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To the very best of my Yorụ̀bá writing skills and intonation help from Microsoft SwiftKey keyboard, don't read this lyrics alone. Read along with the song, it helps better.



Oba ajigi ma l'oba wa
Ọba ajigi má l'oba mi
Ọba owuro
Ọba aṣálẹ̀ ooo
Ọba osan ti òru ìwọ là ké pe
Ọ lágbára láyé àti lọ́run
Ọ bẹru l'áṣọ ọ l'eru mú kan
Yiba, yiba, bàbà mi eh
Gba orin mi

Tí ayé bá bí mi pé, kilo tí je
Má kọrin foluwa lọ ní ìfẹ́ mi
Ma la ẹnu ma kọrin mo yín o looo
Jésù, ọba mi



Oba ajigi ma l'oba wa
Ọba ajigi má l'oba tèmi
Ọba owuro
Ọba aṣálẹ̀ ooo
Ọba osan tó òru ìwọ là ké pe
Ọ lágbára láyé àti lọ́run
Ọ bẹru láṣọ ọ leru mú kan
Yiba, yiba, bàbà mi eh
Gba orin mi

Yiba, yiba, bàbà mi eh
Gba orin mi


Tí ayé ma bí mi pé.
Kilo tí je? Ma kọrin foluwa lo ni ifẹ mi
Má la enu ma kọrin mo yín o looo
Jésù ọba mi!

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I respected BMW more that day and I certainly feared women more!

Especially pregnant women driving on highways!

A few days ago, I stumbled across this WhatsApp post by a contact, here it is below.

"*The Polytechnics, Ibadan New* *Rules and Regulations* *and their penalty*

*INDECENT DRESSING/POSTURE. SANCTION*

1. *Multi Coloured Braid for females* . One (1) Semester suspension


2. *Coloured Hairstyles* . One (1) Semester suspension.


3. *Hair Braiding for Male.* Two (2) Semester suspension


4. *Dreadlocks* . One (1)
Semester suspension


5. *Spangled Hair Style for Male* . Two (2) Semester suspension


6. *Earring for Male/Cowries for Female* . One (1) Semester suspension

7. *Unconventional Wearing of Face Cop/ Fez Cap* . One (1) Semester suspension


8. *Tattered Jeans* . One (1) Semester suspension


9. *Micro/Mini Dress.* One (1) Semester suspension


10. *Crop Tops/Jump Tops* . One (1) Semester suspension


11. *Off Shoulder Clothes.* One (1) Semester suspension


12. *Backless Clothes* . One (1) Semester suspension


13. *Transparent Wears* . One (1) Semester suspension


14. *Bum Shorts* . One (1) Semester suspension

15 *.Nose, Mouth Eye Extra rings.* One (1) Semester suspension


16. *Sagging* . One (1) Semester suspension


17. *Tattoo* . One (1) Semester suspension

*OTHER SANCTIONABLE CONDUCTS*

1. *Intimate Open Embrace* (Hugging) One (1) Semester suspension


2. *Openly sitting on each other’s laps* (Opposites Sex) One (1) Semester suspension


3. Nursing Mothers/Pregnant Students residing in the Hostel. One (1) Semester suspension


4. *Bringing Babies to the Hostel/Classroom* . Ejection from the Hostel/Classroom One (1) Semester suspension

5. *Driving of tinted* vehicles by students into the campus. Impounding of Car One (1) Semester suspension.

If all higher institution can do the same thing our society will be okay""


The last paragraph got me angered! Now my question is, why do Nigerians love to make life hard for other Nigerians? And if this is a problem, why are they tackling the symptoms instead of the root cause of the problem?

What more can I say FTC and STC took the words right out of my head! OP, you're a simpleton bro... you no get any excuse at all, you're a simpleton!

Just negodu! T7000 glue that phone technicians use to glue screens, tailors also use it to attach stones and beads to clothes. Daughter of Eve is using it for eyelashes

diadem10:
Most are Proverbs which useless and senseless zombidient can't comprehend of course. While the ones that are blunders are only few which Tinubu always corrected btw.

For example:

Church rats is a Proverb

Poisoned communion is a Proverb.

Dead fish can't make a soup sweet is a Proverb.

Balabala bolobolo are Yoruba words which means gibberish/rubbish. For example, if someone says you did that job balabala bolobolo. It means you did a rubbish job. Tinubu was simply saying his town hall meeting is innovative and different from balabala bolobolo, meaning his town hall meeting is different from gibberish/rubbish.

And several others which are Yoruba Proverbs.

Blunders was when he first said PD before correcting it to APC. Tinubu has only made few blunders which he always corrected btw.

After all, Peter Obi made his own blunders with his "Nassarawa is a great country". Why aren't the hypocritic senseless zombidients crying over the blunders of their GCE graduate?

But bros, after defending all these nonsense, I know you know deep down inside of you, that this choice of yours will further plunge us down this rabbit hole. Let us all think collectively as a nation full of young people, devoid of tribal and religious sentiments, vote someone who has our prosperity in mind and leave the old man to go cater for his health!

OP, your wife is not worth it! Having thought it through, she isn't what she appear to be. Please divorce her, as her character towards your stepdaughter WILL NOT CHANGE! Soon she will also act like this towards your own biological children.

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But you guys should stop lying, Samsung Health app does not count steps when you're in a vehicle or on a bike/cycle. My Midrange outdated Galaxy A71 4G running OneUi 4.1 has so many sensors to detect footsteps even different from shakes, how much more a FLAGSHIP S22 ULTRA! with all her flagship sensors and flagship rated and well built hardware, counting steps while inside a moving vehicle

I use Shealth every day and I trek much sometimes. Maximum I get a whole day is 11,000 or 12,000 + steps whenever my device is on and with me. Plus I drive the Forklift from 7am till 7pm at work!

