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amakasul:
4-eyes?

Even if i were a cyclops or argus himself, i will still be rungs up the ladder of evolution and miles classier than that mongrel kunt you quoted

eneidoko:
What a condemned hybrid muck! The guy said he has washed u down his bk side, go on and flow with the sickish muck.
As u re hard of hearing and near-blind, find the quote below

"You are now an annoying assho.le bug.
I have neither time nor interest in pleasing your odd kick or answer any of your numerous life problems.
I am now washing you down my backside, imp!"

And When has the rantings of gutterswipe vermins ever meant a thing? That you expect me to even consider those rants as entitled opinions is an insult to humanity(real humans like my self) not just me alone! I don't know what reality you come from and i don't care, just don't try to make sense anymore you hear!! Gosh!! Has the requirements for being classified a human being been watered down recently ? Imagine all these festering excuses for terran life forms claiming humanity and all the rights and recognition that comes with it?

pallyking:
Shoo shoo delirious donkey dung!
Ur demented ghost is at war with u.

Hmm, i take it that the cucumber didn't suffice and you'll be needing something more putrid to fellate uhn?

HEY CLUB REJECT!!!

OI!!!

Any male volunteer? Any whatsoever?

homo-fellatori one of your own here needs a putrid priapus to fellate

*vomits*

pallyking:
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Everybody, including ladies, are washing u down their backsides.
But I have already washed u down mine.



[/s]

And yet, here you are

Revisionism is peculiar to those with no I.Q (low I.Q would be a white lie on you and a disservice and insult to those classified as having low I.Q)

Funny when a dunghill rat thinks he's entitled to an opinion ........... Somebody obviously forgot to tell you that you failed to evolve the type of brain necessary for cognition and now trying to think that you can think is having you bumbling incoherently...........ooops! sorry, you wouldn't even understand if i told you that for practical intents and purposes, you're are more or less sort of em, an animated vegetable (required brain function for communication primordial)
hmmm, my bad!
Afterall, a trained monkey is still a monkey and not a man, i'll try not to forget that if there is a next time

letibab:
Ur gutter mother is the *****t, poo-head!

Your cheerful giver of a mother must have thought she was doing you a favour while pushing you out of her cunnus if only she could see you now and seriously! Designation homo-fellatori is looking at your putrid cunnus now, and i think he's wondering how far that cucumber can go in...................care to oblige him? He's a bit confused on his sexuality though

aishababa:
U are obviously out of it with motor park English and dictum, four-eyed vagrant!

And also, you may think you're it or man enough to come against me (well, someone did claim you're a man), just don't!! But if you feel you must, go brush yourself up a bit and make it worth my while,

aishababa:
U are obviously out of it with motor park English and dictum, four-eyed vagrant!

Motor park english

Me?

Like seriously?

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

That you lack the minimum required grey matter upstairs to aid you in comprehension is no fault of mine mongrel b1tch

abikubu:
You are now an annoying assho.le bug.
I have neither time nor interest in pleasing your odd kick or answer any of your numerous life problems.
I am now washing you down my backside, imp!

And yet here you are

Kindly excuse your putrid visage from this environment you're surplus to requirement

anonimi:
Until they are prosecuted in a court of law under due process and convicted this is just a STORY filled with LIES and propaganda from Femi Adesina.

The new Media Aide to Brainless Bubu is working hard to bamboozle us through his former newspaper- the Sun.


Failed attempt to make us forget their campaign promises.


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More from: http://www.naij.com/408298-top-points-of-2015-buharis-campaign-promises-part-2.html

Why am i not surprised, a foundation built on lies will need bigger lies to sustain it

Gbola5:
I dont have a link. Try google.

Shyte!!!!
Sorry

Gbola5:
What have i been saying. Yes, R+L=J. Its the same books. I just remember the quotes and find the complete quotes.

Am sure the books I read might not be the original version and my be edited or abbreived online versions because am a GOT buff and would definitely remember these lines if ever I read them, my memory is not that bad not yet anyway

Midehi:
kissable dint mean wanting to kiss her, abi which school u go sef.

btw...you very cute @ your dp..

Spanks *blushes * nah! Not really

Gbola5:
Rhaegar found something in a book that changed his life forever. Here's Dany at the HotUndying;
Viserys, was her first
thought the next time she paused,
but a second glance told her
otherwise. The man had her
brother’s hair, but he was taller,
and his eyes were a dark indigo
rather than lilac. “Aegon,” he
said to a woman nursing a
newborn babe in a great wooden
bed. “What better name for a
king?”
“Will you make a song for
him?” the woman asked.
“He has a song,” the man
replied. “He is the prince
that was promised, and his
is the song of ice and fire.”
He looked up when he said
it and his eyes met Dany’s,
and it seemed as if he saw
her standing there beyond
the door. “There must be
one more,” he said, though
whether he was speaking
to her or the woman in
the bed she could not say.
“The dragon has three
heads.” He went to the
window seat, picked up a
harp, and ran his fingers
lightly over its silvery
strings. Sweet sadness
filled the room as man and
wife and babe faded like
the morning mist, only the
music lingering behind to
speed her on her way.

