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Goldieluks: ##Yawn##

You're an arse!

I was born a rose but I grew up out of concrete to find my way in the world.. Dad was never really around, and mum worked her socks off to raise me.. Childhood was tragicomedy literally; sweet sometimes, but hard as a rock sometimes..Yeah, I was a council estate kid! I vowed at age 7 never to shed a tear for the rest of my life, and take on every situation I face like a man.. Age 10, I was already a man, making my own money and saving, in secondary school..

At age 13, the yardies on my block were my role models, and the notorious Myatts Field Estate, Brixton was where I called home.. Age 14, I was a gang member shotting weed, crack, PCP etc. on those roads. I had whatever drug you can get from a road pharmacist, and the fiends never stopped ringing my phone.. I had my own share of road wars, got shanked a couple of times, and shot at a couple of times.

But my life changed when I met this chic. Pretty thing with a big batty.. She showed me the love I never believed existed, and she loved me so much that I was scared she was trying to set me up, and hand me over to the jakes.. Then I discovered I was also in love with this girl, but I just couldn't act right because my past life shaped up my mentality the wrong way.. I've anger problems, and trust was something that was foreign to me due to my past life.. I'm from the school of hardknocks, and the road code of ethics governs the way I live, and how I do things.. Thanks to this chic and her persistence, and help; I got an education, but it never changed my mentality..

About 7months ago, she left me, and my life has never been the same..My life ended the day she left me, and I've never been the same since then.. I still cry sometimes because of this girl (Something I vowed never to do again)..

It must be love, and love is indeed powerful!

True life story.

Onila is a psychotic di.ckfaced cu.m tosser..

Negro_Ntns: The coalition is what brings you the change. What change is better than one in which ACN is an active partner? Everything socially and politically progressive for this country has emerged out of West. We can go as far back as memory would allow and recount the many progressive ideas, actions and legacies that was pioneered by the West.

Chief, why are you arguing with the re/tard? You're not on her level, don't let her drag you to her psychotic level.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]This multiple ID low life idi[i]o[/i]t has refused to get a life? [/color]

Fool, not everyone uses multiple ids like you lowlife waste man.. You huff and puff on NL, but can you say the same thing to my face, puzzy?

WTF, so I can't basically express how feel anymore? You guys are crazier than I initially thought..

werepeLeri: Excuse me OP - is your Mum Nigerian? If yes - then I rest my case.

Why are you guys always so quick to talk about people's mum?

Ileke-IdI:
You guys must wish I'm fat

You're fat and you express obesity everyday.

Ileke-IdI:
Yawn. . .

Get a life, fat girl.

I dunno but I don't think I can ever get along with any naija chic born and raised in naija. It's like barking on the wrong tree.. Their sense of humour is dead, no fun in their lives, act like the whole world is about to fall on their heads, and they're freaking rude and arrogant (for no damn reason despite being fugly)..

I thought I could blend in on NL but these girls are a waste of time.. Very boring people!

naijasexy: It's really nice to have someone point out some of the flaws in the story. Thank you very much.

Truth is, you are absolutely correct. I was in a haste to finish it up so I overlooked some details which would have made the tale seem more believable. Surely, those mistakes are unacceptable and I hope to not repeat them if I ever get down to writing another story.

Thanks for taking your time to read it and for being very observant. I am grateful.

@Joephezyz, thank you very much.

Hiya stranger, what happened to you?

^Don't you wanna scream and say my name?

frosbel: I do not follow many of her comments , but surely everyone is allowed to have a voice on this forum, despite the fact that we may have contrary points of view , right ?

That's the good thing about freedom of speech.. But in a situation where the 'thing' always tries to force her ignorant and re/tarded opinions on everyone, that's problematic. And she needs to be put in her place; where she actually belongs in the village, with firewood on her head..

Let me give you arse up, face down and see how childish I'm..

I bet you would be screaming like a kid watching a horror movie.

Sisi_Kill: Wait. . . Is there memo I didn't get?

You bore me to sleep with your comments.

frosbel: One last word from me, the abuse and insults directed at Kobojunkie really does make me wonder what calibre of people we have on Nairaland, it is now obvious we have 'children ' and the ignorant among us , we are therefore obliged to exercise a little more patience with such , hoping they will grow up one day.

Now direct your insults at me, peace !!!

Be honest, is that thing intelligent?

^Ugly thing.

Sisi_Kill: The same people who are ready to hang the Indians are the same who watch in silence as helpless Nigerians are pushed aound and humiliated everyday by other Nigerians.

The building that collapsed and killed dozens of people. . .was it Indians who built it?

The innocent lives lost at the hands of trigger happy policemen. . .twas the Indians who gave them guns ko?

Boko Harem killing people every other day like they are flies. . .shei Indians gave them the mandate right?

Yeah, those horrible Indians. . . They have taken over Nigeria.

Lord have mercy on us all.

Must you always comment on everything, killz?

Shollypopz: [size=16pt]i knew it! ugly woman beater with small di*k![/size]

Loool @ small d*ck..

I'm yet to meet a girl who didn't shout after seeing my d*ck and that's on everything..

It's an equal world, men and women are equal.. If a woman slaps, push, and kicks me; then I can do the same since we're all equal.

^Who gave this female silverback gorilla a computer? Your mates are in the village cutting firewood.

Shollypopz: [size=20pt]SLAP
PUNCH
KICK[/size]
now kid, don't say such nonsense next time!

You're a funny little girl.. About slap, punch, and kick..

Have you ever been knocked out cold before? That's what you'll get.

These little kids with small t/its are getting too brave nowadays.

ii. Sabita Rames Hathiramani – 54, Marina, Lagos (British)

^How can name above be British? He carries a British passport, but he's PUNJABI for crying out loud.

The OP is an i/diot..

The company is Indian owned, end of story.

This is the best interview ever from a Nigerian politician..

If you can't shoot them, give me the gun and I would.. I have been handling big guns from age 13.