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FamilyRe: How Children With Responsible Parents Suddenly Becoming Bad by brainycaleb(m): 6:00am On Apr 05, 2023
Children becoming different from their parents isn't uncommon. According to science, despite having the DNA of both parents coupled with their traits and feature characteristics, around 200 from each parents, making 400, they also have their own unique 400 genetic framework characteristics TOTALLY unrelated to either of both parents. Talking about the uniqueness of every living being on earth? You got it.
PoliticsRe: On The Current Tribalistic State Of The Country ( A Yoruba Youth’s Opinion) by brainycaleb(m): 5:13am On Mar 26, 2023
Corona22:
I supported Peter Obi because I wanted a breathe of fresh air , because Tinubu is obviously too old and physically unfit to withstand the rigors of being president. I’m not sure he can steer us in the right path in this ever evolving world as befits a country as great as Nigeria. He obviously belongs to an older generation and he doesn’t seem to have the capabilities to “converse” ( for the lack of a befitting word )with other world leaders of the world. That is my personal opinion that I’m entitled to, my constitutional right. I did not vote Obi because I’m Igbo or because I’m a Christian.
This third paragraph is the reason why every Nigerian youth and sensible seniors voted against Tinubu and Atiku.

I'm appalled to see the tribalistic demon awakened by the senselessness of some Nigerian elders, who decided to marr the image of a united Nigeria for selfish reasons.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Senator, Nyamu Karen, Kicked Out Of The Chambers For Indecent Dressing by brainycaleb(m): 6:27am On Feb 16, 2023
SugarGirl44:
Who dey bleed again?
Can't you read?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenyan Senator, Nyamu Karen, Kicked Out Of The Chambers For Indecent Dressing by brainycaleb(m): 8:02am On Feb 15, 2023
For a female leader, wearing a sleeveless shirt to the Chambers is apt stupid! If she dressed in her cultural attire, that's understandable, there are certain dresses for certain occasion.



As for the one who was bleeding during chamber meeting being sent out, she has no defense whatsoever! It's quite irresponsible of her as a leader to blurt out that it happens unexpectedly to people! She doesn't keep track of her body changes? Doesn't she have a consorthuh No extra supplies in her car?


Why are Kenyans disgracing us like this?
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Leads Road Walk For Tinubu, Other APC Candidates In Auchi (Video) by brainycaleb(m): 7:48am On Feb 09, 2023
derecho:
He should sweep the streets with the broom in his hands.

This is somebody who wasted 8years as governor, controlled the first 4years of Obaseki.

12years !!

Was even.APC National Chairman.


Yet he thinks Edo people are f.ools.
If you think he wasted a whooping 8 years as governor, then you must be a Gen-Z youth who didn't get facts right. Oshiomole was the best thing that happened to Edo state after the looting-spree eight year reign of Chief Lucky Nosawharu Igbinedion! Chief Lucky Igbinedion was a chronic looters who looted everything even to the Ọba's(Ọmọ N'ọba N'edo Ukwa Akpolokpolo, Oba Erediauwa) Federal allocation.

Oshiomole was the one who mapped out almost every street to be tarred completely in Benin City, from Uniben main gate to Ringroad to sapele Road to New Benin to Mission road and even aduwawa! He did all these during his first tenure, it was his second tenure he began to play the godfatherism card and started looting.

He worked before looting, that's manageable for us but not good. I have no problem with him but for him to still be shamelessly campaigning for APC and forgetting that he once stood for the salvation of the masses is my rancour. APC is not good news in Nigeria, let the duapoly of political parties crumble and give a smarter and well prepared man from another party a chance to show patriotism.


Oshiomole has forgotten.
FamilyRe: How My Brother Was Deceived Into Marrying An SS Lady by brainycaleb(m): 4:14am On Jan 24, 2023
A marriage based on a foundation of such a lie wouldn't last.

Reality wise, the brother would never be able to smile whenever he looks at his wife anymore, he'd develop short temper and go mad at every little thing she does from now on because that feeling of being cheated and taken for a fool will always come to play in his head.

One beautiful thing about "TRUTH" is that it never stay hidden for too long.
PhonesRe: Pictures From TECNO Phantom X2 Series Launch Event In Lagos by brainycaleb(m): 5:05pm On Jan 22, 2023
One of the primary cameras was made by Samsung though
CultureRe: Yorubas And Igbos Once Spoke The SAME Language - Evidence by brainycaleb(m): 6:14pm On Jan 15, 2023
Imagine writing "èjìká" as elbow! � � � When it means "shoulder"

The writer of the book is point daft! And I'm not sorry to say!

