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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 5:16pm On Sep 01, 2015
softapples:
is been foolish ur profession or u inherited it?
Lamer than lame. Just get wise, son. You don't even know how to troll. I blame those giving you audience. You're always silly
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 4:56pm On Sep 01, 2015
softapples:
who is this premature bastard?
Still suffering the same identity crisis, eh? grin Will you ever change? Yeye boy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 4:42pm On Sep 01, 2015
Everything has changed so far, everybody too. Except Angelmarves aka Softapples. He's still the idiot he used to be grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 4:29pm On Sep 01, 2015
So these "girls" here are actually boys? Especially that useless Nneka. grin grin grin Wonderful
HealthRe: Why The Vagina May Itch by Braintouch(m): 4:21pm On Sep 01, 2015
VickyRotex:
May Day! May Day!! May Day!!!

Braintouch here. angry Reset to factory defaults angry angry
undecided undecided
CelebritiesRe: Obasanjo Is My Father-In-Law - Tonto Dikeh by Braintouch(m): 5:59pm On Aug 10, 2015
And the good girls would stay in church overnight doing night vigil. God will help you
Christianity EtcRe: 'white Garment' Prophet Dies While Having Sex With Church Member's Wife by Braintouch(m): 4:20pm On Aug 10, 2015
Why, the anointing left his waist or what huh
PoliticsRe: See This Photo Of President Buhari And The Hilarious Caption by Braintouch(m): 7:02pm On Aug 03, 2015
People would always twist things to suit their dead sense of humour
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 6:59pm On Aug 03, 2015
Boxer007:
Boo Boo, l my wish is to get you pregnant through your annnus. Boo Boo are you man enough to put this into practice before the 2nd of next month?
Idiot! Do men get pregnant? I don't why the mods grant gay trolls like you the liberty to chat with straight people undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 5:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
This t- t -to-t- toto -to thr- thre- thread don open again? Damn! I wish I can stop stammering
Foreign AffairsRe: 3 Girls Scam ISIS On Social Media, Get $3,300 From Them by Braintouch(m): 2:35pm On Jul 30, 2015
Good news to our olosho and wayward babes. You can scam Shekau and his h0rny disciples too grin
RomanceRe: How I Intentionally Played A Fast Game On A Lady by Braintouch(m): 11:39pm On Jul 24, 2015
snowDiva:
Lol...just be ready when the "friend" decides she has had enough of you and decides to move on to your friend... kiss


I wonder how some girls think ... undecided



@op...if you felt you were in the right...y dint you and the "friend" come on out and tell her you both were interested in each otherhuh I wonder how some of y"all think...if it was the other way round I am very sure this same dude's hailing the op would have called down thunder on the girl and saying stuffs like "shovels ain't loyal"...smh


Thank God that I have Him in my life...He's all I need wink

I"m out...
You're wrong. It's not a question of massaging the male ego, it's all about justice
RomanceRe: How I Intentionally Played A Fast Game On A Lady by Braintouch(m): 11:08pm On Jul 24, 2015
JideJamez:
Nice move....... Better.... Some foolish ladies preferred to be raped and make u feels like a criminal.... Imagine a lady telling me she not doing again after she willingly removed her pant.... Police shld try and investigate all raping cases very well
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Most hilarious comment on this thread! Hahahaha!

RomanceRe: How I Intentionally Played A Fast Game On A Lady by Braintouch(m): 11:05pm On Jul 24, 2015
firstolalekan:

You are nothing but a silly fat fart fùck senseless goat.

So you can't date a a girl without wanting to fùck her?
Is sex foodhuh
I just pray all your sisters too get fùcked and jilted the way you've become doing to other girls
Who jilted who? Are you sure you read the story very well? Would you call that a relationship?
RomanceRe: How I Intentionally Played A Fast Game On A Lady by Braintouch(m): 11:03pm On Jul 24, 2015
imsuboi:
[size=20pt] go get a lawyer grin grin [/size]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: How I Intentionally Played A Fast Game On A Lady by Braintouch(m): 10:54pm On Jul 24, 2015
cococandy:
So in other words, you're a hunny niggur willing to put your p3nis in any available hole.
Good for her that she didn't agree to it.
Your goal from the beginning was to get in her pants. I doubt you wanted anything serious.

Now that you've entered this one, it's time to move onto another I guess.

And all these boys are hailing your promiscuity.
All of una Na the same.
Does the Op story remind you of your own personal experience with a guy you tried to fool?
RomanceRe: How I Intentionally Played A Fast Game On A Lady by Braintouch(m): 10:46pm On Jul 24, 2015
[size=15pt]There's something funny about this thread. No single girl commented on the first page. Not even Introvert. Why? [/size]
RomanceRe: When She Removes Her Shoes And You See This Kind Of Toes ( PHOTO) by Braintouch(m): 10:34pm On Jul 24, 2015
Me na breastss and yansh and the toto size I dey first consider jare cool
Mtcheew! Na toes I wan fu-ck?
RomanceRe: When She Removes Her Shoes And You See This Kind Of Toes ( PHOTO) by Braintouch(m): 10:32pm On Jul 24, 2015
Mznaett:
(Dnt blame me o)

As a lady I have dz naughty habit of stiring @other ladies body e.g their legs,hands,nose etc. And if I noticed you have dz type of feet mehn na run away tinz o no vex
Why would you run? I don't understand. Or are you a lesbian? undecided
RomanceRe: Woman Claims She's Been Delivered From Lesbianism..now A Beauty Queen (photos) by Braintouch(m): 4:10pm On Jul 24, 2015
Good news. There's still hope for the lesbians on Nairaland too
RomanceRe: My Wife Saved My Mum's Number On Her Phone As 'old Witch' by Braintouch(m): 4:06pm On Jul 24, 2015
Surulere2:
I dialed my mother's number on my wife's phone and found out she saved it as 'old witch". Granted my mother has her attitude but is it fair to save her name like that? I am thinking of creating a storm because I am really upset.

