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Education › Re: WAEC Upgrades 2011/2012 SSCE Results. Good News! by brainpulse: 11:13am On Aug 30, 2011
this what education in nigeria as turned to. people encouraging mediocrity openly in this nation. that's is the reason why our students don't read anymore, they become a failure to the country and to theirselves. they pass and can not defend there results. they get to the university and sleep with lecturers all through. its a disappointment to the growned once destroying the future of nigeria. killing the country nigeria. so many medical gradutes kill innocent patient like dogs because they bribe there way through university. pls let stop all this and start rebuilding this country in our own way so that god will not course us. otunba or whats is your name? you will reap what you are sowing if its good or bad.
Politics › Re: FBI takes over UN bombing investigations, sidelines Police, SSS by brainpulse: 3:04pm On Aug 29, 2011
kufreabasi:
You are very right. Imagine Nigerian Police and SSS mingled themselves together with area boys, agbero and boko haramist to smoke igbo, sending them out to collect illegal money from motorist thereby losing concerntration on their official assignment
GBAM TELL THEM
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Church Wedding Photos by brainpulse: 2:52pm On Aug 29, 2011
WE ARE NOT SUPRISED BECAUSE THE CHURCH THAT THE PASTORS JERRYCURL THEIR HAIRS, BLEACHES THERE FACE, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? DONT YOU SEE THE WAY THEY DRESS IN THE CHURCH? HALF NAKED
Politics › Re: FBI takes over UN bombing investigations, sidelines Police, SSS by brainpulse: 2:31pm On Aug 29, 2011
ShipIt:
This is utterly shameful, It's hard for a Nigerian to hold his head high in these times. FBI, Che! Not even Interpol or CIA
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. YOU BETTER NOT HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH, BECAUSE BOKO HARAM MAY BOMB IT. THAT IS WHAT WE DESERVE WHEN OUR HOUSE IS NOT IN ORDER, WILL GOATS, SNAKES, RAT, SCORPION NOT EAT ON THE SAME DINNING TABLE WITH US?
Politics › Re: FBI takes over UN bombing investigations, sidelines Police, SSS by brainpulse: 2:25pm On Aug 29, 2011
Since we are selling every of OUR state own properties to BPE because we can not manage them any longer THEN we can then sell OUT police force to FBI BECAUSE TO ME THEY ARE BUNCH OF USELESS, COURSED N20 MERCHANTS OF DEATH. THAT CANNOT DO ANYTHING, THAN STAY ON THE ROAD TO COLLECT N20
Politics › Re: FBI takes over UN bombing investigations, sidelines Police, SSS by brainpulse: 2:21pm On Aug 29, 2011
Daft Nigerian investigative operatives, they thought FBI will just act like that, these guys may gather informations and analyse them for more than 2 years before getting concrete evidences that will lead them to the suspects. Nigerian operative will go there, maybe see just a biro and decide to wipe the closet secondary school around the place down.
FBI owns the best laboratory equipment in the world to analyse crime objects. No common CCTV camera, no lead, no security knowledge that such a thing wants to happen and they want to investigate. who killed Bola Ige? etc
Politics › Re: Why We Bombed UN Building – Boko Haram by brainpulse: 12:21pm On Aug 29, 2011
tikinclock:
@ Kurus
Are you sure? The Man who you call God, but who called himself "The Son of Man" prophesied and predicted all this would happen. In fact He was very happy to note that what he came to do ( bring the sword and conflict to the world) had already started.
Check Luke 12:51 and Matthew 10:34

Do you think I have come to bring peace to the earth? No, I have come to divide people against each other! Luke 12:51

"Do not think that I came to bring peace on earth. I did not come to bring peace but a sword! Matthew 10:34
Then think who are the ones taking the sword , are they not the Islamic fundamentalist?
It is a know fact throughout the world, that Bin laden said he was doing it for Mo-hammed, Allah, Abacha said the same thing, Gadaffi said the same thing, palestines said the same thing, all the suicide bombers suspects always say the same thing then who is this blood thirsty and devilish Allah they are pointing to? They will shout Allah o Akbar ,before killing people it is devilish, it is dishuman and its Allah against Humanity. And should be condemned
Politics › Re: Why We Bombed UN Building – Boko Haram by brainpulse: 12:11pm On Aug 29, 2011
Why are some comments dumb, so dumb that we should ask ourselves a question?

1. Why on earth should someone kill another person in the name of religion, tribe or belief?
2. Why should if they know they are doing the just thing have refuse to come out openly?
3. Why cant they vent there angers developing theirselves and adding value to there communities?

