₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,021 members, 8,419,971 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 08:36 AM

Toggle theme

Brokenplate's Posts

Nairaland ForumBrokenplate's ProfileBrokenplate's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 10 pages)

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help Me With Any Role That Requires Immediate Employment by brokenplate(op): 9:12am On Feb 11, 2017
energyspecialis:
I have my inbox stacked up with unsolicited applications.
Makes me ponder the numerous unemployed graduates out there.
I know its tough on you , reword your CV and keep applying.
I will let you know when something comes up.
Thanks a lot!

Please I can be reached on 08054235516.
I am absolutely certain I will measure up to standard.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Help Me With Any Role That Requires Immediate Employment by brokenplate(op): 7:50am On Feb 11, 2017
konde:
Dear Broken Plate,
I wish I could render immediate assistance to end your current predicament. Its a tough one out here.
You need to keep pushing and looking for new means to improve yourself.

Send your CV to stoneofhelp4@yahoo.com.
Thanks a lot . You are an encourager.
I will do as adviced .
Jobs/VacanciesPlease Help Me With Any Role That Requires Immediate Employment by brokenplate(op):
I have a vast range of experience and skills (Sales, IT, Engineering, HR) so I can blend in easily.


I have been out of job for 2+ months and used the opportunity to develop myself in Web and Mobile App development.

Please , I will welcome any information or suggestions on job availability in your organization .

I could be reached on 08054235516, platebroken@gmail.com

I am domiciled in Lagos but won't mind reallocating.
Man needs to survive!

cc laslatica
Please make it FP
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Technology Marketing Executive For Immediate Employment by brokenplate:
Zercom:
Job brief
We are looking for a talented Marketing Executive to undertake marketing projects for the benefit of our company. The ideal candidate will be passionate for the “art” of marketing and will have an abundance of ideas for building efficient strategies. He/she must bring forth a strong arsenal of techniques and methods to promote our products, services and public image.
The goal is to reach out to the market and cultivate the customer’s interest in our products and services in ways that strengthen our reputation and facilitate our continuous growth.

Duties and Responsibilities
• Conceive and develop efficient and intuitive marketing strategies
• Organize and oversee advertising/communication campaigns (social media, etc.), exhibitions and promotional events
• Conduct market research and analysis to evaluate trends, brand awareness and competition ventures
• Write copy for diverse marketing distributions (brochures, press releases, website
• material etc.)
• Monitor progress of campaigns using various metrics and submit reports of performance
Requirements
• BSc/BA in marketing, business administration or relevant discipline
• Proven experience as marketing executive or similar role
• Good understanding of market research techniques, data analysis and statistics methods.
• Thorough knowledge of strategic planning principles and marketing best practices
• Proficient in MS Office
• Familiarity with social media and web analytics (e.g. WebTrends)
• Excellent communication and people skills
• Strong organizational and time-management abilities
• Creativity and commercial awareness

How to Apply
Interested and qualified candidates should send their resume and passport photograph to: jobs@zercomsystems.com
how about the candidates you interviewed previously?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee Jobs Here For Those Without Experience by brokenplate: 9:11pm On Feb 08, 2017
dawahlarry:
Just like the way I have been wondering. How will a company conduct an interview in an hotel?
Don't rule out that possibility.
During my time as an HR I set up several interviews in an hotel especially at weekends . Most time to avoid extra cost from operation.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by brokenplate: 8:01pm On Feb 07, 2017
izzou:
Sir, I reside in Lagos, not on the Island Anyway, and I am very much interested. But I don't have any experience. i am so eager to learn. Please can I still join?

Abeg
Ok. On the interim, I like to introduce a programming school to you if you're on the mainland.

Bodlan Systems... The fee is affordable.
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Our NAIRA Will Never Measure Up With The DOLLAR: by brokenplate(op): 8:04am On Feb 04, 2017
Deepfreezer:
No (6) Naira will never measure up with the dollar because of PRESIDENT MUHAMMAD BUHARI's senseless policies.
Lol.

