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Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 9:50am On Aug 24, 2011
ITS AN HYPOTHESIS. FAR FROM THE FACT. MAYBE THEY ALWAYS LOOK A LIKE IN THE EYES OF THOSE THAT SEE THEM EVERYDAY OR THE MENTAL PICTURES OF THOSE THAT ABHOR SUCH BELIEFS IS PROGRAMME TO SEE THAT WAY. BUT IN 10 COUPLES ONLY HALF I PRESUME.
snthesis:
commingling shocked shocked
SO A  WOMAN OF 4FT WILL THEN GROW TO THE HUSBAND HEIGHT OF 6FT, OR THE COMPLEXION WILL CHANGE FROM BLACK TO ALBINOJUST BECAUSE THE WIFE IA AN ALBINO OR AN OBLONG FACE WILL START RESHAPING TO A ROUND FACE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.

PLEASE WE NEED PICTURES TO COMFIRMENTO THIS ALLEGATION AGAINST HUMANITY AGAINST HUMANITY.
(EVIDENCE NOW TO PROVE YOUR THEORY). TO BE SUBMITTED BEFORE THIS CLASS ENDS
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Is Getting Married This Saturday by brainpulse: 7:45am On Aug 24, 2011
IS CHRIST EMBASSY A CHURCH? JUST A QUESTION.

BECAUSE EVERY CHURCH I KNOW, YOU MUST PAST THROUGH THERE COUNSELLING SECTIONS, AND WONT JOIN ANY INTENDING COUPLE IF THERE ARE CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Is Getting Married This Saturday by brainpulse: 7:42am On Aug 24, 2011
I CAN NOW SAY BOLDLY THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE BEHIND HER WANTING TO MARRY THIS GUY BY FORCE.

WHEN SOME LADIES ARE DOING EVERYTHING NOT TO BE A SECOND FIDDLE, SHE IS ENTERING AS A SECOND LEG WITH HER EYES WILD OPENED. SOME WOMEN BY SHOVELS, DIGGER TO DIG THERE GRAVE THEMSELVES.
Culture › Re: Why So Much Ibo N Yoruba Rivalry In 9ja? by brainpulse: 10:51am On Aug 23, 2011
This is basically a personality issue not tribe, though environment makes a man, and the quality of people you interact with influences you to a greater extent. You can be different if you choose to. And also the reason why there sentiments in tribe issues are the way of life that some people see as norm and the others see as ludicrous.
Food › Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by brainpulse: 8:52am On Aug 23, 2011
Okay if you say there is no need for you to know how to cook and women her not born wit pots, spoon blaaaaa.


How many of you can marry a man that do not Know how to bedmatics (impotent)?
How many can marry a man that doesnt want to work?

You want the man to work, after work ,eat junk meals and go to the kitchen.

foul foul foul faoooooooooo.
Food › Re: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by brainpulse: 8:42am On Aug 23, 2011
NO man will ever marry someone that doest know how to cook. Anyman that will do that is only marrying you for your money even not your beauty.
Ladies get fooled easily thinking a man will not mind marrying her if she doesnt know how to cook good meals. After awhile the man starts eating outside the home and the unexpected starts happening, that is the reason why they fall into problems before marriage and after marriage and you see them every where going for deliverance.
A woman is a complete failure if with all her education she can not offer her best in the kitchen, she will be a disappointment to her children if housemaid will do the cooking.

There is a part of men that ladies do not know, that men are easily turned on when they see there wives cooking good meal often times (Men's secrete).
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Sacked Justice Salami by brainpulse: 2:11pm On Aug 22, 2011
this is an evidence that gej is an open puppet that can not take decisions on his own
Politics › Re: 1,075 Rivers Ex-militants Rejected At Training Camp by brainpulse: 11:43am On Aug 22, 2011
once a militant always a militant. na by blood
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Sacked Justice Salami by brainpulse: 11:23am On Aug 22, 2011
I BELIEVE THE BEST MOVE HE COULD HAVE TAKEN IS TO CONSTITUTE ENQUIRY OF INVESTIGATION TO THE ALLEGATIONS AND RECOMMENDATIONS SENT TO HIM BY THE NJC BEFORE TAKING HIS ACTION.

