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I just pray this new 2021 won't overtake 2020 in BADNEWS
Meanwhile, SMAN will be having a general meeting on 17/01/2021 @Newcastle Hotels Owerri by 2pm.
Giving shishi out and ending discussion with "lemme see what I can do" remains our watchword

zubimete:
The truth is we are here to counter you guys in full swing. What a man can do a woman can do it better. <SWAN> GOT US COVERED. OUR SLOGAN FIT GIVE BP OR ABI STROKE.

you forgot the fact that there's no WoMAN without a man, no MENstrual pain without a MAN
Lemme KUKUMA be minding my business sha

zubimete:
The truth is we are here to counter you guys in full swing. What a man can do a woman can do it better. <SWAN> GOT US COVERED. OUR SLOGAN FIT GIVE BP OR ABI STROKE.

lemme see what I can do, we move SMAN

only 2023 election will decides if we are still FOOLS

JaneYave:
I am relieved

seems like you have got more than 3sims?

where's the NUDE?

Oyerinde16:
This post details my experience and what i learnt teaching secondary school student in 2014 at a public and private secondary school in River state, This topic https://www.nairaland.com/6344616/pupils-almost-put-me-trouble/5#97717036, motivated me to write.

2012, I finished school, worked briefly in a factory to raise money before NYSC.

2013 June, i was posted to Umunya, Anambra state for NYSC, after camp, i redeployed to Rivers State.

2013 July, i was posted to a public secondary school in a village around ELELE, I was to take SS1 civic education. i had ample time, for a fact too much time. so i decided to look for a secondary place of assignment, I got a private school and was employed to teach commerce and also assist the house master as it was a boarding school, service year was good for me cos, my 19800 was resting, i relied on the 25000 i earned from the private school, i was also feed as assistant house master, i only spent my money on transportation and light drinking, i had no GF.

2013, i began teaching in the public school but discovered they were too playful, noisy etc, I told them i love to play as well, (Coming down to their level) they were amused, i gave the rules that we play hard and work hard, i explained to them that when its time for class, we concentrate as to learn and achieve fast, then when its time for play we play as well, deal or no deal, they agreed. My class was always very interactive and lively, for once this kids wanted me in their class, at free periods, they always came to call me when I'm around. I started working at the private school, but discovered it was a different ball game entirely, they weren't that Noisy, playful, they were always busy, no free periods they were most often reserved smart and intelligent.

2013, It was pretty easy penetrating the ranks of my students in the public school, however, the private school students were reserved, they hardly talk, just answer you and go. I decided to come to their level as well, i started talking with those who wanted to talk, sending them errands, soon other wanted to talk, at the boarding house, I decided to play ball with them, i taught them different games, the girls were just there looking, i decided to interact with them, ask them what sport they liked, i discovered they had long tennis, badminton racket and net in the hostels but weren't, using them, we fixed it, I began teaching them to play, soon they were playing, i discovered there were some girls always lurking around the football pitch, always ready to pick the ball etc, i asked them if they wanted to play, initially they were reluctant and the boys were surprised, they were like uncle, can this one play, uncle i will not mercy tis one o, i will park or fire this one, i told they to be considerate and lets mix them, take care of the girls in your team. to my greatest surprise, they guys were even protecting the girls playing for them, there were too many sporting activities going on simultaneously at the same time and the hostel became very lively, they kids at the hostel had too many to gist for their counterparts in the day school.

2013, i taught my kids in both the public and private secondary schools well, we play well and were very close, i also set what i called traps for flogging, this kept them at high alerts as they did not want to fall into those traps, some felt, uncle just flog me, this standards are too high abeg, i twisted questions to rattle their brains, they were quick to scramble it out and give me the answer, at this point, I tried to take note of those who weren't interested or active in this activities, and paid special attention to them, i helped them the little i could, making them believe in themselves.

