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Car TalkPlease How Much Would This Car Worth?? by brainycaleb(op):
This is an audi a6 allroad 2.7t 2001 model, Switzerland used. It was registered in Nigeria but not used whatsoever, lying dormant because the owner is away in Switzerland. I'd want to use it for transportation and the owner says because we are related, I'd only pay her her cost price i.e 4200 Swiss franc and 450,000 used in clearing and forwarding, which would amount to almost 2.5 million.


Dear auto gurus, how much do you think the machine is worth?

Edit: I had to take down the photos and edit the plate number, It might be offensive for most people and for anonymousity

HealthRe: Please Help! I Forget Things Easily, Do I Have A Medical Condition? by brainycaleb(m): 3:38pm On Mar 05, 2022
I have this same condition, it began when I was 13 or 14. I'm an "A" student and before then, I remember every bit of action that happens and can recount them in order and that was how I never took notes in class but beat the score of the best student in the whole school during exams(I never missed classes) . Then my family had issues and it hurts to be able to recount vividly... I chose to forget and it was a blessing at first but right now, sometimes I wish I still had the curse.


It made me determined to raise a better family. And as I type this, I'm feeling emotional. People still say I'm too brilliant for my good and all that stuff but I'm just a shadow of my real self and that hurts me a lot.
Foreign AffairsRe: USA, EU & UK Impose First Stage Sanctions On Russia by brainycaleb(m): 6:54am On Feb 22, 2022
Some of you guys are mistaking Russia for Nigeria. I mean not even your Great America can handle Russia when it comes to war and I'm telling the truth. If you have been following the news, American spendings on weapons of mass destruction have not been yeilding much results but you see Russia that is a story for another day...

The only country I believe that can handle Russia will be China so if America would want to handle Russia, they will need the help of the Chinese and everybody else around the world. That is how bad the situation gets, don't let Hollywood tell you otherwise.
RomanceRe: Men, Do Not Lose A Good Woman!!! by brainycaleb(m): 1:14pm On Feb 12, 2022
Stargurl20:
Guys, do not lose a good woman just because she unintentionally had a fling with a guy or something. Learn to forgive, forget and move on with her cool
Ashawo Don drop quote!
FamilyRe: How Do I Apologize To My Wife? by brainycaleb(m): 3:10pm On Feb 04, 2022
My gut feeling is telling me that the op shouldn't say he is sorry, ever!

Let him simply change and become a loving and more encouraging husband but he mustn't apologize for his past sins!

This is because we don't truly know the makeup of the woman and why she's attracted to him!

She must have known his true character before marriage and if he apologize, he may look like a weakling to her and hence lose her love!

11 years no be beans ooo!
PhonesRe: NCC Identifies 2 Cyber Vulnerabilities, Warns Against Public Charging Of Phones by brainycaleb(m): 3:28am On Jan 31, 2022
Damn... This is what tax payer monies are being used forhuh Useless information?

1. Hackers in Nigeria aren't concerned with such methods bruh! Why go through such pain staking process to write a payload and upload it into a charging porthuh First of all, this method won't work due to the disabled USB debugging option, OEM unlocking and default USB configuration of virtually all modern android devices now. Goodluck with that.
2. If the NCC doesn't post anything for five years, we get the gist, their MDA is just meant to embezzle our money, no need to try too hard

3. Only a novice would swallow this piece of unimportant information, hook, line and sinker.

4. If it were feasible, such situation will only happen on charging sockets with inbuilt Wi-Fi capabilities whereby a hacker close by would gain control over the charging Dock and initiate the payload of which there is a variable given the fact that most devices are outdated and unprotected and besides, it has to be for a specific type of device with a specific security vulnerability.

Now having listed these, it shows that the NCC doesn't even understand the information they copied from a digital security report journal hence the half and half panic inspired caveat they posted or are they trying to tell me that we shouldn't charge our phones at Brother Kunle's barbershop again?

peace.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry Someone With Your Kind Of Character? by brainycaleb(m): 8:32pm On Jan 26, 2022
@OP, ya simpuly looking for trobule!!!
PhonesRe: Help Me In Choosing Between Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra 5G And Apple Iphone 13 Pro by brainycaleb(m): 1:17am On Jan 25, 2022
I wonder why we Nigerians trade insults at the Slightest...

My opinion from experience is to chose a Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra over the iPhone 13pro max. And here are my reasons

1. Battery life.
Samsung devices running on One UI skin offer better battery life compared to the older Grace UI/UX found on the s7 to s8 and Touchwiz Skin found on the very first galaxy S till S6+ and this is due to optimisation. The iPhone on the other hand has seen improvements over the years and yes, they are better now. Both phones have been optimised to conserve battery.