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/07/dear-lib-readers-my-wife-saved-my-mums.html

lalasticlala ishilove
Divorce her undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 4:04pm On Jul 24, 2015
whitewitch:
darkenedrebel while u were gone, u need to c d insults dharay99 and funlord gave u. it was so tearful, pls do engage them tonight by 9PM, im going to be the referee. i will give ishil0ve hot sex so she will fall asleep nd wnt b here.
You never still get sense abi?
Forum GamesRe: Tag And Ask by Braintouch(m): 3:40pm On Jul 24, 2015
asumo12:
braintouch huh





undecided undecided undecided
angry angry angry
RomanceRe: Love And Language Barrier by Braintouch(m): 5:50pm On Jul 18, 2015
Go take a French class then. But I think what she was saying is 'Oui' which is the same thing as 'Yes'.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 2:41pm On Jul 16, 2015
booqee:
Yeah you're right, and i'm equally right too. angry There are so many ways to explain the relationship in a family tree.. so many. But hey, i was going by her analogy..actually i was trying to correct her. she said the mother of mark is the son of Mark's grandmother. A mother cannot be a son, because of course a mother is a female not male.

cheesy
You deliberately separated the name. I understand you now grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 2:10pm On Jul 16, 2015
booqee:
No that's wrong. the mother of mark is the daughter of mark's grandmother..not the son.

A mother cannot be a son na.. u dig?
Wrong! Mark's mother is the grandmother of Mark's son.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 1:58pm On Jul 16, 2015
dharay99:
#sips juice#
Uuuuuuhhhh....0ya lets go diaaaaaa.... cool


[b]I tut u were a bad-àss, now I'm wrong...see yhur blunders.
Who eva payed ⁴ur skul-fees till ds moment should b
thrown behind bars.!

Ur English is so whack...my phone keypad changed itself to Arabic style.!


ßastardized homeless imp takinq intense refuge in a vaccary.!
Lol...u should b livinq wid horses in d stable.

Uonne belond ²d human race...why don't yhu fuçkinq come up wid
ur main account & let's slug it out...
Paralyzed Çardiac Tadpole.

#plzzz quote mi baq#
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 1:42pm On Jul 16, 2015
dharay99:
deactivate? Lol n0w I av an idea of who d fuçk yhu are.

A wyl ago, ds bastard-low breedinq píglet was crying, rantinq wit false allegations
against mi.


Now u foolishly tired of daht & ur next step is to cook up fake stories.
A real fake-àss yhu are & im gonna make sure i implant
a working brain in ur cracked skull.

ßitch-ass niqqa, u ain't my size...yhu daaamn too low.
U gorgeously stupíd, confidently foolísh, amazinqly dumb...progressively daft...0h yeah i said so.

Die i say motherfuçker...!


Ohk av ds, [b]"The distance btw yhu & commonsense is farther dan
d distance btw d Sun & Pluto." grin

Yhur level of decorated insanity is so alarming ²d extent
monkeys joined d vigil specially dedicated ⁴ur fuçkinq salvation.


#lets do ds goat.#
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 1:30pm On Jul 16, 2015
dharay99:
Cow,
n0w i see yhu getting weak...why d short lame lines....


Wah happened to d long note, u fuçking think i wasnt prepared 4yhu.?
I will lecture yhu like i did ²ur fellow dumbos.

& afta dismantling ur existence, I will rare yhu alongside my
goats in d farm yard.! How abt dat... smiley

[b]Yhur level of stupidi†y is daaamn so unique, it couldn't b pirated,
I see its an uncensored gift f0m ur reprehensive Extended Family.

U soon will b chained down, yhu shouldn't b living wid ppl,
Yhur home should b a fuçkinq STABLE.

Exclusive Blind dolt seeking attention wid an alternate account.
May u perish b⁴ sunset Píggy.

I neva knew yhu were ds enormously gifted wid abundant
foolishness,


I bet ds redundant-goblin uses body-spray b4 taking pictures.! grin grin
Cut me some slacks & save ur bullshiiii† in ur 128mb memory card.
##plz quote me baq##
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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Braintouch(m): 10:32am On Jul 16, 2015
whitewitch:
ure syniphicholosis idrocatice of a suyayang barometa.
Your parents have the right to ask for reimbursement of every single fee they paid to put ur ass in school
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Sends Anyaoku To Beg President Buhari Not To Probe Him- SaharaReporters by Braintouch(m): 10:29am On Jul 16, 2015
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