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Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by StudioCFR(m): 5:48pm On Jun 13, 2010
Tayo u are a ritualist. Lol
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 6:12pm On Jun 13, 2010
Studio CFR:

Blood of jesus

grin
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 9:51pm On Jun 13, 2010
Studio CFR:

Your ex-boy friend

ode
Studio CFR:

Tayo u are a ritualist. Lol

I cant believe dis shocked shocked
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tayoast(m): 9:54pm On Jun 13, 2010
dont mind dt street urchin called studio.
i can neva be a ritualist
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 10:18pm On Jun 13, 2010
amen
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 10:28am On Jun 14, 2010
IN - HOUSE MEMO

TO: MY DARLING & SWEETHEART

FROM: YOURS FOREVER

SUBJECT: FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 – HOLDING BETWEEN JUNE 11 AND JULY 11 2010

DATE: June 3, 2010

Sweetheart, you know that there is nobody like you! My love for you is as solid as Mount Everest . You also know that I love football – abi

World Cup 2010 will start on June 11 and it’s very important that I send this memo in advance as notice that things may have to change

during this period. FIFA has already endorsed the memo. Please endeavour to read the sports section of all your favorite

newspapers so that you are adequately aware of the goings on regarding the World of Soccer. This will enable us have fruitful conversations

during the period and prevent any complaints of inadequate attention noting that conversations will be mainly about the "mundial"


During the World Cup, the TV becomes mine – every time I am at home. Please act as if the African Magic Channels do not exist during this period.


Please avoid passing in front of the TV during games. When matches are on, I may be blind, deaf and mute unless I require a

refill of my drink or need something to eat!


Please, please and please!! If you see me upset during or after any match DO NOT say "it’s only a game" because it is not. It is more than a game!


Feel free to sit with me to watch the games but reserve all discussions for half time and only when the advertisements /commercials are on.

Please note that action replays are as important as the main thing!

Finally please advise your friends and in fact our families NOT to arrange any gatherings that require my attendance as I WILL NOT GO O!!!!!!

Thank you my darling for your cooperation and understanding.


I know you love me too!!!!!!


Your one and only sweetheart - It is a goal!!!

Let us pray that the women will abide by the foregoing!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by StudioCFR(m): 10:50am On Jun 14, 2010
Mtchew
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 10:54pm On Jun 14, 2010
goat ni e, hissing at our mod angry angry angry
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:49pm On Jun 15, 2010
The census taker knocked on Miss Gibson’s door.
She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age.

“But everybody tells their age to the census taker,” the man said.
“Did Miss Mary Hill and Miss Patty Hill tell you their ages?”
“Certainly".
”Well,I’m the same age as they are,”she snapped.“
As old as the Hills,”the man wrote on his form.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 3:56pm On Jun 15, 2010
mscheww!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by cbase: 6:57pm On Jun 15, 2010
ur one angry sonofabitch
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by EfemenaXY: 7:20pm On Jun 15, 2010
Nice one Ben smiley
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tayoast(m): 8:17pm On Jun 15, 2010
nice one, cbase.
Ben, dt aint joke
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 11:11am On Jun 16, 2010
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband;

woman; I lost my hubby
inspector: what's his height?
woman: i never noticed
inspector: slim or healthy?
woman: not slim, can b healthy
inspector: colour of eyes?
woman: never noticed,
inspector: hair?
woman: should b black
inspector: what was he wearing?
woman: i don't remember exactly
inspector: was somebody with him?
woman: yes, my Labrador dog (romeo) tied wit a golden chain, height 30", healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded wit blue balls, he likes non veg. food, we eat together, we jog 2geda. the woman started crying.

inspector: lets search 4 d dog 1st!!!!!!!!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by EfemenaXY: 11:16am On Jun 16, 2010
awww - poor guy

the husband better not show im face until Romeo is found grin grin

Cool joke Ben cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 1:45pm On Jun 16, 2010
hehehe. . .the woman wasn't concerned about the hubby. cheesy
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 3:13pm On Jun 16, 2010
While going out for a ride with his young daughter, a doctor notices the little girl playing with his stethoscope.

He becomes excited, thinking "my daughter is going to follow in my footsteps!"

The girl speaks into the stethoscope like a microphone.

"Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?"
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by tytylayor: 3:23pm On Jun 16, 2010
weldone sad
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by StudioCFR(m): 3:55pm On Jun 16, 2010
D for Dry
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by brownsilk(f): 4:08pm On Jun 16, 2010
that was funny, grin
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by SLIGHT(m): 11:37pm On Jun 16, 2010
Are u sure?
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 11:47pm On Jun 16, 2010
Jamb question
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by marcelino(m): 12:52pm On Jun 17, 2010
real JAMB question!!!
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 1:15pm On Jun 17, 2010
President Jonathan of Nigeria visits Algeria last week.
As part of his program, he delivers a speech to the Algerian people:

"You know, I regret that I have to give this speech in English, he said.
I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language.
But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra.
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by marcelino(m): 1:20pm On Jun 17, 2010
WHER'S D JOKE
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by FayeZik(f): 5:47am On Jun 26, 2010
In Algebra.ha ha ha ha ha
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Ben13: 5:34pm On Jun 28, 2010
You keep searching for the joke, ewu! cheesy
Faye, longest time. . . kiss
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Pharoh: 6:01pm On Jun 28, 2010
angry
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 6:05pm On Jun 28, 2010
undecided
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Pharoh: 6:31pm On Jun 28, 2010
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by Kunbee: 6:40pm On Jun 28, 2010
cool
Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by PROJECT: 7:32pm On Jun 28, 2010
helo ben, guys ,evryone, i want to record a comedy series for t.v ,pls i need script writers who can partner with me,i am pleased with what i have seen here, pls do send me mail , its asap,billingspr@yahoo.com

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