The woman is Elia by the way. So this means, Rhaegar thought Aegon and Rhaenys were heads and that he needed one more, since Elia was frail at this point and couldnt give birth anymore without dying, it would make sense why Rhaegar who was married and with 2kids needed Lyanna, might be Elia was in on it. Its unclear why Lyanna followed him, but i doubt we'll find out. Aerys sent Rhaegar after the mystery knight when he thought the mystery knight was going to oppose him. I did not say anyone killed Lyanna.

Hmmm, is there an online site where i can download the comprehensive and more detailed version of the book you're quoting from?

And i take it you accept the possibility of jon snow being lyanna's son by rhaegar?

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
Joy Ogwu will soon be replaced for her role in abstaining (being neutral just like Britain did) during the last SC vote for enforcement of Palestine's emergency boundaries.

Yes

For not voting for like buhari will want

Midehi:
go and sit down jor! admiring her mouth doesn't mean anything.

It means when you're thinking of kissing her and you're a gal, am not criticising though, just want to be part of any party that starts eventually between you two

TonySpike:
This should be in the culture section. It seems 'Ife' in Itsekiri is definitely cognate to "Ifa" in Yoruba. "Bibi Ife" would mean "Bibi ifa", that is to "ask ifa". Is Ifa knowledge practised among the Itsekiris ?

Cc. Macof 9jacrip

Is ifs knowledge peculiar to yoruba's alone?

Midehi:
some beautiful, some ugly, some old.

mennnn! the fulani girl.....see her mouth, kissable! *winks*

The fulani girl is ibo and are you gay

Gbola5:
True. Tyrion gave Tywin enough time to reach the Blackwater. Not because he knew though.

Exactly!!!

To the best of his knowledge all he had to stop stannis with were his wits and their meagre forces

Gbola5:
It wasn't her home. It was at the Tower of Joy, a Targ resort, although its located in Dorne. Lyanna wasn't inlove with Robert, Robert was in love with Lyanna.
"Love is sweet, dearest Ned, but it
cannot change a man's nature."- Lyanna about Robert's promiscuity.
“Robert will never keep to one bed,”
Lyanna had told him at Winterfell, on
the night long ago when their father had
promised her hand to the young Lord of
Storm’s End. “I hear he has gotten a
child on some girl in the Vale.”- Ned's thoughts.
Everyone thinks she was kidnapped. But Ned doesnt, shouldn't that say something. If you know the story of the tourney, then you must needs know the Knight of the Laughing Tree,no ? And if you know that, you must know Rhaegar was sent after the mystery knight. The knight was someone who knew of Howland Reed's experience with the squires, who worshipped the old gods due to the tree on his shield, who spoke in a booming voice which is fake and was used as a disguise, who encountered Rhaegar at somepoint, when he was sent after tkotlt. Its theorized this may be Lyanna. Well my point is she wasn't kidnapped. I think where you went off is the timeline, Rhaegar and Lyanna went of before Rickard and Brandon were killed, which is yet before Rhaegar died on the Trident.

It may be lyana true but that doesn't give a motive as to why she would want to escape with rhaegar who was already married with kids, and who sent rhaegar after the mystery knight?

And also, after ned killed sir authur dane the sword of the morning with the crannogman's help at the tower, who was left to have killed lyanna? She was found in a pool of her own blood without any obvious injuries, what does that say about the nature of her stay at the tower of joy?

gj22:
This is wrong. Stannis would have taken kings landing long before Tywin got there if not for tyrion. Don't forget cercei was already almost killing her children. They hardly scrapped by.

Yes and tyrion only delayed the inevitable but for tywin's intervention

gj22:
So, in your opinion, did Tywin stand a chance against robb as at the time of the red wedding? And why do you think so?

Yes a very good chance

gj22:
Am not much of a reader, sorry, didn't read all that.

Don't forget that robb wasn't fighting for the iron throne.

The Lannisters could barely get by the Baratheons if not for tyrion's genius and robb had a better army.

Was robb not also termed a master planner? Seriously though, a lot of game of thrones forums online say the same.

Tyrions genius wasn't what stopped stannis at the blackwater, stannis would have won that battle were it not for the armies of the reach allying themselves with tywin at harrenhal and riding to kingslanding to defeat stannis baratheon's forces for the promise of queenship to maegery tyrell

Rob was an astute commander who was good with battlefield tactics but he wasn't a master planner, his mother katherine stark and even his beheaded bannerman rickard karstark were, they understood that wars were about alliances and counselled rob as much and rob heeded until his heart betrayed him and he fell in love with the daughter of a lannister bannerman(according to the books) and his failure to discipline his heart, cost him his life and his army and there is also the fact that the starks were principled and obeyed unwritten codes of conduct in life and warfare that others simply obeyed when convenient or ignored totally

Gbola5:
Only Robert and others think it was rape. Ned didnt, Barristan didnt. And its not said he tells Benjen, or that Elia knew.

