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Not tribal fights, please..

I'm just trying to understanding Nigeria.

odumchi: How did you come about this? Please, where then is most of the South South's oil?

The two maps below shows that Ijaw land don't really have that much oil fields - and the little they've are mostly off-shore oil fields.

Someone get this lunatic his meds asap.

Kevin_II: you've been uncovered abi. ode

Uncover your faggit azz.. Are you dumb or something? And who the hell is shymtex or what the fhuck you posted earlier?

Phuck off my shiite if you ain't got nothing to add, and go wash your smelly body, prick.

Kevin_II: shytmex i can see you from 50 miles away. how many times will i tell you that we are tired of your life history. is it by force stop crying and follow the prescription else this girl will kill you. you never see nada. toto like you

Shytmex? You need to get back on your meds, mate.

Semi-illiterate wasteman, piss off.

La Parisienne: Yeah I was waiting for the day an imbec1ile will bring that up, I'm not surprised that it's a ga.y reject like you.

My parents didn't have time for me when I was growing up cos they were busy making money, that's why we were able to hire your mother as our cleaning lady and housemaid. And that's how you could go to elementary school. But you dropped out cos you prefer giving lap dances at queer clubs, ashawo.

I overcome my childhood issues. I'm a responsible, hardworking adult. But your psyche is wacked forever, you can never erase the scars of being a ga.y pro.stitute.

Blame it on your poverty stricken mother that gave birth to a co.ndom mishap bas.tard like you.

You're a nice girl. Please, don't trade abusive words with fools - you're better off ignoring them.

Are you from Paris?

Kevin_II: coming from a cow

Diseased and smelly wimp.

Kevin_II: mr flute go to bar beach at exactly 12 noon and bath naked for two hour then run naked all the way to oshodi under bridge. you will see some pepper seller there. select two very ripe tomatoes, two very ripe tatase and a handful of rodo. place them around a circle of radius 6 ft and dance within circle until the moon come out. wen you see the moon rush out of there and grab any yellow paw paw girl that you see and drag her into the circle lie her face down and do the do from behind. you must do it for 20 minute if not this girl wont leave you alone so if you are one of those that have premature ejaculation then sorry i cant help you. even if people are pulling you or whipping or shooting you you must go on nacking this yellow pawpaw girl until twenty minutes sharp.
when you have finish run all the way to badagry beach and baf again for ten minutes then go back to bar beach where it all started and pick up your cloths wear them and go home.
do this and you will be free of this girl. do it not and you will reman in bondage. cheers

You're not funny.

ekt_bear: Tbh proficiency in mathematics is going to be far more useful in the long run to the welfare of SW Nigeria than learning another Nigerian language.

Better to focus a child's precious hours on math and science than say Hausa, in my opinion.

You'll be more competitive in this rapidly globalizing world that way.

Speaking one indigenous language + English is good enough for most

Most, meaning uncle toms and aunt tomasinas like yourself, huh? Guys like you make me want to puke.

Arosa: OP, you better run fast before she turn you into her ghost husband.

Are you sure? I have tried so many times but as soon I stop calling her, mysterious things tend to happen to me. I don't know if it's a mental thing, or for real. I'm not going to lie, I'm scared.

I never used to believe in the voodoo thing till I met this girl. I didn't really like her when I first met her, but it seems she has used voodoo on me. I'm saying this because every time my mum goes to a pastor, they all tell her to tell me to leave the girl alone; even without her talking about me. And every time I try leaving her, something bad always happen to me, and every new girl I talk to tell me they see the same girl in their dreams.

I have lived all my life in the Western world, and this girl was also born and raised here - but I don't know how these things happen. I'm confused because I thought things like this only happen in Africa.

Please help me.

Mr. Jarus/Ms Mukina2, the post below deserves front page:

https://www.nairaland.com/908865/what-nigeria-means-me-story#10545159

Front page, plz...

Damn, so - good stuff!

Front page, plz!!

Nigerian people make up the country. If the people can get better, then the country would.

The question should be: "can Nigerian people get better?" I don't know because I see too many clowns on here daily, and that's not a good look.

MEAGAN GOOD!!

justwise: Only God knows how much i hate that phrase. Why do some people always attribute any opinion different from theirs to western media?

It's called SELECTIVE THINKING, mate!!

Your brain is there to absolve, analyze, and gather information from different sources (many sources) - think critically, to form your opinion. Not just one way traffic, from one source - that's indoctrination.

I assume you're a graduate - and I sincerely hope you didn't use just one source of information for your dissertation. And assume in your evaluation and literature review, you did critique your own dissertation - and talked about the short comings and merits of the academic sources you cited in your dissertation.

That's basically critical thinking. Please, apply it to your everyday life and stop being a slowpoke.