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PoliticsRe: Farouk AbdulMutallab Wants To Be Tried Under Sharia by brainpulse: 8:26am On Aug 27, 2011
I don't thinik he has a brain, that is one thing about the believe of the Sharia of a thing. It brainwashes people and gives them a drive and force towards doing bad before realizing that they where brain washed. Like SANUSI, YERIMA etc.
I DONT BELIEVE EDUCATION can stop it, i just dont know why some one will want to kill himself when alot of things are in this life to enjoy atleast if you dont have anything you are still happy sometimes.
The recent Abuja bomb blast is a product of SHARIA MADIOCRACY
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Police Recruitment: 2nd Class Upper Holder Disqualified For Speaking Bad English by brainpulse: 3:32pm On Aug 25, 2011
It is believed that as a 2.1 candidate you are well baked in at-least some part of human sphere. so you don't have any excuse to deliver below expectation. You should be able to defend the certificate you laboured for any time or day.
I had one colleague during my undergraduate years that could not construct a sentence up till tomorrow. He graduated with 2.1, it was during the convocation day we knew that his uncle was our Examination Officer.
I am telling you the Gospel truth.  He couldn't secure a Job for years, but he is now a GA in is uncle department.
when i got to know about that i felt cheated but i also knew then that nemesis will always sing her song.
BusinessRe: Power Minister Sacks Olorunsogo Power Plant’s CEO by brainpulse: 11:24am On Aug 25, 2011
Greenpro:
Sacking people is not what we need, we need to fight corruption and inefficiency of the government servants.
Then how do you get rid or corruption if you wont get rid of the people laying the eggs of corruption?

mtwech.
PropertiesRe: Collect More Than 6 Months’ Rent, Go To Jail, Fashola Tells Landlords by brainpulse: 7:34am On Aug 25, 2011
brf, god will bless you, it answer to alot of clauses that i thought will come out.
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:57pm On Aug 24, 2011
@rhea i respect your interllect on this issue. i raise my cap
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:54pm On Aug 24, 2011
@ RHEA

ANALYSIS YOU JUST GAVE IS THE STUDY OF THE RELATIONSHIP OF HUMAN EYE TO IMAGE MORPHOLOGY.


THANKS FOR THAT EXAMPLE
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:42pm On Aug 24, 2011
in emementary biology only one survives the revolution to invade the ovum, and the others die not absorbd.
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:39pm On Aug 24, 2011
comingly of blood majorly is a word used when it has to do with blood convenant, and also used in married when it is believed that they share common interest, belief and a deep degree of passion towards another. not blood during sex
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:35pm On Aug 24, 2011
Obinoscopy:
This is my theory:

After sexaul intercourse, the seminal fluid (which contains billions od spermatozoa) is deposited at the female cervix (is just after the womanliness). The Fluid then swims to fertilise the ovum at the fallopian tube later. My postlation is that some of the genes in the Fluid that couldn't fertilise the ovum (only one of the billion spermatozoa fertilise the ovum) get absorbed into the woman circulatory system and eventually lead to the gene of the man mixing up with the female gene. This ultimately makes the womwn look like the man with time.
okaay now its is the woman that looks like the man not the man looking like the woman. ehm there is a tribe in nigeria that most of all there females looks like males and some are even virgins ooo, that must have being wht happened thanks for the knowlegde pasted.
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 3:52pm On Aug 24, 2011
Eimmah:
It is possible for couple to look alike especially if there is no much difference in their age. In biology,(genetics) there is what we called 'aquired characteristics', that is, the trait that is not part of your genetic make-up. In this case, there is tendency for couple to take the face of each other if at least one of them mimics the way other smile, keeps face, franks and talk which enable the facial cells of one to take the shape of the other.
PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR CLAIM.

