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Guys pls rate this chat..
She hasn't replied since yesterday..
However I feel I should have played d mystery card a little bit longer..
What do you think?
And another problem I have is I can come up with a perfect opener..and then after she replies usually in a positive manner..I usually don't know how to continue..
Like questions to ask et al.

corpershun:
Physics
Practiced with it, no fulfillment
Did MBA and moved to Marketing
Currently in a marketing Agency and I love it.

Teach people MS Office on the side...if you wanna learn DM me.

M also studying physics.
Do you have any advice for me?

As I was trolling down from one of my usual evening walks..I immediately observed this fine wine in front of me..as I was contemplating if to make a move or not.. and my brave telling me it's not good to make a move from behind, I just lost it.
I want to ask is it ok to approach a Nigerian girl from behind?

adewumiopeyemi:
Let us watch and see in the next two week
I hope Nigeria case wount be like newYork in USA
Thank God say my work I can stil work at home
I go just buy petrol for gen if nepa Carry light they work online at home
I can’t stress my self going to work when there is people carying the virus around
God help us

Bro pls which work is that?

Sport89:
The truth is since the latest upgrade to Android 10. The camera has been wack. It's a disaster. I had to dash someone and got RN8P.

Seconded mine is still d same especially outdoor but d portrait/bokeh mode is laughable..

mrkings84:
It seems the total confirm cases per day now is usually greater than the total number of cases tested. Otherwise how come Kano that was having no test kits just last week be boasting of over 90 confirm cases in one day?


Trust these daily updates at your own peril!

Read this your post again slowly and carefully and ask your self "what d fvck did I type"..

HARDDON:
It's amazing how a 16yrs old lil gurl wud manipulate a 60yrs old man into submission!

sad, so sad.
Imagine the broke a33 gurl that can't afford a 600 and goes borrowing airtime. imagine the hungry gurl demanding and manipulating you like a spin ball.



Weldone bro, assistant boyfriend. Recharge card provider, Mr Nice a33.

If you like, read out blog and these pages. I have no response for you.

Don sequel to this threadhttps://www.nairaland.com/4737417/acts-books-how-read-faster which I just encountered this morning..am very much interested in the books because I want to know how to read faster with better retention, so if you will please help with the links to download the recommended books or If you have em soft copies I could drop my mail .
Gracias amigos..

Let him smoke Arizona, not weed ooo
Arizona will give him d chill he is looking for.

Donhezzy:
I immediately dropped my books and was curious to know were she was heading to. So I followed er, she was far ahead of me and I didn't want to run after er so dat I won't look needy or desperate like a wu33y a77 nigga

God so good she stopped along d hallway and decided to go read under one of the trees, on knowing I went back to take some of the vital things from my bag so as to prevent stories dat touch ( I hope u know wat I meant, if u don't niether do I ) well i gave my bag to a friend of mine to keep an eye on it.

so I decided to go get a table water to cool my system( why rush a meal dats der for the taking) and perhaps I was really thirsty. So I bought d water and took a note wit me and off I went

I finally got to were she was, sat close to er and brought out d table water n started drinking. Wen I was done I relaxed and viewed d nice serene environment b4 I opened my note, pretending like i was reading wereas i was flipping tru d pages
NB : I didn't even look at er for a sec during dose while, well u may ask y, well heres the reason one
1) I didn't want er to get d memo dat I chased er all d way from d class down here bcuz i wanted to collect er digit in which she will read as ( here comes anoda peacock on heat can't just do wit anything under skirt. probably anoda one of dose nice wu33y average guyz ) , bottom line, neva let a gurl know ur true intentions towards er

2) sendless; make er less important trust me ladies love attention alot especially d hot Chic's and they get annoyed easily n obsessed wen a guy do d opposite
why don't u DARE to be DIFFERENT

So I was busy reading my note while she was well God knows wat she was doing i neva cared to know. she got bored reading and went on doing all sort of things to get my attention which I didn't budge. wen she noticed I wasn't getting any of it, she took er handbag brought out er phone and started pressing while she sheepishly stare at me wit one side of d eyes ( sleek move). Lol, dis continued for several minutes and i neva gave a flinch nor did i look at er for a sec. in my mind i was just laughing