2013 December, I organized an end of year party for kids in the public school, the school authorities weren't interested, other corpers weren't interested as well, so we bought cabin biscuits and bottled drinks did a small party and dancing competition and everyone went home for the year.
The private school had an elaborate end of year party, we did a lot of decorations, preparations rehearsals etc. It was an IT savvy school with all kids having Ipads and laptops, We did plenty of digital designs for presentation, i spiced it up with different dances, presentation engaging parents as well. I was very close to the students at this point. party ended and we all went home.

2014 January, school resumed however i was more at the private school doing plenty work as the director was always pressing, we took the students on tour, expos, excursions, competitions etc, we did a lot of marketing jobs to sell he school, i was made head of project 2000, it was a project to sell 2000 forms at 2000 Naira each, i was given the resources to achieve this target, in between this, i still had inter personal relationships with my students most especially the boarding house students, in the evening when we get home, i also organized some competitions with my kids at the public school during the second term.

2014 May, Third term, i was supposed to hand over to a junior corper, as i was leaving the following month, i still taught my student in the public school bringing them out of their shell, some of their parents brought plantain, garri, rice, beans, pepper, maggi, mango, banana etc God bless them all where ever they are today. i always dash the excess out as i was feeding from the private school i was working as well,

2014 June, this month was a month for retrospect, it was an emotional month as well, i left the public school at the middle of the term, i remember my students, both boys and girls were crying, i took time to hug all of the, took phone picture and boom, service was over, dumped my khaki, labour market, the director or the private school i worked reached agreement in principles to increase my salary to take up a permanent role in the school, I concentrated fully on the job at hand, doing aggressive marketing to sell the forms, at the end of third term, I and my team had sold 2004 forms smashing the target.

2014 August shortly after third term, I was made the head of another project, to conduct common entrance for over 2000 pupils and select the best 600 as that is what the school can handle at full capacity, we had to device a means of conducting the exams into different classes in batches in order to avoid over crowding, it was another success, however trouble started when some powerful parent influenced the admission, wetin concern me. The decisions taken afterwards was above my pay grade.

2014 August/September, we organized summer school, which went well, I was made head of another project, Creating and managing the school website, data base, synchronizing data, uploading student and staff data, uploading result and creating online project for each student, we had a limited time frame to achieve this as the developers came from Lagos, i selected my team, made up of vibrant staffs, we worked day and overnight for three (3) consecutive days to achieve this.

2014 October/November/December, First term began, however, the security situation had deteriorated in this community, this was during the days of Don Wanny and co, I had near death experience on three separate occasions, on a particular day, one of the driver refused to come pick the student bus very early in the morning around 5am, other drivers had gone, in order not to fail the parents, I decided to go pick the minder, then proceed to go pick the kids, on the way to the minders house around 5.15am i ran into some cultist, they sat in a circle, each with burning candles right in front of them, they all wore white singlet and tied a red rope round their heads, with a bamboo leave in their mouth, they all stood up in unison all holding cutlass, guns and dangerous weapons, they shouted park, park, i initially wanted to accelerate into a corner and try to escape, however it was as if God took charge, i took the turn then park and came down, they were in front so i would have ran into them, some of them began to say carpon make we run am, i was scared to the marrow, i began to beg moving backwards telling them i was going to pick school kids, i told them to look at the school logo on the bus, apparently they saw the school poster, one said lie down raised his machete, i ran close to one whose machete was still down, i knelt down and begged him, and he told the other about 6 to leave me alone. the guy gave me a serious warning and told me to go, while i was driving out, i saw many of them hidden in corners even flashing touch, how i entered the den of death and came out alive is only God. Another close shave with death i will never forget is a champions league match, Manchester United vs Chelsea i watched it in one hotel, a guy and a lady left just 3 min to the end of the game, on coming out, i saw them right in front, about five guys came out from the bush, held the girl down, the guy tried to fight, he was shot dead, i and my friend hid close to the bush but they saw us from afar and ran towards us, we dashed into he bush escaping to the other street.

2014 December, The security situation in Omoku had become too serious, after the end of year party, i danced and danced with my kids, I traveled for Christmas on the 24th December 2014, i have not return to the community since then. The security situation was so bad in 2015 many schools had to close.

