₦airaland Forum

sainty2k3:
how Na, its such a nice food, just I don't know how best to deliver it to u on time and I'm not a wizard .

Lol. Really? You don't know the time you usually go for assignments? I think its usually from 12 midnight. You're still a learner. #tongueOut#

Ronpet777:
:

Eeyah! Show him d pics na.I hv been finding it very difficult2 control my lafta here sef o.God bless u OP!!!

I'm telling you. That op is crazy. If I hear say my dad go gree touch my phone. He would be like...."c'on get out my friend'!

aigboeben:
Creative!

What's that?

sainty2k3:
sorry about that. Try and beg but if he insist don't worry just go and sleep we'll send something delicious to you in your dream.

Oh no. Thanks. My future is so bright, wouldn't want you to dim it for me.

op! op!! op!!! How many times did I call you? You made me laugh so hard and that got my dad's attention. He actually thought I was chatting with a supposed bf. Now no dinner for me, better do something about it. Asap!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! chai!!! I can imagine. Op, sorry o.

kokoA:
Baba go slow and steady. Let your sincerity speak for you.

BTW, so some people's hero owed pensioners for 42 months hmm.. diarisgod.

@Wailers:
If your old man has received 12 months arrears of his pension and you come here to insult PMB, may something bigger than Rick Ross sit on your destiny. Amen?

lol. wicked!!!!!

my 30mb lasts for 2weeks not a day.

I'd rather live my life as if there's God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.


So many people are going to be disappointed on that day.


Happy Sunday y'all.

sLentlover7778:
You sure say this man never forget say him still be Nigeria president?

lol

In a video posted on Facebook, the lady who is
apparently a student was seen crying profusely
while narrating her ordeal due to the hardship in
the nation. She also beckoned on him to leave the
presidential seat in order to allow Jonathan come
back to rule.
She said:
”Buhari, what have I done to you to deserve all
these? Buhari why can’t you just leave the seat for
Jonathan and tell him you are no more doing
again. Buhari this is not good o.. This is really
really not good. You did not face your spiritual
problems, you are facing international ones. Buhari
you never do anything about Nigeria, instead you
are wasting or money to travel out. Buhari na we
get petrol but we still dey suffer for petrol.
“We go queue for 8 hours before we get it….at
400naira per litre. Transportation to my school is
30naira before but now it is 100naira. Pure water
in my street was 5naira before, now it is 20naira.
Buhari waht have I done to deserve all these? You
know you are wasting my money on transportation.
”You are travelling up and down, using fuel to ride
your expensive motors. Buhari what have we done
to you, Nigerians are crying out loud. Buhari please
leave the throne for Jonathan, let him continue. Ive
been having sleepless nights, because there is no
light. Before before, we used to have light 8hours a
day, but now, we never have at all. Buhari please
do something. Face your spiritual problems, come
home and do something please. I’m really crying
now because I can’t just sleep. My room is very
heat…”

https://www.naij.com/792255-young-nigerian-girl-begging-president-buhari-to-help-to-stop-the-suffering-in-the-country.html?source=index_shared

domopps:
Should be in Owerri soon coming for 2 weeks training and seminar if not postpone again!


So you just waiting 4 admission ?all the best!


Cheeeeers

Thank you! seminar? what about?
BTW...ain't we derailing?

cheers!

BiafranNigerian:
No, DipoDee, I am not a demon-possessed or a Sociopath. Have you noticed that some of you spent so much time-energy chastising me to provide the solution than ask him to beg for it ? Is it not odd ? That a sick person with erectile dysfunction is NOT ready to beg for free solution, but you find it easy to insult me to provide him the solution ? That is the chief reason people have problems in their lives. I have seen 11 pages on this thread, and no one, no single person has solution for him. And yet, he doesnt want to beg to get a real shot at the solution ? Hell No, my good fellow, Life is not fair, and I am not here to make it fair. Allow the main to suffer enough to become humble or be humbled by his fate.

