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@OP
Chai. .er yah! Motherland food sweet 0o. Wuld luv 2 help but i can't.

koolchicco:
This early morning?

My bro. . E no go easy 4 ezekiel, na hungry worm cause am

@OP & NERD.
Hw cn 1 get dz special/rare tea delicacies in south south & southeast part of nigeria?. . . I got 2 try sumfin dfferent

Okasi soup filled wif periwinkle & akpu combine wif water.

[quote author=George_D link=topic=612439.msg7868629#msg7868629 date=1299573702]well, i still think it's a mark of childishness to feel uncomfortable in the midst of strangers in a fast food joint of all places! [/quote]Ok ok ok ok. . .hv u eva felt 1's or twice uncomfortable in d midst of strangers b4, now dat u r mature? B it in a fastfood joint or wateva? I bet u have. . .bt i believe u took care of yaslf by yaslf, rite? That's exactly wat am talkin abt. . .
Simply because u r uncomfortable dosnt mean u start runnin & hiding away 4rm strangers b4 u eat ya meal. .

Shikena

Igboqueen:
Yess I am igbo sweetie and proud to be one. And my fam dnt eat dog grrr

Ok darling now u r my sis. . nofin do u, me too i/we dnt eat dogs, itz in d family but itz nt a law 2 nt eat dog meat. Hv had several opportunity 2 taste it buttt mehnnn my liver dey fail me

Igboqueen:
Omg no!! Poor canine I wont dare eat a dog. I heard phillopines people eat dog,cats,hamsters dey are wonderful creatures. Dey dnt deserve to b eating by humans

Lol i taut dat u r an igbo lady so far i knw d igbos eat dog meats

Let me share a "Nigerian secret" with you: If Madam beats you at home, keep mute, we take our own revenge on them , ON THE BED
Wallahi, by the time we are into the "fourth-leg" of an eight-leg marathon, she would be pleading for mercy! 
See, No Police, No Embarrassment and no whining like our Ghanaian friends little babies! It takes stamina sha

@lastpage. . . Badt pikins

Let me share a "Nigerian secret" with you: If Madam beats you at home, keep mute, we take our own revenge on them , ON THE BED
Wallahi, by the time we are into the "fourth-leg" of an eight-leg marathon, she would be pleading for mercy! 
See, No Police, No Embarrassment and no whining like our Ghanaian friends little babies! It takes stamina sha

@lastpage. . . Badt pikins

lastpage:
^^^^^^^
Thanks Maam,
I hear that Onions are getting cheaper by the day!
Ghadafi has agreed to step-aside and no need to use them as bullets anymore!!

Unfortunately, some protesters still want to stone the man to death, for "not protecting" a few protesters that died;

And they're gonna use "onions instead of stones" Naaaaah.

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Hmmm

lastpage:
Do not say l told you! (Whispers silently) 

I hear  that Ghadafi of Libya ran out of bullets and started using onions as bullets!
Now, all our onions go to Libya, at a good exchange rate naaah!

(whispers again) Please shiiiiiiiiii, its kind of private discussion o! Ghadafi might be eaves dropping!!

Ndygold:
intresting .i hate onion.now my mum wil nt complain wen i dnt put it.it makes me voimt

Beync:
There is time and season for everything food.
this is not the season for onions, its natural scarcity.

U can use carrot instead there is carrot every where
The season is favorabe for carrot not onions

I no fit shout carrots as onions lol

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=572307.msg7864701#msg7864701 date=1299520238]
Awww . I know you have my back since you're now my official garri buddy [/quote]@OP. Okasi soup wif fufu combine wif water

Native wine(tombo) & deep fried meat

@NERD, dnt worry u cn always count on moi

Roasted yam & stew

English pear & Bread

Joel- I no mind
Plz help wif dz song. . God bless ya!

@wackyJ. . Plz can u upload dat aeDdownloader 4me(direct link) am finding it dfficult 2 dwnld it 4rm plunder,plzzzzzzz.