THIS IS TO SHOW THAT GEJ IS CORRUPT AND THE 2011 ELECTION WAS RIG AND HE HAD TO TAKE SOME DECISIONS TO COVER HIS *****
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Sacked Justice Salami by brainpulse: 11:21am On Aug 22, 2011
I BELIEVE THE BEST MOVE HE COULD HAVE TAKEN IS TO CONSTITUTE AND ENQUIRY OF INVESTIGATION TO THE ALLEGATIONS AND RECOMMENDED SENT TO HIM BY THE NJC BEFORE TAKING HIS ACTION.
THIS IS TO SHOW THAT GEJ IS CORRUPT AND THE 2011 ELECTION WAS RIG AND HE HAD TO TAKE SOME DECISIONS TO COVER HIS *****
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson’s Husband-to-be Prince Odianosen Okojie Finally Speaks! by brainpulse: 4:48pm On Aug 19, 2011
this Guy is funny O, did pregancy jumped from him to the lady. Because of his found lover he is speAking as if they forced him to sleep with the lady. My advice to Mercy Johnson is that - DE WHIP WHEY DEY TAK FLOG IYALE (FIRST WIFE) DEY STILL KEEP AM FOR IYAWO (NEW WIFE).
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Replies IBB - You are A Fool At 70 by brainpulse: 11:38am On Aug 19, 2011
CAN TWO PIGEONS BE CALLED AN EAGLE? angry
CAN TWO ISOLATED TREES FORM AN ASSOCIATION OF FOREST? angry
CAN A PARROT ENTER CONTEXT WITH MEGA PHONE? shocked

CAN TWO FAILED ACHIEVEMENT BE CONSIDERED A SUCCESS?

ALTHOUGH I APOLOGISE IF MY WORDS SOUNDS TOO HARSH TO MY FELLOW COLLEAGUES ON THIS FLOOR BUT ALL I AM AFTER IS FOR US TO CELEBRATE MEANINGFUL ACHIEVEMENTS THAT CAN EQUAL THE PACE OF WORD RANKINGS, NOT THOSE CELEBRATED BY FOURTH WORLD COUNTRIES DECADES AGO.
MEDIOCRITY SHOULDN'T BE WORSHIP EVEN, WHEN THERE ARE  NO YARD STICKS TO MEASURE ACHIEVEMENTS.-BE
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Replies IBB - You are A Fool At 70 by brainpulse: 11:28am On Aug 19, 2011
ordinaryjo:
@brainpulse
Ki lo DE now? What have I said that warrants the rough language? Being on line and "anonymous" is no reason to throw all norms of decency away.

Anyhow, how do you want me to respond to you when all your statements are so vague or off-point (either abusing me or making wild and unsubstantiated accusations)?

HM, my friend, without wasting too many words, methinks you are emblematic of the rot facing Nigeria and its youths,
I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU JUST WANT TO USE A PARTICULAR WORD "EMBLEMATIC" THAT IS WHY YOU CONSTRUCTED YOUR SENTENCE TOWARDS THAT YET WITH NO CONSICE POINT.

FOR THE SAKE OF ENLIGHTENING OURSELVES WHICH I HOPE IS THE SAKE OF THIS HONOURABLE FLOOR.

SINCE 1960 TILL DATE NIGERIA HAS GENERATED MORE THAN $20 TRILLION FROM NATURAL RESOURCES ALONE AFTER TAX(GOING INTO THERE POCKETS) AND SOMEONE SAYS HE BUILT A DAM NOT UP TO N1 BILLION AND YOU SAY IS MAKING POINT.
LAST 15 YEARS MALAYSIA WAS NOT RANKED WITH US AT DEVELOPMENTAL RANKING, TODAY THEY ARE TURNING THERE WASTE TO WEALTH AND THEY ARE BECOMING THE INDUSTRIAL HUB OF ASIA. TO MENTION JUST A FEW.
THESE MEN HAD ALL IT TAKES TO TURN NIGERIA TO THE INDUSTRIALISED HEARTBEAT OF AFRICA AND YET THEY ARE ABUSING THEMSELVES ON THE PAGES OF NEWSPAPER AND YOU ARE CLAPPING FOR THEM. PLS COVER YOUR FACE AND GO AND SLEEP.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Replies IBB - You are A Fool At 70 by brainpulse: 11:01am On Aug 19, 2011
rahouf1:
OBJ that cannot even complete sango-ota bridge in eight years as president is boosting, pls sir whats your priority and even yeye IBB that annulled june 12,
please let BOTH go and rest in peace.
@ rahouf1

