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Foreign AffairsRe: Photos From Ongoing Kenya Tax Protests by brainycaleb(m): 12:26pm On Jun 26, 2024
Seunpapa65:
No put body now u don carry twins for head grin grin
looks like Pẹpẹ the frog🐸
CrimeRe: Student Hacked Dad’s Account, Stole ₦25M To Play Bet9ja — UNILORIN Counsellor by brainycaleb(m): 1:41pm On Jun 17, 2024
This is why proper education is important what the child did can't be termed as "Hacking", he simply stole his father's money because he has all the information at his disposal to withdraw whatever he wants.

Hacking involves a lot more than running copied scripts but most people don't even understand Jack!
PoliticsRe: Local Refining May Crash Petrol Price To N300/Litre – Modular Refineries by brainycaleb(m): 4:53pm On Jun 10, 2024
Shebi na so dem talk before say if dem invest in agriculture, the price of rice would drop substantially? They did but rice still cannot be afforded by the common man, only eaten by Nigerians who who's sources of income are questionable😎
CrimeRe: Hunter Shoots Colleague Dead In Ogun Forest After 'Mistaken Him For A Deer' by brainycaleb(m): 10:21pm On Jun 03, 2024
eliwa47:
It is more of Spiritual than Physical undecided.
Rest in peace to the dead.
Everyone who commented before you had the lights turned off up in their heads before commenting!

It's truly more spiritual than physical.
BusinessRe: What Happened To E-naira by brainycaleb(m): 4:09pm On May 20, 2024
Ttipsy:
Very soon you will still ask about coastal highway

Ass holes
This guy is a prophet!
PoliticsRe: ‘Nigeria Doesn’t Deserve Royal Visit,’ UK Journalists Slam Harry & Meghan by brainycaleb(m): 5:32pm On May 19, 2024
Alright, Bleep Kevin O’Sullivan, Bleep Prince Harry or Hillary or whatever his name is, Bleep Meghan, Bleep the fucking King of England, Bleep his mother the fucking Dead Former Queen of England, Bleep the current prime minister of Britain, Bleep the current president of Nigeria Tinubu, Bleep everyone that believed that this royal visit was of any benefit to Nigeria and Bleep everyone who welcomed them.

We need to start fixing our country so as not to let cheap shits like Kevin O’Sullivan whom I've never heard of until now, talk bad at us Great People of Nigeria and our Country Nigeria.
CelebritiesRe: See The "Ratel" Tattoo Verydarkman Got That Got People Taking (video, Picture) by brainycaleb(m): 5:13pm On May 19, 2024
This animal VDM tattooed on his body resonates his situation and lifestyle! The honey badger isn't the strongest animal alive, but the bravest! It preys on Snakes and even lions don't dare it! Snake venom can't harm him.

Now take his (VDM) stance versus everyone he's brought to justice or rather, put in their place, you'd see that the animal he chose is the exact same replica of his personality and trait! Small but mighty!
CultureRe: Are These Nigerian Languages Still Important To Learn? by brainycaleb(m): 11:53am On Apr 06, 2024
How many times do we need to call the mods to take a topic like this to FPhuh Isn't it worthy enoughhuh
PhonesRe: Secure Your Tecno Camon 30 Device With Easybuy’s Exclusive Pre-order Offer by brainycaleb(m): 11:42am On Apr 06, 2024
I don't like the camera bump and I can't use this kind of device even for a few minutes, not unless it's the last option
FoodRe: I just received my own Share of palliatives from Kebbi state Government by brainycaleb(m): 4:47pm On Mar 27, 2024
So tell me, is palliative the reason why you voted this government?
HealthRe: Stomach Problems (urgent Help) by brainycaleb(op): 11:00pm On Mar 12, 2024
samask64:
Thanks brother
Have been trying to reach you on that number both on Whatsapp and calls
I can't find the number on Whatsapp and when I called it was picked my an aboki
Please can you check the number sir
Sorry, I made a mistake, it's