2. Processors and GPUs
The iPhone has the fastest processor and GPU(if im not mistaken on the latter) on a phone right now but is bottlenecked by the OS, its a nightmare for game developers and all that stuffs where its supposed to be needed! Such power should serve its needs but... High end games are better optimised for Snapdragon chipsets and this is where the iPhone fails to win.
Both devices can still function as midrange phones in 7 to 10 years time due to their sheer power.

3. Updates
It's true that Samsung offer 5 years updates for the S series and 4 years updates for the A series then 3 for other series while the iPhone offers 6 years of seamless updates for every generation of iPhone but... This is where Android wins! After 6 years, your iPhone is obsolete and in 8 years, it is archaic! Android on the other hand hardly dies! Take the Galaxy S2 for example, last I checked, it was launched in 2011 with android 2.3 gingerbread and that's a whooping 11 years ago and 28 of december 2020, someone made an Android 12 custom Rom for it, even though it hanged during operation and all that but it breathed new life even after 10 years and believe me, it tasted every version of android until 12(https://forum.xda-developers.com/t/rom-unofficial-12-0-0-r18-i9100-lineageos-19-0-alpha.4380641/) . Once a phone maker stops supporting an android device, due to its opensource nature, communities like XDA has enthusiasts who are willing to build third party Roms and give updates to an abandoned phone. IPhone on the other hand don't run custom Roms.

4. I used an iPhone and to be honest, there was a time when the iPhone couldn't copy and paste and that was during its early days and I was a Symbian fan boy... I've come a long way and I appreciate Apple and their iPhones because they make good hardwares, ranging from camera to processor and all that designs. Only hardware phone engineers can really do understand what I'm saying, the aesthetics of the disassembled iPhone and her tiny parts and screws... Premium like an expensive mechanical wristwatch but closed source OS.
The Samsung android on the other hand finds a new beastly feature for every iteration yearly and I must confess, the Galaxy S21 Ultra is the best yet from them and I believe they aren't done!

I will chose the Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra over an IPhone 13, and that is my choice, I'm an android power user, a mobile gamer and the promise of customization(this isn't about theming and wallpaper but Custom Roms)

I currently use a higher midrange device from samsung(Galaxy A71F International version) and being a contented user, I plan to use this device for the next five years or more and its going to be not because I cannot afford a newer device or so but because I've survived phone wars and manufacturer fanaticism long enough(since 2007) to understand that all these phone makers are in bed with each other cooking up ways to sell to us in a turn by turn strategy. Tecno and Samsung were jointly making a camera for real (https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.gsmarena.com/samsung_and_tecno_working_on_rgbw_camera_sensor_-amp-52169.php) Apple sources parts from Samsung and LG, in reality, Apple doesn't really produce Phones rather they "design". And every phone maker has a product for every pocket!


Bottom line, if Apple makes Android phones without the bottle necks I'd buy them but the Galaxy S21 Ultra works for me.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Laycon Goes Shirtless In Photoshoot by brainycaleb(m): 2:09pm On Jan 22, 2022
This guy no even send to work on him body! He has the money now, he can afford a diet plan and better his physique but no... I fit puke sef! Might be skinny but let him learn from wiz Khalifa (not the igbo smoking aspect ooo) it would even help his overall health!
PoliticsRe: 2023: Candidates Must Declare Bank Assets - INEC by brainycaleb(m): 2:03pm On Jan 22, 2022
Even if this is real, would they also declare their
1. Metamask
2. Trust wallet
3. Binance wallet
And all crypto asset?

All these backward individuals sef! This is why I still say we need modern day Youths as leaders and administrators! All this old people eyes go clear
FamilyRe: Help, My Brother's Marriage Is About To Collapse by brainycaleb(m): 1:39pm On Jan 22, 2022
OP, surprisingly it appears that your brother and I are both cut from the same material 100% except that I'm not very financially stable for now.

I once broke up with an ex for a simple Lie which isn't that simple.

The stage where your mother(also appears to be my only reset button) which apparently is the only one to help change his mind is over, there isn't anything anyone on any side of the family can do now so let the woman enjoy the fruit of her labour!

And no, your brother will not miss her or ever regret his action instead he will be filled with rage anytime he thinks about it for the short foreseeable future, until he heals and he'd avoid women too until then.

