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Screw did you get my pm

Som i know you are missing me pls add me on whatsapp i have changed my Phone and sorry i dont know where to find the Punctuation marks yet

Screwface: Am a day older than Teeo
I need to gloat over that achievment.
I used to think you were in your very late 20's...u chat that way.
Like, you can easily tell Bright is in her early...or late teens and SOM approaching puberty.

Lol, adolescent you!

Teeo the answer to your question is no because SOM aint cranky

sixteen: CNSSL

I don't understand what exactly those people do, so please enlighten me in very simple terms.

When last did you visit a banana plantation?

Ok, lemme ask answerable questions, though I still want replies to those unanswerable ones. Sixteen, what organisation do you work for?

This is so unfair. Sixteen you don't love me again, how can you answer everybody's questions and just skip all my own. Sixteen, what is your favourite se'x position?

teeo: Banana eating can be intoxicating. SMH, who exposed tthis lady to the world of two much banana

I was jejely on my own when they said I should come and ask questions oh. Is it bad to inquire about the really interesting stuff.

Ok, sixteen, on a scale of 1-10, how good is your spiritual life.

Again on a scale of 1-10, how high would you rate your IQ

*yawns away*

And by the way, Teeo trust me, I'm not addicted to banana just yet.

Sixteen, which do you prefer? Finger or Peniis? (SOM sent me to ask this one)

Sixteen, someone really interested in your virginity status has sent me to inquire if you are a virgin so are you a virgin

Ehm, he won't even wanna marry you too cuz he would find you too masculine. *rolls eyes*

What nonsense

teeo: i hope it does too,, we not settling down tomorrow either

Lmao, Teeo fear fear. Alos means settle with one babe not settle down in marriage.

StateOfMind: Denzel is cute? Kai, alos has a poor taste in men oo...hohoho...

What is banana plantation biko?

Btw, I'd stick with the rotational spotlight, I can't wait to read sixteen's responses to some questions..lol.. Sixteen for tuesdays abeg.. Teeo, sapphire, I have questions piled up. Hehe

Ok, lemme leave a clue. If you showed Seun my husband a banana, he'd probably call it a penis. Guess Alos wants to know if you've eaten the banana too, cuz she must have read you screwing the bananna

@Farydah: your reply tells me you are doing fine, good to know.

@teeo: Forgive my cynicism but experience has taught me a bitter lesson. I'd give you two months and if you still haven't reported getting bored with her or having a side fling, then I'd be happy for you

alosiby92: LMNO!!!! SOM is saying her poo smells like air fresher
Co wife....sorry sha....ok, feel free to ask her any questions....

yay, this is more like it. Ok, som, you don't have to answer the last questions. Was just looking for Alos trouble by saying banana.

StateOfMind: 2

yeah i kinda believe you, i hear people with very smelly fart always have a 2 kinda poo.

Another question, if i decided to literally cut down the only banana in your plantation and eat it with rice, what would you do?

Another one. Have you ever eaten banana with rice? great combo! No hidden meanings

alosiby92: Pre marital Seggs again kwanu? Anyways sha...I can't wait till the spotlight is on you.....come to think of it...you tried to steal SOM's spotlight this week.....hehehe...we see you....#badbelletinz...
#askbreathing:are you jealous of the spotlight being on SOM this week?

ewooo, see allegation, where is that shocked face biko. Chineke mee. Ok, i'd only talk about som for the rest of the week and nothing but som, and hope you won't threaten to unfollow if i start asking her the kinda questions i'm really interested in.

alosiby92: *is tempted to unfollow topic....dis one is getting x rated oh! Chi m..dis co wife of mine sha.....what will my eyes not see?

jeez, co-wife. I know no one would believe this but when i typed that for teeo, i wasn't even thinking what you are thinking. Ok, time to leave thread before you unfollow, but not before blaming all my previous comments on pms

lmao, @alos. Again, a girl's got to try her luck. I'm just in an amebo mood tonight. Teeo so fast you are already loving her more than words can express, give you guys a few more months and you would be howling like animals in wordless communication.

teeo: See question

a girl has got to try her luck

alosiby92: Of course you didn't forget.....you also didn't remember...bush gehl...

ta hush, i only wanted to be able to tell som that i wasnt refering to her.

hi farydah, can i take the focus off som for a sec and ask how has it been and how about your visits to the banana plantation

alosiby92: Buy the way, Biko answer breathing's questions....the bush gehl forgot to add #askSOM.....smh don't know how Seun deals with her backwardness.....

lmao. I didn't forget

How do you feel having to go through life seeing double of what everyone else sees, cuz of the size of your eyeballs

On a scale of one to ten, how bad does your poo smell

Awwww I feel missed now

Co-wife, my next post must be a poemellA in Jesus name, sorry its late.

StateOfMind: You don't find yourself among cute muslim ladies because if you do, you wouldn't think the colour n style up there is misleading. I have a few of them as friends and I used to see them a lot back then in school, so there is nothing misleading about the picture. The choice of colour and style is an individual thing. You don't expect an uneducated\local poor young lady to look as gorgeous as that.

Leave the women that cover in dubai alone, they are not breaking any rule. It is their choice and their religion and government permit it. I am ONLY against using it for those that do not know the essence of its use while breaking the rule and NOT against hijab use. Same way I was against the lady that refused to wear trouser in nysc camp because of her religious beliefs. Its in the Holy book for believing women to cover their bodies with veil to preserve themselves from prying male eyes and for modesty sake. The fact that some have abused it does not mean how they use it is the ideal way and that is why I insist, if one wants to become an hijab user, work on you behaviour and be modest first, understand the basis of the religion and then hijab can follow.

If I start using a hijab today, I mean permanently, cos I do once in a while and a christian friend finds it offensive and decides to keep a distance, na the person problem be that. God first, me next, every other person follows.

I think you just used style to tell us you don't really use hijabs cuz what concerns what I said with this long speech

As long as your hijab doesn't have an offensive odour, or you don't come too close to me with it, why should I find it offensive

Don't make this into a religious rant that its not. My point was I haven't seen hijabs around me that look like the one you posted here. And now that you say that I haven't met the cute ones yet, let me agree.

As for who covers where, they could stuff their nostrils with it for all I care, I was only describing the kinda hijabs I've come across, not saying they shouldn't wear it. As long as they don't creep up on me at night looking like that...


Btw, why didn't you just show us a pic of a naija girl? And p.s, the moment you start stuffing your nose, I'm definitely keeping my distance