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Op trynna raise dust through crowd!!!

Going through people's comment on that photo clearly shows that woman is a Cameroonian..
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So every stupid, senseless and funny act by a black skinned person has to be a Nigerian? Op must be a nincompoop!!!

midehi2:
Na waoo, Pollock, Skye ...these small boys no go put their prick inside their shokoto

Are you done talking?
Why didnt you also advised Pollock and Skye to put their Pussies in their Pants!!!

NOTE: WIZKID ain't even know you, so it's pointless raising Dust Here

talk2ekpa:
Nairaland front page is meant for insightful information and updates, not all this nonsensesssss

If this thread topic wasn't meaningful to you, you shouldn't have clicked on it and start commenting!!
If you want more insightful information, then go and Read Your Bible or at a lesser degree, buy a vanguard newspaper!!!

kennynelcon:
Pretty girl, so you can talk like this

Sorry, but am a boy

As all of you are going Up N down,

Shouting "Wizkid here, Davido there"..

Somewhere in Nigeria, EFE is there wondering how the 25M is now remaining 200K..

She returned the keys!!!

Maybe,
1. mikel, is the apartment caretaker OR
2. He was the agent who got the flat to Olga's parents.
3. Perhaps, Mikel is their only neighbour since she couldn't give it another..
Am sure she dropped her phone number too, that means she has been tripping since(How white girls can die for black boys)

Anyways, I love the FAMILY..

KidsNEXTdoor:
Buhari will pay for this

Buhari, Buhari, Buhari.. Any useless thing, Buhari..
You calling Buhari here, when has Buhari become South Africa's president? Or your eyes was fenced not to see that,
These are South African school pupils and probably you want Buhari to travel(as usual) to South Africa and start flogging them right?
First learn to read before commenting(advice though)..

timesup234:
If them give this hungry man $100,000 the first thing he is going to buy is a ticket back to Nigeria. Wonder why some Nigerians who have attained some level of success always have dreams and plan to relocate back and invest because they know the America dream is elusive and the greatest lie ever told. Only the broke ass like this one here keeps shouting Nigeria is dead. Nor be me say make you go America go turn original suffer head

As much as I hate replying a low level like you, obviously you got no class to start with.
Isn't it funny how you just hate on someone you haven't even met before. See how stupid you sound? 
I have been in the USA since age 16, now am 23.. I have never said anything bad bout Nigeria. FYI, I'm from Nigeria, Akwa-Ibom state precisely. Dear, I own two Unisex hair saloon shop which pays me $600-800 times 4 in 24hrs and Also get paid playing basketball. I own a car and my mommy( a government worker) runs two restaurants, one in New Orleans, 2houses in Gwarimpa, (ask how much a plot is there)Abuja, Nigeria. That's just me N mom(I leave the rest of my siblings to sleep and not for a goat to start with like you) mind you, I've been balling into Nigeria for upto 2 Xmass with Ticket money on me.. You, who is your Father?
I can swear that my 18yr old sis is richer than your wretched father if at all you have and possibly all of y'all family life's savings up to your great grand wretched dead parents..
I never said I'm the first to travel abroad, neither will I be the last.The joke is on you right now, I'm presently having the time of my life in the United States of America!  you on the other hand are hating from the confines of the shackles of your mental slavery which you'll soon be dead with. I can feed and train upto 4 of your family members till their death..
The beauty of this thread is: I'm enjoying myself in the UNITED STATES OF FVCKING AMERICA; I will post what I like, and there's nothing you can do about that. I exit this thread for wretches like you who can't afford travelling to Togo..

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!

timesup234:
Sorry dear, American visa is nothing. Maybe 20 yrs ago but not in 2017. When someone points this truth counter the topic and not the individual. Can you compare someone doing menial job or even a Registered Nurse in America to a bank manager in Nigeria. Come on let's be frank and honest.

I see your braveness. If you ever get an approved American visa, you should please tear it.. Now,
My brother, cousins and i are making it quite well in corporate America and not a single one of us will contemplate spending one night in Nigeria if it can be helped. No system is perfect, but you cannot convince me that Nigeria holds any value to anyone who appreciates real living (as against merely existing). 

You comparing an American menial worker and a Nigerian bank manager is bullshit. Why don't you do it this way;
* An American menial worker versus a Nigerian menial worker.
* A Doctor or Nurse in America with those in Nigeria.
* An American taxi driver to that of a Nigerian list so endless.
We pay tax, oh yes and we fucking love it. For about a decade, light went off like once, and that was during a hurricane in my city before which I already got an e-mail informing me on that. I have peace, security, justice, know i can drive at night, alone, on impulse, and have zero fear of armed robbers or area boys or bad roads. I go back to my abode, knowing i won't have to struggle to find kerosine to cook, that i won't need candles as my source of light, that i will turn on the tap and water will flow and that my biggest problem would be what to cook rather than if i will get to eat or not. Oh please fvck it, you can't compare

The average 18-year old American kid can take a backpack, pick a ticket to anywhere in Europe and fly out... with nothing but a few dollars in their pocket. In Nigeria, successful middle class adults have to provide tax forms, letters from employer, return tickets home, bank account information, invitation letters, cram visa interview questions and answer + 7 day fasting and prayer, just to spend a few days in South Africa of all places. My brother... America isn't perfect, but i'm sure glad i live here and not in Lagos.
Now you can continue Argueing with your village people

signature2012:
My 10 years experience in naija banking industry no be moimoi!

Hope you are not close to where another psycho just did shooting in a first baptist church in texas kiliing 27 people?