His high level of intelligence caused this because he had simulated everything in his mind before now and is disaappointed in his choice of woman for a life partner.
FamilyRe: Worst Beating You Ever Received As A Child? Share Your Experiences. by brainycaleb(m): 4:18pm On Jan 18, 2022
Now all these damaging experiences may sound funny to all of us right now because we are all grown up but it is the same reason why our lives are like this today... Products of bad parenting and I hope we all get to outlive the experience and become better parents ourselves... Amen.


Children need to be allowed to be children so they can grow into better adults. Discipline is expedient, abuse isn't! Here in Nigeria, the boundary line between these two has been blurred to an extent its non-existent!
FamilyRe: Why Do You Give Money To Your Mom Instead Of Your Dad? by brainycaleb(m): 10:43pm On Jan 10, 2022
I for contribute but...

You don't wash your dirty linen outside neither do you spread your undies in the open.
CelebritiesRe: Sandra Iheuwa's Husband, Steve Thompson Sent Her Packing 5 Months After Marriage by brainycaleb(m): 10:40pm On Jan 10, 2022
If this man could afford 45Million naira for a wedding, common sense tells me he can also chose to relocate to America and process his green card without hassles!

So how come the supposed wife is saying that he married her for "green card"huh
PoliticsRe: Nigeria To Conduct Digital Census In May 2022 – NPC by brainycaleb(m): 8:43pm On Jan 10, 2022
Digital census?
They're joking righthuh
RomanceRe: One Fact Every Wig Wearing Lady should Know. by brainycaleb(m): 8:53pm On Jan 09, 2022
I see so many SIMPs here, especially those ones who are in staunch support of ladies wearing wig to hide their natural hair.

I concur with the OP on this one, I'd spend on my woman's real hair than on synthetics!
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky Apologizes To Benin People For Asking Oba Of Benin To Come & Marry Him by brainycaleb(m): 9:32am On Jan 08, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Apologies or not

We go reason Bob risky matter for Edo state

Make he nor step leg enter Edo state again

Upper boys and ogbe boys go light am up

Ekosodin boys and ekpoma boys go first disarm am before upper boys and ogbe boys light am up
Baba you dey inside my mind! Before e go reach una side, we for Uselu go don put am 6ft! We no dey forgive, we no dey forget. Especially when e concern our Ọba!

Small pikin fit play with him mama breast, e no fit play with him papa blockus!
HealthThe Wonderful Relationship Between An Unborn And The Mother by brainycaleb(op): 3:42pm On Jan 07, 2022
“When pregnant, the cells of the baby migrate into the mothers bloodstream and then circle back into the baby, it’s called “fetal-maternal microchimerism”.⁠

For 41 weeks, the cells circulate and merge backwards and forwards, and after the baby is born, many of these cells stay in the mother’s body, leaving a permanent imprint in the mothers tissues, bones, brain, and skin, and often stay there for decades. Every single child a mother has afterwards will leave a similar imprint on her body, too.

Even if a pregnancy doesn't go to full term or if you have an abortion, these cells still migrate into your bloodstream.

Research has shown that if a mother's heart is injured, fetal cells will rush to the site of the injury and change into different types of cells that specialize in mending the heart.

The baby helps repair the mother, while the mother builds the baby.

How cool is that?

This is often why certain illnesses vanish while pregnant.

It’s incredible how mothers bodies protect the baby at all costs, and the baby protects & rebuilds the mother back - so that the baby can develop safely and survive.

Think about crazy cravings for a moment. What was the mother deficient in that the baby made them crave?

Studies have also shown cells from a fetus in a mothers brain 18 years after she gave birth. How amazing is that?”

If you’re a mom you know how you can intuitively feel your child even when they are not there….Well, now there is scientific proof that moms carry them for years and years even after they have given birth to them.

I find this to be so very beautiful.

credits:Arnold Gift

https://uniqueandamazingworld.quora.com/When-pregnant-the-cells-of-the-baby-migrate-into-the-mothers-bloodstream-and-then-circle-back-into-the-baby-it-s-call?ch=10&oid=57696781&share=2022af08&srid=ufD43&target_type=post

CrimeRe: Man Suspected To Be A Ritualist Burnt Alive In Ughelli (graphic Video) by brainycaleb(m): 3:36pm On Jan 07, 2022
ume1000:
so make everybody dey do runs and Yahoo Yahoo because life hard abi

If you wan make sense make sense no go add nonsense join am

Your head like tegwolo
Oh, I get it, you lack comprehensive skills.
Christianity EtcRe: ‘Angel’ Caught On Camera During A Crossover Service In Benin Republic (Photos) by brainycaleb(m): 10:07am On Jan 07, 2022
I thought angels wear sandals?




Angel version 2.0.22Beta
Changelog:
1.Sandals upgraded to Kicks with lace.

