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Romance › Re: A Romantic Poem For Your Love Or Foe by Braintouch(m): 7:57am On Dec 16, 2016

She has the body of a goddess caped in slithery skin
and charming eyes best described by cynical myths
oh, how I yearn for a capture in her tentacle grips!
to hold her gaze and let my finger run across her slippery lips
so sick of this admiration from afar
I'm bored with this illusion, I want a taste of her heart
so long I've waited in the dark/ became complacent on my part
they say a journey begins with a step but where the blazes do I start?

Sir Braintouch.

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Fashion › Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by Braintouch(m): 5:58pm On Aug 06, 2016

I vote for Vizkiz.
Cc NLJega.

Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Braintouch(m): 5:30pm On Aug 03, 2016

I vote for Vizkiz, Falconey, Kinginvahala.

Cc NLJega.

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Fashion › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Braintouch(m): 5:41pm On Aug 02, 2016

I vote for:

Vizkiz

Fynestboi

Kinginvahala

Cc NLJega.

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Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Braintouch(m): 5:30pm On Aug 01, 2016

I vote:
Kinginvahala
Iamkingzlee
Fynestboi
Eldaillest
Franchise21
Falconey
Vizkiz
Adewumiopeyemi
Ichommy
Photoshoot
Cutezt
Golor
Mrdojo
Piperson
Princeakins

Cc NLJega.

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Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Braintouch(m): 12:15pm On Aug 01, 2016

grayline:
I vote

Cc: ga

Unu wickeding o. grin

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Politics › Re: Military Kills 114 Militants In Ogun And Lagos Creeks - Today.ng by Braintouch(m): 7:43pm On Jul 30, 2016

I just hope they didn't waste innocent lives.

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Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Braintouch(m): 7:32pm On Jul 30, 2016

KINGinVAHALA:
Thanks my senior bro, we all did it boss. How is Sunday going and hope you re set to cast your vote starting on Monday?

Haha! It's not Sunday yet na. Where you dey rush go? grin

Anyway, my weekend is going smoothly; thanks for asking.
Yes, the competition kicks off Monday and I will participate in voting.

Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Braintouch(m): 7:22pm On Jul 30, 2016

Congrats, Kinginvahala.

Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by Braintouch(m): 3:32pm On Jul 25, 2016

Dygeasy:
Also, this is to inform the general public that KINGINVAHALA will be excused from this year's edition of the contest and future editions.

We cannot afford to have that level of misconduct and controversy in a contestant of this highly esteemed contest.

I am sorry, KINGINVAHALA, you are disqualified from the contest on grounds of [b]VIOLENT DECLARATIONS AND UNDUE THREATENING OF NAIRALAND MEMBERS.

Inasmuch as I have no reason to like this dude, I don't see any justice in disqualifying him from the contest based on the words in bold. So if I threaten someone on Facebook I would get punished on Nairaland? Is that it?

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Romance › Re: Matchmake And Tag .. Season 1.(JUMP IN NOW) by Braintouch(m): 8:18am On Jul 21, 2016

FTbomb:
brai-ntouch + pink-iberry = brainberry

Ftbomb + Irunooboo > FoToBomb.

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Romance › Re: Romancelanders Hall Of Fame 2016 Winners by Braintouch(m): 10:12am On Jul 18, 2016

Overall best male romancelander - Smellymouth.

Overall best female romancelander - Sandoski.

Most active male romancelander - ?

Most active female romancelander - ?

Coolest male romancelander - N1one.

Coolest female romancelander - Laveda.

Most handsome romancelander - ?

Most beautiful romancelander - Mimzy, Ivyy and Refiner.

Sexiest male romancelander - ?

Sexiest female romancelander - Mimzy, Ireneony and Laveda.

Funniest male romancelander - Samurai.

Funniest female romancelander - Mamagee3.

Most intelligent male romancelander - Lezz, TSOM, Postmann, Obiorathesubtle, Ronal4lif, Sinizia, Muva.