Sorry on his behalf. I've actually taught him severally to be humble but he doesn't wanna learn. Can we have the solution now? please?

domopps:
Lols! What's funny in my cheeers am sure seun lalasticlala and mynd44 are even tayad of it but just no where to push me!


How's Imo 2nite? Working class I guess?



Cheeeeeeers

IMO is calm. well....I'm not working presently but will soon start while waiting for admission.
cheers.

domopps:
You in lag?


Cheeers

Lol. this cheers of a thing is really funny. And no, I'm in imo state.
well...cheers!

domopps:
Same to you dear and hope all is set against 2mao's activity?



Cheeeeeers

of course.
cheeeeeeeeeeers!!!

Tonycart:
Bro out problems comes with different packages. Just few months to my eighteen yrs i hard a terrible accident that left me paralysed from waist down and by nest week it will be my fifteen yrs living as a paraplegia, why dis story is just to tell you to hang on cos greater things will happen. For now i can't stand not to talk of erection

oh lordy. so unfortunate but cheer up, the lord is your strength.

domopps:
Lols why now? Don't u no she's got more blame than those miscreants molesting her as claimed!

What was she doing @d pool side alone even if she hit someone they will just end up giving her bruises and probably get her drilled !

You now see some ppl's Opinion that raping and all forms of molestation could actually be curtailed if only the female had not thrown caution in the air!


But pls don't get me wrong I am not in anywy supporting this act of inhuman and more boiling inside than you @d sight of this pix cos I can imagine this happening to my daughter,sibling,nieces,cousins or any of my love ones!




Cheeeeeers

I guess you're right!

happy sunday

op. Your search is over. I'll marry you!
cheers!!!

Fmartin:
Dis op can lie ooo...

Ur problem is nt impotence.
U release after like 2minutes of making love.

You did not mention any type of drug u hv taken frm d health experts u claimed u sought their help.

Their ar many drugs that cn help in controlling premature expulsion. E.g. An analgesic: tramadol, some topical anesthetic. D list is endless.

I wasn't the one who was affected. cant you see it is an imported story from naij.com?

“Growing up in a female dominated family taught
me a lot of life lessons – an eye-opener to women
anatomy. Although I don’t have a clue what they
do but I know that my sisters and female cousins
take their male guests to the room whenever our
parents are not in,” Jason Ugo told NAIJ.com .
He said his childhood days influenced his early
love for sex, practically, he had his first sexual
encounter at age 11 with one of his sister’s friend
who was six years older.
The parents had pornography movies which were
– to their believe, well kept away from the prying
eyes of the children, unbeknown to them that one
of them had somehow located the place. They
feasted their eyes on the VHS player before the
parents return home from work, and with higher
frequency during the holiday period.
“Sometimes NEPA will take light and we won’t be
able to remove the cassette from the machine all
the same, one day like that our Mum almost
caught us when NEPA brought light around 11pm.
I heard screams downstairs as I wasn’t far asleep,
I quickly put it off and removed the tape and took
it to my sister’s room,” He said excitedly.

He continued having sex with his sister’s friend
with the help of pornography, they carried out all
forms of act that was done in the video.

When his sisters left for the University, he couldn’t
cope as there was no woman at home, he was 13
years old and each time he watches, he will
masturbate with baby oil till he ejaculates.
“I am addicted to porn and not ashamed to say, it
was part of growing up for me, I used several
things like baby oil, soap and even open a hole
inside the mattress after I have watched the adult
movie, I enjoyed every bit of it while it lasted.
Seeing those adult movie actresses scream out
loud during the act gave him so much joy and he
goes with the flow. He enjoyed every moment. He
had his first girlfriend at the age of 16, she was
two years older and they both had sex with the aid
of porn movies.
One fateful afternoon his mother caught him in the
act with his girlfriend, who she reported to her
parents before destroying all the porn movie tapes
in the house.
“I searched everywhere and I couldn’t find the
movies, my mother did not mention a word of it to
my Dad because he didn’t ask me. Because of that
while I await my results I go to my friend’s house
to watch the movies, I will self-service and ejaculate,
then smile, I never knew it will affect me.