I THINK YOU HAVE TO HELP US LECTURE THESE SMALL PICKINS ON NIGERIAN HISTORY AND ANTECEDENCE.

ALL THEY KNOW IS PINGING 101. AND NOTHING IN THERE HEADS
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Replies IBB - You are A Fool At 70 by brainpulse: 10:55am On Aug 19, 2011
ordinaryjo:
I know I will b shouted down for this but here's my two cents anyway:

Nigerians are ingrates.

Obasanjo the man may be a lying, conniving, womanizing monkey (whatever) but lets get something clear: Obasanjo the president is the best Nigeria ever had. Yes, I just said that. Its sad I no longer have the links to his previous achievements (can look for if you guys insist; anyone who knows should pls supply) but when the guy said he built Egbin and the other plants, tears literally came to my eyes. Why? I tried to imagine what it felt like being Obasanjo. Someone who achieved so much over two stints and all he gets are invectives.

I know he didn't do his popularity any good with his fight with Atiku and the third term bid but come on people, you are educated. Have you truly forgotten what this man achieved or are you just being cruelhuh?

I notice none of you mouthin off have disproved his claim that he built power plants and nobody did anything on the topic till he came back and yet its all abuses. Its all misyarning about $16 billion that anybody who knows anything in the power sector will tell you what it was spent on (perhaps the contracts were inflated, but nobody has proved that to be OBJ's fault. point is, its hardly like he just pocketed $16 billion. Says a lot that after delaying the IPP idea for so long, Yar Adua and Goody could do no better than simply continuing, admitting the brilliance of the original plan, with no apology for all the abuses.

People, being OBJ is sad. One day I wil compile a list of his achievements, from the debt relief (yes, you will find something negative to say) to infrastructure (my God: all second generation universities, national traffic backbone, power plants, major hospital and healthcare backbone , ) active attempt to balance distribution of portfolio, first leader to giev women a chance to strut their stuff. What do we do to such a man? Kai, life truly is unfair.

Perhaps someone should create a thread for us to list the achievements of all our presidents and compare them.

A people who cannot recognise a good thing when they see it will never prosper.

Sad.
WITH YOUR GOOD CONSTRUCTION OF ENGLISH YOU HAVE NO POINT AT ALL. YOU WENT TO SCHOOL TO LEARN NOT ONLY TO PASS EXAMS.

They are both fools at 70! Babangida's eight years + Abacha's eight years + Obasanjo's eight years = 24 years of vanity in Nigeria's quest for socio-economic development- GOOD POINT

WITH THE COUNTLESS NUMBER OF RESOURCES GOD GAVE TO US, THE TWO HAVE NO EXCUSE AT ALL. WE HAVE MORE THAN 2000 COMMERCIAL RESOURCES FETCHING HARD CURRENCY FOR NIGERIA SINCE 1970s. THESE 2 OLD_____ ARE PONITING OUT RUBBISH AS AN ACHIEVEMENT THAT MALAYSIA WAS ASHAMED TO BURST OF IN THE EARLY 1980s AND ONE YEAR OLD PICKIN IS HERE COMMENDING OBJ.- PLEASE GO AND SUCK MILK FROM YOUR MOTHER. THIS POST IS FOR THE MATURED MIND.
YOU HAD TO HAVE WORK IN THE MINISTRY OF NATURAL RESOURCES TO HAVE A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THESE LOOTERS RAKE HOME.
Romance › Re: Men, Do You Value Inner Beauty? (Be Honest) by brainpulse: 2:11pm On Aug 18, 2011
YOU MAKE ME LAUGH

