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jacksparrow1207:
Lets hope there are no setbacka like injuries to Theo Walcot and Jack Wilshere. Lol

...hopefully, not on my brain. Don't tell me you where amongst the flock that had a miserable wednesday night

Lala247:
Pls dont waste ur time hun

Its pointless

.. . Maybe you are getting it all wrong. That mail was simply for a follow back, since I did the same. Was just trying to be diplomatic. I come with clean hands.

jacksparrow1207:
I'll advice her against a 'brain-damaged' dude

...Bros...the brain is under repair.

Unibenstudent:
[color=Red]To my dearest and beloved sarimah..
This letter was brewed out of love deeply felt in the canals of my heart,,I have always nurtured this aFfection for you,although you always find a way to snub but this letter is to let you know that my love for you has reached the zenith and now sarimah,,I know I may have done this the wrong way but I believe you have many suitors but do not be befuddled and bemused,I am really reaching out to ur heart..if u tell me to go to sambisa to collect your diamond from sambisa,I will go there with acceleration of 50000km/h..
Love is sweet when it expressed towards the right one..love is sweet when you are very aware of the butterflys u feel in your stomach when the other is sighted..sarimah this for you,,don't panic ,its for u.
I used to think that lust was love but now I understand properly what love is,love is embedded in the mixture and reaction between sarimah and unibenstudent,I don't believe you wield a love portion,you character and poise and unbridled swag is unperturbingly intoxicating,please intoxicate me with your love and let me get a hangover on u.
Cleopatra once prided as the mistress of seduction,she was been authoritatively deceiving herself because right here in our midst is d very personification of seduction,it is personified in sarimah
Signed by unibenstudent[/color]

Lala247:
Follow u
How

.... . Sent you a mail.. wanted to start the 'taming' from the mail. Ok, please reply the mail

Blackett:
You never jam.

...she never really jam.. oya follow me back lala247.. harvesting followers

prettythicksme:
Jesus!u scare me guy

...fear not...just be nice to the boys

EggovinMma:
Lmao.Even babe's dey do that shiit o.Io.If I just look their profile, I go shake my head.Most of this people are broke like me.

D ..na dem Olamide and Don Jazzy suppose dey do that kain tin..to enhance dem market value. Boys wey dey above 25 dey do that kain tin never sabi wetin dey worry am, or he go message for Bureau d' Change . I never see babe wey dey do am..of late na dos shoes and bags wey be 25k dem go knack for dp.

EggovinMma:
Tosin, you forget to add updating pictures of them holding foreign cash or money .O Lord, na that one dey pain me die.Then you will see captions "Real hustle, dollars rolling, chicks tripping"#bigboy4life ##getrichdietrying # Igotmoneyonmymind blah blah bblah.I go just block the person straight. .Guys with good money, don't do that shiit.

... This girl done sabi some kain boys sha

missterious:
Goo goo dolls - Iris

Nice song...nice band...nice moment ...am just playing around

EggovinMma:
Another very stupid thing guys above 25 do, obviously the jobless ones is to wake up in the morning to drink cheap local gin at local shops around. And then in the evening, you will see a full blown guy with hefty blockus drunk and staggering like chicken wey Dem no cut the throat well before e escape .

..depend on the area wey the guy dey stay... The kind place wey I dey stay wey you go see one fine, beautiful, hardworking yarinya dey hustle, you go give yourself better brain

EggovinMma:
Lol.I dey run my masters na.

Ok... na wetin me and my guys do before God give us bread. At least we go eat bread drink water. God go provide tea and egg later .

Brandnew2:
Yeah! It depends on the mood of the girl.
But I've never been a quickie guy. There's nothing pleasurable in that cuz it's almost equal to masturbat*ng.

.. There's the fun in having that conversation, even when the babe spells one word in a day.. Depends on the girl too. Some bird have planned to friendzone every male being

EggovinMma:
Omo, me no get time for that kind man o.For where, the fact that he is jobless is something, acting foolish that early morning is a total turn off.Even me sef wey get business, if I am not out, I don't come out of my house till in the evening time.The fact I don't have a job shouldn't mean I should parade the whole neighbour hood during the day.Its embarrassing.

