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Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 2:11pm On Dec 13, 2013
StateOfMind: No wahala dude, may God keep us safe till(and after) then..

Enroute owanbe.. grin...to search for posh dudes tongue
Or girls
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 2:09pm On Dec 13, 2013
Screw weds SOM. Has a nice ring to it. Just that they are gonna keep pushing this wedding till all the guests lose interest.
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 1:01pm On Dec 13, 2013
StateOfMind:

Lool...pair up with breathing. You'll make a great couple... cool cheesy

Diaryland award? Lool..with the numbers of diarylanders we have now. One helluva job that will be. Plus breathing's first love is no where to be found.
A lesbo would always think like one.
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 2:18am On Dec 13, 2013
alosiby92: Oh breathing..
*sigh
Where is that face palm smiley when you need it?
Sorry cowife, I meant cat o.
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 9:12pm On Dec 12, 2013
teeo:

what is wussy ooo. lipsrsealed sad angry

Like pu'ssy
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 2:06pm On Dec 11, 2013
Screwface:

Aburo what r u saying again biko.

Hi breathing, my kid brother, Teeo, says he misses you. Please respond. Tenk cool

Haha, tell your kid bro I miss him too
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 11:11am On Dec 11, 2013
alosiby92: Cowifey, you have natural hair??
Why didnt you tell me you were bald at some point in time? i would have teased you mercilessly...hohoho
Farydah: LOL at hubby knowing how to eat...
What would be your dream holiday destination?
Would you get a house boy or house gehl? If so, why?
Do you know how to beat children? if so will you beat your own? What are your views on beating children?
Would you get a pet? If so, what pet?
On a typical day, what would you and hubby argue over?
Do you consider yourself a matchmaker? Have you matchmaked anyone? Did it work out?

Spotlight on Alosiby, do you ever get tired? cheesy
Btw, I never went bald tongue, I just chopped off the relaxed part.
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 10:30am On Dec 11, 2013
alosiby92: its ok..I know how to swim...I'll save you...
Or watch you drown tongue...whichever is easier...
LOL...so that was the beef with my learning how to swim....hohoho...jealousy things...

Who beefed you kwanu woman. How did you manage to learn sef. I've tried but I'm just too lazy to be moving my legs and hands continuously like that, its very tiring grin
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 10:26am On Dec 11, 2013
StateOfMind: Loool...so all of us have phobia for water in here...

I really wish I could overcome it though sad. One can never tell when the swimming skills will be needed badly.
Speak for yourself alone, I can swim with a floater tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 7:48am On Dec 11, 2013
uj_sizzle:
embarassed It's embarassing mehn but that phobia won't go away.


Whadup with ya? smiley
I'm kinda hydrophobic too, if I get into water, my head swells considerably before it normalises. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 6:14pm On Dec 09, 2013
alosiby92: Ewo..i'm yet to receive your number on fb....


*coughs
Blush well well oh, you hear me? Get all the browness and lack of redness away from your face..then explain your relation to gentie
tongue

Peoples, wars up?

Alos, don't be like that to strangers, you don't know who's our in-law cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 1:20pm On Dec 04, 2013
Btw, wth is psychedelia
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 1:18pm On Dec 04, 2013
StateOfMind: Hello lovies, I got home safe and sound, got in around 5.30am but my phone has been acting up all day. imma get in touch as soon as its alright..using my sister's phone at the moment.

I know you guys miss me...lol

Love ya kiss kiss

Welcome back Binch, your phone has expired, throw it away. Keep my goodies in a separate bag, lock it up in your drawer, and swallow the keys, until I'm ready.
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 2:29pm On Nov 19, 2013
alosiby92: Leave me jare...as if you don't chase away people who attempt to even sniff in my direction tongue
I have 24 rights to be jealous
I only chase men nah
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 2:12pm On Nov 19, 2013
alosiby92: *coughs and clears throat..

See this my cowife cheating on our religion.. She doesn't even ask after me again sad
Jealousy jealousier jealousiest
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 12:16pm On Nov 19, 2013
Vivly: Hey breathing
Hi Vivly, is that German on your signature.
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 7:31am On Nov 19, 2013
Viewing this topic: Vivly(f)
cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 5:29am On Nov 19, 2013
StateOfMind: Egg heads ..i cant explain what happened o..my bbm just stopped working. i have swapped sims, even bought a new bundle since my bbm stopped working with wireless but i still cant use it...same for whatsapp too...

chop kisses..... kiss kiss kiss

Eyah pele, maybe your new bundle does not support social ntwking apps. Or maybe your bb phone has expired grin tongue. I hope your e-mail still works tho, I still want gist, even if you have to write a letter and post it through the post office.
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 3:16pm On Oct 31, 2013
Yayyyyy my co-wife finally has a smart phone, better still you are done with exams. So finally I can have you all to myself on whatsapp, better still you can even download bbm. Who said God is not wonderful kwanu.

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Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 9:40pm On Oct 27, 2013
alosiby92: Ehen! Breathing.....what was that uhm....roasted plantain you wrote about us having inner gods?
I never said we have inner gods, I said we are God
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 8:06pm On Oct 27, 2013
Screw, what freaked you out, is it the fact that your grandma died or that she died holding you grin. You shouldn't take bad dreams too seriously, sometimes they subconsciously affect your actions and make the dream come to pass
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 1:35pm On Oct 24, 2013
Sapphiredamsel:

Really? Didn't know you did a review of Roses and Bullets. I follow ur diary but I haven't come across it. Sorry for not bringing ur attention to it earlier. I know the strike isn't going to be off soon but I just want to be on a safer side because my supervisor is one kolo man I discussed some months ago in mydiary.
All the same, lemme knw ur input on them when you have the time

I didn't do a review o, i havent even read the book. I copied and pasted the review from Naija stories to my diary. Ok i'd try to read the book then get back to you.
Nairaland / General / Re: hohoho!!kwanu? by breathing(f): 10:55pm On Oct 23, 2013
Hey Sapphire, im only seeing your voicenote now, you didnt even try bringing my attention to it. Ive not read roses and bullets, isnt that the book that got one hilariously insulting review i once posted in my diary, and my half of a yellow sun would need to be hunted down. On the Bright side, ASUU strike is nowhere near over, so there's no hurry, is there?
TV/Movies / Re: Gulder Ultimate Search 10 Official Thread by breathing(f): 9:24pm On Oct 23, 2013
StateOfMind:

Me too cool cool cool
*esbo lipsrsealed

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