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Foreign AffairsHornet Stings 19 People To Death In China by britneykyute(op): 12:17pm On Sep 27, 2013
At least 19 people have been stung to death by hornets -- which may include the world's largest hornet species Vespa mandarinia -- in China's central Shaanxi province in the last three months, according to the city government of Ankang, the apparent epicenter of a recent spate of fatalities and injuries.

A total of 583 people in the area have been stung by hornets since July 1, say city officials. Seventy victims are still recovering in hospitals.

Chen Changlin was hospitalized after being attacked by hornets, while harvesting rice last week.

"I ran and shouted for help, but the hornets chased me about 200 meters, and stung me for more than 3 minutes," he recounted to the state-run China Youth Daily.

Chen said hornets had first swarmed a woman and child working nearby, who then ran towards him. Both later died from the hornets' toxins.

"The more you run, the more they want to chase you," said another victim, whose kidneys were ravaged by the venom. When he was admitted to the hospital, his urine was the color of soy sauce, according to local reports.

Earlier this month, 30 people -- including 23 primary school children aged between six and eight years -- were injured in a hornet attack in Guangxi province, south of Shaanxi. Their teacher, Li Zhiqiang, told his students to hide under tables as he tried to drive away the insects before he lost consciousness. The school's headmaster told local media that most of the injured suffered stings to their heads, necks, hands and feet.

Nearly 60 students and teachers were injured in a separate incident in the province at the start of the month, according to state media.

Experts say a number of reasons may have contributed to the apparent increase in hornet activity, including the region's recent hot, dry weather, land development and hornet sensitivity to the smell of people.

The Asian killer hornet, which is suspected in these incidents, are formidable, carnivorous killers, according to the non-profit Honeybee Conservancy. The species feed their young with the larvae of other insects and use their talons and mandibles to sever the limbs and heads of their prey. The hornet's venom sting is a neurotoxin so powerful that it dissolves human tissue, according to the Guinness Book of World Records.

This week's latest incidents spurred the Ankang city government to hold an emergency video call addressing local concerns. Vice Mayor Lu Qi said he would increase investment in regional hornet control. Mayor Xu Qifang added the city would establish a 24-hour emergency hornet response team.

Jokes EtcRe: Akpors And The Aboki... by britneykyute(op): 10:12pm On Sep 26, 2013
grin grin grin
EducationRe: ASUU Strike Will Soon Be Called-Off - Okojie by britneykyute(f): 3:26pm On Sep 26, 2013
timwezzb: Every time na "WILL SOON" Come O ASUU No be say we the Fare Una Oooooooooo and mu na no tin say bcoz una be our Oga @ the Top na him una go d tell us "WILL SOO" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
wahz dx one babbling 'bou? abeg shuk yhua maut for pocket o jare
Jokes EtcRe: Why Women Cry??? by britneykyute(op): 4:56pm On Sep 25, 2013
PastelChic: Awww...this is so sweet,beautiful. Nice.
fnks hun:*:*
Jokes EtcAkpors And The Aboki... by britneykyute(op): 2:14pm On Sep 25, 2013
AKPOS was hungry and went
to 'mai
shayi' (men selling tea and
bread).
The following dialogue
transpired between them:
AKPOS: You get loaf of bread?
ABOKI: yes
AKPOS: bring one; slice am into
two and put
two sachet of butter in between
ABOKI: (happy and thanking
God for bringing
customer,is quickly doing as he
is instructed )
AKPOS: You get egg? ABOKI: yes customer
AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am
inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer
AKPOS: You get sardin for
inside gongoni? ABOKI: yes customer
everything dey. AKPOS: put
two gongoni inside the bread.
ABOKI: Okay customer (happy
and doing as he is told, already
enthusiastic he'll make a lot of money 2day) AKPOS: you don
finish? Oya press the bread
together for me. ABOKI: See
am customer, i don prepare am
finish. AKPOS: OYA CUT N10
Naira OWN FOR ME! One word for Akposhuh
Jokes EtcSeriously....i Shock by britneykyute(op): 1:41pm On Sep 25, 2013