Wen i saw all sort of stunt she was pulling trying to get my attention. I den brought out my phone n took a grimpse look at d time b4 i came to reality dat if i dont strike a convo sooner rather later, I'm going to end up not engrossing n spuring entangling fun out of er boring life. i quickly took a grimpse look at er n found out she was having hard time understanding a course cuz she was just staring at d book like it wants to choke d hell outa er. On seeing this i decided to strike a convo


Me: Are those words in ur book written in flames or cud my eyes be deceiving me? ( said it putting on a serious face)

She: *smiled*....I don't get


Me: ur head is oozing out of smoke, now I'm beginning to worry this tree might just catch fire

She: *laughed*....I'm just finding hard time wit dis course(phy301) ooo its giving me tough time


Me: is dat y u pondering urself over it, lucky 4 u I happen to know it

She: Omg! really?


Me: easy gurl yeah, buh u should know my service ain't free

Her: hmmm...so wats it for me den


Me: well heres not the time and place to discuss dat..........(took er phone, input my hotline n told er to call me to find out. stood up n told er I've gtg)

Her: oh so quick? btw wic side are u heading to cuz I'm already tired of reading let's just go togeda


Me: you tired just now, hmm i might just change my mind about d tutor stuff, how I'm I sure u not going to fall in love wit me d instance we start n 4get u came to learn
(smiled at er) inshort I'm not tutoring u again don't wanna break dose tiny little heart of urs n make u make u still fail ur exam

Her: (laughing so hard, she was stunned)..., imma big gurl n besides I don't fall dat easy.....let's go joor ( drag my hands and was forcing me to go)


Me: I must warn u my heart is too big for one girl too carry oo, if u fall for me its at ur own risk...btw I don't think u can handle the heat

Her: *laughing hard*.....sha be feeling urself by d way I ve a boyfriend


(in my mind i was like, so dis gal thinks she can throw me off balance wit dis word, well she gat to do beta dan dat to get me. only if she knew wat she has just done.. using er own words to hurt herself)
Me: wait! did she just try to play a fast one on me (i did it as if I was talking to myself wit a low tone), well u ve do beta Dan dat to get me

She: for real I have a bf n I love him dearly


Me: oh poor guy! It wud ve bin beta if u dint meet me cuz from now henceforth he's gonna be in a very long queue

She: Lol, wat makes u think I'm gonna leave my bf more or less for u....... I love him ok


Me: *laughed out* why is ur conscience judging u already, lol, no nid to feel guilty cuz I'm not about taking u away from him, perphaps i don't want to break d poor guy tinys heart n besides I don't ve a thing for dark gurls, u might just go staining me soft skin (mind u she is chocolate, got dat perfect blend of color admonished by nature. oh! forgot to mention shes a 9ner...hmm)

Her: see ur head, Do u know thousands of people ( guyz most especially) dat drool over my color I guess u dont know....do u know anything at all self


Me: Lol wat do u expect to hear from dose guyz dats tryna impress u..... of course they would go. waxing lyrically how blooming, glooming n enchanting ur skin is. they wouldn't wanna tell u d truth would they??

Her: lol, I receive compliment from girls also if u don't know

Me: so she's a lesby! well let me see ( I looked at er intensively like a doc inspecting one of his patients)
for a start er height is not bad for er body 5.4ft tall (I looked at er again n noticed she was putting on shoes)
oh! u think u can deceive me wit dose shoes abi OK I think 4.5 wud suffice.

She:arrrrrrh! I'm I dat short haba ( she was eager to hear the full analysis about er)

Me: she's got nice lips tho buh aint sure she knows how to use em... n d worst case scenario is, shes a lesby 4 dat mata, too bad cuz I've totally lost interest before she even get d chance to impress

Her: *cant help buh burst out wit laughter* so its me u analysed like dis abi, iyaf do b4 u finish me... wait!, oooo can't bliv ive bin talking to u all dis while and I dont know ur name.
(I guess she joltted back to reality n obviously dis word kept jolting tru er mind, ''can't bliv I'm so free n laughing my ass out wit a guy i dont even know his name''. yeah if I hapn to be d one I wudnt think more or less )


Me: oh so u can go n give it to one baba so u both can go saying my name at night abi......as if wooing me is not enuf buh still u want to use love portion on me. rababa, I'm covered wit da blawd
Arrrh! no way I'm telling u my name

Her:* laughing so hard to the extent she almost fell my bag from me hand...i kinda got embarrassed cuz dis time around, it was loud n obvious. I was like so dis same gurl forming hush n posh not quite long can laugh dis hard in public without giving a damn if anyone is watching er*

Her:U wish.... Pls just tell me ur name b4 u start to feel urself. hmm dont tell me u re dat scared to tell me, dont worry i wont bite.