Most intelligent female romancelander - Ishilove.

Most daring romancelander - Lezz and Ftboy.

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Romance › Re: What Kind Of Love Is Dis, Just Negodu by Braintouch(m): 11:51pm On Jul 17, 2016

Love is huge. cool

Romance › Re: 10 Top Beautiful Romancelanders (July 2016) - Photos Attached by Braintouch(m): 4:07pm On Jul 15, 2016

Kenneth, be reasonable with your judgment. Why is Ivyy in number 10? You don't have to sell your conscience so cheap to win support. Human beings!

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Romance › Re: MR NAIRALAND: It Is Not About Natural Goodluck ,personality Or Contribution by Braintouch(m): 11:35am On Jul 10, 2016

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Nairaland General › Re: #Fynestboi and Friends Hangout Joint: by Braintouch(m): 12:27pm On Jul 09, 2016

Agarawu33:
Onatisi boss I hail o ( your word of encouragement during the final after our victory really gat my attention. ) you are mouthed. *coughs* Fynestboi is the main man to marry our Lan icky, a quick background check will back my fact up. We do need your vote and support

But Lanicky herself wants another King to rule with her. How you go do am na? grin

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Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Braintouch(m): 6:49pm On Jul 02, 2016

LordScent:
craze boy, u jus appear like thunder as i mention your baptismal name

Where u go since naa, i miss your madness

I'm a man of few words, bro. I do more watching and less chatting.

Romance › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by Braintouch(m): 6:43pm On Jul 02, 2016

LordScent:
Ohh lorda merci.....You are cute mehnnn.... Way cuter than some agindingbin knockheads bouncing around in okrika sneakers

You try bro, count on me....But dont sleep on it, i dey always get braintouch

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Events › Re: Is This The Difference Between An Igbo Party And A Yoruba Party? by Braintouch(m): 3:20pm On Jul 01, 2016

oodua1stson:
Ironic how both pictures are parties of Yoruba people

Events › Re: Is This The Difference Between An Igbo Party And A Yoruba Party? by Braintouch(m): 3:07pm On Jul 01, 2016

bloodyBLOGGER:
dont celebrate too early. Both pictures are Yoruba parties- check the attires.

Not true, sir. The other is was an Igbo party held in my state. Although, I still prefer Yoruba party because they don't discriminate when they dish out food, unlike Igbos who would show off first before attending to people.
http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/05/check-out-all-money-sprayed-on-this.html?m=1

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Braintouch(m): 5:31pm On Jun 25, 2016

Agunnewi:
I vote Ivyy

NLJEGA

Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by Braintouch(m): 5:30pm On Jun 25, 2016

I vote for Mimzy.
Cc: NLJega

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Semi-final by Braintouch(m): 1:17pm On Jun 22, 2016

Mimzy
Ivyy
MissGdope

Cc NLJega

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Braintouch(m): 11:10am On Jun 21, 2016

I vote for Mimzy and Ivyy.
Cc: NLJega

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 1 by Braintouch(m): 12:29pm On Jun 20, 2016

I vote
Mimzy
Ivvy
Cc NLJega

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Romance › Re: An Interview With Ivvy, Lanicky And ChubbyT by Braintouch(m): 7:50pm On Jun 15, 2016

N1one:
Guy I'm busy here at work, you no sabi my number again

You taking this thing far bro and fuccking hate threats.

Nobody is threatening you. Come Whatsapp.

Romance › Re: An Interview With Ivvy, Lanicky And ChubbyT by Braintouch(m): 7:13pm On Jun 15, 2016

N1one, please warn your team to quit the dirty mind game they've been playing. You know I wouldn't take it lightly if not for you. Peace.

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Romance › Re: Photos: My Top 5 Celebrities Crush! by Braintouch(m): 6:25pm On Jun 12, 2016

Your crush, your personal problem. Stop calling the mods.

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