Screw: Lol, I'm glad the feeling is mutual.

@Alos: I didn't say anything is wrong with your taste in men o, just your taste in Screw

@Uju: I hope your indication of interest, reaches the dl moderator thread. Amen

uj_sizzle: Una well done.

Breathing, how's your love affair with Airtel going?

Alosiby, howdy?

You mean my hate affair nonsense people.

Btw, TV section can't be that demanding, co-mod for diaryland nah.

alosiby92: In that case, I'm supporting Teeo's plight for moderator...
yea, I also feel the same..like Screw suggested the other day in his diary, I followed the entire diary section but got so bored and tired of reading meaningless posts from peops I don't understand so unfollowed the page...its stress reading everyone's diary oh....
We need someone we can trust and not a chatroom fighter or someone we don't know/have ever read of before....
someone level headed and unbiased...
wont uju have too much on her plate?
Anyone else over here interested?
Gentie nko?
Obinoscopy nko?

I don't want Teeo to be the mod biko (I say this at the risk of him hiding all my posts if he finally becomes it) . Anyway, Teeo is my friend but he's also a chatroom fighter, its like making Skillet the mod
Pls let's also have the same taste in Mods as we have in men. Obinoscopy is a good mod too, if he'd take on one more section.

As for Screw, I'm afraid that's one man we don't have the same taste in biko. He's all yours. No offence Screw.

alosiby92: By the way, cowife...I just nominated you for Co-mod of the diaries section....please accept
https://www.nairaland.com/1435036/interested-moderating-section/1#18113676


Warreva...leave my crush alone....haters gonna hate...precipitators gonna precipitate...answer the question noni...why are you always online whenever he is...you be winch?

Hehe, wrongest person to nominate biko, who wants stress. I'd really love Uj-sizzle to do the job, she won't be the first moderating two sections , or maybe Gentiejag. I sincerely pray it doesn't get into the hands of one of those chatroom fighters.

As for Screw, you aint asking nicely o.

alosiby92: By the way, Creme, are you still in IB? Screwface wants to meet Diarylanders over there and SOM is not interested...

Awww, this is so sweet. Arranging dates for future husby crush

cremeandchic: Una do oooo! Long time. I don miss una. Hope everyone's good

I miss you too

alosiby92: @Breathing:excuses excuses....just say you also sleep early and stay up late to catch gist on Nairaland....or that you like like screwface...*wink

LMNO! @Teeo's comment...#classic

Screw: I like your interview answer...truthfully, I have no idea of where I want to be in 5 years' time...my sister asked me this question at the end of high school and I answered "to manage"...yea...still confused as heck...
by the way, your sleeping patterns are like my dad's...only he goes to bed at around 7pm, sleeps till one or 2am then wakes up and starts working till he a)falls asleep before he wakes up finally or b)decides to bath and start the day...

SOM: he is now a broke bottom nigga abi? since when did you join the alliance of gold digging women in Nigeria? wether or not he has money should not prevent you too from meeting by your brother's crib...or at a buka...or by the mama bisi who sells akara along ring road....

Sapphire: oya explain yourself...have you been affected by the ASUU strike or is school going on as usual?

Hohoho, see jealous Alosiby protecting her crush. Not to worry, he's so not my type. Most times I sleep after 11pm, but if you want me to start sleeping earlier than that, to get off your crush, then all you need do is ask

Screwface:

Lol. And what's urs kwanu?? Cuz there's no time of the night I buzz U dnt reply.

Lol, mine is that I always wake up to check my phones then sleep back whenever I'm done replying people like you.

Screwface:

I have a big problem, only I'l neva acknowledge it like others do. Maybe because I dnt know exactly what it is. I sleep at 8pm, wake up at 1am. And I remain that way untill 7am when I leave the bed for the bathroom. And this routine happens atleast 6days in a 7 day calender. I honestly do not know what my problem is.

Am less bothered about what SOM thinks about me.

Lol, your problem is that you sleep too early.

Screwface, don't you sleep. Don't mind SOM calling you broke, what she really meant to say is that she's a lesbo and she doesn't do guys.

Screwface:

And you, IB babe, where do you stay? Challenge? Sango? Oriapata? GRA? Where exactly? Oke Ado? Eleyele? Lolzzz. I sabi everywhere now o

She stays at oriapata

Independent

Unconventional

Unfettered

You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what expected of you.

Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindly imitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide.

StateOfMind:

Hater!

Lover

Hehe, drama kings and queens

Happy birthday Uju, hope you had a nice day.

Lucky gurl: Hehehehe
See d way Breathing and Alos is jst tackling dis funny story.
I agree with what breathing said, I was hypnotized by sleep and I wasn't thinking arite besides I was still a naive freshmann. Dis story tire me sef.

Also I think d incident alos narrated happens atimes and according to stories a hot slap brings d victims back to deir normal senses. Once happened to a neighbour and a school mate of mine.

Lol, so serious student like you, its only ASUU strike that can bring you back to NL, well, thank God for ASUU strike then.

alosiby92: haba! vision 2030??
You dis igbo gehl are just wicked....

talking about husbands and fiances....I saw Seun around the chatroom the other day....and i know you did too....why didn't you say hi? or have you guys.... separated?
Might i add that I loved Skillet's pic today...

I didn't see Seun o, I've missed that husband of mine.

Is that Skillet in the picture

alosiby92: I beg to disagree..i feel lucky was infact jujued. It happened to my mum once when she went to by stock for her shop in lagos...she was carrying lots of dollars and for some reason, stripped naked and gave them all her money...said she felt as if she was in a daze..they collected the money and told her to keep walking, which she did....no arms (guns/knives) were used....she had to even beg strangers for transport money to go home...

Cowife: as for the orisha shrine...hold that thought...i may just be coming there with my Korean fiance to do "night touristy" things in Lagos...maybe I'll even bring one of those swine flu masks to prevent myself from smelling the weed..

Haha Korean fiance sounds like vision 2030. Even then, your dad is still gonna chase both of you with cutlass when you go to see him.

I beg to disagree again. I don't believe in that jujued thing for this one jare. I can agree that some victims were in a daze, but then they were either dazed by fear instilled in them by the stories from the criminals or by their own greed. Haven't you ever felt numbed by fear, or ever wanted something so bad you stopped thinking right. That's it, no juju. But in Lucky's case, I know it was sleep plus being a naïve freshman, night class makes your brain foggy.

@Alos: dread weed or not, you must ho there when you finally save up the money for that plane ticket.

@Lucky girl: welcome back, diaryland missed you, about the night class story, i guess you were just hypnotised by sleep and nothing else

alosiby92: exactly....BIG BROTHER= OLDER MALE SIBLING...

Awww, that was so simple. That was dumb of me *face palm*

alosiby92: I promise that its a good read..
As for Teju Cole...goodluck if you get past the first chapter....me sef, I may try him after I finish some book by Nnedi Okorafor..."who fears death"..
why dont we gossip today? I feel like ceertain STATES OF MIND have been absent for our thinking and conversations lately...maybe its due to the pressure of OLDER MALE SIBLINGS or things JARE...hehehe#cryptic message..

Which I knew the meaning of older male siblings. And its not Jare either. SOM's been struck with a BBA sickness, she would get well soon when the show is over.

Ok, the earlier I stop fighting this crush, the earlier it would die so biko give him a bj for all I care

Maybe I should appraise his own book and give him a taste of his own medicine @Teju Cole. I see that sefi Attah's News from Home at the bookshop but its still too expensive, especially since I might walk into another store and still see the same original copy of the same book, at half this price. I'd wait till then sha.

@Alos: The Teju Cole's book 'One day for the thief' is like a sleeping pill too. Its been weeks and I've not been able to read past ten pages. As for your crush o, I'm not jealous o, infact not interested again sef, you guys can go get a room

@Alos: This religion must be very strong. I also google the weirdest stuffs. Even stuffs that sometimes google would have to say 'no results'. And i stalk people i have no business stalking on facebook. I havent read ghana must go. Have you read any Teju Cole or Richard Ali

@Farydah&Alos: today is sunday o. Faryday its nice to read from you after so long.

@Screw: pls o, you have no business planting heart stopping kisses anywhere around Alosiby. I dont care if she's crushing on you o. You want to kill her

Chineke meh, Alos wants to kiss me I finally get to kiss a girl.

#AskAlos:
What's the silliest weight watching stunt you ever pulled.
What's your favourite lipstick colour.
How many siblings do you have, we only hear of D.
What does your dad do (occupation).
What course would you have really loved to study in the university and what course are you studying.