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A baby was conceived right then, and his name would be test-bedding.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew, TA Orji never gets tired of paying young fools to do his cheap publicity. The funny thing is that all the money he puts into all these cheap propaganda is enough to actually do something nice for the people of Abia state but he would rather spend it sugarcoating things and painting them into what they are not.

Screwface: Breathing shut up, kwanu!
@Sizzle, go thru www.okadabooks.com. I should think it's still on their home page.
Book title is My Beautiful Sad Life: A fictional tale. But you need an andriod device before you can acess the site.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]unedited version nko?[/quote]Me too, it's quite unfair that I still haven't gotten to read it.

Hehe Alosiby and Sixteen have fallen inside Screw's well tossed fishing net.

@Uj: Alos divorced my Seun long ago, I think she and Screw would be good for each other, unless you are interested in him too.

@EWO: Why do I have to send a pm first kwanu when you could just post the picture here. And how come you have a picture sef, do you have a crush?

alosiby92: And in other news.......Mr Nairaland is following me on Nairaland....why? I have no idea....

Who won sef, I wanna see his picture, to know if I can follow him while he follows you.

Screwface: Alos, even me as I dey like this can't acess it. I use a Nokia phone. Teeo has been the one gisting me about it.
Ma binu dear.

I've been trying to contact them to even bring the work down, and I haven't been successful. Am having so many goose bumps am not so sure about it again. I don't want it published again. I don't want to write. I just don't want anything again.

Hehe, calm down. What happened. You were supposed to send me a link remember? Is this pre-wedding publishing jitters?

Alos, I was only wondering if SOM has infected you with her lesbianistic ways? Set fire on which banana plantation kwanu? My own? I know you have always smoked banana leaves but has your addiction reached the extent of wanting to set fire on a wholeeee plantation just to inhale the smoke? Wepu kwa aka na my plantation. That's Igbo I have given you the month of June but it would take way more than your cheap Ijebu juju to block my way in July.

I've always been here o. Every calabash I tried to hide myself broke cuz of my fatness.

Breathing: you know what they say...homies over hoews...besties before testies...breassts before chests...bitter leaf over bitter chiefs...hehehe but yeah, you get the picture....no more guys in between us....by the way, you have also been awol after passing out...how is the monthly banana chopping thing going?

So b0obs over broes. That sounds SOMish in a lesbian kinda way . Good to know e-crush is turning a to be a guy alosiby might end up liking, I'd soon be asking for his pictures. Why are you asking about my banana plantationing after you blocked my road with holy water. Let's just say your prayers worked. Having read the Seffi Attah short story, have you read Chimamanda's Americanah?

Happy birthday Screw and Teeo. So sorry its late.

alosiby92: I finished it....why did she leave her husby? could she not smack sense into him?? eh? why na? Ah well...authors sha..
SCREW: Ayam still waiting oh!
Sapphire: Loved boys over flowers.....hehehe..koreans can be dramatic sometimes though...

I thought she over-did it too when she left her husband. I think I once said it in my diary, the woman-emancipation abi feminism theme in that book was just so exaggerated. She made it seem like there's no way a woman can be happy with an African man except she decides to dump his sorry arx. All the women in that book were suffering. She, her mother, her aburo (the half caste girl). There was just no redeeming male character. I still love the book sha, I've read it over and over again, she really captured the girl's childhood perfectly and that part was fun for me.

Been long Alos, we don't gist again. Since you started following boys...

Wow, for once I actually totally agree with Teeo's views. Well except the fact where he thinks he had good sex cuz the girl begged him to come and he didn't. If the girl was like 'Teeo, do and come nah'. Doesn't that mean she was kinda bored

Anyway, I totally agree with the rest of the post. Communication is the key to a good plantation. Bananas are such beautiful and nutritious fruits, when they are ripe. No ones deserves to be eating unripe banana. So yeah, if the banana isn't ripe, its best to talk to the plantation master, let him put the banana in the fridge or something so that next time, it would be ripe and chill by bananas I mean real bananas Alos.

alosiby92: hehehe....I really enjoyed the book...it made me mad to think people have this wobbed mentality of "e go better" in london when its not...really...its a shame the girl had to go through what she did though....hence why I conclude that men are mgbekes, forget their skin colour....the part about her aunt rubbing pepper in her privates was uhm....very interesting and I hated that her neighbour sha.....
have you read his other book, walking with shadows?
Teeo, sorry...oh...dis one na commercial break noni

No, I've heard so much about walking with shadows, but I never bought it cuz it has so many bad reviews. I'd still read it some day tho.

As for the pepper thing, when I was in secondary school, I once watched a senior put pepper in a lil girl's vayjayjay cuz the girl stole and was denying it. Very cruel and crude thing to do. The lil girl literally ran crazy and confessed. I still laughed sha *face palm*. Anyone would confess to anything with pepper in there, whether guilty or not.

Happy birthday Sapphire. You know I love you sometimes. God bless you

alosiby92: *commercial break*
Breathing: so you have read "unbridled" by jude dibia? what did you think of it?

Yeah, sorry just seeing this. Unbridled was the book that made me fall in love with contemporary African literature as a genre (it its a genre) it was the book that made me realise like 'wow, young Africans are writing and boy, they can write'. Saying I loved the book would be an understatement. Read it about 5 years ago.

As for post-nysc. Its job, masters and baby in the order, although since I'm sick of taking crap from potential employers, I'm really dreaming now of just starting up my own thing where I can poke recent graduates with all kinds of ridiculous questions in the name of interview, make them feel like they are not worth much, just before offering them a salary that's same with what used to be their pocket money in school

P.s: I'm not sorry for stealing Teeo's spotlight for my rant. Afterall he just publicly denied his secret crush on me

Gangster? Huh

Hohoho Alos, lmao at your last post. No be only left overs. Consolation prize

alosiby92: #askteeo: is your favourite mod writing a novel by any chance?

I thought he said his favourite mod was tgirl. I love this chatroom clean and peaceful and minding our businesses o. Anyway, is it still called missionary with the girl on top

Sapphiredamsel: chai,see bribe

Smh, see corrupt mind

Yeah Screw, you could get it from her.

Hmmmm sixteen's favourite fruit is banana... Thats gottta mean something.

Anyways, let the guys not be left out cuz they aint even asking questions. I vote spotlight on Teeo

Alos i know i owe you and im sorry ive not paid, one day i will. love you too

I vote Lupey