0813 974 5050
PhonesRe: Samsung Official Thread by brainycaleb(m): 3:00am On Feb 29, 2024
grudges:
Some one want to sell me screen guard for 10,000 for samsung galaxy note 20 ultra, is it true there is screen guard of that amount or he want to dupe me
I use a Note 20 Ultra and Yes, the screen guard is about 14k. For 10k I wouldn't think twice about buying it, I'd pay right away.
PhonesRe: Samsung Official Thread by brainycaleb(m): 2:57am On Feb 29, 2024
FuckingNaira:
Gm to you all

Please, how do i log out from samsung account on s9+

The samsung account which is there before is not mine and if i want to use it, it will refer me to put in my samsung account and if i want to log it off entirely it will send OTP to former email which is there before

I have done setting reset yet no improvement

And if i want to use the 'secure folder' it will refer me to login on my samsung account

How do i successfully remove it

Your suggestion will be appreciated

Thanks.
Login your Gmail account to the Samsung phone, make sure your Gmail account appears in the "Manage Accounts" section, power off your device, boot to recovery and factory reset it via recovery, you will be able to login with your Gmail once it boot's and it won't be attached to any samsung account until you add your own.

HealthRe: My Son Looks Like 7up's Fido Dido, Help!!!! by brainycaleb(m): 2:24am On Feb 29, 2024
Yampotatocarrot:
It's a grinded mixture of soybeans, maize, millet, crayfish, groundnut and some other grains... It's common in the North

Na for people wey wan fat... You can check children wards of any general Hospital around you... I used to buy it at the children ward of General Hospital, Lafia... Although now, my sister prepares it and waybills to me

If you no wan fat, no take am o... The thing be like booster, you go just dey fat, that kind well rounded, healthy fat
It works for babies and children up to age 5, the child is a very active on and it won't work I know of a skinny supervisor who's almost 6"5 and has been consuming this Tom brown since his university days almost 7 years ago, the guy is still letter "I". He recently just got married and is now slowly adding flesh cheesy cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: My Son Looks Like 7up's Fido Dido, Help!!!! by brainycaleb(m): 2:18am On Feb 29, 2024
Ezemeiyogu:
2.Secretly into drugs
3.underlying ailment
shocked shocked shocked
Bros... are you for realhuh For a 12 year oldhuh Drugshuh
HealthRe: My Son Looks Like 7up's Fido Dido, Help!!!! by brainycaleb(m): 2:15am On Feb 29, 2024
The father is being selfish, having read the entire article he just wrote, I can deduce that he's only worried about what people would say about him and not about the boy(he mentioned that the boy also eats a lot) and this affirms that people would be saying under their breathe that he is too broke to afford proper meals for the boy and that's the reason the boy is so thin and to add salt to injury, he has only one child to cater for and he can't do it properly! See how lanky the child is!


According to body types, most tall individuals were fat as children, skinny during transition from childhood to teenage years and as a male child, it's hard to gain weight until after about age 22 to 25 years and when approaching 30, they now begin to add more weight to balance up. Its not a rule but...


Just let the child develop at his biological pace. As a boy, he would eat more and you would spend more money in that aspect but he will gain weight later, there are more pressing matters in the country right now, just leave your boy alone!

P.S- please don't ever confront your child about this issue and immediately attack anyone who confronts him about it, even if they're joking! Let him have a sense of safety and security in you.
HealthRe: Stomach Problems (urgent Help) by brainycaleb(op): 4:18pm On Feb 28, 2024
Johnwrite:
Me am having gas in my bowel system
Watch the food you eat and take note of the ones that causes your bloating.
HealthRe: Stomach Problems (urgent Help) by brainycaleb(op): 4:12pm On Feb 28, 2024
samask64:
Good afternoon brother
Please Im experiencing similar thing now
Please how did you treat it
I'll appreciate your quick response
Sorry for the late reply bro, this happened to me in 2017 and the problem was Stomach Ulcer.

I'm finally rid of it now by following a prescribed regime of orthodox medicines. Herbal medicines didn't work for me then.

I wouldn't want to post the prescription here but if you message me on WhatsApp, I will send you the prescription for free. 08139745040. It wasn't expensive when I bought the medicines then but I font really know how much it would cost in your local pharmacy but you will have to buy it.