HOW WILL YOU SEE THE INNER IF YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTED BY THE OUTER. THE INNER MAKES YOU HAPPY WHILE THE OUTER SUSTAIN YOU HAPPINESS. THAT IS FOR MEN

IRRESPECTIVE OF ANYHTING MEN ARE PROUD OF THEIR WIVES WHEN THEY ARE PRESENTABLE- IN BEAUTY AND SPEECH.
SOME THAT HAVE INNER BEAUTY MORE THAN OUTER ARE ONLY KEPT IN THE HOUSE.

Report to moderator 41.219.180.213
Romance › Re: Men, Do You Value Inner Beauty? (Be Honest) by brainpulse: 2:08pm On Aug 18, 2011
smiley YOU MAKE ME LAUGH

I WILL YOU SEE THE INNER IF YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTED BY THE OUTER. THE INNER MAKES YOU HAPPY WHILE THE OUTER SUSTAIN YOU HAPPINESS. THAT IS FOR MEN

IRRESPECTIVE OF ANYHTING MEN ARE PROUD OF THERE WIVES WHEN THEY ARE PRESENTABLE- IN BEAUTY AND SPEECH.
SOME THAT HAVE INNER BEAUTY MORE THAT OUTER ARE ONLY KEPT IN THE HOUSE.
Politics › Re: Today Is Babangida's Birthday: Say Something Nice To Him by brainpulse: 9:56am On Aug 18, 2011
iT IS CERTAINED THAT THOSE COMMENDING HIM WHERE NOT BORN DURING HIS APERTHIED REGIME HOW HE INFLICTED PAINS ON PEOPLE AND KILL SO MANY. IT WAS DURING HIS TIME I SAW A SHOT MAN EVER IN MY LIFE.
IT WAS AN HORIFFIC SIGHT THAT WASNT ABLE TO BE ERASED FOR MORE THAN 15 YEARS
Politics › Re: EFCC Wants Churches To Investigate The Sources Of Huge Tithes by brainpulse: 12:00pm On Aug 17, 2011
M M M:
what of mosque? angry
All religious gathering
Politics › Re: EFCC Wants Churches To Investigate The Sources Of Huge Tithes by brainpulse: 11:29am On Aug 17, 2011
In my church every tithe envelop have numbers on them known only to the man of God.
Once you don't pay your tithe consecutively, he calls you to know what went wrong wheather you lost your Job or problems that the church can help you with. if you lose you job, a vacancy is sort out for on your behave and within some weeks you get something doing. if the tithe was not able to paid because of sickness, the church helps in prayer, mental, material support.
A lot of men form religious gathering without the main reason of setting them up, just to take, receive and receive then close eye, without care for the sheep and dirty the alter of God. Since the followers don't take time to read the bible they accept everything even when not pure.
Politics › Re: EFCC Wants Churches To Investigate The Sources Of Huge Tithes by brainpulse: 11:19am On Aug 17, 2011
[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=737427.msg8942108#msg8942108 date=1313575352]of course it is not! But the pastor is not supposed to investigate every parishioners paycheck to determine who is thieving or not. I agree that if for some reasons the church suspects the donation is from the proceeds of a crime then they are at liberty to decline it; the same goes for the trader at Alaba market who swindles his clients or the NNPC secretary who forges her timesheet,[/quote]But a pastor can question and reject it when in doubt.

Samuel rejected the offering of saul when he disobeyed God- He questioned him to know maybe he actually obeyed God. Paul wrote to the churches on the same topic in his epistles. If He actually have the spirit of God, He has every right to question the tithes and offering because they have bad implication on the alter.

Waziri is not out of point. If my tithe increased from 10,000 to 100,000- My pastor will call me and politely question me. But if he suspect that i am not clean. he advices me to repent and retrace my step.
The war on corruption cannot be won overnight. though we know alot of them still roaming the streets and we feel that she is not taking action- we may not know about investigations going on underground to have a solid case against them in the court of law.

