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dis bar is getting boring!!!!

i smiled

@shakara4u,i use to think u were a F

thank u jare

HI PEEPS,during the past yuletide season i went out with a couple of friends and something happened which makes me gag anytime i remember it.i have dis close pal with very prominent,big and bulging eye balls,so he came around we decided to go and watch one of the EPL matches.during the match there was this girl sitting close to us with a silver-tinted tooth,anytime she opens her mouth u can see it sparkle in your eyes.Then my friend asked her if she was born that way which she replied no,the he told dat probably she dont brush the tooth properly which the girl said nothing can remove the sparkle from her tooth,then the guy said what about kissing,she said no amount of kissing will remove it and so they were arguing about it.Then a girl who overheard their discussion tapped rest of us and said the guy should simply tell d guy to open her mouth and let him use his big bulging eye ball to look at it and then the sparkle would disappear.We burst out into uncontrollable laughter.

@kunbee,joor ooh,dis na 2011 oohh.any witch wey wan jealousy me dis year HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!!

@joe--west5,guy just text me if u are interested!!!

no,i am a guy. do u gossip?

@kingron,na wa for u oh!!!as for my side nothing happen.but i can help u,just go take ur bath with water wey dem use baff dead body

@kangel2,Are U̶̲̥̅̊ confused?

@tammyswits,take the bottle of heineken but it is not chilled cos of the epileptic power supply in the country.pls bear with us

More jokes coming right about now

Post is irrelevant

@kangel are U̶̲̥̅̊ in benin

Ur question cannot b answered with yes or no.Is it likely that U̶̲̥̅̊ attended a night school instead of day school?

Those words are not english words.may in ur dialect.(No offence)

Good one!but ‎​ know laugh

Hello people,how are U̶̲̥̅̊ guys.As a true naija guy everywhere is full of joke!!‎​‎​ went to  inec center in my area as early as 6:20am ‎​to my surprise more 15 people were already seated waiting for the corpers.We waited until about 10:30 b/4 they arrived.we quickly formed a queue of about 70 people and registration began.They said special consderation is given to pregnant women,nursing mothers,aged men and women,and the disabled.a man with all the hairs on his head almost white came under the pretence that he is among the aged.As he was making his way through the crowd suddenly another man siezed him and said 'where do U̶̲̥̅̊ think U̶̲̥̅̊ are going?he replied and said don't U̶̲̥̅̊ have elders in ur village?the other man replied and said 'elders?Who is ur mate here?Is dis ur poverty-resulted white hair and beards that makes U̶̲̥̅̊ older than me?B/4 U̶̲̥̅̊ could say Jack robinson the other man gave him a coma-bound blow and a fight ensued.Another thing is the issue of a lady that want to use her shakormended sunshades for her passport.Lastly ‎​ met a friend and asled him if he had registered,he said yes and that he even registered twice.‎​ asked him why he said he need one of the voters card for keeps and also for reference purpose

Saddler is  most simlplest boss of dat game.just target the eyes on either of his legs and then he will expose his weakpoint.U̶̲̥̅̊ can also activate the large piece of iron to give saddler a big hit.do this a couple of times and ADA will give U̶̲̥̅̊ the rocket Launcher

Mine is for 10k,its fat,Gold,with a memory card and in perfect working conditions

Guy ‎​ hav got a PS 2 for sale for just 10k.its in perfect working condition and has amemory card and a pad.hola me on

Got a PS 2 fat for sale in good working condition and with a memory card and a pad for just 10k.any one interested shuld call

Ur post do not agree with ya topic

‎​ am interested.my mail is bright_silva@ yahoo.com

One more modification,casket shuld be epuiped with a mini boutique at least to change clothes,also it shuld hav a GSM service

This thread looks pretty much irrelevant!!!

Sony PS 2 with one original pad,one memory card,5 gold cds and in good working condition for sale.price is 10k.if interested pls call reside in lag

Hello people ‎​ a have sony ps 2 for sale,its got 1 pad,a memory card,5 gold cds and in good working condition.Its for 10k.if interested pls call am based in lag

@kumbee, never finish for market

@kumbee,100 percent accepted,na God do am

No,is this thread stillinteresting