PMB is a kill joy.

God save us
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Our NAIRA Will Never Measure Up With The DOLLAR: by brokenplate(op): 8:03am On Feb 04, 2017
xstry:
we'll convert it to yuan then in turn convert the yuan to dollars grin
Lol
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Our NAIRA Will Never Measure Up With The DOLLAR: by brokenplate(op): 7:51am On Feb 04, 2017
Boleyndynasty2:
What happened to obudu cattle ranch and our villages? If you really need a vacation try a state in Nigeria you haven't been to wink.


Was he really going to do that? huh
That's so funny. I see we've got a patriot. Would you rather have a swell time at obudu cattle ranch for your honey moon?
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Our NAIRA Will Never Measure Up With The DOLLAR: by brokenplate(op): 7:31am On Feb 04, 2017
Boleyndynasty2:
Let's move from Dollar to Yuan, most of our imports come from china
Lol. True that.

But we how about Vacations, shopping, Education, Surgeries . .. China would be the last place to go. Don't you think?
PoliticsRe: Reasons Why Our NAIRA Will Never Measure Up With The DOLLAR: by brokenplate(op): 7:27am On Feb 04, 2017
Deepfreezer:
Everyone knows all the listed above.

The poster above me is obviously one of the hired internet thugs of APC
grin


Talk your own naw .
PoliticsReasons Why Our NAIRA Will Never Measure Up With The DOLLAR: by brokenplate(op): 7:11am On Feb 04, 2017
1. We spend billions of dollars in foreign universities.
2. We import apparently everything ( there was a recent case where couples imported plates of soup).
3. Our politicians rather pile up stolen monies in foreign accounts than invest it back into the system .
4. Our values are decaying ( we barely have any thing that would attract foreign investors apart from oil) .
5. Oil and gas dependency ( for decades we've refused to diversify ). Its like running a car without oil expecting the engine wouldn't breakdown.

Feel free to add yours.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shivtech Invitees Let's Discuss by brokenplate: 6:46am On Feb 04, 2017
I got an invite too for BDE


But going through the comments on Nairaland clarifies what the guy said.

They are Indians and don't give good pay. Let's just have that at the back if our minds before going.

I am not working currently so attending the interview is my only option.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Shivtech Invitees Let's Discuss by brokenplate: 11:23pm On Feb 03, 2017
CuteMorriz:
if you have a job that pays you 50k abeg forget am. But if you don't have at all at all...then you can go. Na small company na...if you have a job no waste T.fare go island, e get wan guy wey sabi do sharwama. Use the money chop sharwama
Guy you funny.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by brokenplate: 9:09am On Feb 03, 2017
If you're based in Lagos ( island preferred) let's build q study team.
I intend going into web and mobile app development.

That means I will be looking at JavaScript, PHP, C#, Java


Contact me on platebroken@gmail.com let's keep in touch
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Directions Please by brokenplate: 8:35am On Feb 03, 2017
Yeah stop at Ajah

Then take keke going to sangotedo . tell them you are stopping at Happyland
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Also Got This Text From Shivetech Limited by brokenplate: 4:01am On Feb 03, 2017
timibare:
Dear Candidate,

Thanks for your Interest in SHIVTECH.

Kindly come with your latest CV and a passport size photograph to the following location for the Interview.



SHIVTECH LIMITED

4B, Amodu Tijani Close, Off Sanusi Fafunwa street, Victoria Island, Lagos

Ph-08181102051

Date: 6th or 7th February 2017

Time: 10 am to 1 pm



Best Regards

HR-SHIVTECH



I hope this is not a scam
I got it too

What's your role
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Is Hiring! Please Check Out My Skill Set by brokenplate: 3:11pm On Feb 02, 2017
Smart41:
Hello people!
I'm an architect /graphic designer
I recently relocated to Lagos.
I need a job very badly.
The following are my capabilities and skills :

*archicad and Autocad
*corel draw and photoshop
*adobe premier pro/after effect
*i create and install various types of signages
*computer maintenance (software)

Generally I'm a tech geek. I can get my way around things.

