not my big cousin. That Nigga farts without borders
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Tell Us Your Selling Point(goody Bag) by braindamage(m): 11:46pm On Apr 06, 2015
pinkycute:
Good night guys...
Happy Birthday. Long life to you.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Tell Us Your Selling Point(goody Bag) by braindamage(m): 11:41pm On Apr 06, 2015
Me brain. Sold one part already grin
RomanceRe: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by braindamage(m): 11:28pm On Apr 06, 2015
Orijin101:
thought it waz a lhasa. . . yea, i love dogs, adopted a Lhasa, Samoyed and a GSD but i lost the GSD last month cry
..Why your GSD no go die...when you surround am with ajebo dogs..(I dey joke o..sorry for the loss). My sister had a Lhasa some years back, sold it to one of this oyibo pple wey dey dis town. Till today, she never tell us how much she sell that dog.
RomanceRe: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by braindamage(m): 11:20pm On Apr 06, 2015
Orijin101:
twaci, please can i hook up wit youcry
grin grin... Baba.. I sight that babe too...but not too far from my present confused state
RomanceRe: No Guts No Glory (upload Ur Pretty Faces Without Makeup) by braindamage(m): 11:12pm On Apr 06, 2015
Guidette:
I hardly wear makeup. No time no time....
.. Fine doctor, that's how you guys roll.
RomanceRe: No Guts No Glory (upload Ur Pretty Faces Without Makeup) by braindamage(m): 11:08pm On Apr 06, 2015
cuttiemama:
cute abi?
..not cute grin. I'm joking, you are pretty.
RomanceRe: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by braindamage(m): 10:32pm On Apr 06, 2015
My recent predicament.....not ugly, infact she wears little or no make-up. She is loving, stalks, even switch off my phone because the calls could be embarrassing. But, my eyes does not want to see beyond me having a bigger chest than her(even without push-ups), and a girl that weighs 49kg. At 20, I see a potential 3, 4 years time, but....... huh
RomanceRe: No Guts No Glory (upload Ur Pretty Faces Without Makeup) by braindamage(m): 9:17pm On Apr 06, 2015
grin... Some pretty ladies

RomanceRe: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by braindamage(m): 10:05pm On Apr 05, 2015
Orijin101:
wow! thank God i jez saved a soul cheesy

Na who dey play sefhuh
Naso.. Celta Vigo Vs Barcelona.
RomanceRe: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by braindamage(m): 9:45pm On Apr 05, 2015
Orijin101:
Today is Easter/Sabbath day! you are not permitted to take alcohol!!! i love that you sister but she deserves to be flogged
In the spirit of easter. She thank God for that post, & this my mumu club have scored one goal grin
RomanceRe: 10 Thing Ladies Do That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Boyfriends by braindamage(m): 9:22pm On Apr 05, 2015
Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes! angry

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled smiley

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later wink

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM! shocked

And what happened after thathuh *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]
grin grin..craze man.. This post just cool my temper. My sister done go drink my cold orijin wey I hide for freezer angry
RomanceRe: Describe Your EX by braindamage(m): 8:43pm On Apr 05, 2015
If some ex see the words by their ex on this thread, they would just kill themselves grin. Some folks were in a relationship with the devil grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by braindamage(m): 8:33pm On Apr 05, 2015
UjSizzle:
Er you're not obese if your BMI says you're normal.
I'm just saying the things we define as fat shouldn't be so. Not everyone wants to look underfed like Paris Hilton undecided And sometimes body type, gene and all that medical and biological ish also play a major role in a woman's look.

No body-shaming. Part of loving your body includes treating it right, and that means healthy food, cleanliness and regular exercises...the works. And the end product should not be "I want to be thin", but rather "I want to be healthy."