If he needed languages to compare similarities and trace parent language for, he should be comparing Yorụ̀bá and Itsekiri language, that would make more sense and drive home the point that fees paid for his education wasn't in vain!

Yorụ̀bá pelu Igbo lóhùn lóhùn! Haba!
CultureRe: The TRUTH Behind NIGERIA'S �� Role In GHANA �� Electricity Supply by brainycaleb(m): 5:44pm On Jan 15, 2023
Thumbs up for the nice educative video albeit, it wasn't engaging for my persona as you spent too much time beating around the Bush before caressing the point. And try to work more on presentation and time conservation, it would help your channel grow. Once again, great work, keep it up and keep improving.
CultureRe: Can Someone Help Write The Lyrics To This Yoruba Song? by brainycaleb(m): 4:59am On Jan 15, 2023
To the very best of my Yorụ̀bá writing skills and intonation help from Microsoft SwiftKey keyboard, don't read this lyrics alone. Read along with the song, it helps better.



Oba ajigi ma l'oba wa
Ọba ajigi má l'oba mi
Ọba owuro
Ọba aṣálẹ̀ ooo
Ọba osan ti òru ìwọ là ké pe
Ọ lágbára láyé àti lọ́run
Ọ bẹru l'áṣọ ọ l'eru mú kan
Yiba, yiba, bàbà mi eh
Gba orin mi

Tí ayé bá bí mi pé, kilo tí je
Má kọrin foluwa lọ ní ìfẹ́ mi
Ma la ẹnu ma kọrin mo yín o looo
Jésù, ọba mi



Oba ajigi ma l'oba wa
Ọba ajigi má l'oba tèmi
Ọba owuro
Ọba aṣálẹ̀ ooo
Ọba osan tó òru ìwọ là ké pe
Ọ lágbára láyé àti lọ́run
Ọ bẹru láṣọ ọ leru mú kan
Yiba, yiba, bàbà mi eh
Gba orin mi

Yiba, yiba, bàbà mi eh
Gba orin mi


Tí ayé ma bí mi pé.
Kilo tí je? Ma kọrin foluwa lo ni ifẹ mi
Má la enu ma kọrin mo yín o looo
Jésù ọba mi!
Car TalkRe: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by brainycaleb(m): 12:01am On Jan 03, 2023
Timagex:
I respected BMW more that day and I certainly feared women more! grin
Especially pregnant women driving on highways!
EducationAwkward New Rules And Regulations From The Polytechnic Ìbàdàn by brainycaleb(op): 1:40am On Jan 01, 2023
A few days ago, I stumbled across this WhatsApp post by a contact, here it is below.

"*The Polytechnics, Ibadan New* *Rules and Regulations* *and their penalty*

*INDECENT DRESSING/POSTURE. SANCTION*

1. *Multi Coloured Braid for females* . One (1) Semester suspension


2. *Coloured Hairstyles* . One (1) Semester suspension.


3. *Hair Braiding for Male.* Two (2) Semester suspension


4. *Dreadlocks* . One (1)
Semester suspension


5. *Spangled Hair Style for Male* . Two (2) Semester suspension


6. *Earring for Male/Cowries for Female* . One (1) Semester suspension

7. *Unconventional Wearing of Face Cop/ Fez Cap* . One (1) Semester suspension


8. *Tattered Jeans* . One (1) Semester suspension


9. *Micro/Mini Dress.* One (1) Semester suspension


10. *Crop Tops/Jump Tops* . One (1) Semester suspension


11. *Off Shoulder Clothes.* One (1) Semester suspension


12. *Backless Clothes* . One (1) Semester suspension


13. *Transparent Wears* . One (1) Semester suspension


14. *Bum Shorts* . One (1) Semester suspension

15 *.Nose, Mouth Eye Extra rings.* One (1) Semester suspension


16. *Sagging* . One (1) Semester suspension


17. *Tattoo* . One (1) Semester suspension

*OTHER SANCTIONABLE CONDUCTS*

1. *Intimate Open Embrace* (Hugging) One (1) Semester suspension


2. *Openly sitting on each other’s laps* (Opposites Sex) One (1) Semester suspension


3. Nursing Mothers/Pregnant Students residing in the Hostel. One (1) Semester suspension


4. *Bringing Babies to the Hostel/Classroom* . Ejection from the Hostel/Classroom One (1) Semester suspension

5. *Driving of tinted* vehicles by students into the campus. Impounding of Car One (1) Semester suspension.