ACQUIRED CHARATERISTICS HAS TO DO WITH CHARACTERS NOT FACIAL RESEMBLANCE
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 2:29pm On Aug 24, 2011
BEHAVING LIKE EACH OTHER IS A DIFFERENT CASE ENTIRELY. THAT HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH APPEARANCE. THAT IS INFLUENCE ON YOUR PSYCHOLOGY MAKE-UP. YOU BEGIN TO BEHAVE LIKE THE OTHER PERSON IF YOU HAD STAY WITH THIS PERSON ALL THROUGH YOUR LIFE. YOU HAVE LEARN THE WAY HE OR SHE DOES THINGS ALL HIS/HER LIFE AND YOU BEGIN TO SUGGEST HIS/ HER THOUGHTS AS TIME GOES OWN

E.G- CAN A RED CHICK TRAINED BY WHITE HEN FROM BIRTH BECOMES WHITE?

A GOAT WILL ONLY BARK IF IT HAS BEEN TRAINED ALL ITS LIFE BY A DOG.
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 2:22pm On Aug 24, 2011
nsodo:
Couples looking alike only happen when there is true love between the couple and may tend to think there brother and sister because of that love between them. Besides, with time they learn each others likes and dislikes which binds them even closer for peoples misidentify.
WHEN YOU FALL OR SHARE LOVE YOU DONT SHARE GENE. IT WILL TAKE AN AVERAGE OF 100 YEARS BEFORE YOUR CELLS WILL BEGIN TO MUTATE TO OTHER THING IF NOT ENGINEERED BY BIO-GENECTICS, BUT BEFORE THEN THEY BECOME WEAK TO EVEN START (OLD). ONLESS YOU MARRY YOUR SISTER.
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 2:17pm On Aug 24, 2011
DURING SEX THE GENE THAT YOU TRANSFERED TO THE OTHER FEMALE IS ONLY CONTAINED IN THE SPEMATOZOA THAT IS CARRIED TO THE WOMB ALONE NOT TO ANY PART OF THE BODY. ONLY BODY FLUID CONTAINS CELL THAT WILL REMAIN AND INFECT THE HOST BODY IF HAVING INFECTIONS. AND ONCE THE SPERMATOZOA DOES ISTS WORK. GENETIC MUTATION BEGINS FROM PHASE TO ANOTHER IN THE WOMB. NO GENERIC ENGINEERING OCCURS BTW THE COUPLE DURING SEX.

NIGERIANS DONT READ AT ALL THEY JUST DWELL ON BELIEVES HOOK AND SINK. ONE BABA WILL TELL YOU THAT SOMEONE IS DOING YOU THEY BELIEVE AND SINK WITH IT.
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 2:09pm On Aug 24, 2011
SCENTIFICALLY YOUR BODY CELLS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY CHANGES THAT GOES ON WITHIN YOUR BODY, AND THERE IS NOWAY YOUR BODY CELLS WILL START TO CHANGE YOUR FACIAL APPEARANCE WITH THE PERSON YOU ARE LEAVING WITH, EVEN IF BY BLOOD TRANSFUSION.
DURING BLOOD TRANSFUSION YOUR BODY CELLS TAKES CHARGE OF THE TRANSFUSED BLOOD AND BEGINS TO MULTIPLY THEM ACCORDING TO THERE OWN GENERIC RECORDS. NOT THE OTHER PERSONS'.
IT CAN ONLY BE POSSIBLE IF THE DNA OR RNA OF SOMEONE IS ENGINEERED (BIO- GENETICS) AND WIPE TO BEGIN TO WORK AS THE OTHER PERSON (http://library.thinkquest.org/C005271F/biology.html).

SEBI WE LEARNT ON ELEMENTARY SCIENCE THAT YOU GET TO AN AGE IN LIFE THAT YOUR CELLS NO LONGER GROWS AGAIN, SO OUR WILL THEY BEGIN TO GROW LIFE THE OTHE PERSON.

LET US BE INFORMED AND NOT  DEFORMED BY OTHER PEOPLES BELIEVE.
NOTE: DURING SEX ONLY BODY FLUIDS( BUT THEY STILL CONTAINS CELLS FROM THE BODY) EXCHANGE NOT BLOOD.
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 1:50pm On Aug 24, 2011
I AM YET TO SEE A SCIENTIFIC AND PHYSICAL PROVE. DO YOU THINK YOU WILL JUST COME AND SAY SOMETHING YOU CLAIM YOU BELIEVE AND THINK EVERYBODY WILL JUST BELIEVE YOU. WHEN THEY ARE NOT DONDY UNITED.