Lyana was betroded to and in love with robert baratheon and the starks are if not anything else, principled, to think that lyana gave herself willingly to rhaegar after she was kidnapped and held his prisoner is preposterous. Before the tournament at harrenhal where everything began the starks were loyal subjects of the crown and had no quarrels whatsoever with the iron throne and when rhaegar rode past his wife publicly to give his favour to lyana after his victory at harrenhal, it was a public embarrassment and affront to the martells and the baratheons and at that time a PR nightmare to the starks who knew not that calamitous events would unfold after so even after the fate that befell her brother and father you would have me think that lyanna ever gave herself willingly to rhaegar and his wife ellia who was publicly humiliated at harrenhal had no idea what he was doing to ellia in her own home? Pleeeeeeese

1adewoye:
They said you are the remnant of cow abi donkey dung and a demented ghost!
Judging from arrant nonsense you have vomitted here, you are worse!

Another member of club reject, Designation ===>homo-idiota

You reek worse than the rest and adding you to the rest

*runs out of thread *

1adewoye:
Have u backslid to onyoshi dialect?
Like they said, "u are not up 2 level" ode!

*comes back wearing a hazmat suit *

That you don't undestand me when i made my missive as simple as can be in english and pidgin is a function of your own idiocy and daftness and not my lack of articulation or comprehesiveness

pallyking:
Shoo shoo demented soul!

And to you











To you




To you



Homo-fellatori

Go do your thang go suck a cucumber or something

*pukes in disgust *

gj22:
Edited it. Brain fart I guess.

I think Tywin deserves more than 50% credit for the red wedding because he gained more and lost less.

He was able to take out his greatest opponent he stood no chance against, and also distance himself from possible fallout in just one stroke of genius.

Wrong @ the bolded, at that point in time, he stood a better chance at victory than rob stark, tywin only made one mistake, he thought rob a greenhorn despite the many seasoned campaigners he had among his bannermen and dismissed him, he deeply regretted that afterward, tywin was playing a waiting game because rob had the only thing tywin valued as much as his family name and that was jamie his son, true they supposedly had both stark girls but to tywin and even to rob their brother, they didn't have same negotiating value. With jamie as his prisoner, rob went ahead and bled lannister armies until only tywins main force at harrenhal(which later went to kingslanding at the battle of the blackwater) was large enough and strong enough to face rob, but tywin couldn't or didn't face rob because he couldn't predict rob and had come to respect him as an adversarý besides he i think had come to realise that rob would be more easily vanquished away from the battle field and he was right, he looked for the chink in robs northern ranks and found a ready made one in the far reaching roose bolton who deliberately orchestrated many losses of northern forces (mostly soldiers of other northern houses) when rob garrisoned him against tywin at harrenhal and went west to ravage the western kingdom of the lannisters and this and i think with tywin's connivance and this much was evidenced during boltons journey from harrenhal to the twins to attend the wedding where he tactfully betrayed non bolton northern troops by ferrying his troops across first and leaving the rest to be massacred in an ambush led by gregor clegane the mountain and rob stark didn't help matters much by beheading rickard karstark his bannerman to whom half his army owed their primary fealty and loyalty causing the loss of half his fighting forces.

Gbola5:
Its not clear if it was rape. But here's a quote;
/They/ had found him still holding her
body, silent with grief. The little
crannogman, Howland Reed, had taken
her hand from his. Ned could recall none
of it.
Its said there were only two survivors in the fight, but Ned thinks, "THEY". So there might have been more people at the tower. If there were more people i dont think it was rape. Probably a Septon or wetnurse or servants or Rhaegar's companions.

Its a theory, ned took a baby from lyana's bloody body and the theory is that she died in childbirth. She wasn't murdered and wasn't in a fight with anyone, she was Rhaegar's prisoner at the red castle and she was repeatedly raped by him even to the disgust of his wife ellia of house martell. The rape being talked about was not once and happened from the period of lyana's kidnap after the tournament at harrenhal to right before Rhaegar went to war to quell the rebellion and was killed in the battle of the trident by robert baratheon, that much we know from the previous five publications of the book, what we don't know is what happens after, what jon's true identity is and this theory gives a very plausible explanation because the honourable ned stark loathed talking about jon's mother even to his beloveth wife katherine of house tully and his maester luwin, the two people apart from benjen he had kept no other secrets from. This theory postulates that jon is the son of Rhaegar by lyana stark and is the second head of the three headed dragon which is the symbol of house targeryon, the legend of the dragons say they are three headed (three dragons) with three riders. But what much we can postulate with a reasonable degree of confidence is that jon snow dies but survives in a manner we can't really fathom yet given the fact that he is a very powerful warg, a fact of which he was unaware of even at the time of his death.

luvmijeje:
Thank God, Nigerians succeeded in hounding him out of power. He was given a long rope
and he succeeded in hanging himself.