If all higher institution can do the same thing our society will be okay""


The last paragraph got me angered! Now my question is, why do Nigerians love to make life hard for other Nigerians? And if this is a problem, why are they tackling the symptoms instead of the root cause of the problem?
RomanceRe: How Do I Save My Relationship by brainycaleb(m): 12:00am On Dec 18, 2022
What more can I sayhuh FTC and STC took the words right out of my head! OP, you're a simpleton bro... you no get any excuse at all, you're a simpleton!
FashionRe: Ladies That Wear Lashes, Be Careful Of The Glue (Photos) by brainycaleb(m): 11:12pm On Dec 12, 2022
Just negodu! T7000 glue that phone technicians use to glue screens, tailors also use it to attach stones and beads to clothes. Daughter of Eve is using it for eyelashes
PoliticsRe: Tinubu’s Public Blunders Are Minor Issues, Don’t Amplify Them – APC Campaign by brainycaleb(m): 5:58pm On Dec 03, 2022
diadem10:
Most are Proverbs which useless and senseless zombidient can't comprehend of course. While the ones that are blunders are only few which Tinubu always corrected btw.

For example:

Church rats is a Proverb

Poisoned communion is a Proverb.

Dead fish can't make a soup sweet is a Proverb.

Balabala bolobolo are Yoruba words which means gibberish/rubbish. For example, if someone says you did that job balabala bolobolo. It means you did a rubbish job. Tinubu was simply saying his town hall meeting is innovative and different from balabala bolobolo, meaning his town hall meeting is different from gibberish/rubbish.

And several others which are Yoruba Proverbs.

Blunders was when he first said PD before correcting it to APC. Tinubu has only made few blunders which he always corrected btw.

After all, Peter Obi made his own blunders with his "Nassarawa is a great country". Why aren't the hypocritic senseless zombidients crying over the blunders of their GCE graduate?
But bros, after defending all these nonsense, I know you know deep down inside of you, that this choice of yours will further plunge us down this rabbit hole. Let us all think collectively as a nation full of young people, devoid of tribal and religious sentiments, vote someone who has our prosperity in mind and leave the old man to go cater for his health!
FamilyRe: My Wife Hates My Step-Daughter. Please Help by brainycaleb(m): 2:53pm On Nov 30, 2022
OP, your wife is not worth it! Having thought it through, she isn't what she appear to be. Please divorce her, as her character towards your stepdaughter WILL NOT CHANGE! Soon she will also act like this towards your own biological children.
PhonesRe: What Are The Top 5 Most Used Apps On Your Smartphone? by brainycaleb(m): 8:51am On Nov 24, 2022
Call of duty
Jet audio
Whatsapp
Chrome
Telegram
PhonesRe: Reason I'm In Love With My Samsung S22 Ultra by brainycaleb(m): 8:34am On Nov 24, 2022
But you guys should stop lying, Samsung Health app does not count steps when you're in a vehicle or on a bike/cycle. My Midrange outdated Galaxy A71 4G running OneUi 4.1 has so many sensors to detect footsteps even different from shakes, how much more a FLAGSHIP S22 ULTRA! with all her flagship sensors and flagship rated and well built hardware, counting steps while inside a moving vehiclehuh

I use Shealth every day and I trek much sometimes. Maximum I get a whole day is 11,000 or 12,000 + steps whenever my device is on and with me. Plus I drive the Forklift from 7am till 7pm at work!

And from my experience and comparism with other health apps, Samsung Health detects and accurately counts steps better on samsung phones, compared to Google fit(Junk) or any other health app both on playstore and Applestore(of course I also periodically use Apple devices because my side hustle is phone repair)
BusinessRe: Send My Birthday Wishes Or Close My Account, Man Threaten His Bank (video) by brainycaleb(m): 8:37am On Sep 21, 2022
I must confess, having experienced this from my primary financial service provider for years in a row, I was thinking of closing my accounts in their bank and going to other providers. This thing hurts as much as a knife stab!
AgricultureRe: Pepper Farming: Can You Imagine The Extent Of Loss Due To Lack Of Storage? (Vide by brainycaleb(m): 1:36pm On Aug 29, 2022
Powersurge:
No. It's not! I wished we could discuss this under a more scholarly environment.
Please do make a thread and enlighten us! don't hide such knowledge. When you make the thread, it would be a sin not to let me know because I want to understand more on this topic.
CrimeRe: UNICAL Prof’s Son, 2 Others Stole And Sold N2 Million Engine For N30,000 (Pics) by brainycaleb(m): 10:26pm On Aug 25, 2022
Damidave1124:
Imagine a professor's stealing engine worth 2m and doesn't know the real value of what he stole. He's a disgrace to his erudite father. grin
bros, they were talking about the professor's son and not the professor! Next time, read and understand to know and not read to comment. Thank you.
AgricultureRe: Pepper Farming: Can You Imagine The Extent Of Loss Due To Lack Of Storage? (Vide by brainycaleb(m): 10:05pm On Aug 25, 2022
Powersurge:
2. Stone-age technology: we have useless
agricultural research institutes. There some variants of tomatoes in US that remain viable for 1-2 months without without preservation (genetic engineering).
Bros, genetic engineering and use of fertilisers are the reasons why we suffer certain diseases nowadays especially heart, kidney and stomach diseases!
RomanceRe: Am I A Bad Friend? I Slept With My Friend’s Ex by brainycaleb(m): 10:46am On Aug 03, 2022
You broke one major rule in the Bro Code!

