₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
so afta all the brain wey u get, u stiil dey plant indomie for ground make e grow....

La he la

Na today tortoise dey wear cap carry bagco super sack?

Dbrainiac1:
A clue? No.

Then we duel
May victory go to the more brainy interactive construct between us both
*do me proud ice*

lekanolas:
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/daily/index.php/news-menu/news/62075-jss-3-girl-commits-suicide-over-love-affair

We practice punitive laws and lawless justice in Nigeria, unless it can be proven that the girls suicide isn't suicide and/or is secondary to psychological persuasion and/or trauma/induced fear by the boyfriend(s) i don't see why they he/they should be hounded and arrested. Suicide is a tragedy, it is not a crime

Cutehector:
if I konk u... Gv me spaggetti instead....

Don't be gweedy mehn!!

Am planning to seed the sphaggetti with brain cells for an artificial intelligence sidekick of mine, no it will be noodles for you, though you can choose the spice that comes with it

And abeg no konk me oh!

No go dislocate the noodles from the water inside my head oh!

Dbrainiac1:
Temper, temper. U know I cud use you as an assistant, u'd make a cool villain

Assistant?

Me?

I'll be the villain

You'll be my loyal sidekick and i promise to delegate juicy tasks to you

How 'bout that?

Cutehector:
lol why is ur moniker brainiac? Dummy

Bwahahahahahaha because i got all the brains and i just took most of yours during the exchange am gonna give you noodles instead

But seriously, even my advanced programming no prepare me for this one oh!!!

Hope am forgiven sha?

Dbrainiac1:
Sure we have. How about you change urs, or get banned. Cos wat u want ain't gon'happen

That's it!!!!

ned!........Ned!!........................NED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unsheath ice from the scabbard and bring her to me, let me deliver krypton's justice to this ursuper

Cutehector:
At d age of twelve, I neva knew wat was sperrrm... Hw wil a twelve year old boy impregnate a 13yr old girl wit his smal tin..

As you ask me e..ee.......eeeeee

*trumpet blares par raaaaam paaaaaaa!!!!!!! *

na who I go ah...ask?
...............................

Dbrainiac1:
Sex attacker...nice title for the bastard

Have we crossed swords before mate?

Your moniker is too close to home for my liking, change it before i unsheath my sword (ICE) and have at you

tundamartin:
Jeez! Look at what one person all by himself has written and you think you are okay? What evil hole begot such scumbag as you? Sorry for her!

By the way, why did you run off claiming a woman was waiting in one of your posts? Why didn't you join them when they were online instead of running off to resurface when they had gone off to open your worm-filled mouth behind them?

You are a coward down to your yellow liver, goat! You are not worth it!!!

And who are you but a daft moronic 1mbecilic retarde.d vermin with maggots for brains? and who da fvck are you to ask me questions demanding answers
?

Get lost worthless flea before i swat you like the rest of them!!!

kliq:
I am an IDIOOT

That's very factual

bigiyaro:
don't be an idi.ot, i jst asked were dis so called group was, wen GEJ was doin his tin. I did nt say anytin abt fashola.

Don't be one either (an 1diot) what relationship does the request for accountability from fashola's government have to do to GEJ's government? Did you see the part where they complained of having submitted complaints upon complaints to the EFCC with no resultant action? Why should they query the GEJ government either? Don't they already have you doing that for them?

Dec 03, by Anonymous

A 12 and a 13-year old had consensual sex.
They got into the most ridiculous legal trouble.
The
Utah Supreme Court had difficulty trying to
understand the peculiar case of a 13 year old
girl.
She was convicted for a sexual offence after
having consensual sex with a 12 year old boy.
However, she is also considered a victim in this
same sex act.
The girl and her boyfriend were put in this odd
predicament after they violated a law that
prohibits anyone from having sex with someone
under the age of 14.
Since the girl was 13, her boyfriend was
charged with breaking that law.
The sexual encounter became a legal battle
after the 13 year old girl became pregnant with
the 12 year old's child.
After appealing to the Utah Court of Appeal, the
girl was still found guilty of the crime because
according to the judge, the law is their to
protect minors - even if that means protecting
them from each other.


www.omgfacts.com/lists/13354/A-12-and-a-13-year-old-had-consensual-sex-They-got-into-the-most-ridiculous-legal-trouble-ab630-1

MistaHumble:
Abeggiiiiii.... Story for the gods.... Na only him know say them gats fulfil promise. Of what benefit is that to us self compared to the fact that since Buhari entered office, there are already visible signs of changes going on.