Omo na him we dey dance for offering
Hmmm the thing wey i hear come make me pause...this song "you
make me wonder baba, chorus: I wonder" CORRECT
VERSION......"You make me wan die baba, chorus: I wan die"
REMIX
sad sad
Jokes EtcSeriously....i Shock by britneykyute(op): 1:34pm On Sep 25, 2013
Omo na him we dey dance for offering
Hmmm the thing wey hear come make me pause...ths song "you
make me wonder baba, chorus: I wonder" CORRECT
VERSION......
"You make me wan die baba, chorus: I wan die"
REMIX...
Jokes EtcWhy Women Cry??? by britneykyute(op): 11:18am On Sep 25, 2013
Watching her eyes
"A little boy asked his mother, "Why are
you crying?" "Because I'm a woman , " she
told him.
"I don't understand , " he said. His Mom
just hugged him and said , "And you never
will."
Later the little boy asked his father , "Why
does mother seem to cry for no reason?"
"All women cry for no reason , " was all his
dad could say.
The little boy grew up and became a man ,
still wondering why women cry...
Finally he put in a call to God. When God
got on the phone , he asked , "God , why
do women cry so easily?"
God said
"When I made the woman she had to be
special.
I made her shoulders strong enough to
carry the weight of the world, yet gentle
enough to give comfort.
I gave her an inner strength to endure
childbirth and the rejection that many
times comes from her children.
I gave her a hardness that allows her to
keep going when everyone else gives up ,
and take care of her family through
sickness and fatigue without complaining.
I gave her the sensitivity to love her
children under any and all circumstances ,
even when her child has hurt her very
badly.
I gave her strength to carry her husband
through his faults and fashioned her from
his rib to protect his heart.
I gave her wisdom to know that a good
husband never hurts his wife , but
sometimes tests her strengths and her
resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.
And finally , I gave her a tear to shed. This
is hers exclusively to use whenever it is
needed."
"You see my son , " said God , "the beauty
of a woman is not in the clothes she
wears , the figure that she carries , or the
way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen in
her eyes , because that is the doorway to
her heart - the place where love resides."
HealthRe: Kpomo Sellers Arrested In Sapele For Using Embalming Fluid To Fatten Kpomo by britneykyute(f): 4:57pm On Sep 20, 2013
debo salau: they don't even need to boil it for them. they should eat it like that.
yhu too kind ni.... lwkmd4h
Foreign AffairsRe: Baby Born With Two Fully-Formed Teeth (PHOTOS) by britneykyute(f): 4:22pm On Sep 20, 2013
Nikapetrelli: No dulling the baby wan begin chop solid food
joor oh gringrin
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by britneykyute(f): 7:42am On Sep 19, 2013
dance floor by 2baba[color=#006600][/color] smiley smiley
Music/RadioRe: NBC Bans Wizkid's 'The Matter' And Phyno's 'Man Of The Year by britneykyute(f): 5:42am On Sep 19, 2013
ebonyjummy: imagine the trash. Rubbish!
wahz d meaning of dat?? huh huh huh
Music/RadioRe: NBC Bans Wizkid's 'The Matter' And Phyno's 'Man Of The Year by britneykyute(f): 5:40am On Sep 19, 2013
drnairalov: double sigh...i wish my great great grand father was sold into slavery...so i woudn't have to be a Nigerian...

which illiterates re heading NBC
lwkmd4h...if dem fit ban dose songs na im be say FLAVOUR's songs go go into extinction grin grin
PhonesRe: Smartphones And Tablets Harbour More Germs Than A Toilet Seat by britneykyute(f): 5:19am On Sep 19, 2013
[quote author=BRAINZ_Box]Wat!!!!....Nonsense..nt u d o.p,bt were ever u got dis crap..Dey shuld go nd swipe toilet seats everyday lik dey do deir smartphones if dey will nt end up six feet down d ground...[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: How Many FACES Can U See......? by britneykyute(f): 1:03am On Mar 08, 2013
ajos: shine ur eyez take small kai kai or alemo,abi stout or take sum ganja wil giv u sum inspiration to see clearly.....boooooom respect
Lngtym
Jokes EtcWho Is More Stupid? by britneykyute(op): 8:42pm On Jan 16, 2013
1. The man who waves a
newscaster whiles watchin tv,
2. A nurse who wakes up a
sleepin patient to give him sleepin
pills because she 4got to give him de
medicine,
3. A man who goes to a bank with
a spanner to open an account,
4. A man who puts a radio in a
freezer to listen to cool music,
5. A man who lowers de volume
of a radio to read a text message,
6. A man who puts perfume on
his body to snap a picture
Jokes EtcRe: Love Is Blind: Seriously: Check Out These Pics by britneykyute(f): 1:41am On Jan 12, 2013
Lol

Jokes EtcRe: Seriously, If Not 4 MUSIC.... by britneykyute(op): 1:13am On Jan 12, 2013
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PoliticsRe: Patience Fakabelema Jonathan: 15 Things You Did Not Know About Her by britneykyute(f): 9:42am On Jan 09, 2013
Kamsy10: abeg all you grammar people ended up in nairaland while she's in aso rock. Is English your mother tongue? I have no problem with whether she can speak English or not. Infact if I were her I will speak in my native dialect and have an interpreter.
Sadly she and her husband are not living up to d expectation of Nigerians but that doesn't call for putting a premium on grammar
ɪ̣̝̇ agree with ​Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​
Jokes EtcLadies Status Update Before A Heartbreak.! by britneykyute(op): 9:05am On Jan 09, 2013
On MONDAY( at 6a.m) Am hating this memories of the swit weekend with my bby, can't even concentrate at work, I miss you baby.! TUESDAY. With my baby at Galitos for Pizza having a good time. Mmmmwah. Love you bby! WEDNESDAY. Just had the best moments with ma hubby, watching movies at IMAX Kenya, having dinner at seasons. Love youu bby mmmwah. THURSDAY. Spending the whole day with ma bby in the house. It's an awesome feeling! Awwwww the Man of my Life. Gosh! I believe I can fly. FRIDAY. This Party don't stop at Tribeka. With my Girlfriends, Candy Sexsy shii.! Pesh switlips like dah, Hotgirl beiby, Hagalicious punny, Hot Nicki Minaj Akinyi and the Man of ma Life. Alehandro Otis. Hakuna kulala.! SATURDAY. Club here we come. Maaad maad fun beiby. You the best. My dream is to fly over the rainbow with you hehe. Love you bby! SUNDAY.(at 4pm) Oooooooh(yawn) No I can't even move my head, hangovers are killing me, last night was crazy.