Of all the plenty girls out there, your friend's exhuh
CrimeRe: Brazilian Doctor Rapes Pregnant Woman While She Was Giving Birth by brainycaleb(m): 4:01pm On Jul 13, 2022
FutureIsFemale:
Men will always be men. Anything with a hole they would always want to insert their rusty sticks.

A pregnant woman in Labour for that matter.

This rapist gender would rape animals, babies, adults just anything with hole.. May God help us
I no get issues with you but... try at least to read and comprehend properly before you begin type nonsense! The post said "oral rape" not "penetrative rape". Try and understand.
PoliticsRe: Senator Stella Oduah Abandons Claims Of Having Degrees, NYSC Cert, Submits SSCE by brainycaleb(m): 1:12am On Jul 11, 2022
Stella Oduah the renovation woman! ₦600,000,000
BusinessRe: See What ₦100 Could Buy In The 1980s by brainycaleb(m): 1:08am On Jun 30, 2022
I'm only mesmerised by the correct spellings of the listed items plus even after a mistake was made, the lister gave a simple stroke for correction! Can someone tell me why we still need to take the IELTS?
FamilyRe: Una Wey Una Mama No Born Plenty Pikin No Know Wetin God Do For Una. by brainycaleb(m): 4:39am On Jun 19, 2022
medropoly:
Omo life hasn't be the same, Imaging the the first child being just 22 and already have 7 other siblings behind him, sad

Cooking and eating of food Na....... , let me don't even go there grin

Una wey una mama no born plenty pikin no knw Wetin God do for una
The other way around bro... I've got two sisters and one brother, I'd have had more if not for some stillbirths and a few miscarriages after our last born girl child. I'm going 30 now and I Sponsored myself to acquire a vocational certificate having dropped out of two universities due to finance. I'd have enjoyed caring for my little siblings, I have not attained financial freedom yet but... I no fit fear their billings, I'm employed and I run a technical repair shop during the day when I'm on night shift. When they are finally able to fend for themselves, you'd feel proud and fulfilled!

My little brother is now in Spain and my little sister is trying to set up her own shop now and I have no other little siblings except for cousins now!

You just have to identify and count your blessings bro...
Music/RadioRe: Nigeria Musicians Who Couldn't Handle Fame (opinion) by brainycaleb(m):
That Mr. Eazi use him mouth kill him career! Dude said Nigerian artistes were copying his azonto style and was picking Ghana over Nigeria! Same way Burna Boy is claiming British over Nigeria after the grammys and some idiots are still cool with it! The modern Burna is dead to me, every other song and albums before his "T. A. T" album is a Nigerian sauce!
BusinessRe: New CBN Policy Offload Risks And Liabilities Of Transaction On Customers by brainycaleb(m): 12:02pm On Jun 04, 2022
Cutehector:
People wey no even get 10k for their account dey follow vex.. Nigerians though grin make poverty no allow you vex ontop big man wahala..


The billionaires are not even complaining.
Bro, don't be shortsighted! Today's billionaires were yesterday's poor paupers who once never did own a bank account.

We are all simply fighting against all policies that would rip us of our monies once we become billionaires.
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda Shows Natural Spotless Skin On Movie Set (Photos) by brainycaleb(m): 6:34am On Jun 02, 2022
YourFavorite21:
Lol, I like her more than monalisa Chinda, she's half-caste.
And one reason more I prefer Mona is because she isn't bi-racial!
CelebritiesRe: Monalisa Chinda Shows Natural Spotless Skin On Movie Set (Photos) by brainycaleb(m): 2:39pm On May 31, 2022
YourFavorite21:
This lady is beautiful, but I think Adunni Ade, is prettier. grin
Àdùnní Adé you say? Nah... I never had a crush on her, I'll settle for Monalisa Chinda twice on a Friday!
PhonesRe: How Much Will Starlink Cost In Nigeria by brainycaleb(m): 4:56pm On May 30, 2022
I hope it will perform better than the sorry offers from the present dealers

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