CultureRe: I Want To Learn Itsekiri Language (get In) by brainycaleb(m): 9:29am On Jan 07, 2022
Ecee0147:
Guys I'm back,
Any idea what Toritsegin means?
Thanks
It vaguely means "God said". Toritsegin is simply an abbreviation of the full name, if you can post the full name, I will help you translate.

My Mother's Itsekiri, that's the only language I know and fluently speak.
CrimeRe: Man Suspected To Be A Ritualist Burnt Alive In Ughelli (graphic Video) by brainycaleb(m): 3:56am On Jan 07, 2022
ume1000:
shut ur gutter
Ritualist sighted! If you're caught, you will be killed too like the girls you kill for money!
CrimeRe: Man Suspected To Be A Ritualist Burnt Alive In Ughelli (graphic Video) by brainycaleb(m): 10:03pm On Jan 06, 2022
The rate at which girls are being killed and used for ritual purposes and even video recorded is preposterous! Death to every ritualist!

I know some people will say the girls are runs girls, greedy girls no home training useless girls, ashawo!

But they were just trying to survive too, the society was too hard on them!

Imagine say na your sister dey secretly dey do runs just to survive? And she fell victim to a ritualist!

Abeg make we honour life abeg! Ritualist are no longer humans, anywhere they are caught, I pray they meet the same fate as the helpless people they killed!
CultureRe: 2021 Igede Carnival In Pictures by brainycaleb(m): 9:56pm On Jan 06, 2022
Colourful festival, nice one but... OP, why didn't you take pictures of Thick girls nahuh You're just posting pictures of beautiful fleshless girls, or don't you know the singular reason why guys visit places of festivity?


Go back and bring us pictures of beautiful fleshy girls, we might ask you for phone numbers too. ���
CelebritiesRe: TtrddssZ by brainycaleb(m): 8:13am On Jan 06, 2022
OP, if you carry on with the suicidal thought, you would leave your mother hurting till the day she dies!


To get a job done, you have to do it yourself! My advice for you is to stop complaining and fix things yourself


Save up some money, travel away from Lagos to somewhere inexpensive to live with many factories, ibadan, Ogun and Osun States Maybe, get a job in one of these factories and lift yourself slow and steadily, then work extensively on yourself and build your self as an asset, Rome wasn't built in a day.



Then try lift your mother from the stressful life she's living currently.

It isn't easy for anybody in the world even the rich, but that's where the fun lies... From nothing to something, might take time but... From nothing to something bro, you're a healthy person who even have a phone to come online, you have everything to be grateful for!
PoliticsRe: Buhari: I’m Absolutely Aware Of Nigerians’ Suffering by brainycaleb(m): 8:01am On Jan 06, 2022
Ọf course he's aware we are suffering, he just doesn't know how to go about it!



Please remind me again whether he careshuh
CelebritiesRe: How To Hack Any Social Media Account (2022 Latest Update) by brainycaleb(m): 9:15am On Jan 05, 2022
Bros, pipe low, no shout! You are a misguided and failed youth who is now a criminal in a failed country who now see fraud as a normal way of life! may the universe give you what you deserve!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Employment OPPORTUNITIES by brainycaleb(m): 9:05am On Jan 05, 2022
Chinonye2345:
Accommodation available for those interested in working at Ibeju Lekki and Epe
Qualification; OND, NCE, HND, Bsc
All interested applicants are to send their CV to Whatsapp number 0902 8958099,
Not unless you're paying a salary minimum of 80k, most people in that range won't apply
PhonesRe: How Come Nobody Is Talking About Redmi Note 11 And The Flagship Mi 12 by brainycaleb(m): 8:23am On Jan 04, 2022
Bros, is the economy not hitting you as hard as it does ushuh

We dey try manage our old device until 2024
FashionRe: Man Wears Agbada His Grandfather Wore Over ’50 Years Ago’ And Shares Side By Sid by brainycaleb(m): 8:20am On Jan 04, 2022
Something like this is worth the click on the link I clicked it OP, it's okay
CelebritiesRe: Alice Adepe: Miss Nigeria 1963 Honoured In Benue 58 Years After (video) by brainycaleb(m): 7:51am On Jan 04, 2022
na2016:
You are actually not intelligent. There is no picture here to even show how this woman was in 1963, and I am sure you don't even have her picture of 1963. You also have no history of her skincare back then, yet you made such a conclusion. How do you think? Did you just comment to make people laugh? Please be better this 2022
Damn, why throw shades at me? If you understand written English, you would see that my message isn't for secondary school children.
Thanks.

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