I didn't goto church but my brother drove past there at about 12pm. He got stucked up cos Sheriff's were all over the scene..
Here in America, even though the security system works fine, Obviously, I fear too many people owns a gun
I saw some niggahz playin dice n stonin each others with gun, I jejely vamoose before Marijuana will start its job with sombori- guns here is like having catapult,

Pidgin2:
40% tax? Haba.

FYI the weather is not extremely hot here, we never get cases of heat stroke or have you heard it before?

Am sorry to intrude sir,
Plz understand that 'HEAT is for AFRICA and, COLD is for EUROPE'.
Africans doesn't die of hot weather so do the Europeans won't ever die of cold. Or have you ever heard on CNN, weather killin people?
If the cold weather is any reason your hating the Europe, you can be here in Nigeria feeling the heat of Hell and rot as well and please let people Who can afford migrating to Europe feel the chill..

ladylco:
Omo you too sharp! i gbadun you sense of reasoningly jare, some people go just lost their sense for obodo oyinbo all in the name of things are working here, naija don spoil etc.

My brother lives in the USA but his doing well in nija. He makes his money here but comes to nija to do something meaningful with it.

A brother with number six.. This is the koko jare!!
Go there and make the money and please ignore this Pidgin2 niggah or the heck his name is...

Pidgin2:
Good luck bro, soon na weather and tax go be your major concern, everywhere has it's own peculiar issues., takia

I hope you got a nice reply from him(UKmigrant)
Those of you goin Upandan spitting shit about cold harsh weather. I won't blame you.
It might be that most of you have never had A.C. About Tax, why should one worry bout Tax when it's been used to put every amenities for your own enjoyment. Why should it concern him.
In your own case, you live in a harsh hot weather with no electricity to put a fan on, while in his own case(UKmigrant), constant electricity to put the heater on..
Stop vomiting irrelevant advise here please...

UKmigrant:
My people, na work hold me down. Oyinbo work no be small, no time for doing "smee smee", you must be fully focused while there. I close for the day and all I can think about is food and sleep...

Lol, I love this gist ghon

lionlee216:
Pls tell me more, I'm interested.

I still need to book up with you sir. I still need a ride in your Honda Accord 2014/2015 EX lol.

Lionlee the boss!!!
So I met you here.. How's Yankee? It'd soon be winter and the Xmass holiday..
Howie zit gon be? And what bout FrankNetter?

Ziggarrr:
Broooooo, i dnt know if its you but i think you are the guy i met when you came to collect reference letter from the department for your Msc application. You gist me about how your swede babe came to see you in Nigeria. We shared our dream of going to further our education abroad. I am taking a masters program in Canada now. Even here too electrians, plumbers, welders and any skill make dope money. I don go learn forklift ASAP and i get my forklift license now.....lol God bless your hustle jare. My regards to your woman and talking about women, one sweet oyinbo girl just dey shower me with too much love mehn, snow fell the other day and she didnt come to school with her car, can you imagine that this girl took a bus to her house, came back to school with her car and drove me home just because she didnt want me to walk home in the cold...no naija girl don show me that kind love before.......Shoutout to every oyibo girl wey dey show love to the niggars, we love una scatter. lol.....morning guys, its 5.58am here in Canada

Hello Zig!
Please, I wanna make an enquiry with you.. Lemme buzz you up in your e-mail, this is mine. Brownsonassam@gmail.com.
Thanks.

Leez:
u raided his house n state did u see any missile?

Oga, where in this earth have you heard or seen missile kept at home?
You think it's a toy?


Please first learn how to read before commenting!!!!!!!!!!

Let's stop arguing like we in the beer parlour

SKC or whatever, please let him be. Stop feeling he has some selfish agenda, He's a made man who's seen money already..
Nigeria is a blessing to the IBOS as much as the IBOS a blessing to Nigeria and I must add, IBOS are great people.
I say this neither in patronage nor in jest. I ain't an Ibo, plz note..
The damage Nnamdi Kanu and his so-called IPOB has caused is that, by seekin to breakaway from Nigeria, it will sound contradictory
For an IBO man to vie for the presidency of Nigeria in the short run.. You can't be seeking to rule a nation you want to break away from. I mean it will be hard not to suspect or fear an objective IBO man who wanna contest for PRESIDENT..
I think, this man will face this challenge..

PHILipu1:
I guess maybe you have seen freedom fighters whom after succeeding took power and hand over to another person.
Take it or leave it,Kanu wanted to have biafra and be the life president.
I don't know why some people find it difficult to put one and one together and get result.
Maybe if Buhari do give Kanu the biafra,Kanu will handover the biafra to you and go back to London or be the spiritual leader.

But anything is possible, like Barack Obama; a Kenyan origin yet won the president seat in a very impossible atmosphere..

You took a very good step by first sharing this

But now I sense few problems viz:
1. She might really not be thinking what you feel bout her, and.
2. I think this isn't godly like, in God's eyes, you are fornicating with her already. Be godly.

What you should do is(my own opinion)
1. If the sexual aura around her is so strong anytime you're with her, trynna resist.
2. Talk to her and let her know you're both bloodline.
3. Show her value. When she first tried romancing you and you quickly obliged, she would have known you don't fall for such shit.
4. I assure you, if you guys ever sex, you'll soon feel hate for each other. The scar will always be stamped in your both minds and you may both never forgive each other
I have a cousin sis who so crazily liked me, I felt the same way as you but in her mind, it was just a brotherly love. She even helped me move to the United States just like that..
Emblem, now you think of tomorrows Treasure N not today's Pleasure.. Receive grace for sexual purity