“I have glued to my memory each of the girls face
when they are having sex, the scream and all of
that is what I imagined and masturbate with.”
“It became so bad when I entered university and I
will leave lecture room to masturbate in the faculty
toilet, in a day I masturbated at least four times.”
“Each time I see a girl that caught my fancy, I will
take her face with me to the bathroom and each
time I’m having my bath, I will masturbate with a
whisper of her name, I became helpless and didn’t
even know who to talk to, I had no girlfriend like
others.
In my third year in the university, I met a girl in the
faculty of social science, she was endowed with
huge breasts and buttocks, she was very curvy. It
was like love at first sight.
“We became best buddies in short time and
inseparable, we only kiss and smooch. I was afraid
to make love to her as I had not been with a
woman in years. I will leave her in my room and
go to the bathroom for a quick release.
His trouble started after graduation from the
university, and during youth service, she visited
him and asked they make love. He was afraid and
scared, he didn’t know what to do.
“W e had our bath together in my small room in
Lafia, she came towards me and started stroking
my body extended to my inner laps and I was
aroused, she opened up for me and when I got
inside her I ejaculated in less than two minutes, I
was ashamed when I saw the look on her face.
After a couple of failed attempts, the girl left him
for another guy whom she eventually got married
to.
As at now, his four sisters are happily married with
kids. He works with a consultancy firm in Abuja
with no woman in his life, and often excuse himself
from work to masturbate and relief himself but
cannot stay beyond two minutes with a woman.

“ I am here, lonely and impotent, I cannot satisfy a
woman, as I enjoy masturbation. I have gone to
spiritual homes with no help, I have met sex
therapist and they cannot solve my problems.”
“My mother has been asking me to bring home a
wife, how can I tell her that I am impotent, how do
I tell my mother that masturbation is sweet, how
do I blame my parents for spoiling my life?
“But now I can only get arousal by masturbation,
but impossible with a woman,” he concluded.

https://www.naij.com/761576-true-confession-led-impotence.html?source=index_main

Ariel20:
Underneath the pretty picture I can see eye bags, pain, loneliness, a depth of unfulfilment. Pictures cover much

I concur.

she looks sick...

[quote author=domopps post=44549482][/quote]well....I give up! Cheers!

domopps:
Where she open her teeth?



Seems to me like that's d one she enjoyed most!



Cheeeeers

Do you only open your teeth when enjoying something? You open your teeth when crying too. It seems she's crying.... poor girl. pervs everywhere!

cheeers!

Just the thought of this makes me want to stay at home....so unfortunate!!!

domopps:
Op no Molestation here now....these are kids playing and most gullible one enjoying it!





Cheeeeers

But the second pic doesn't look like she's enjoying it









Cheeeeers!