WHAT YOU SEE ALL THE TIME FORMS A PICTURIC VIEW THAT FORMS A MENTAL PART OF YOUR BELIEVES. AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SEE THAT WAY. UNTIL YOU FREE YOURSELF FROM THAT BELIEF.

Syenite:
Kai some people on nairaland sure need a life.

For God's sake's nobody says a 4ft tall woman will grow up to her 6ft tall husband or a wife will then develops male organ or even a dark complexioned man becomes fair like his albino wife.

Some people are even comparing OBJ, Good-Luck and Ojukwu with there wives. Those are silly comparisons.

Some one even said there is no blood co-mingling during sex, so how is HIV that lives in the blood shared?

And for those people that see this topic as a joke, it is not mandatory to contribute here.If the topic does not appeal to u it does to some one else.

I still maintain the fact that some couples look alike, though not all couples, a small percentage i believe. The points I listed earlier might be responsible for such.
.

We can not be fooled like ABRAKA AGAIN!
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 12:11pm On Aug 24, 2011
i am yet to see a physical evident
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 10:09am On Aug 24, 2011
Please help me, it seems i am looking like our housemaid.

she has been our housemaid since 25 years. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy.

I need your advices oooo what could have happened embarassed huh embarassed.
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 10:01am On Aug 24, 2011
buzugee:
this only applies to western couples who kiss a lot. for example you will see that heidi klum is starting to look like seal. see when you kiss someone playfully and passionately, you try to both contort your mouth and face so that it is symmetrical with each other. now imagine a loving couple that does this lots of time ? after a while (say about 3 years of this type of similar facial muscle exercise that kissing induces) your facial features start to take on each others shapes. the facial muscle is like say the biceps which contorts and transforms if you use it all the time as in weightlifting. it changes to suit whatever activity you are doing. so basaically all am saying is that if a couple starts to look like each other during marriage, thats the giveaway that they are a loving couple who indulge in lots of passionate kisses. not usually the case for nigerians so nigerians never look like each other even after 50 years of marriage.  grin

http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1CHFX_en-GBGB435GB435&q=sea+and+heidi&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=677
Your post is the most funniest this morning imfact my ribs are crackng, i will show my manager because i fieel is down and worried. i will get to the house later grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 9:57am On Aug 24, 2011
~Bluetooth:
Abegi. . .does OBJ looks like stella ?
grin grin grin grin

BLUETOOTH I LOVE YOUR EXAMPLE. cheesy cheesy cheesy.
LET ME JOIN ONE GOOD EXAMPLE

DOES YARADUA LOOK LIKE TURAI or wait wait

DOES OJUKWU LOOKS LIKE BIANCA ( not sure of the spelling).

WE NEED MORE EXAMPLESSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOO
grin grin cheesy
FamilyRe: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 9:50am On Aug 24, 2011
ITS AN HYPOTHESIS. FAR FROM THE FACT. MAYBE THEY ALWAYS LOOK A LIKE IN THE EYES OF THOSE THAT SEE THEM EVERYDAY OR THE MENTAL PICTURES OF THOSE THAT ABHOR SUCH BELIEFS IS PROGRAMME TO SEE THAT WAY. BUT IN 10 COUPLES ONLY HALF I PRESUME.
snthesis:
commingling shocked shocked
SO A  WOMAN OF 4FT WILL THEN GROW TO THE HUSBAND HEIGHT OF 6FT, OR THE COMPLEXION WILL CHANGE FROM BLACK TO ALBINOJUST BECAUSE THE WIFE IA AN ALBINO OR AN OBLONG FACE WILL START RESHAPING TO A ROUND FACE. I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.