With these questions on our mind, every right and sensible person should condemn killingone another for any reason, its insane for someone to tell you to kill yourself, without him killing himself.
Any religion that preaches killing, amputating, of inflicting physical, mental pains on another is devilish and never of God.
We have proved beyond reasonable doubts that any country that have these islamic fundamentalist will never grow or develop, count and count. the reson why the western world comes to take advantage of us is that we have refused to grow and grow and develop, so what do you expect? They are even helping us why some are saying that they are here to cheat us. Majority of the inventions done were from the western world while we use our witch to kill ourselves, the drugs we use were developed by some people while we poison ourselves. its so unfortunate.
Celebrities › Re: As Our Mercy Johnson Weds Prince Odi Tomorrow Amist Controversy, Watz Ur Opinion? by brainpulse: 10:55am On Aug 27, 2011
the wedding should be conducted on nairaland so that when the marrige embassy pastor says; Is there anybody that has anthing that will not let the marriage to hold should say or, ? We will all say we have ooooooo angry angry
Romance › Re: I'm In Trouble! I've Fallen In Luv With 419 devil On Facebook'' by brainpulse: 10:08am On Aug 27, 2011
@ OP

You thought those you are telling your blantant lie of a story are dumb. You need to think before telling alie. As easy as lie is, you cant even construct a good one. Shame on you, i believe someone help you towrite it down.
Family › Re: Advice Pls by brainpulse: 9:56am On Aug 27, 2011
Is like we all don't understand what the OP has past through before castigating her. I believed she has held on tight for years before she could voice out. We didn't understand her situation of a husband not working and catering for the upkeep of the family and he is not helping out emotionally. is it until she has high blood pressure before we can understand what she is pasting through and yet we say she should hold on when the man in question is not seeing anything bad in him not working. i believe we give advices sometimes because we believe that black women must accept and die with everything they see in marriage and people believe that you have not done enough that is the reason why you marriage is not working. I believe in separation for two of you, to get yourself in other and for him to workhard and see life in another dimension. But pls and pls dont ever live your marriage because of the motive that you might see abetter man outside, dont ever.
Politics › Re: Farouk AbdulMutallab Wants To Be Tried Under Sharia by brainpulse: 8:32am On Aug 27, 2011
Come to think about it. is it not as aresult of the course that followed the Monies his father embezzled. sometimes we course our leaders when they rob us of what is due to us, and when they deprived us from our rights this is some kind of what happens to them even when they are alive.-NEMESIS SMILES AT THEM
Politics › Re: Farouk AbdulMutallab Wants To Be Tried Under Sharia by brainpulse: 8:26am On Aug 27, 2011
I don't thinik he has a brain, that is one thing about the believe of the Sharia of a thing. It brainwashes people and gives them a drive and force towards doing bad before realizing that they where brain washed. Like SANUSI, YERIMA etc.
I DONT BELIEVE EDUCATION can stop it, i just dont know why some one will want to kill himself when alot of things are in this life to enjoy atleast if you dont have anything you are still happy sometimes.
The recent Abuja bomb blast is a product of SHARIA MADIOCRACY
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police Recruitment: 2nd Class Upper Holder Disqualified For Speaking Bad English by brainpulse: 3:32pm On Aug 25, 2011
It is believed that as a 2.1 candidate you are well baked in at-least some part of human sphere. so you don't have any excuse to deliver below expectation. You should be able to defend the certificate you laboured for any time or day.
I had one colleague during my undergraduate years that could not construct a sentence up till tomorrow. He graduated with 2.1, it was during the convocation day we knew that his uncle was our Examination Officer.
I am telling you the Gospel truth.  He couldn't secure a Job for years, but he is now a GA in is uncle department.
when i got to know about that i felt cheated but i also knew then that nemesis will always sing her song.
Business › Re: Power Minister Sacks Olorunsogo Power Plant’s CEO by brainpulse: 11:24am On Aug 25, 2011
Greenpro:
Sacking people is not what we need, we need to fight corruption and inefficiency of the government servants.
Then how do you get rid or corruption if you wont get rid of the people laying the eggs of corruption?

mtwech.
Properties › Re: Collect More Than 6 Months’ Rent, Go To Jail, Fashola Tells Landlords by brainpulse: 7:34am On Aug 25, 2011
brf, god will bless you, it answer to alot of clauses that i thought will come out.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:57pm On Aug 24, 2011
@rhea i respect your interllect on this issue. i raise my cap
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:54pm On Aug 24, 2011
@ RHEA

ANALYSIS YOU JUST GAVE IS THE STUDY OF THE RELATIONSHIP OF HUMAN EYE TO IMAGE MORPHOLOGY.