AFTER BREAK-UP status updates.

MONDAY@2p.m All Men are the same Dogs. Nkt! Free and single. Relationships sucks. I hate Men. Bleep Love. TUESDAY. God is the only bf you can trust. Heal my pain God. WEDNESDAY. Watching Family TV. That message has really touched me. Thank God for the STRENTH. Some one cheer me up pleeez.! THURSDAY. (Song) Mbona, mbona, mbona! Ooh lord my God can't you see that am crying. If I have done something wrong forgive me ooh, my God. Cast your burden unto Jesus, for he cares! FRIDAY. Heading to Kesha with my Sisters, Mary, Elizabeth, Faith, Patience and Mama Brian, with a headscarf on my head. With a bible. SATURDAY. When I was down, he lifted me up. I'm strong on his shoulders, can't wait to be in Church Kesho. ( @9P.M) time to sleep, Gnyt pals. SUNDAY. That was my message. The best Men came from heaven oooh. Am so blessed today.
Jokes EtcRe: Akpos Don Vexxx Ni by britneykyute(op): 9:01am On Jan 09, 2013
=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) cheesywink
Jokes EtcAkpos Don Vexxx Ni by britneykyute(op): 1:31am On Jan 09, 2013
AKPOS AND musa IN THE OFFICE. musa: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for
5
months now and I have exams
next week.
Akpos: oh!
musa: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Akpos: No. musa: He invented the telephone in 1876;
if you take night
courses you would know this. The next day, the
same discussion took place.
musa: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is? Akpos: No
musa: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you
take
night courses, you would know this. The next day,
once again.
musa: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Akpos: No
musa: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take
night
courses, you would know this. This time, Akpos got
irritated and said: Do you know who Adewale Azeeze Saremekun is?
musa: No
Akpos: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife
since
five months ago. If you stop taking night courses,
you would know. . =)) =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=)) cheesy̲̅cheesy
CultureRe: Igbo Kwenu! Kwezuo Nu! Join Us If You're Proud To Be An Igbo Guy/lady by britneykyute(f): 12:37am On Jan 09, 2013
Unu na emake ♍ ochicheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Yawa Don Gas!!!!!!! by britneykyute(op): 12:24am On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=bashy_demy]Peter don enter one chance
[/quote
₪☺º°˚˚˚°º☺☺ be small tin ˚˚˚°ºH
Jokes EtcSeriously, If Not 4 MUSIC.... by britneykyute(op): 12:36pm On Jan 07, 2013
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Timaya will be hawking plantain in traffic...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Mode9 will be a bouncer in parties...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Wizkid will still be in SS3...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Iyanya will be aweight lifter...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, don Jazzy will be a drug dealer...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, ice prince and MI will still be in jos facing Boko haram
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, P-square will be dancing break dance in weddings..
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Davido will still be writting Waec...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Olamide will bepicking pocket...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Muna will remain in modeling...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Lagbaja will be a native doctor...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Tiwa savage will be ash*...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, Ty Bello will be a photographer...
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, wande coal willbe advertising Dudu Osun Seriously
IF NOT FOR MUSIC, terry G will b a bus conductor
Jokes EtcRe: Shocking Revelation Of The Human Body!!!! by britneykyute(f): 12:25pm On Jan 07, 2013
Valiantvaliant: You got me!
♍Ƹ̴ t˚☺ Ooº°˚
RomanceRe: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by britneykyute(f): 8:21pm On Jan 06, 2013
ATMC: My nom est ^, welcome to naigacity romance sector where anything n every est possibl(e)
*tongueout*
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION RAP BATTLE......... by britneykyute(f): 7:28am On Dec 29, 2012
luvgurl: dis is crious!!!
ɪ̣̝̇ tƸ̴ll ​Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​.
Jokes EtcRe: Yawa Don Gas!!!!!!! by britneykyute(op): 7:01am On Dec 29, 2012
realsammie: At least i smile
♍Ƹ̴ t˚☺ Ooº°˚
Jokes EtcYawa Don Gas!!!!!!! by britneykyute(op): 12:47am On Dec 28, 2012
* THE PARROT *
.
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately
spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a
sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so
little,?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I
should tell you first that this bird used to live
in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it
says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided
she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living
room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room,then at her,
and said, "New house, new madam." The
woman was a bit shocked at the implication,
but then thought "that's not so bad." When her two teenage daughters returned
from school
the bird saw them and said, "New house, new
madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended
but then began to laugh about the situation. Moments later, the woman's husband, peter,
came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "watz up,
peter"....

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