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This thread died the very day it was moved from Romance to Dating and Meeting.

If na so doctors dey fine I go dey sick every time

prettythicksme:
Stop exposing us op anyway i do wat i love to do

You mean you're jobless? No offense

Dayuum!

You want to see someone's face but you're hiding yours?

He's a troll, a clown and everything horrible, but you can't just ignore his comments or avoid posting in his threads. By God's grace, this is the fourth-almost-fifth page of one of his useless threads. I just wonder who is the joker now

Cowardice is when a bingo hides behind his laptop and roar like a lion

ishiamu:
am here

Guy, this ur name eh. Ishi amu

omoelesa:
Have u heard of, radio kudirat?

Radio Braintouch on the way. Just watch!

They should refund our money, biko What kind of movie is this. So tay na boss come dey find actor

Glock8:

People ticket money don waste

Msheew! The film self no sweet. The actors dem no fit kill the boss

Glock8:
U don read the gist?

Yes o, it's becoming clear now

kr0ne:
Elb##d, how far?

Glock8:
Seems so..
Or maybe dem wan taste the tomatoes too

I wonder o. The thing self no get head

Glock8:
I just don't understand..
The rap section mod sef was running up and down like koroepon..
You don miss mehnn..

Drama full NL na. But the last thing I'd ever do is bash my fellow over woman matter. Abi the Coogar fck their girlfriends join?

kr0ne:
Something tells me that Babe3 is prolly snoozing on Coogar's bed right now after getting knocked out in a sweaty, 30-minute BEDmington exercise...and niggas are here bashing one another over nothing.

Lmao! Koronickle

Glock8:
One gal accused a guy of chopping her tomatoes and money..
Other guys wan suya the guy man..The whole thing no make sense..

I go tell u better on sapp..

Lol! So how is their business? How many people dem call when dem dey 'share' the kpomo indoors? People sef sabi carry other people matter for head. Rubbish

Even the topic is written in unclear letters. Wetin this pple dey talk self?

Glock8:
U dey follow this drama?

No. Yarn me na, wetin happen?

Glock8:
Hmmm..
This shiit is personal to u abi.. it's not about babe3..
I dey watch u in 3D..

Where the hell Is Braintouch..

Guy, how far?

BUTCHCASSIDY:
That he was actually alive and didnt gag to death after taking a whiff is surprising

Baseless points. How does having a flair for art amount to being gay?

danbrowndmf:
you have a point sha.
But why did u say so?

Because she would never have time for you. She's psychologically married to Nairaland

goodfornothing:
This is no joke at all. As long as she's no longer a virgin and up to 20 years of age and with no child, she must have had at least one abortion. Fvck religion and moderate dressing, none of these girls is a saint. Including my sisters. There's an abortion clinic close to where I live. Words can't explain what my eyes have seen. Some are even as young as 15. Guys, we're not safe. And I dare any girl to challenge this!

You don't just generalise a notion based on what you perceive. Follow facts. The world is quite bigger than "where you live."

Wooing a girl addicted to Nairaland must be the costliest mistake a guy can make

Chai!!

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philfrey08:
Mr Man pack well you need fixing.... braintouch

Sandra Achum aka ''Why Me.'' Always crying in movies