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sorry, chidinma.lydia@ceslintlgroup.com

chidinma.lydi@ceslintlgroup.com

A chandling company is in dire need of the above mentioned positions. Interested persons must have minimum of 2 years experience.
Kindly send cv to chidinma.lydia@ceslintlgroup.com

Application ends on the 5th of December 2012.

ahha danibaby, u go just burst ya vexing nerve on top one vex, save am for next vex naa, oya sorry

no, i aint answering that,

do you believe in the kruger belief for today, the 13th of may?

Yes, how come ur trunk is down there,


Must I ask a question?

bright007:
@brownsilk:wetin u talk?well maybe u dey dream.

dream ke, if no be so, how u take know all d inner cakus of wetin d letter talk!

dani1luv:
Jeez Like u bah

i call ur name? na cancel i cancel am naa,

NAA, he is talkin about himself, he actually sent that letter to daniluv, sorry to some gal like that

yea, with an unusual taste for unusual jokes,

Uchenaija:
It would be unfair not to put a smile on the faces of students in www, com

BIG NO!!! wetin i've been seeing this post on every thread!!!

do i shoot this uchenaija guy?

Bros u come from abia state NGBA!

Element, talk true, u are the pikin abi?

lol

shuo, this bright bros have koloed ooo

^{gulping d last of my chilled gulder, shey make i buy another one pour am inside kpali, as i dey sing for church i go dey drink am small small, person no go know sef, them go think say na laca sera, that our church sef, u gatz high make d spirit move u!}

oh boy, abeg take this kpali make u pour another chilled gulder inside, no let anybody see am o. you are blessed.

til , (tatafo intl limited) ;d ;d ;d

Papa Ejiro is a church warden in warri and he is in charge of collecting the sunday offerings.
one sunday, after church service, the priest counted the money and discovered that the offering was less than he expected, the following confrontation took place btw the priest and papa ejiro,

Priest: Papa ejiro, you take from the offering money
Papa Ejiro: no father, i no take
Priest: i dey ask you again, papa ejiro, you take from the offering money
papa ejiro: father, i say i no take from the offering money!
Priest: papa ejiro, make u go enter for confession box now now!!!

They both went to the confession box,

Priest: Papa ejiro, i dey ask you again, you take from the offering money?
Papa ejiro: father, i no dey hear you
Priest: (yelled at the top of his voice) papa ejiro, i say you take frm the offerin money?
papa ejiro (yelled back) father, i no dey hear you oooo


priest was now getting irritated, so he came out of the confession box and exchanged places with papa ejiro and says to papa ejiro;

Priest: ok, ask me any question you like i will see whether person fit hear from this side,
Papa Ejiro: father, na why you dey sleep with mama ejiro?
priest replied: my god!!!, papa ejiro, na true you talk ooo, them no dey hear from this side. its ok, just go ahead with the good work you are doing for this parish,

i have laughed tire, not cos of the jokes but cos of the expressions and comments from the other posters, esp "joking mary",
simply, continue! u are achieving something, "people r commenting"

^{snooping around, hmmm, i hope say my fellow choristers no go catch me if i order 1 bottle of gulder, anyway, i no fear, i carry my scarf and bible inside bag, so if them show i go just tie head begin preach,}

Barman, jor give me 1 bottle of chilled gulder!  

se o le we lori pole , jooor oooh
se o le fi sperm mu garri , joor ooh
se o le fi indomie fa generator , joor oh
se o le fi generator se pendant

MMAYMNBM - MY MONEY AND YOUR MONEY NO BE MATE!

na real hmmmm,

that was funny,

Hi All,

Texas Overseas Consulting Services Limited is consulting company that deals with corporate branded gift items and promotional gift items for corporate bodies such as banks, oil firms, telecommunication, etc, and also individuals.
They also provide services such as event planning and tour services.

Administrative person(Manager) is needed, someone who can manage a firm, someone with strong initiatives, one who can work without supervision, a self starter, a goal getter, one who can be able to coordinate others, a good team player. (Preferably a Lady)

Interested Candidates should pls foward their c.v to sayhello2lydia@yahoo.com or texasoverseas@gmail.com.
subject of email should be carry the subject: APP. FOR THE POST OF AN ADMIN PERSON/MANAGER

well, what else would i be doing when i am on nairaland well am browsing!

guess we got no choice, do we?

lie if u must but make sure its for a good reason only

TEXAS OVERSEAS CONSULTING SERVICES LIMITED


Marketers are needed urgently in the above named company

C.V should be forwarded to this email, sayhello2lydia@yahoo.com, texasoverseas@gmail.com

nothin for me, thanks and i think the questions and answers are way outta order.



when is ur birthday?

hey you all know i am brownsilk
and am sure you think my favorite drink is milk
well duh, its not my favorite drink
i know i am not a freak to drink milk
and also sure you think my favorite colour is pink
hey i am not a freaking freak
so dont make me drink!


yea right!

you are most welcome