Just tell me you're from Nairaland. And once I get your WhatsApp message, I'll come back here and edit this reply removing my contact details
FamilyRe: My 13 Years Old Has Become Terrible! I Want To Send Her Back To Nigeria by brainycaleb(m): 2:56pm On Feb 27, 2024
This is a perfect case of "A child raising another child".

I don't need to lecture you on the piling negative consequences of sending your Daughter back to Nigeria, that action on your part would be likened to decapitation your very own head (worse, its a girl child).

Age 13 is the very first year of teenage hood and your daughter is simply reacting to the rushing emotions and complete imbalance of her entire existence and it is at this point that you need to become much closer to her and help her navigate the hurdles of her experience with physical body changes, emotional, psychological and mental changes.

She is trying to put 2+2 together and neither you nor your wife is sensible enough to help her through, you feel because you've finally taken her out of Nigeria for a few years it makes you think you've done her a huge favour! I'm sorry to say that it's stupid of you to think like that. Do you have any remembrance of how your early teenage years felt like? Like being trapped in a body that's not your own? That's pretty much how your daughter feels like right now.

I don't have much to say but If you make the mistake of returning her to Nigeria as Punishment, with all these sufferings we're going through right now thinking that a particular set of your stupid family members would have the time and effort to help you do your job of raising your own daughter for you while you send them some small amount of dollars every once in a while for her upkeep(an upkeep which they may carry out as they wish), then understand that you have lost your daughter completely. She may just be angry for a while but once she clocks 25 to 30 years, she will see your mistakes of bad parenting and will hate you for it.

Oh Lest I forget, your other kids who aren't 13 right now and haven't began experiencing pubescent changes, what guarantees do you offer that you won't throw them back to Nigeria too when they begin to falter along their development rails?


A word is enough for the wise. And I'm sorry if I turned out harsh in the last two paragraph but it's life bro...
RomanceRe: Broken Up With My Nigerian Boyfriend by brainycaleb(m): 4:08pm On Jan 09, 2024
tochez24:
Finishing it under 2 minutes without comprehending it is of no value my brother⚠️

First of all, I never made a case for all Nigerians in my comment.... I said 95% of Nigerians which means you could be an exception of the remaining 5%

Secondly, i didn't say NIGERIANS or myself don't like reading, i said we don't like reading long stories that are not useful to us or that don't involve money.

But instead of comprehending my points like a supposed literate, you dived my comment like a hungry lion looking for a bush meat, simply because you want to be noticed, and we all know who come be illiterate now😀😀

Oshey🙌🏽.... i don see you oga medicine and surge abroad based😅😅😅

I'm just pitying your patients because your type fit dey forget needles and razor for person body 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Bro... just shut up in Jesus name!.
PhonesRe: Uk Used Iphone 7, 6s & 6 SOLD by brainycaleb(m): 3:15am On Dec 22, 2023
Still available.?
PhonesRe: Samsung S8, S8+, S9 And S9+ Original Screens For Sale( Wholesale Price) by brainycaleb(m): 12:58am On Dec 22, 2023
S8+ screen and back glass black colour how much bro?
HealthRe: Lady Commits Suicide Hours After Her Boyfriend's Death In Adamawa by brainycaleb(m):
I read and understand that most people here are unecessarily being insensitive to an issue as sensitive as unaliving!

It could either be caused by their lack of empathy or the absence of love and care in their personal life.

If you've ever loved someone deeply, no action is off the table for you as it would feel worthwhile to do anything and everything for your loved one!

This is why it is very important to have a mature confidant to seek advice from because
Love and common sense don't mix.


May the soul of the deceased find her loved on on the other side and rest in peace.

****Modified****
This kind of situation is more rampant among family members, compared to people in a relationship and this is the reason why people who have just recently lost a loved one are never left alone under any circumstance because they are 99% liable to cause gravely harm to themselves.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Law On Overtaking Police Convoy? Was I Wrong? by brainycaleb(m): 10:43am On Dec 14, 2023
Kelvin30286063:
but I'm still confused on how I was wrong. The road was straight, long, clear of incoming vehicles and I flashed and horned.
That your baby's presence in the car was the only reason you and the other occupants of the car weren't killed and branded criminals
And you're still confused on how silly you acted? In a country where the laws are for the poor and powerless.

