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StateOfMind: Yeah..it looks really cute if well used and maintained, much emphasis on well maintained

And yeah, I read they want to stop the use in public schools.

That picture you put up there is misleading o, I'm yet to see a naija girl who would bring the sexy to hijab wearing. That colour you put up there is very misleading. All I see in Nigeria is black, white, and very dull pink. Some women in Dubai even cover the whole face, eyes, nose included. If I'd seen hijab wearers here looking as cute as that girl, I just might have bought mine now.

Alos: I might be mistaken but I remember wishing sixteen a happy birthday not too long ago, or maybe it was someone else. I'm more interested in your real life replacement sha. Tell this gbegborun more.

alosiby92: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIXTEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wishing you an awesome day today...
full of lots of smiles and GOD's abundance...
Much love,
An Ijebu gehl...

How many birthdays does sixteen have. Co-wife, you dumped your e-crush so fast. You could have simply sent him a mail expressing your displeasure at what he did, isn't that how e-crush-elationships work? What I see here is my cowife dumping her e---crush at the first convenient reason because she is efraid of efalling in elove with him

alosiby92: LOL, bright...only picshure tins will bring you back....
what if I dont want to share pics na?
you dont even know them...ok, maybe you do...

oya spill

alosiby92: e-crush didnt reply my mails today oh... but I am sure they are fine.

Should I start guessing publicly or would you send me a private mail.

alosiby92: LOL...SOM and B...shame, poor guy probably likes you and all your #babycallottiself can do is be bored at his messages...even to the point of "sleeping" at 8pm kwanu?
by the way, what did you think about rule number 17?

What's rule number 17? "We don't need to know if you just visited a banana plantation"?. Lwkmd. Btw, I visited a banana plantation and ate my may banana. Your tank of holy water did absolutely no good.

Screw, what's your own with Seun biko, why are you taking it personal? You should also acknowledge the fact that its his site and he can't please everyone at once. I think all those angry words are uncalled for biko.

alosiby92: Breathing: that your evil spirit doing dirty things needs to be flogged sha...we will baptise it in holy water one of these days so you won't add May to your calendar...

haha, pls do fast cuz may is here already.

Sapphiredamsel: point of correction, its both ur private gists. So, back to my question, are you interested in Screw? (jamb question;2013,no 5)

smh.

Teeo: you this kogi womanizer. *lips sealed*

StateOfMind: Na wa o. EmpthHen made me miss all the drama..

LMAO

Someone Lied though.

hehe, someone finally did this one's bis. Yayy

Sapphiredamsel: Hell to d no!

Says the girl who insists on eaves dropping on Screw's private gists. Hmmm

Screwface: Breathing...

Oh! First things first joor.
Thank you, Alos!

So, Breathing, ok. Well, I just wanted to ask you if our POP date has been announced. Since SOM hardly talks about Nysc and all those stuffs, my thinkin is that, she doesn't have an idea. And since, perhaps, u r like the only other DL batch B corper-well, the only other one I relate with, i had no choice than to approach u.
U get my drift now?
Yeah. So, when is the date kwa?

Lwkmd, Screw, so much for all the tension and curiousity. Sapphire might just drink poison oh, and Alos would kill you when she comes to find out this is what you borrowed her room for. Something tells me this is not really what you wanted to say, my email works fine sha. As for pop, I keep hearing 6th of June so much I'm starting to believe it.

Sapphiredamsel: Me i will eavesdrop sha. I wanna know what Screw is up to.

are you interested in screw?

Sapphiredamsel: look at ur mouth like pound yam. Farydah, wats pumping? Hi roomies. Pls let alow them use d house, i want to eavesdrop*wink wink*

See her mouth

Hey

alosiby92: me too....what is this private rental for kwanu? Is this eko hotel?
Breathing: LMNO!!! if it was in igbo I would get a translation just to read it sha...

Lol, did you get a translation for the pidgin English one too.

@Screw, you could just get your own house.

teeo: Meaning

Hehe, I always knew Teeo had some love hidden somewhere for me.

Alos would make so much noise before letting you rent her house @Screw and this personal chat is making me very curious.

Wow boyfie or what do we call him now sits in the kitchen, that's super romantic.

Alos, I swear there's no post of mine that you haven't liked, maybe one day I'd type in Igbo too and see if you would like it. How is the Americana book going, couldn't find it in the bookshop, and I'm beginning to hear too much about it.

StateOfMind: Teeo, the plates are of the same size..difference is that bones in one plate were tushly crushed, while the other was crushed as if it was eaten by a carnivore...hoho

Lol, mumu lesbo. The plate beside the glasses (and we all know who wears glasses) looks like it was eaten by a herbivore or tushly crushed by a toothless bull dog.

Even if the burgernuts aint sweetened, I'd make sure they are salty enough for you to crush .

I'd send you a pic when I have energy and as for my impression of SOM, haven't I already said her eyes were pushing her and isn't that like a Yoruba proverb?














Sapphire: Good to know you still visit these parts...

alosiby92: #jealous.....

Bright, SOM: I must say you two know how to eat chicken well...ah ah..see how many bones are on the plates!but why were you fronting? We all know you wanted to grind the living marrows out of those bones....

Lwkmd. The meat wasn't that sweet so trust me there was no temptation to grind anything.

Haha. @Alos: for what its worth, you know I've always wanted to meet you and eat a hut of burger buts together.


Btw, it's odd that you are not grovelling for pictures yet. Everything ok?

teeo: for her mind ba

Haha see beef. If I'm shy, blame it on SOM's lesbo stares, her eyes were pushing her .


Why won't you say I have the bigger plate? Open hatred, hidden love. the two plates are same size actually

Today is a day of joy, a day of joy, a day of joyyyyyyy.

Or my more preferred version which is also my kid sister's version when she was still learning to talk. It's more french than English.

Lis is la lay lof joy, la lay lof joy, la le of joyyyyy.

I'm done singing. Something is gonna happen today *speaking in other tongues*

alosiby92: in school na........oh, and at camp...

I wish I had gone to a school where people suggest books to libraries and are actually still alive when the library buys the book.

Lol, I'd be back to the old one by my next update. Where have you been?

alosiby92: no wahala...at least now I know who is paying for every item on my bride price list..if it was a gorilla, I would have given you away for free and said "love is blind but neighbours can see"...

Lol, crazy girl.

Yeah co-wife, got ur mail. Spanks for the compliments

teeo: LOL, you people will not kill person.

Anyways bright wld definately notice the hips. Something u dont have or get to see always tend to attract you. I didnt say anything oo.

Mtcheew, nonsense Teeo, what haven't u said? Mugu