And from my experience and comparism with other health apps, Samsung Health detects and accurately counts steps better on samsung phones, compared to Google fit(Junk) or any other health app both on playstore and Applestore(of course I also periodically use Apple devices because my side hustle is phone repair)

I must confess, having experienced this from my primary financial service provider for years in a row, I was thinking of closing my accounts in their bank and going to other providers. This thing hurts as much as a knife stab!

Powersurge:
No. It's not! I wished we could discuss this under a more scholarly environment.

Please do make a thread and enlighten us! don't hide such knowledge. When you make the thread, it would be a sin not to let me know because I want to understand more on this topic.

Damidave1124:
Imagine a professor's stealing engine worth 2m and doesn't know the real value of what he stole. He's a disgrace to his erudite father.

bros, they were talking about the professor's son and not the professor! Next time, read and understand to know and not read to comment. Thank you.

Powersurge:
2. Stone-age technology: we have useless
agricultural research institutes. There some variants of tomatoes in US that remain viable for 1-2 months without without preservation (genetic engineering).

Bros, genetic engineering and use of fertilisers are the reasons why we suffer certain diseases nowadays especially heart, kidney and stomach diseases!

You broke one major rule in the Bro Code!

Of all the plenty girls out there, your friend's ex

FutureIsFemale:
Men will always be men. Anything with a hole they would always want to insert their rusty sticks.

A pregnant woman in Labour for that matter.

This rapist gender would rape animals, babies, adults just anything with hole.. May God help us

I no get issues with you but... try at least to read and comprehend properly before you begin type nonsense! The post said "oral rape" not "penetrative rape". Try and understand.

Stella Oduah the renovation woman! ₦600,000,000

I'm only mesmerised by the correct spellings of the listed items plus even after a mistake was made, the lister gave a simple stroke for correction! Can someone tell me why we still need to take the IELTS?

medropoly:
Omo life hasn't be the same, Imaging the the first child being just 22 and already have 7 other siblings behind him,

Cooking and eating of food Na....... , let me don't even go there

Una wey una mama no born plenty pikin no knw Wetin God do for una

The other way around bro... I've got two sisters and one brother, I'd have had more if not for some stillbirths and a few miscarriages after our last born girl child. I'm going 30 now and I Sponsored myself to acquire a vocational certificate having dropped out of two universities due to finance. I'd have enjoyed caring for my little siblings, I have not attained financial freedom yet but... I no fit fear their billings, I'm employed and I run a technical repair shop during the day when I'm on night shift. When they are finally able to fend for themselves, you'd feel proud and fulfilled!

My little brother is now in Spain and my little sister is trying to set up her own shop now and I have no other little siblings except for cousins now!

You just have to identify and count your blessings bro...

That Mr. Eazi use him mouth kill him career! Dude said Nigerian artistes were copying his azonto style and was picking Ghana over Nigeria! Same way Burna Boy is claiming British over Nigeria after the grammys and some idiots are still cool with it! The modern Burna is dead to me, every other song and albums before his "T. A. T" album is a Nigerian sauce!

Cutehector:
People wey no even get 10k for their account dey follow vex.. Nigerians though make poverty no allow you vex ontop big man wahala..


The billionaires are not even complaining.

Bro, don't be shortsighted! Today's billionaires were yesterday's poor paupers who once never did own a bank account.

We are all simply fighting against all policies that would rip us of our monies once we become billionaires.

YourFavorite21:
Lol, I like her more than monalisa Chinda, she's half-caste.

And one reason more I prefer Mona is because she isn't bi-racial!

YourFavorite21:
This lady is beautiful, but I think Adunni Ade, is prettier.

Àdùnní Adé you say? Nah... I never had a crush on her, I'll settle for Monalisa Chinda twice on a Friday!

I hope it will perform better than the sorry offers from the present dealers

The design is quite awkward and unpleasing to the eye!

I am friends with that girl on tiktok, she sells erotic medicines and female body enhancing drugs, this video is purely cap, aimed at marketing her wares.
Immediately i saw this video on my tiktok, i knew they were just acting!

Abc125:
*Somebody once told me that great kings of the past are up there watching over us.
*you jump i jump, remenber!

Lion king

My question for Muslims;

Are you guys worshipping your Prophet Muhammad or are you worshipping Allah?

gaby:
Murderous vermins unfit to live amongst normal humans.

Animals...

Tueh

Stop insulting animals please! Qualify those evil humans with something else.

Bhadmus77:
*MODIFIED*
Our horoscope also isn't compatible. I'm Virgo she's Aquarius

OP, na wetin concern our African society with the stupid greeko-roman frigging Horoscope Why are you looking for problem where there's none?

As for the spirit husband or wife thing, all you gotta do is settle the spirit and it will leave her alone! Igbos call these people "Ogbanje".

See how Nigeria's Internet medical doctors are diagnosing Vlad with various ailments!
I didn't see anythingout of the ordinary in either video.

You guys should focus on Tinubu's

These western media houses think we are daft!

Russia controls 100% of her media and her military and everything "Moscow", and then "A source" which is privy to such an information then decides to share such "information" with your Western media print and you buy into it "hook, line and sinker" not minding thr fact that his information might actually be "controlled by Moscow" to manipulate the views and internal decision making of your Western government, her people and her allies.

The majority of thr World don't truly understand the role of logic and manipulations and think its akin to how we are being led by a vegetable!

Rastaramsey:
Omo both Toyota and Honda sef no be my taste

I wan hustle well well make I obtain Lexus...

LOL, Lexus na sub brand of Toyota ooo