THANKS FOR THAT EXAMPLE
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:42pm On Aug 24, 2011
in emementary biology only one survives the revolution to invade the ovum, and the others die not absorbd.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:39pm On Aug 24, 2011
comingly of blood majorly is a word used when it has to do with blood convenant, and also used in married when it is believed that they share common interest, belief and a deep degree of passion towards another. not blood during sex
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 4:35pm On Aug 24, 2011
Obinoscopy:
This is my theory:

After sexaul intercourse, the seminal fluid (which contains billions od spermatozoa) is deposited at the female cervix (is just after the womanliness). The Fluid then swims to fertilise the ovum at the fallopian tube later. My postlation is that some of the genes in the Fluid that couldn't fertilise the ovum (only one of the billion spermatozoa fertilise the ovum) get absorbed into the woman circulatory system and eventually lead to the gene of the man mixing up with the female gene. This ultimately makes the womwn look like the man with time.
okaay now its is the woman that looks like the man not the man looking like the woman. ehm there is a tribe in nigeria that most of all there females looks like males and some are even virgins ooo, that must have being wht happened thanks for the knowlegde pasted.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 3:52pm On Aug 24, 2011
Eimmah:
It is possible for couple to look alike especially if there is no much difference in their age. In biology,(genetics) there is what we called 'aquired characteristics', that is, the trait that is not part of your genetic make-up. In this case, there is tendency for couple to take the face of each other if at least one of them mimics the way other smile, keeps face, franks and talk which enable the facial cells of one to take the shape of the other.
PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR CLAIM.

ACQUIRED CHARATERISTICS HAS TO DO WITH CHARACTERS NOT FACIAL RESEMBLANCE
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 2:29pm On Aug 24, 2011
BEHAVING LIKE EACH OTHER IS A DIFFERENT CASE ENTIRELY. THAT HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH APPEARANCE. THAT IS INFLUENCE ON YOUR PSYCHOLOGY MAKE-UP. YOU BEGIN TO BEHAVE LIKE THE OTHER PERSON IF YOU HAD STAY WITH THIS PERSON ALL THROUGH YOUR LIFE. YOU HAVE LEARN THE WAY HE OR SHE DOES THINGS ALL HIS/HER LIFE AND YOU BEGIN TO SUGGEST HIS/ HER THOUGHTS AS TIME GOES OWN

E.G- CAN A RED CHICK TRAINED BY WHITE HEN FROM BIRTH BECOMES WHITE?

A GOAT WILL ONLY BARK IF IT HAS BEEN TRAINED ALL ITS LIFE BY A DOG.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 2:22pm On Aug 24, 2011
nsodo:
Couples looking alike only happen when there is true love between the couple and may tend to think there brother and sister because of that love between them. Besides, with time they learn each others likes and dislikes which binds them even closer for peoples misidentify.
WHEN YOU FALL OR SHARE LOVE YOU DONT SHARE GENE. IT WILL TAKE AN AVERAGE OF 100 YEARS BEFORE YOUR CELLS WILL BEGIN TO MUTATE TO OTHER THING IF NOT ENGINEERED BY BIO-GENECTICS, BUT BEFORE THEN THEY BECOME WEAK TO EVEN START (OLD). ONLESS YOU MARRY YOUR SISTER.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 2:17pm On Aug 24, 2011
DURING SEX THE GENE THAT YOU TRANSFERED TO THE OTHER FEMALE IS ONLY CONTAINED IN THE SPEMATOZOA THAT IS CARRIED TO THE WOMB ALONE NOT TO ANY PART OF THE BODY. ONLY BODY FLUID CONTAINS CELL THAT WILL REMAIN AND INFECT THE HOST BODY IF HAVING INFECTIONS. AND ONCE THE SPERMATOZOA DOES ISTS WORK. GENETIC MUTATION BEGINS FROM PHASE TO ANOTHER IN THE WOMB. NO GENERIC ENGINEERING OCCURS BTW THE COUPLE DURING SEX.