Visible? Where? I hope you are you high on kontagora weed!!!

We need to see those assets now and those of his family members before we find out four years from now that an unborn grandchild is worth billions of dollars which he/she came from the womb with, like his wife's brother and family who became billionaires in the late 90's thanks to PTF funds which is a reason why he won't dare probe obasonjo

kliq:
Hungry "Charge and Bail Lawyer"

Mumu you think this is 1930's germany and we will just quietly sit down and allow fools like you elevate buhari to demigod do-no-wrong status like they did hitler?

We will hound buhari tirelessly and mercilessly till the veil falls from your eyes and you see the hypocrisy and if he likes let him send his daura hound with DSS after us


Proudly 5% and wailing

bigiyaro:
PMB does nt listen to mushroom groups. Were ws dis group wen GEJ n his crew were robbin d country blind?

Good! Since you're one of those seeking evidence to prove fashola's guilt, kindly furnish evidence to prove the GEJ's administration's guilt and am not talking about "he said" nor "she said" or illiterate opinions of people with numerical diarrhoea

Do this or you're just a hypocrite

Myself2:
Anyone here on nairaland saying Fashola is not corrupt is not just a learner or JJC, but should be regarded with high suspicion

Problem with that is that honestly probing fashola is just a doorstep away from probing tinubu so in buhari's government, not gonna happen

TXRunner:
dis group Na Wetin that instagram man dey call EP aka Enemy of Progress dey shud gerrarhere mehn shïttt!!! who wants to listen to deir jargons? it's is clear dey were sponsored by one anti fashola person lol

Like they sponsored fasholas spokesman not to pick his calls and refute the allegations abi? Like they sponsored fashola's government to suppress the F.O.I bill in lagos abi?

Mtcheeeeew!

Yeye dey smell

Sinbad2:
Do you have a concrete evidences against him? If yes then table it nd if found guilty anti graft agencies should prosecute him change we voted for (Am for Nobody).

Do you ask for concrete evidence when accusing G.E.J's government? In as much as you hear from someone with numerical diarrhoea you're okay and take it as a fact

Mtcheeeeew!!! Hypocrites

MaleoPearls:
Heeeii, oya swear! ― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? MY GENERATION! MY GENERATION!! MY GENERATION!!!

I did not do any of..................

Oh!! tha nation!!

*farts noisily on thread's headline*


Yeah! That's how i feel about lies and propaganda


* Walks out of thread*

Chrisilo:
We are winning the war! About 100 days gone. I will.... I shall... The true word should be.. "I may". Which I knw the Dollard will not. Govt of one chance! Soooo happy to be a wailer. Proudly 5%.

Proudly 5% and Wailing too

ayobabas:
How did you survive your mama's grossly offensive rectal foul?

Look!!! We're trying to replant trees and attract wildlife back to this bio-hazard wasteland you desecrated with your presence not too long ago even chenorbyll is better populated with living things than here, keep yourself and other escapees of your mama (pandora's living box) slimy cesspit away from our habitation

abikubu:
Impish gay who.re, I hear u hv torn ur old mama's old backside.

Well, seeing as you never had brains to begin with, its no surprise the one left in a cesspit's rectum is a very attractive proposition to you

Go help yourself with it, but keep your distance when you're done............we still remember your last encroachment of our space with the resultant stench and the death of everything green within a 10 mile radius

ayobabas:
Dog-meat eater, speak English! You rogue!

If I did, swine flu, it will be wasted on you as you lack the grey matter required for comprehension

bashirolu:
Dim-witted libertine, this is an English site and nobody gives your gutter mother's black ass-deep hole!