Uploaded are some of my jobs.... Happy viewing.
Bros I like to under your mentorship
Jobs/VacanciesMy Word For Today Is Negotiate by brokenplate(op): 2:55pm On Feb 02, 2017
Never stop at the first offer no matter how impressive it seems.
This plays well mostly for candidates . Employers always have a specified budget for a role they looking to fill.

And depending on the organization , there's no price cut on stone for an exceptional candidate

So its wouldn't hurt to press a little on negotiations but not without giving valid points to impress the employer.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Have You Ever Been Fired On The First Day Of Work? by brokenplate: 8:34am On Feb 02, 2017
sunnedee2:
Wasn't fired... left willingly
I cannot come and go and kill myself..
Chairman na you?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Rejected $1000 Salary In 2008. by brokenplate: 10:00am On Jan 30, 2017
I rejected a salary of £400,000 excluding personal car, house boy and vacation allowance.
O yes that was 2016 I didn't know Buhari will not be alive even when they say he is .

Ok let me come and be going
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by brokenplate: 9:12am On Jan 30, 2017
Hello house been a long time.

Amy , Jaz my crush for you is tending to infinity.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do I Continue Schooling Or Accept This Job Offer - So Confused by brokenplate: 9:55am On Jan 28, 2017
rodDICK:
why do u advice this?
What happens when you get laid off ?

Are you ruling out the possibility?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do I Continue Schooling Or Accept This Job Offer - So Confused by brokenplate: 8:58am On Jan 28, 2017
Enemies of progress everywhere... Smh

Bro turn down the offer and continue with the M.Sc

In this recession you need a good degree not a good job.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by brokenplate: 2:26pm On Jan 27, 2017
cc150615:
I'm sorry to burst your bubble sir, but not to sound like I just want to argue ; permit me to state that FACTUALLY, there are many legit companies in Ikorodu(Ikorodu Rd inclusive offcos) Ketu and Iyanaworo nd there are also scam/gnld companies on the island so if you start screening your invites just by 'location' you might be missing out on some really cool jobs (like they say big things sometimes come in small packages). What you should have placed more emphasis on is the 'address' as opposed to 'location' ; I believe you know that those 2 mean different things. Many times, with few exceptions tho, looking up an address on Google will give you all the information you need.
Futhermore, there is a thread in this section that deals with how to recognise a scam/gnld job invite where I believe all the other signs to watch out for are properly discussed so I don't need to go over them again.
I took my time to make this explanation not to prove anything but because I've seen some of your posts in this section and....I dunno what to say...but nonetheless....


I will go with this one.

I'm passionate to see you succeed!

I wish you success too.
ProgrammingRe: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by brokenplate: 1:04pm On Jan 27, 2017
I am grooming myself in application development. I was robbed of my laptop.

Please who would be kind to help me with a laptop before I can get one?

I have been using my phone to get busy for some time .

If you have an advise or willing to help me out feel free to reach me on
Platebroken@gmail.com
0.8.0.5.4.2.3.5.5.1.6

God bless you richly
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Don't Ever Submit CV In PDF by brokenplate(op): 12:22pm On Jan 27, 2017
BigIyanga:
Your grammatical construction sucks!!
Congrats Tracy Chapman. Your English teacher deserves a medal.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Don't Ever Submit CV In PDF by brokenplate(op): 8:12am On Jan 27, 2017
LastMumu:
Thank God say na Ms Excel I take dey save my CV. At least I dey receive plenty GNLD job invites.
Smh

grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Don't Ever Submit CV In PDF by brokenplate(op): 8:11am On Jan 27, 2017
sipsip:
Hey Bro, who's here to answer all your questions?
Do i look like i care about your attempt at being smart?
I just said what is applicable so others are not mislead.
For the answers to your questions, read your second question again. Follow instructions.
Hey bro, good day. Its too early in the day.
Aii good day

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 (of 10 pages)