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refiner:
Lol...I ain't sexy..I am decent!...and from my little knowledge, fvck boys only self-service with sexy gals pix

U didn't get the mention?...oh!

Ur monicker...what happened to it?

Lol, viewing that your fresh sexy yellow laps is even enough to make some people cum



My main got locked up for writing an ordinary poem, and that's what happened when you put a clown in power ... BTW, can you just tell me what the mention is all about??

refiner:
Nahh!..I hardly drop picx on threads and I do comment on thread!

By the way,where did u jump out from,I mentioned u in one other thread!

Lol, you no wan fúckboys to masturbate with your photo ... BTW, which thread be that now??

refiner:
And funny enough those dropping their picx here barely comment....u only see them in a thread like this!

Then that makes you one of 'em.... Don't you think so??

adaksbullet:
while we they not band u wen u are alway fighted always

Bus, which kind talk be this one wey you dey yarn now?? ... Na me gentle pass for this section na

adaksbullet:
u we be changed Monica upandan nl

Hahahaha, Bus oya no vex now ... Na your oga at the top handiwork now

refiner:
Nah nah...we ain't!
If we do,then what are we gonna do at night?

Lol, we can just stay under the blanket and start riding jangilover now

refiner:
Yea...come over to my house tonight hun...

Lol, Oya I'm game now... But it's not like we're gonna play under the blanket now or are we??

adaksbullet:

Bus of life... I hail OoO

refiner:
...u are crazy!

Anyways it's a long story...u will be bored!

Just take it that my monicker is finally back!

Oh Well, I'm happy for you sweetheart... So where the turn up dey happen now abi you no go celebrate am for us??

refiner:
...ur eyes ain't deceiving you....

I'm so happy sweety!

So not more and less than 250 words, can you just tell me what happened sweetheart

refiner:
You just won an award for stupidity!

*claps*

Refiner?? Oh my gosh, I can't believe my eyes!!!

Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.

She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.

She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.

When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her

"What did you go and so in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.

"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.

"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.

She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.

"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.

All hell was let loose.

"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.

To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.

In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.

Insane stuff.

Aunty Ishilove, see as you just detail everything for boys to read

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue] tall,above 6ft
○Big willy,dont like it tiny
○pankcakes & a man's body dont blend,his booty needs some shape
○Facial hair
○Money....alot of it
○big lips...for kissin'

No,where can i find this my ideal?[/color]

So our young Valerie is a motherfûcking gold digger ... I guess MrCork was right after all then

gracevile:
so as an eye witness n an ATM u were really handicap as to getting the girl but that guy was more luckier than u he had the card while u were just a machine eya

gracevile:
to have seen it all an eye witness nonsense

Jeez, thought you're gonna say something better ... Pheeeeeeeew!!!

tonytony208:
I hope this somebody is not thinking of blood money already.

Nah, Bruh ah no like money reach that extent now

gracevile:
am very sure u are the ATM machine

Nigga, which_fucking ATM are you talking about??

Taiwo20:
Like Elijah the prophet?

Yeah, even worse will happen to some of 'em

Aniker:
No thanks

OK Baby, Ama just leave you to think about it wella

Aniker:
Hahaha MC!!!! don't spoil me

So baby, you know I can quench that your thirst if you gimme the chance to do that, right??

Aniker:
bad boy,
Because your anaconda is 3inch

Hahahahaha, Baby just tell me you've been itching to see my joystick and probably have an feel it inside you and stop beating about the bush

Aniker:
Hahahaha mc's talking dirty you can't handle my ass

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Baby, and what gave you the impression that I can't handle that yo sexy and magnificent ass??

Aniker:
You're so bad, I don't want to make love

"Why give a nigga your heart when he rather have your ass"... Baby, I seriously wanna grind and rock that yo sexy ass like my life depended on it

Fabulocity:
His topic is misleading. He means what you find attractive in the opposite sex or your spec, but he wrongly used the term "sexual orientation ".
Op, correct yourself. Sexual orientation refers to if one is gay, straight, bisexual or whatever.

Oh well, thanks ma'am