That you're too dumb and daft to know what argus is no fault of mine 1mbecile somehow you think i have to convince you i am writing correct english when the language is bleeding profusely from your corrupt usage

Its obvious that am way too classy for a serf like you and seeing how you turned out, i wonder what else your mothers rotten, slimy, oozing, festering reverse vortex churned out? The devil, HIV AIDS and ebola are the leading contenders

Uuuurgh!

abikubu:
Look at this gay urchin, did you 4get that riding your own old mother’s wrinkled backside is anathema to proper upbringing? Don’t do it again, baboon!

Back are you? homo-idiota


My favourite cretin


The fact that you were caught d1ck in cun.t with your whirlpool-fistula mum and you weren't castrated doesn't mean you should think the rest of the world approves, finds it normal and acts like you should it?

Machine007:
Talking about quotes fron Game of Throne,my best is from Tyrion "when you are afraid,it means you are not stupidd"

I might be wrong, but i think that quote belongs to theon greyjoy

gj22:
I think what he is trying to say is that, Drogo's khalasaar was not the only khalasaar in the entire fictionverse. So he is asking for a source as to where you got your info that they were once part of drogo's men.

I can only speculate on this, but daenerys removed her ring identifying her as a khaleesi threw it to the ground and stamped on it when the riders were approaching her.....any ramifications or significance as to this behaviour?

midolian:
https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dasuki1.jpg?a1f46c
The immediate past National Security Adviser, Col. Sambo Dasuki (rtd), has spoken of how the administration of President Goodluck Jonathan facilitated the acquisition of hitherto elusive weaponry in the last one year and recovered many local governments that had been occupied by Boko Haram terrorists.

https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dasuki2-1024x678.jpg?a1f46c

Sambo, who has been a subject of media focus since his homes in Abuja and Sokoto were invaded by operatives of the Department of State Security Services (DSS) the same week he left office on the eve of Eid -Fitri 2015, named some of the deciding acquisitions to include Alpha jets, APCs, MRAP vehicles, advanced artillery pieces, assorted arms and ammunitions, highly sophisticated surveillance drones, T72 and carried out modification of F7 supersonic jet fighters.

https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dasuki4.jpg?a1f46c

Dasuki told PRNigeria that “The armored tanks have comprehensive NBC protection system, just as we deployed Mine-Resistant Ambush Protected (MRAP) vehicles that we bought and could withstand improvised explosive device (IED) attacks and ambushes. The vehicles had protected our troops from the land mine threats.

https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dasuki3.jpg?a1f46c

“We are glad that we also provided assorted Armoured Personnel Carriers to transport troops to the battlefield. They are armed for self-defence and to provide protection from attacks from shrapnel and small arms fire.

“All these were acquired in the last one year after years of frustration by Western powers who denied us of the equipment and sabotage our efforts to acquire same from other sources which are reasons for some delay in delivery.”

https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dasuki5.jpg?a1f46c

According to him, some other arms already paid for by the previous administration are due to be delivered soon. “It was unfortunate that some elements are frustrating the efforts as we even had to query some suppliers for delay in delivery of arms and ammunitions,” he added.

https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dasuki6.jpg?a1f46c

The former NSA disclosed “we utilised some of these equipment to recover more than 22 local governments under Boko Haram terrorists and ensured that Shekau did not disrupt the 2015 election as he had threatened. Not only did we ensure that the elections were peaceful, Shekau has never spoken to threaten anyone again since then.”

Responding to critics of past administration on security issues, he said: “In attempt to rubbish individuals for whatever reasons, political or otherwise, we should be careful not to rubbish sensitive institutions and their personnel that might still be in active service.

https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/dasuki7.jpg?a1f46c

“It is unfortunate that some elements hide under the cover of anonymity in the media to rubbish some of the sacrifices we made. They should the take the courage to come out publicly by identifying themselves with their baseless allegations. ”

 http://dailypost.ng/2015/08/06/dasuki-releases-images-of-sophisticated-weapons-acquired-under-jonathan-photos/

Seconded

Southwastern cum APC media, una hear!!

Wrong headline

Southwastern media and propaganda moguls at work again and their cretin-uos supporters be busy masturbating to this LMAO

danpatrick:
Guys, call it a night.

The son of a sewage who.re has run off.
@ brainacx, oloshi.

He had a beautiful, warm and sexy gal to engage, your posts really did amuse us, looking forward to another round of whipping you cretins later