I love teaching, I still fancy the opportunity I'm currently in Abuja.

Nice write-up and thank God for successfully completing your National Service and for protections...
I took time to read through your write up and was astonished to see that you studied Psychology and even know my hometown Omoku, what a small world we live in.
I'm Mr. Bright AHIAH, a graduate of UNN 2017 with Bed.Sc degree in Guidance and Counselling, an ex Corp member and a full time Omoku man.
During my service year at Ikwuano LGA of Abia State, I served as both resident counselor and Social Studies/Civic Education teacher @Methodis High School, Ndoro, Ikwuano LGA.
Teaching profession is really inspiring as it motivate the teacher to even explore innovative ways of enhancing effective teaching.

conclusively, Omoku my hometown is safe now for all and sundry as many residents from neighbouring states run to the town for comfort.

Hope to see you someday

Rebekah029:
Thanks a lot !

wlcom hon, am Bright by the way...

favor914:
Where did you read that it happened in Nigeria?

FG plan on locking down the country/economy by Feb 2021 and yes, most married women, single ladies dating even underage girls were impregnated during the March 2020 lockdown...

what will one gain after joining any of these "supposed influenced"confratanity only to be gunned down by their rivals or to be scared of going to other rivals territory...

I happily and joyfully remains a JewMan (Bloody Civilian or Obi as most Cult members tag us) but we go anywhere without FEAR or WEAPON'S

Like if you're a proud JewMan
Share if you're a member of any Cult group metioned above

Nigeria does not need a 2nd lockdown...women who got pregnant during the 1st lockdown have not even given birth and FG want them to get pregnant again?

many are mentally unstable

Rebekah029:
You didn't create yourself ! just learn to live with it..... I was always shy when I was younger.. but now I don't give a damn ...

I love your courage and self confidence...
being natural is bae/dope but one has to constantly maintain fitness through exercise, eating good foods etc
Merry Christmas Rebecca

las Las, Nigeria educational sector is a big SCAM

successfulmind:
Thanks.. so, tell me your favorite

a good leader is one who brings everyone together like a locked zip instead of separating everyone like an unzipped jeans...

So inspiring

positivevibez:
ashawo boy

lolz, who no like beta thing


well, I jst wanna see those pissure to ascertain by doing forensic search if it was actually sex enhancer or sth else...

pissure of the dead girl during her after sex and pissure of the guy in coma OR else, I don't believe it

valentineuwakwe:
why not create a website and ask people to submit it online, why paper submissions when the world have pass this analog process...

Thats the same way they did in the last RSUST recruitment and it ended in scams and tears...
just hope this one will not go the same way, I wish everyone Good luck and 'man knw man" as they apply and submit there qualifications!

my brother I wondered why I passed through the stress of applying for that RSUST job last year June, after spending huge sum to photocopy my documents and rigorous process to submit.
back to the topic, I support ur motion which is the best practice for a nation that tend to be developing instead of encouraging analog method of application

chicogentil:
Meaning he is a specialist in failure

gbam, as in... he specially specializes in special failures that's why as you have said, he's a SPECIALIST.

Buhari is an updated and relevant example of FAILURE which can be used in any topic/discussion

I'm a serving corper in the state and honestly, the state needs cleansing

I came in for WINDOW SHOPPING but unfortunately enough, there wasn't any clothes

Believe at your own peril

Bofoy4:
I caught my pastor having sex with a female corper

you caught your pastor having sex..............

1. Who's your pastor?
2. Which church did he pastored?
3. Where did you caught them, wefin you find go there?
4 Is you pastor or the corper married?
5. How do you know they were having sex?
6. Apart from nairaland, which legal institution did you report the matter to?


@OP, face your business before other people business becomes your own

your thunder strike rate don pass 100,000 km/hr

Lala is always lucky, happy new month SNAKE PEPPER SOUP

Samfloxin:
How do I I buy ?

pls help a Private school teacher with any amount for foodstuff and medications for kids as God will richly reward you.

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