All the fat girls I've met who love themselves are very intoxicating; it's hard not to love them too.
We release positive energy around us when we are happy and are at peace with ourselves.
.Well said. And Paris Hilton has added some weight, and some b**bs too. That underfed tag belongs to Taylor Swift grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by braindamage(m): 8:12pm On Apr 05, 2015
doctorjohn:
I do know for for sure that poeple's choices differ. but generally speaking more guys prefer slim and moderately sized ladies but not necessarily a so called "figure 8"( how common are they).From a medical point of view however, fat individuals be it male or female are at risk of so many diseases and health conditions namely diabetics,hypertension,arthritis,heart diseases including heart attack,complications with pregnancy etc. also very slim women also has a few health problems which anorexia is often the commonest.fat people are overweight with most of them having a BMI of over 30. all in all ,being fat is medically not encouraged,be it sexy or not.
.. Well said. An overweight man/woman is not healthy.
RomanceRe: Describe Your EX by braindamage(m): 6:11pm On Apr 05, 2015
DrAify:
Interesting wink
Hmmm.... Please don't tell them how it went between you and I. I knew it lasted for 72hrs, let's keep it that way grin. Happy Easter.
RomanceRe: Why Do Most Guys Dislike Fat Girls? by braindamage(m): 6:03pm On Apr 05, 2015
Maybe the word 'a little overweight' might be appropriate. The day I called one of my very close friend fat(some years ago) even though it was an arguement that made me call her that, she did not talk to me for good 3months. Back to the topic....to date/marry, huh. Every gf I've had, was subjected to some kinda cardio(jog, sit-ups, skipping etc). A little overweight girl might not like my lifestyle. But with some strong chemistry/real love, nothing is not possible.
RomanceRe: Describe Your EX by braindamage(m): 5:43pm On Apr 05, 2015
orubebe1:
I have a good character.. angry
grin...ok sir
RomanceRe: 19 Real Struggles Of Girls With Big Thighs by braindamage(m): 5:42pm On Apr 05, 2015
Lala247:
Shea butter coconut oil, vitaminE oil should help with that tho ..

But they have to do it religiously
She later used laser(worked perfectly), after she panicked with coconut oil. Some girls and how conscious they can be about their body
RomanceRe: 19 Real Struggles Of Girls With Big Thighs by braindamage(m): 5:28pm On Apr 05, 2015
Lala247:
Yh not enough gyms tho
Gym did not completely annihilate the cellulite build up, damage was at top level. Did not help the stretch marks at all.
RomanceRe: 19 Real Struggles Of Girls With Big Thighs by braindamage(m): 5:22pm On Apr 05, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Open letter to Jack cheesy
Eat less and hit the gym tongue tongue
I don't like fat gals, they stink cry
Calm bro.
RomanceRe: Describe Your EX by braindamage(m): 5:12pm On Apr 05, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]i just saw this moniker "orubebe1" gringrin[/color]
grin grin.. crazy people everywhere.. Was in the banking hall on thursday, one man was making a nuisance about the atm not dispensing cash. After lots of plea that he should try another bank, his voice was still high. Then someone shouted, please sir, stop behaving like Mr Orubebe. Everyone including the guys at customer care started laughing, the man quietly walked out of the bank
CelebritiesRe: Yinka Bode George Puts His Eggplant On Display As He Celebrates Birthday by braindamage(m): 4:52pm On Apr 05, 2015
Fine Nigga. People gonna hate. #FreeWorld. The beef I should have should be with his Dad. #LegendaryBeef cool
RomanceRe: How To Make The Boobs Stronger And Larger In 3 Days by braindamage(m): 3:54pm On Apr 05, 2015
Annypie:
Chai...woh come and tell me how to increase my butt jare@op



Is already big small oo.
.. Thank me later or contact me if not understood properly cool

RomanceRe: How To Make The Boobs Stronger And Larger In 3 Days by braindamage(m): 3:45pm On Apr 05, 2015
tohpahz:
Walks into thread shaking my boobs.. walks out ..
huh Op ua wicked angry
.... shake it well oo....and please come in grin
RomanceRe: 19 Real Struggles Of Girls With Big Thighs by braindamage(m): 2:56pm On Apr 05, 2015
The cellulite and the stretch mark is one of their biggest struggles. Been with some who've done heaven and earth, gym (helped a little, with the cellulite), shear butter creams, coconut oil, when the damage has been done. Girls should just eat healthy and exercise(sadly, most of our ladies don't exercise)
RomanceRe: Describe Your EX by braindamage(m): 2:36pm On Apr 05, 2015
fairygeh:
A bastard,a never do wel,calculating,deceiver,pretender,devil incarnate,son-of a biitch oloriburuku,oloshi
grin grin...your ex was the devil shikena..

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