NIGERIANS DONT READ AT ALL THEY JUST DWELL ON BELIEVES HOOK AND SINK. ONE BABA WILL TELL YOU THAT SOMEONE IS DOING YOU THEY BELIEVE AND SINK WITH IT.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 2:09pm On Aug 24, 2011
SCENTIFICALLY YOUR BODY CELLS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY CHANGES THAT GOES ON WITHIN YOUR BODY, AND THERE IS NOWAY YOUR BODY CELLS WILL START TO CHANGE YOUR FACIAL APPEARANCE WITH THE PERSON YOU ARE LEAVING WITH, EVEN IF BY BLOOD TRANSFUSION.
DURING BLOOD TRANSFUSION YOUR BODY CELLS TAKES CHARGE OF THE TRANSFUSED BLOOD AND BEGINS TO MULTIPLY THEM ACCORDING TO THERE OWN GENERIC RECORDS. NOT THE OTHER PERSONS'.
IT CAN ONLY BE POSSIBLE IF THE DNA OR RNA OF SOMEONE IS ENGINEERED (BIO- GENETICS) AND WIPE TO BEGIN TO WORK AS THE OTHER PERSON (http://library.thinkquest.org/C005271F/biology.html).

SEBI WE LEARNT ON ELEMENTARY SCIENCE THAT YOU GET TO AN AGE IN LIFE THAT YOUR CELLS NO LONGER GROWS AGAIN, SO OUR WILL THEY BEGIN TO GROW LIFE THE OTHE PERSON.

LET US BE INFORMED AND NOT  DEFORMED BY OTHER PEOPLES BELIEVE.
NOTE: DURING SEX ONLY BODY FLUIDS( BUT THEY STILL CONTAINS CELLS FROM THE BODY) EXCHANGE NOT BLOOD.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 1:50pm On Aug 24, 2011
I AM YET TO SEE A SCIENTIFIC AND PHYSICAL PROVE. DO YOU THINK YOU WILL JUST COME AND SAY SOMETHING YOU CLAIM YOU BELIEVE AND THINK EVERYBODY WILL JUST BELIEVE YOU. WHEN THEY ARE NOT DONDY UNITED.

WHAT YOU SEE ALL THE TIME FORMS A PICTURIC VIEW THAT FORMS A MENTAL PART OF YOUR BELIEVES. AND YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SEE THAT WAY. UNTIL YOU FREE YOURSELF FROM THAT BELIEF.

Syenite:
Kai some people on nairaland sure need a life.

For God's sake's nobody says a 4ft tall woman will grow up to her 6ft tall husband or a wife will then develops male organ or even a dark complexioned man becomes fair like his albino wife.

Some people are even comparing OBJ, Good-Luck and Ojukwu with there wives. Those are silly comparisons.

Some one even said there is no blood co-mingling during sex, so how is HIV that lives in the blood shared?

And for those people that see this topic as a joke, it is not mandatory to contribute here.If the topic does not appeal to u it does to some one else.

I still maintain the fact that some couples look alike, though not all couples, a small percentage i believe. The points I listed earlier might be responsible for such.
.

We can not be fooled like ABRAKA AGAIN!
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 12:11pm On Aug 24, 2011
i am yet to see a physical evident
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 10:09am On Aug 24, 2011
Please help me, it seems i am looking like our housemaid.

she has been our housemaid since 25 years. grin grin grin cheesy cheesy.

I need your advices oooo what could have happened embarassed huh embarassed.
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 10:01am On Aug 24, 2011
buzugee:
this only applies to western couples who kiss a lot. for example you will see that heidi klum is starting to look like seal. see when you kiss someone playfully and passionately, you try to both contort your mouth and face so that it is symmetrical with each other. now imagine a loving couple that does this lots of time ? after a while (say about 3 years of this type of similar facial muscle exercise that kissing induces) your facial features start to take on each others shapes. the facial muscle is like say the biceps which contorts and transforms if you use it all the time as in weightlifting. it changes to suit whatever activity you are doing. so basaically all am saying is that if a couple starts to look like each other during marriage, thats the giveaway that they are a loving couple who indulge in lots of passionate kisses. not usually the case for nigerians so nigerians never look like each other even after 50 years of marriage.  grin

http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1CHFX_en-GBGB435GB435&q=sea+and+heidi&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1024&bih=677
Your post is the most funniest this morning imfact my ribs are crackng, i will show my manager because i fieel is down and worried. i will get to the house later grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Family › Re: Why Do Couples Look Alike After Years Of Marriage? by brainpulse: 9:57am On Aug 24, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=735845.msg8993468#msg8993468 date=1314167978]Abegi. . .does OBJ looks like stella ?[/quote]grin grin grin grin

BLUETOOTH I LOVE YOUR EXAMPLE. cheesy cheesy cheesy.
LET ME JOIN ONE GOOD EXAMPLE

DOES YARADUA LOOK LIKE TURAI or wait wait

DOES OJUKWU LOOKS LIKE BIANCA ( not sure of the spelling).

WE NEED MORE EXAMPLESSSSSSSSSSS OOOOOOOO
grin grin cheesy

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