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scentmarlc:
Lagunna, yu don turn automatically be member of our board of director straight.

Braintouch wetin make we name our company nah.

"Campaign Consults Limited" fine?

Anyone, oga. But me I support this new school of thought 100%. Even if I come here to campaign na because I feel like, not because somebody dey compel me

lagunna1:
Buhahaha

As in mehnnn.. babe dey somewhere dey lick lollipop. . Guys dey here dey break bottles.. Chaii..
Your brain don dey touch the right current tonight

Always brain touch, bros but na the koko I yarn so. If u call me say make I come assist u campaign for one chika wey u dey reason her market, I go do am effortlessly because na maybe the only love wey I fit show u be dat based on paddy levels. Otherwise, wetin person wan gain from these girls wey dey care for only dem sef

lagunna1:
Correct talk

I just peep one interview room come see where bobos dey misbehave, de curse dem lives because of online girls wey dem never meet. I come imagine say these babes fit carry prick for mouth dey watch dem like mumu. Kai!

Kanyol:
Is this revolution?

Call it anything u like
I've seen guys at loggerheads over this Miss Nairaland brouhaha and I think it's not cool. Coz as e see me so, I can only fight for a gal who dates ONLY me. Brothers come dey act like enemies, insulting each other over girls they've not seen. E no suppose be like dat na, make u sef think am

scentmarlc:
But we go need to recruit some chronic crooks like goshikid,stephenqueen, sweetsoup etc. All of dem be specialist for one crime or the other oooo. We need their services. Once we float our company, we go open our office(thread) for bussiness. Negotiation go start in full gear. Any contestant wey know say she want correct 24/7 campaign, make she ready to invest shikini 'something' tooo.........afterall una no gee us out of the 10,000. Abi i lie?

True. E be like say na pay before service naim sure pass, unless the aspirant is ur personal girlfriend, and I mean outside Nairaland
Cc:
Krone
Lagunna1
Kanyol
Goshikid
Orijin101 etc
Make una come put mouth for this matter joor

scentmarlc:
Ahhh brother thank God for "african iba mixture" wey clear our eyes oooo. Make we sef join body togeda form our campaign company. Any contestant wey need our support must to quote us 10 times, comment for our matter 10 times, must laugh to our jokes even if e no funny, must call us SIR.....example SIR BRAINTOUCH, SIR SCENTMARLC.....shey d thing no sweet yur belle like dat?

Na so e suppose be. We decide for them henceforth! They can only decide for us when they're ready to render us some "home service" for the cold weather nothing goes for nothing

On a more serious note, it's time for girls to stand up for themselves. I see more male campaigners on this business than females. When it's time for Mr Nairaland, na still men go stand for fellow men. Girls own na to blow online kiss and smile, while probably going the second round of hot sex with their boyfriends and sugar daddies. Guys, abeg make we dey campaign with sense jare. All this online bashing for the sake of girl wey u no see don too much. Peace

scentmarlc:
My brother, if i no help adeh who will?

I don try for twaci make oga orijin101 loud im own speaker too small.

Life is too short to campaign for just one person.
And my chances for "shukushuku" with adey pure pass twaci. You know say twaci get plenrry bobo's

I'm telling u, I don take style think this thing o, so we're both...er..guilty of sharing similar thought, if that's what u'd call it. I dey imagine L.urlah dey bang with her bf while I dey here dey waste my time and and megabytes which are equal to money, and in the end na 'thank u' or a kiss smiley I go get. God punish devil! I no take dis thing serious again jo

ghost1718:
bro. U lie.:

which day messi add??

Go to their Wikipedia accounts and find out. I'm not lying

scentmarlc:
Brother i tell you. I dey resume campaign by 7am to 11pm. By d time i go say make i close ma eyes unto say i wan sleep, e go be like say somebody dey use nepa pole dey shook am make e no close.

If i try say make i turn for bed, my neck go stiff like say i use super glue bath. To shit na im worse pass.....sinx i start campaign, my shiit dey always hard. Since i no dey rest, my liver sef no dey grind my shiit well well again.

If i con manage sleep, my brothe na "twaci for miss nairaland i dey shout oooooooooo" . Cheii, my mama sef don already call our family doctor, she tink say i don dey take weed.

Brother, if yu love yurself, take am softly ooooo because in the morning wen i dey dust my fone, dey tek style prepare for campaign, na im i see twaci and subbied dey hug each oda dey go inside silverbird galleria. Yu tink say dem wan go buy credit give us? Mmba, dose girls dey go flex their boyfriend's money nii oooo. Even lurlah wey no dey shayoo before don dey cut green bottle nao.

So my brother, softly oooo or else, you go dey hospital wen dem go announce d winner.

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Hahaha! Did I read u say Adeh? Don't just tell me you're porting

Beauty and the Beast

Are they tired already? Hmm

ab4real15:
You dis Bastard son of a christian demon and product of a filthy sperm.

Ur mom should have drank otapiapia when the abortion pills she took didn't work. Now see how u constitute a nuisance in a public forum. You're lucky it's just Nairaland. Right now I'd have had u talking with ur mouth on the floor. Useless Boko Haram sympathizer like u. U will die by a stray bullet

ab4real15:
who invented bomb and other weapons christians.

Shut up, dumb brain! There's no where in the world that u'd mention terrorism without Islam in it. Useless pig!

richidinho:
L

richidinho:
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richidinho:
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richidinho:
JK

richidinho:
L

Please stop sperming the thread!

Nonseiiinze!
Just vote Lurlah2014 for Miss NL 2015

lanicky:
[size=32pt]The name Laurel means...An emblem OF victory OR mark OF honor IN classical times[/size]

[size=32pt]VOTE WISELY...VOTE MZLAUREL FOR MISS NAIRALAND[/size]
;D8)

Babe, I admire your back side. Why didn't u contest?

Fuel don dey finish? These girls would sit down and cross their legs at home, or probably be having a bang with their boyfriends, and niggas will stay online hustling for them


Team LurLah2014 though

ab4real15:
Bastard christianity is evil.

But Islam is the [size=68pt]bomb![/size]

ab4real15:
Ode oshi.

Fool! Islam are bad

Buhari bestman's wives in action

Ishilove, this should have been in the music section not celebrities. Smh

Aminat508:
uncle

Yes, ma. CAN I HELP YOU?




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asumo12:
[s]oh! sorry thought he was campaigning for u i don see say em brain get touch







meanwhile keep

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You can't win a master in his own game...don't even dare

MrCork:
..^^^^^WHAT IN THA NAME OF MR CORK RIS THIS?? (no ofeeennse)

Lurlah2014. Your next Miss Nairaland

asumo12:

Vote Lurlah2014, she's the only one I see
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I agree with u

asumo12:
I've never seen a girl as pretty and intelligent as Lurla[img]h2014!





Please throw Subbied or whatever they call her in the lagoon and vote Lurlah2014

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You're right, bro!

asumo12:
i voted her 2014

and this is 2015 bro


subbied owns my vote

#VOTENOTFIGHT








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