Auchi Polytechnic, the Nigerian tertiary institution
where prostitutes are hire to sleep with lecturers.
A recent fact finding mission by The Punch has
revealed a Nigerian tertiary institution where
students sleep with lecturers or hire prostitutes for
the teachers to get good marks.
In the case of a lady, she has to sleep with the
lecturer in order to get an A grade or refuse to do
so and keep failing. The norm in Auchi
Polytechnic, Auchi, Edo state is that you either
have sex or forget about the marks.
Although it is almost a known phenomenon all
over the world for randy lecturers to take
advantage of their female students, however, the
level of desperation in Auchi seems to be out of
hand.
In a chat with The Punch over the phone, a HND
student of the school, said: “The better ones
among the lecturers give us the option of paying
by cash for the course or finding a lady who will
sleep with them on our behalf before we can pass.
Passing a course costs us between N10,000 and
N20,000.”
Alex, from the department of Accountancy,
explained further that “Paying by cash is for those
who want just a pass. But if I find a girl who will
sleep with the lecturer on my behalf, I’ll get an A,
for sure. I’ll get at least 90 per cent in the course,
even if I write nothing exceptional in the exam.
This option of paying with money instead of sex
only comes from about one or two of the lecturers
out of 10.
“Some of the lecturers tell us point blank that they
don’t need our money. They will tell us to find
them ladies who will sleep with them before we
can pass their courses. They teach very important
courses, so you cannot ignore them.
“They will keep failing us until we’re given notice
of withdrawal from the institution. It’s something
that has happened to a friend who claimed to be a
born-again Christian. The guy wrote the Unified
Tertiary Matriculation Examination afresh and is
now at the University of Benin.
“So this is what we guys do: If I have a loyal
girlfriend and I beg her, she can sleep with the
lecturer on my behalf. The lecturer picks the hotel
of his choice on the day we have agreed. I will
book for it. I’ll order for the meal he’ll eat before
the action. He will sleep with my girl and give me
my A. I’ll give the lady my name so that the
lecturer will know she’s from me.

“But if my girlfriend says no, then I have to hire
someone else. I will get a prostitute from outside,
pay her, book for the hotel the lecturer has picked,
order for their meal and then I get an A in his
course. I have done this for three lecturers now.
“The reality is we can’t pass their courses by mere
brilliance. Only one or two lecturers are sane in my
department. They don’t ask for anything. We read
hard to pass their own courses. For the rest, sex
is the key. This is why most of us don’t fidget
when exam period approaches. We know the way
out. The lecturers have shown us.”
Dickson, another male student of the institution,
stated that he does not wait until he is stranded
before he gets money to do the fixing, therefore,
he usually budgets some money right from the
beginning of the semester to hire prostitutes who
will bail him out.
“I love my girlfriend and can’t allow her to sleep
for me. Some other guys do that. They beg their
girlfriends to help them. It’s not a coded thing. We
all discuss it. The prostitutes make serious money
from us, all because of the extent these lecturers
have gone.
“Apart from the money my parents give me, I
hustle on my own in the school. If I want to pass a
course now, I need to budget at least N20,000 for
it — N7,000 for hotel booking, N3,000 for meal and
N10,000 to pay the prostitute,” the student said
quite effortlessly.
Asked how he hustles on the campus, he said he
co-founded a computer centre outside the school
premises from which he makes some money.
Lending his voice to condemn the lecturers, Bisoye
Odubona, a lawyer and social commentator in
Lagos, said the “devilish practice” by the lecturers
might make these students turn into riff-raff.
“How will a student get N20,000 to pay the ‘total
package’ on a course, all because of a randy
lecturer? Don’t be surprised that these students
might be stealing laptops and smartphones of their
colleagues and selling them in order to raise
money just to get an A.
“I know sexual harassment happens in tertiary
institutions, just like everywhere else, but I never
knew it had gone to this level. These are the
lecturers turning our graduates to riff-raff. They
deserve a cruel punishment if they are ever caught
and I hope they are,” he stated.

https://www.naij.com/793496-what-prostitutes-young-girls-do-to-male-students-in-this-nigerian-institution-is-totally-shocking.html?source=index_main

The unidentified young lady being rough-handled
by three guys
Some are of the opinion that she was being played
with by the boys and that she was enjoying it, with
the expression on her face. Well, I think she
looks like she is trying to fight her way out ….very
wrong!

Ebenezar Babatope, the Peoples Democratic Party
(PDP) chieftain and the former minister of aviation
and transport, has noted that many things are
wrong with the ruling All Progressives Congress
(APC).

“This is change to madness. This is change to
poverty'”
In a recent interview granted to The Sun, Babatope
has spoken on various national issues including
the promised change, actualization of Biafra, the
2019 presidential election. He also compared the
President Muhammadu Buhari administration with
the one of Goodluck Jonathan.