Me: Nah, I don't want u go saying my name at night while u go hugging ur pillow wishing I was der......i wouldnt want d whole neighbourhood to know my name b4 I get to introduce myself

She:* cracked up big time*.....so wat should I do for u to tell me ur name


Me: why don't u call to find out buh 1st uve gat to impress me For me to pick d call n so far u havent impressed me ....beta start to show me wat u re good at. u can sing nice song for me or rather still dance, let me see if u even know how to use dose gift of urz or dey re just dormant..( brought out my phone n pretend as if i was looking at d time) ur time start now n u got just 10sec

She: u know i cant do dose things u asked of along d road ppl will get to stare at me n btw why don't u just tell me joor it s not a big deal (said it wit a sexy baby voice)

Me: oh dear u havent got to impressed me yet, i gave u d chance to impress me n u dint. oh! well, n besides Ive got alota admirer, u neva can tell if one of dem is keeping tabs on me ryt now, surely don't want any1 to go stalking me on social media (i smiled at er in an annoying way)

She: lol,for ur mind u be James . u ain't even happy I'm curious to know ur name ( she didn't bliv dat a guy can turn a sexy living creature like er down)

Me: ( already out of d school walls) u know wat dear, if u really curious to know my name y don't u call to find out.....* board a bike and took off*


To be continued


P.S: I brought out my life long experience wit em so dat most of u guyz can learn from my experience cuz it pains me to see my fellow niggas run after em ladies go doing every of der biddings just to impress dem to d extent not having a life of der own and get friendzone or rather still turned into a maga/mugu..... some guys really sucks at initiating a convo......it is a disease wen u suck n don't know u suck wit gurls well I just hope ya'll can obviously learn from my experience

I have built my game to this point it's not perfect but it's ok.. my problem right now is f follow up after d first meeting, I tend to mess things up.. m re reading the thread again Sha..m sure there is something m not doing right..I like your parting word tho.. me I like to have them laughing then I roll...btw m waiting for d remaining story..I have a feeling I will learn from it.

Me that is studying physics..
I initially wanted to study computer engineering..
As I have always been a sucker for tech..
So when I graduate now, my certificate will not have use?

Sexytincoll:
why do you have to call me naughty soul?Thats harsh and unwanted

Lol..
Would you rather I call you in private?
I won't..
I can't risk being alone with you.
You will take advantage of me.

Sexytincoll:
male virgins have gone into extinction since 1800

Oh no miss...
We do exist, tho rare..
But then our existence is being threatened by naughty souls like you...
Who can't control themselves..

Sexytincoll:
please don't spoil me. Stay safe

No..
I can't spoil you..
Me m still a virgin..
#fvck safe

Sexytincoll:
I wonder what they would do with the sex obsession if God decides to seize their erection till marriage time.Perverts everywhere

So because someone is Hot..
He is now a perverts..
Meanwhile Evey day you scream under d influence of big dick.
Especially this quarantine period..

I just saw this in d morning, how true is this?

mrbyron:
Let me have your what'sapp number. I could have something for you

Zero eight one one 0306.756

dharmielol:
Drop shipping all the way..... you dont need any capital to start .... As a student, if your target is your school environment, you can major on what students buy alot. Like hairs, dresses, sneakers, mini bags, small appliances, underwears, writing materials, etc and if not, then know your target customers and take your products to them online
All you need is your phone and data... you can work from anywhere, but ill advice you join different group to compare prices and also because of delivery issues
if you need more help, i am here to help @adorasplace

I have thought of this, but with this Corona virus thingy, don't you think delivery is going to be a bit complicated?

I am a student, and my parents are struggling, so m not really seeing much money, and school can be very cash demanding.
So I have decided to have a side hustle preferable online, as I will have time for my academics..
Please someone should suggest one for me.
Thanks.