@OP.
Tolerance & perserverance, helps to build a good marriage & good home.

@OP. There's only 1 tin on my mind & dat's. . .u luv her & she luvs u, she's been thru lots of bitterness 4rm ya mum al because of u & u both wanna settle dwn in marriage. And wat's holding u nw is d vision of a thing, my advice is dat u & ya wife 2b shuld visit a good church 4 counsiling & prayers.

At that then u will knw wat step 2 take. . . Dnt let wateva u r passing thru weigh u dwn, u gat 2b strong 2 fight.

@OP. I hv had similar case bt i was d victim, i try 2 ask/borrow moni frm my frnds & sistas who knew abt it coz i was broke & had nt been paid salary dat mnth & needed 2 remove d fin b4 eyez begin 2 notice, none of dem agree 2 hv d moni. . . I felt lk hell has been let looose 4 me, al d same i managed 2 get rid of it.

Wat am sayin is- wat is done is done, jst pray 4 God's 4givness

obowunmi:
Too late now buddy. Enroll your cousin in sex education education classes --- condoms, condoms.

Dz z d nxt step u hv 2 do help ya bro since his nt ready 2 father a child talk of gettin married. He needs proper education on sexuality. . .too bad our parents dnt hv d tym 2 educate our children on dz type of things.

na dia u go fear fear wetin man dey chop

onlyme247:
Lion Ke?,  Lmao

@lastpage. . I commend ya speech.
Neva heard dat here 4 ages. Gud comment so far.

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]p.s i had garri last nite[/color]

Lol finally u yielded 2d my temptations
** singing garri oh garri, sweet garri. .my roots,my heritage,my inheritance. .our culture, garri oh garri- D nigerian rythm**

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]garri suckers[/color]

Brite02:
Indomie & beans wif water

Drinking water & tryin 2 catch a sleep^^^^

@OP. I luv tea, i cn drink anytym of d day but on a serious note am d adventurious type trying different kinds of tea bags. I stick d1s i knw.
Shikena. . 10/10

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=613257.msg7859214#msg7859214 date=1299453738]
lol lol lol, I can't help it. I ♥ garri.[/quote] U go girl

Ok o0. . Everyone is entitles to his/her own opinion But u sounded 2 personal, how angry/cheerful you may be do not affect how/what answers d poster is searching for. . . . Lyf is a learning process, we learn diffferent things everyday. .if u go on like this i bet no one is gonna learn a thing from u, ok?

*Are u ok with this standard english ?*

@OP. Is d@t u mama-G? U r pullin my legs here. If u r, then u r temptd 2 touch. . . Can i **** touch ya?

NKF:
@Brite02, sorry, not at this time.

Will keep everyone posted when we take this outside Lagos.

By the way, Happy Birthday in advance! Wishing you lots of laughter and happiness!

10x & God bless.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=617556.msg7858664#msg7858664 date=1299447351][color=deeppink]I don't get why a normal human being would ask such a reetarded question.

Afterall, this is a question about domestic violence and shouldn't be tolerated in anyway.

So, asking such questions is an offense to me.[/color][/quote]Ok o0. . Evry1 z entitle 2 dia opinion, rite? But u sounded 2 personal, hw angry/cheerful do nt affect hw/wat answers d OP is searching 4. . . . Lyf is a learnin process, we learn fins evryday. .if u go on lk dz i bet no1 z gonna learn sumfin 4rm ya, ok?

Donpuzo:
Men, The white one whitens teeth though

Lol i no fit shout no wonder my teeth dey dey always clean & whitey check it out &
Lol! 4 doz drinkin brown/red garri b vry vry afraid coz u gonna v brown/red teeth lol lol lol

Mygoldie:
that your combo go sweet wella,but do you have to do this,cos i dey hungry more,now.

Anytym Anyday. . Jst cal on me Darling so long z abt sippin garri nofin do u

@pweety4me. . . Wetin na wetin dz poor boi do u na
lolzzzzzzzz