It's an unspoken rule and a security bye law to NEVER overtake a security convoy!
(it's a form of attack and breach of movement)
.Thank God it wasn't a Customs/Immigration convoy(those trigger happy guys could spray your vehicle into fire before they discover your baby)
Nairaland GeneralRe: Tall People How Do You Survive by brainycaleb(m): 6:59am On Dec 09, 2023
Postinor:
I am 6'3 in height and I am 19 yrs of age. I usually feel too tall when I walk around my age mates and what makes me feel insecure the most is when people start saying that I am long.

Tall people out there, how do you survive? I also hate it when people stare at my height when I am walking in the street because I am the kind of person that likes being conspicuous and unseen.

At times I just wish I wasn't so tall, so I would like to know at what age does one stop growing in height?
Being tall, obstructed my option of friendship. I'm a 6.4" Adult male with a nice body physique. Growing up, my friends wouldn't want to be seen around me because in their words, ''my height makes them feel like children!'' I felt hurt anyway but I soon learnt to be a Lone wolf and I did some body building for a while and my physique became chiselled!

Nowadays, I don't have problem with making friends, especially girls! Of all shapes and sizes want to be my friend or want something more!

Guys don't have problems associating with me too because they want to be friends with a tall smart guy too.

But I avoid lonely roads in the evening because people still fear my physique when I move, especially women.

Bottom line is this, there's a love/hate relationship from average, normal and short height people towards Tall people. Build your body and enjoy the attraction for life!
HealthRe: 143,990 Nigerian Doctors, Others Moved To UK In Nine Months – Group by brainycaleb(m): 6:20pm On Nov 26, 2023
143,990 Medical Doctors from Nigeria equates to 4,000 Medical Doctors of international Standard per each state in Nigeria!

Now, imagine the resources needed to produce just one of these class of Doctors?

Seriously, Nigerian Government needs to be held responsible by the masses!
PoliticsRe: Oyo Muslims Protest In Solidarity Rally With Palestinians by brainycaleb(m): 2:23am On Nov 06, 2023
Beautiful feathers!

They didn't protest bad governance and the failing economy in Nigeriaand even the alarming unemployment and poverty rate, they're concerned about Palestine who has never given two f☆☆ks about us!
BusinessRe: Who Is Your Role Model In Life? by brainycaleb(m): 2:12am On Nov 03, 2023
My role model in the business world is Samsung Corp!
Christianity EtcRe: Female Pastor Gives Ladies Tips On How To Attract A Spouse by brainycaleb(m): 9:16am On Nov 01, 2023
Ehhuh
PhonesRe: Itel Lists Apps And Features Of The A70 by brainycaleb(m): 9:00am On Nov 01, 2023
uuzba:
Octa core means 8 cores on the cpu.
That implies that if you use the phone and open 8 or more apps at the same time, the 8 cores of the CPU will be running each app fine without the phone slowing down, dragging or just freezing performance.
When companies first started making smart phones, mid 2000s, they didn't power them well. They didn't realise that typical user opens many apps at same time. And that slows phones down. So in these later years, that started adding more cores to the processor to handle this performance..
Don't say what you know nothing about! I read your post reeking of ignorance and I was irked! Go and do some Google searches and learn more about processors and tech.
PhonesRe: Itel Lists Apps And Features Of The A70 by brainycaleb(m): 8:57am On Nov 01, 2023
99thEnemy:
grin


grin

One guy called Jonathan Audu Ogwuche in Air Force Institute of Technology Kaduna was ready to loose his life to defend against his broken itel phone that has 16GB ROM and 1GB RAM when he was being robbed of it. grin grin grin grin
Recieved a few knife scratches for it before he finally let go with tears.
(They also took away the N800 shawarma he bought to go give a girl cry )

He cried and gnashed his teeth for over a week, chronic depression followed. grin

The guy should become the face of Itel grin grin grin


Itel is a priced and valuable possession to other people. Don't be quick to dismiss it. grin
Bro you savage! You even mentioned his name and location. Baba must truly be an itel fan boy!

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