200k? I'm in kwara

MMM, mmm, mmm, is it by force! You people screaming mmm I hope you read the warnings on their site.

nickyvil:
If your in lagos or can invest with trust just quote me back hav a very lucrative biz you can invest on

I'm not in Lagos. If the biz doesn't require physical presence, I may be interested.

polymathic:
i thought you said you also will like to invest in any startup business?

Yes. .............

That's my email

polymathic:
Check yesharvest.com.... if you love it and will like to be invest into it... pm me

I've checked it out. But i don't really get it. Is it as an investor or what?

Hello Nairalanders,

Please what business can i start with #500,000. I've cracked up my brain to no avail. Please I really need your help.

I'm a student by the way, so I will prefer an online business. Though time is not an issue.

But please don't suggest betting, forex, or MMM. I will like a real business that is scalable, that I can easily get more investments for.

And if you also own a good business that can be profitable, I can also invest into that too.

Thanks

z

Remsilla:
OP, do you have a favorite ball? :

No. We can't feel our balls you know. It's just there for decoration and storage tank.

So I'm wondering do ladies have a favorite boob? You know when there are two of a thing it's normal to develop affinity for one. Does it apply to breast.s too?

I'm just curious o. Because men can't feel their balls.

I use Goldbetz

This thread is not intended to thrash or speak ill of any tribe. So please no tribalism here.

There is one particular tribe in Nigeria that is becoming a thorn on everyone's flesh. **** They are one of the most respected tribes in this country, but they have disillusioned themselves to belief they are being mistreated. They think they are slaves, but they are kings.

People from this tribe usually say something that vex people from my tribe. Whenever we hear them say it, we mock them in our heart but often keep quiet, because afterall we are one. Or at least, they think we are one. They have come to accept our kinsmen as theirs, they have come to accept our children as theirs, and above all, they claim our land as theirs. This is very annoying! We are two distinct people! Our differences are as plain as the Oasis of the Moroccan part of The Sahara.

But we love this tribe. They are very industrious. They are hard working. Their daughters are as beautiful as queen nefertiti. And mostly, they are good people, and very cheerful.

But all we say is this, IGBO is not Niger Delta!
Don't refer to us as yourselves!
Don't refer to our land as yours!
And above all, don't claim our Oil!

Last time I heard, IGBOs are minorities in Akwa Ibom, Cross River and Rivers state. So please, where is this oil you always claim? And the thing that baffles me is that other Nigerian tribes have also come to believe the fallacy of IGBO oil.

These are the five IGBO states: Annambra, Abia, Ebonyi, Enugu & Imo. And in all this five states, there is no single OIL. Or at least, no oil can be economically extracted.

****but please, NEVER refer to our God-given, and very promising country, Nigeria, as a ZOO.

I apologize to well meaning Igbos. You are great people. This thread is for the myopic ones (which can also be found in any other tribe).

On this note, I rest my pen. To my Urhobo brothers, waving my hat, I say Wa do! And on behalf of other Niger Deltans, I say One Nigeria!

- by Brezil, With Love From Isoko Land

Funke4Jesuss:
What are our youths turning into this days? Gambling away their destinies. #Say_No_To_Gambling

Ok. Pray for me ma

I've been able to fund my account with N1000. I will try them out. Let's see how it goes

osheno1:
Oga goldbetz no be like before again. Stop advertising them. Before e no go even reach 3 hours they don credit your account sharparly. Now ur money go dey enta days before dem credit u

Bro pls how reliable are they. And pls how do I fund my account

Bro pls I'm trying to fund my account but its not working. I don't have a visa card. Do you know any other option

G

That's good. We need someone to help us resurrect Abacha. We want #Change

I think it's Osun State University. Mehn there are lots of rich kids there. If your parents are not rich, you will just feel oppressed, and start thinking of how to get fast money.

Feck! The students are so rich, spending N500 in a day is nothing to them

Say yes to bleaching Cream. #Team_Bleach

13. Be a Nairaland wailer

Lalasticlala frontpage

Lalasticlala pls move it to frontpage.

Sexytemi:



i thought u were joking when i first read the post, but now i think u ain't o...but don't want to conclude yet without being sure, Are You Fecking Joking or You Fecking Serious

Lolz. I'm De Niro serious! Seems deadpan though.

NicestDude:

Really, 23? Or are u just being sarcastic

Fulaman198:


If you really wanted to create a sophisticated gaming engine like unreal, you would have to know at least 3rd semester calculus and have a good understanding of physics.

Bro stop discouraging aspiring programmers. You don't need to be good at maths to be a good programmer. Programming is more involved with Reasoning (Logic), than calculations.

jephri:

What school are you in bro ?

Madonna

MzEspoir:
You didnt read and you got 200. People that read like there's no tomorrow scored -180. And you're here ona meaningless tirade. Na ur papa invent English ni?

Even if I didn't read, is it possible to have just 28 marks in English? Have you ever seen anyone with 28 marks in English? Last year I got 74. And I didn't read. Not even Forcados high school.

If to say you no book true true, you for don enter uni with ur last score na. Prolly your score was so bad even private unis had to reject you. Instead of you to be dancing, you're here saying crap. You smashed your phone on the wall, shey make we contribute buy another one for you ni, abi wetin concern us? Oponu oshi.

Feck! What the heck is wrong with this girl? Your blood is on fire. You need to chill.

I'm already in school, like I said. And btw, I got 268 last year.

This news is really silly.

2004 - 2016 is 12 years not 16 years. Who dashed her the extra four years?

Pls someone should summarize it

Whoa... Its fecking big

^^ I grew up in the UK bro. I've only lived in Nigeria for 3 years.
Babcock University