What is wrong is wrong.
Men of God are God care-takers and if they close their eyes on crimes them we are going to be sharing from there sufferings
Politics › Re: EFCC Wants Churches To Investigate The Sources Of Huge Tithes by brainpulse: 10:37am On Aug 17, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=737427.msg8941811#msg8941811 date=1313572899]Exactly my opinion. . .Religion bodies should put the morality of their religions first above other selfish interests. If both religions: christainity and islam do not support corruption,then they shouldn't take money from corrupt people ![/quote]- Good from a great thinker

We celebrate them, they steal more, we encourage them, they embezzle more, they run to the church, the pastor blesses them, we have no road, no light we blame efcc, we blame God, we blame our enemies, we cover this men indirectly, we hide there illegal transaction in the banks because of the small tips, we say efcc is not doing its Job. Cycle of confused people-NIGERIANS- never thinks with the head, but with there mouths and hearts.
Politics › Re: EFCC Wants Churches To Investigate The Sources Of Huge Tithes by brainpulse: 9:27am On Aug 17, 2011
Do you know if an armed robber brings huge tithe to the church and the sources was not question by even the MOG, oneday he will send his trops to robb fellow church members that are rivarying him in the church. It can happen anywhere even in the Mosque
Politics › Re: EFCC Wants Churches To Investigate The Sources Of Huge Tithes by brainpulse: 9:18am On Aug 17, 2011
What else do you want Her to do or say, she is doing the right thing? This so call men come to the church flaunt the ill gotten wealth and bring cause on the church and on the land that is the reason why people pray for ages and no solution comes, because the face of the Lord can not behold iniquities.
The illustration of the Rich man and the widow given by Christ, have we forgotten mark 12:39-44.
Have you forgotten so easily that the same Alao Akala that embezzled and did nothing in Oyo state went to church for thanks giving, pls to let us put religious sentiment in this again. What is bad is bad and should not be welcome by the honourables of this nairaland upper chamber.
Let us start from some where, when the church begins to speak the truth, the land will start to be cleansed even without no prayers. When we don't encourage and celebrate them even in our community they will know that they are doing the wrong thing through there ill gotten wealth.
Nigerians have short memory, have will forgotten the man that gave Generator to the church from stolen money and how the MOG up to date refuse to give an account.
Politics › Re: What Have We Gained From Privatisation In Nigeria? by brainpulse: 3:24pm On Aug 16, 2011
@ Donmeca

I will advice you not to reply Kobojunkie its either she doesn't understand your line of facts or she just decided to play naive to this line of thoughts and underlined events on privatisation.

The answer is the whole privatisation theory in Nigeria is a scam and flawed by the writers and the actors, the script was written to fail and that is the reason why it wont work and viewers like kobojunkie that get enthusiastic about the made believe of the action part are still engrossed in the love story part of the soap opera.
Politics › Re: What Have We Gained From Privatisation In Nigeria? by brainpulse: 2:07pm On Aug 16, 2011
We all know the processes of awarding contracts in this part of the world as no form of genuity at all. Its either favourism, greed, tribalism, nepotism and selfish gains among others. SO what we see is less than what should be expected.
Look at the case of GSM that all these operators have the chunks of cuts given to these faithful agents, Godfathers (obasanjo & co), and every Nigerians are paying dearly for it- why some say, if Nitel was not privatised nothing would have come out of it.
If we have had a focus leader with a clear mind and motive would handle the project and Nigerians will be paying very little for it.
Politics › Re: What Have We Gained From Privatisation In Nigeria? by brainpulse: 11:57am On Aug 16, 2011
@ Kobojunlie

You should ask yourself what is the motive of selling off these coys in the first place. We don't need to sell them off in the name of privatization or anything if we have a visionary and a leader that has ideas in running things, industrialist and economics with the right frame of mind and no corruption mentality.
How many leader of such quality have we had in the recent times, the ones that we have are surrounded by equal greedy cronies of same cabals, so it wont work we keep on having failed state and everything. so selling of your fathers farm to your servant to manage wont work pls thing.

Your illustration of umbrella in the rain is very POOR. Make a sensible one PLS

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