Nigerians never expected him to fight Boko Haram alone. We expected him to use the financial and human resources available to him as the President to fight it........ Unfortunately he failed. He failed in his utterances, in his carriage and in every area one can think of.

I don't even want to talk about him again........ Buhari should just recover our money from him.

In my whole missive is that all you noticed? And since when did Nigerians APC supporters not expect him to fight boko haram alone? Sice when APC stopped being the opposition abi? spare me the hypocrisy please

ApexTitan:
Speak now or forever hold your peace.

According to L.A times, the theory is that Jon snow actually does die but , he is actually more than just the bastard of ned stark, scratch that, he is actually not ned starks son, he actually is the nephew of ned stark born by lyanna stark in her dying bed and conceived of rape, rape by rhaegar taegeryon the last dragon meaning jon snow is a legitimate or illegitimate if you like dragon and he is half taegeryon, half stark and according to prophecy, the prince that was promised, he will be the second of the three dragons(after daenerys) and ned stark protected his true identity from even himself because he was his sisters son taegeryon or not and ned loved his sister dearly and the truth of his paternity would have been a threat to robert baratheon neds beloved friend and king and robert might not have killed him but he would have been sore tempted to but other great houses like the lannisters would have wanted him dead while others like the tyrells, the martels and the greyjoys might have used his existence as an excuse to rebel against king robert baratheon
How things play out with this possible revelation I don't know as the book ended with book five at the wall where jon snow was murdered so it is all touch and go and guesswork henceforth
But some things are now known, snow was on set for the filming of season six and GOT will have a season eight at least eventually.

ayindejimmy:
Why didn't Jonathan probe Obj?
Why didn't Obj probe Abubarka?
Why didn't Abubarka probe Abacha?
Why didn't Abacha probe Babangida?

Where do you expect Buhari to probe people successive leaders refused to probe?
Where will he find the incriminating evidences?
Or you think you'll just probe in isolation... Without documents and witnesses?
These people had obviously destroyed any incriminating evidence.
But gej's era is fresh and that's Buhari’s duty.
The appropriate authorities can still gather evidence on 6 years interver

Your self induced ignorance is pathologic SMH

luvmijeje:
Jonathan can never be left alone because is failure is at the expense of thousands of life. A President who's watch the Barns were opened for every goats and other species of animals. A President who failed to take the issue of Boko Haram seriously through his utterance and demeanour by his belief that Boko Haram is a Northern elite plan to bring his government down. A President who came out on National TV to tell us Boko Haram were in his government but refuse to raise his hands against them.

So are you still wondering why I believe Biya's statement

And has biya been able to suppress boko haram in his own country after they switched from passive dwellers to aggressive occupants in northern cameroon? I asked for objective reasoning, I hate and despise buhari but rather than mock at his failures when it comes to tackling boko haram, I'll rather he succeeds and save countless numbers of innocent Nigerians from dying needlessly, but APC as opposition would rather berate the GEJ administration, calling into question his inability to crush boko haram alone which is a far cry from what buhari is doing right now, you'll rather mock your president, your military and your country by extension and that is why i call you all Fifth columnists and saboteurs, you succeeded in hounding GEJ out and now, you cant perform the wonders you expected from GEJ like tackling boko haram alone, you see your hypocrisy?

And on failing to tackle boko haram seriously how many times must you be told that you can't hide truth? When Ihejirika was sent to tackle boko haram which he did,wasn't it the northern elders forum and northern statesmen including your current president buhari who campaigned against him and smeared his name both nationally and internationally that he was carrying out a genocide against muslims, he was carrying out human right atrocities and what not, that boko haram was a socio-economic issue caused by poverty and an attack against boko haram was an attack against the north - buhari and you seriously blame GEJ for backtracking in his onslaught against boko haram? And after this let of which gave boko haram the respite they needed to regroup, recruit and change their tactics, you fault GEJ for believing it was a northern agenda too, seriously Boko harams evolution is well documented so why the attempt to rewrite history thinking the rest of us have suddenly caught amnesia?

I don't know whether am allowed to post a theoretical spoiler for season six, am i?

Yes he dies, but he comes back (resurrected) as the prince that was promised (half targaeryan half stark) son of rheaghar targaeryan born by lyanna stark whom he kidnapped and raped meaning ned eddard stark was actually his uncle and lied about being his father to protect him from his vengeful friend robert baratheon L.A times