..just run to the library and form research student .

Brandnew2:
That's what he should have done first. Then he could talk about his concerns and probably share more ideas with her. Maybe something would have sparked up along the line.

But sha! Some guys no just get sense.

EggovinMma:
Untop bed na him we go hustle abi, If tomorrow I carry staphylococcus Aureus, nkoba nu oru,n'egwede k'onye lacha Bible. (By the time I have infection, na to scratch yansh up and down like person wey lick bible) PLEASE LET'S ALL REMAIN JOBLESS IN OUR RESPECTIVE HOME.

EggovinMma:
No nah.Here is a true life incidence.


There is a dude like in his 30 s that loves chasing women up and down in my neighbour hood.Non of my business tho until he made a big mistake with me.I had a problem with my water system so one morning, while plumbers were working, I was outside watching them.Tthem.Tjis dude was passing and stopped to chat me up @8 am. See wetin happen

Him:I can see you have system probs....
Mestill getting angry over the money charged by the plumber s) Yes o, I am even tired.Everyday one problem or the other in this new house...
Him:eem...Please there is something I will like us to discuss, I dint know if you can give me a listening ear
Megetting the drift) Go ahead.
Himm:FFirst, I left lagos to Abuja in search of job, I don't know if you know any organisation that us currently recruiting
me:MMy brother, we are in the same category, I just finish my service and I am managing a small business till I get a job.I am also jobless.
Him:okk...Iits not easy.Aeasy.Anyway the second is that I want us to be friends.
Mefeigns surprise) But we are not yet enemies.
Him:II know...it's just that I want us to be together.
Me:Oh! Anyway, what you said isn't a bad thing.But I want to ask you a question Nna biko.I hope you won't be offended. You just said you are jobless, and me kwa, I am jobless, I am just wondering biko, okwanu ajuju, WHAT WILL TWO JOBLESS PEOPLE BE DOING TOGETHER ?

.... .. Dude was absolutely jobless.. Did not even make an attempt to ask the plumbers what went wrong with your water system...at least show some concern. Two jobless people will hustle together...submit cv's..share business ideas

Lala247:
Yes oh fitness freak lol
Just like to look after my body its the way forward . Ur not bad urself

Thank You ..It's alright...like a lady that looks after her body. My younger sister does the same...push her to the limit. I just stay fit..not the regular gym guy..play football, basketball..and jog 15x round the football pitch of the National stadium on Saturdays. Sadly, I don't have the type of your belle..love my carbs, hate my sit-ups . Thumbs up lady.

Lala247:
Mind you most nice guys pretend!!!

Reject them and watch how they change instantly

Fact!

...lol.. Is that your body belle on display ? Must be working out and eating right

prettythicksme:
chaiii thumb up for my guy for this meaningful list! #guys come learn and stop acting like a fool!!!!

EggovinMma:
When a guy show off, it's kind of funny tho. .
The one way dey pain me is the wrong timing! Some foolish guys fit toast woman for road early in the morning with boxers jobless bunch!!!

....some girls fit like that timing.... We toast without borders

diddydiva:


those dogs are just like their owners

aggressive!!!

diddydiva:
they are not fine.

the hungry ones are worst

... Some wanted to chase my younger brother this morning ...ran back to the house for reinforcement . Luckily for him, they were chained.

diddydiva:
i dont like local breed dogs

my choice

MzNelly:
Yassssss

I love dogs!

diddydiva:
dogs only.

not all dogs tho.

local dog is a nah!!!

and yes with proper housing too

sinaj:
we got to fight for our op. Op will recognise d person dat brutalied you

...sadly, my primary concern was to stop the bleeding....the 'mayweather' was secondary. . The op is ok now. Mum & Dad should fish their son's 'killer' out

sinaj:
r u kidin me, he got ya gf's no. nd beat u up ...r ya dat naive

..Yeah, he was beaten up...helped him stop the bleeding from his nose . His face was graphic