lol


can relate. Especially that of sporting wave. Mine was natural, altho female. Stares from bois which I really enjoyed.

Hello Nlders,

please kindly help me out. Posting this here is mi last resort. Although I work but we've not been paid for 2 months now. Someone should kindly assist me with 2k to help me buv and process unizik screening form.

Please help me out.

Acct details
Azubuike brenda

3113897345. Firstbank.

Thanks

o di kwa egwu!!

English: All topics except letter writing
Asusu Igbo: Literature reading part of it (agumagu)

English: All topics except letter writing
Asusu Igbo: Literature reading part of it (agumagu)

And I just need #5000 to buy and process screening form.
This life sha.

For real?

When I was 18. I felt zilch.

Victornezzar:
lagos

Alright

Victornezzar:
wah state

Currently in Abia. what about you?

Victornezzar:
yeah wbu

same

Victornezzar:
baba no dey insult my church na

You're a deeper lifer?

Last year. Twas when I couldn't travel to unical for my screening, had no money on me then. I really cried eh. Got relieved afterwards, felt lighter and less sad. Had to look on the brighter side.

In all, I give God the glory.

who no like money?
lol

lefulefu:
Slay queen

lol

lefulefu:

haba u staying with a married couple renting a self con?.dat means u all three sleep in the sittingroom.sister if the way u described the man is really what it is then u taking a big risk oo.what of if the wife is not around at a particular night and he overpowers u..what will u do? prevention is better than cure.

The man wan die?

lefulefu:

u can easily lock ur room door with bolt or key when u about to sleep or just pack comot for d house.

it's a self con. A room and a sitting room.

I wonder. I really wonder.

What do these beasts cum husbands really have in mind when they're about to cheat? My annoyance with these kind of men is that they are so shameless that when they see you in the morning after their despicable act in the night, you would wonder, is this the same man?

To the lady in question, I believe you must have been seeing signs before the incident, why didn't you speak up? Cause that was exactly what I did in my case. Nigga wouldn't let me sleep at night, leaving his room to come and bother me at night. I didn't have to tell the wife cause the marriage is barely 2years. I just had to tell my siblings and my pastor in case they hear tomorrow that I rendered someone impotent. No one will come and say, why didn't you talk? Just waiting for a good opportunity to give him a resounding slap.

And this issue of a grown ass man raping a grown ass woman, is it really possible. Whenever I imagine such scenario, things doesn't just add up. He held your hands with both hands abi? Which one did he use to UnCloth you? Your legs nko? You couldn't use it and give him a kick where the sun doesn't shine?

I rest my case.

my mum used to be like that. Tho, hers was as a result of an illness, you know that feeling of not been able to do things you usually do? That was exactly how she felt but little me didn't get it. Thought she was overbearing until she passed on. If you should ask me one thing I would like to do if given a chance, I would say, give me that time so as to show her more love.

Then my dad, where do I start from? But I learnt something. He wasn't that way from the beginning, and so whenever he starts his wahala my mind goes to the fact that he's aging. At some point I jokingly told him "dad, you talk too much these days, that's a sign of old age, it's time to give you grandkids to keep yourself busily talking". He laughed. Sometimes, when these old parents of ours become strong headed, it's best to give them their way. Make them realize they were wrong after all.

So op, if she wants Android, give her. By the time she misses calls for a day or two, she would call you to take it back. Give her whatever and bear in mind she wasn't that way from the beginning.

why am I having this feeling that I know this guy in question?

op, tell your friend sorry for me.

scobaba:
I remember when The song 'your fada nyash' came out, so I was always using the word in my chats.

On this day I wanted to ask my boss about the health of her father cos he was very ill which made her take some days off work. I wanted to write 'how is your father?', men I wrote , 'how is your fada nyash'.

Lmao

I just subscribed to Airtel #200/2G/unlimited data for 10days but its not working. My money iyaff waste. #sad#

My dear husband,


I’m writing this letter to say that I’m leaving you. I was a good wife all these 7 years and have never received anything in return. The previous two weeks were torturing, but the final straw was the call of your boss who said that you had resigned.
Last week you came home and saw neither my manicure, nor my new hairstyle. Nothing! You didn’t notice that I made your favorite dish for dinner and bought a new negligee. You spent 2 minutes eating, watched a game and went to bed. You no longer say that you love me; you never even touch me. I don’t know if you really stopped loving me or just pretend so, but I’m leaving.
P.S. If you want to find me just know that I went to West Virginia with your brother.

Good luck! Your ex-wife.

And here is her husband’s answer…

My dear ex-wife,

Nothing could have pleased me more than your letter. I agree, we were married for 7 years, but all these years you were far from the idea of a perfect wife. I watched games to stop hearing your endless grunt and whining. Too bad it didn’t work too well. I saw that you hair was cut, but the first thing that crossed my mind was: “You look like a man.” So I didn’t say anything. Mom taught me to keep quiet if I can’t say anything nice. As for my favorite meal, you’ve probably confused me with my brother. I don’t eat pork for 7 years. I saw your negligee, but it left me cool because the $ 49 price tag was hanging there. I only hoped it had nothing to do with the fact that my brother asked me to borrow him 50 bucks just a day before.
Even after all that, I love you and I believe that we could have survived it all. That is why I quit and bought us two tickets to Jamaica as soon as I found out that I won the lottery and got 10 million dollars. I thought we could start all over again. But when I got home, I found your letter. Well, probably everything happens for a reason. I hope that you will be happy in your new life. My lawyer said that because of your letter you will not be able to pull even a penny out of my money.

P.S. I don’t know if anyone ever told you, but my brother Carl was born Carla. I hope it doesn’t embarrass you.

Your husband!

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BiafranNigerian:
At 11, my sons and daughter will not only be taught about sex, they will be encouraged to have sex, so they can understand the stupidity of love, lust and sex thereby demystifying the desperation in order make them focus on inventive ideas and skills without wondering what is out there

chai

vital94:
One day for the thief,one day for the owner

Every day for the thief, one day for the owner.

aigboeben:
Really? I think u just don't want to admit it, maybe publicly

Maybe.

aigboeben:
Undecided?

hmm. You can call it that.

tonaydo:
ah op is not crazy o. . .op just wana make you laugh

And he actually succeeded. Thanks to him for making my day.

aigboeben:
Really?

Umh...Yes No

sainty2k3:
oh ! so u prefer 12 midnight, its OK by me. catch ya by 12

Don't be late.

aigboeben:

Your quote on you and your dad.The way it was coined.When I see a creative mind I know. Maybe itz in ur DNA also!

Busted!!!!