“We were promised change and change before the
elections but is this the change we are going to
have? This is change to madness. This is change
to poverty; I do not know how to describe it. I
want to appeal to you journalists to help us tell
them that Nigerians are suffering. I hate comparing
people or parties. It is true I belong to the PDP
and they belong to the APC but the truth is that we
are not having it easy at all.
“They said they are fighting corruption, what is the
level of corruption now? How does it affect the
ordinary man in Nigeria? It is a pity with what is
happening in Nigeria today. I cannot explain it. I
have been inundated with many, many calls from
people who are really suffering. I must tell you that
the state of the nation today is very bad. The other
day, President Muhammadu Buhari was
apologizing to Nigerians; apologizing to Nigerians
for what? It is a very terrible situation; please help
us tell them. We can no longer bear this
anymore.”

“Let us say that things were not as good under
Jonathan’s administration but things were not as
bad as these. As bad as the PHCN was under
Jonathan, it would try and give us light during
celebrations. During Jonathan’s time, no matter
how bad the situation was, they would try and give
Nigerians light. They said Jonathan has battered
the economy, who has not battered the economy?
They said they have been fighting corruption
taking N200 million, N300 million, N400 million
and N500 million but where is the money. Where
is the money going and what is the effect? I am a
member of the PDP and all of us said ok, go ahead
with your fight against corruption but where is it
leading us? I must tell you that it is a terrible
situation. There is so much frustration in the land.
They must stop making pretences.”

“Buhari is certainly different from Jonathan, his
predecessor. But the question remains that when
Jonathan was there, he did not interfere in the
electoral process to the point that elections were
becoming inconclusive. Under Jonathan, the APC
would contest in an election and win but now after
elections, the result would not be declared. Look at
what happened in Rivers State! They would go to
an election and kill people and at the end of the
day, the PDP led by 10 local governments to one.
The Buhari and the APC should close their eyes to
the fact that somebody is in power, let the
Independent National Electoral Commission have
freedom to conduct elections for goodness sake.”

“The APC as a party did not sit down to plan their
victory in a way that will make people know that
actually, there had been a change. That is the
issue. What we are having now is the noise about
N200 million, N300 Million and all that on issues
of corruption; fine, it is beautiful on paper but
where does it lead us. Does it lead us to three
square meals a day? Look at the issue of fuel
scarcity. You cannot even see fuel to buy to move
from one place to the other. Look at the issue of
power. There is no electricity. Honestly, it is
annoying to hear the APC say that the PDP has
destroyed the economy.”

“I pray for our party to come back but we cannot
come back until we have elections. We are trying
our best to ensure that we clear all the mess
within our party. I agree with you that the PDP is
full of messy situation. As I am talking to you,
there are some young men who believe that all the
young men must be buried alive. Within the PDP,
there are some young men who believe that
anything you say about anybody above 70 should
be thrown to the bin. They believe that they are
useless. But by the grace of God, we shall get over
all these matters and by 2019, Nigerians will vote
for the PDP because the best thing that would
happen to Nigeria is for the PDP to come back to
power. This is because the APC that is in power
now lacks focus.”

On Biafra issue

“Buhari has not done much about national
reconciliation. And I do not like the approach of
this government to the issue of Biafra. It is true
Biafra has come and gone but we must realize that
there were some innocent Nigerians who were
killed during the Biafran era and since some people
are embittered, the government should try to meet
them and try to ameliorate their condition. I do not
like the treatment being given to Kanu; it is not
right. We should meet them and talk to them. The
Igbo people are hardworking people and I do not
see why they should not agree with the Buhari
government. Let the APC government pursue
genuine reconciliation on the issue of Biafra so
that it would be seen that justice has been done to
the people.”
https://www.naij.com/792361-change-madness-change-poverty-ex-minister-buhari.html?utm_campaign=traqli&utm_source=traqli&utm_medium=traqli&source=traqli