PLEASE WE NEED PICTURES TO COMFIRMENTO THIS ALLEGATION AGAINST HUMANITY AGAINST HUMANITY.
(EVIDENCE NOW TO PROVE YOUR THEORY). TO BE SUBMITTED BEFORE THIS CLASS ENDS
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Is Getting Married This Saturday by brainpulse: 7:45am On Aug 24, 2011
IS CHRIST EMBASSY A CHURCH? JUST A QUESTION.

BECAUSE EVERY CHURCH I KNOW, YOU MUST PAST THROUGH THERE COUNSELLING SECTIONS, AND WONT JOIN ANY INTENDING COUPLE IF THERE ARE CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES.
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Johnson Is Getting Married This Saturday by brainpulse: 7:42am On Aug 24, 2011
I CAN NOW SAY BOLDLY THERE IS SOMETHING ELSE BEHIND HER WANTING TO MARRY THIS GUY BY FORCE.

WHEN SOME LADIES ARE DOING EVERYTHING NOT TO BE A SECOND FIDDLE, SHE IS ENTERING AS A SECOND LEG WITH HER EYES WILD OPENED. SOME WOMEN BY SHOVELS, DIGGER TO DIG THERE GRAVE THEMSELVES.
CultureRe: Why So Much Ibo N Yoruba Rivalry In 9ja? by brainpulse: 10:51am On Aug 23, 2011
This is basically a personality issue not tribe, though environment makes a man, and the quality of people you interact with influences you to a greater extent. You can be different if you choose to. And also the reason why there sentiments in tribe issues are the way of life that some people see as norm and the others see as ludicrous.
FoodRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by brainpulse: 8:52am On Aug 23, 2011
Okay if you say there is no need for you to know how to cook and women her not born wit pots, spoon blaaaaa.


How many of you can marry a man that do not Know how to bedmatics (impotent)?
How many can marry a man that doesnt want to work?

You want the man to work, after work ,eat junk meals and go to the kitchen.

foul foul foul faoooooooooo.
FoodRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by brainpulse: 8:42am On Aug 23, 2011
NO man will ever marry someone that doest know how to cook. Anyman that will do that is only marrying you for your money even not your beauty.
Ladies get fooled easily thinking a man will not mind marrying her if she doesnt know how to cook good meals. After awhile the man starts eating outside the home and the unexpected starts happening, that is the reason why they fall into problems before marriage and after marriage and you see them every where going for deliverance.
A woman is a complete failure if with all her education she can not offer her best in the kitchen, she will be a disappointment to her children if housemaid will do the cooking.

There is a part of men that ladies do not know, that men are easily turned on when they see there wives cooking good meal often times (Men's secrete).
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Sacked Justice Salami by brainpulse: 2:11pm On Aug 22, 2011
this is an evidence that gej is an open puppet that can not take decisions on his own
PoliticsRe: 1,075 Rivers Ex-militants Rejected At Training Camp by brainpulse: 11:43am On Aug 22, 2011
once a militant always a militant. na by blood
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Sacked Justice Salami by brainpulse: 11:23am On Aug 22, 2011
I BELIEVE THE BEST MOVE HE COULD HAVE TAKEN IS TO CONSTITUTE ENQUIRY OF INVESTIGATION TO THE ALLEGATIONS AND RECOMMENDATIONS SENT TO HIM BY THE NJC BEFORE TAKING HIS ACTION.

THIS IS TO SHOW THAT GEJ IS CORRUPT AND THE 2011 ELECTION WAS RIG AND HE HAD TO TAKE SOME DECISIONS TO COVER HIS *****
PoliticsRe: President Jonathan Sacked Justice Salami by brainpulse: 11:21am On Aug 22, 2011
I BELIEVE THE BEST MOVE HE COULD HAVE TAKEN IS TO CONSTITUTE AND ENQUIRY OF INVESTIGATION TO THE ALLEGATIONS AND RECOMMENDED SENT TO HIM BY THE NJC BEFORE TAKING HIS ACTION.
THIS IS TO SHOW THAT GEJ IS CORRUPT AND THE 2011 ELECTION WAS RIG AND HE HAD TO TAKE SOME DECISIONS TO COVER HIS *****

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