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been sick lately

monosyllablic


bi

nice_{but who is da baby?}




carryin bandage around my stomach cos of a swollen liver

u bet am damn too sexy, slimmzzy

innit what?

orchestra night

long time now but we saw on sunday in church

wwtlt u gave to a beggar

Titans

nairaland


islander or razor

i cant say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wah what?

responsibility


dup

bed - j cool

i think so

slimzzy ronnizzy

siggy siggy siggy, ram pam ram pam, siggy siggy siggy, pam pam pam, would u like to be part of my video for this latest album

wonders is not cease for this forum sef, how can possible that peoples spoken this engrish and peoples understanding.

hmmm, na wa oooo for peoples ooooooo, i have commot jare, byes

cos we get reborn every year

heard u were born yesterday, how true is that?

what do u do if u find ur self in this situation, mother wants to leave after spending 24 years wit your father, with 4 fully grown kids!

NOT NECESSARY AT ALL, for me i would prefer someting very small, stylish and unique!

AM DOWN WITH HEPATITIS B AND GOING ABOUT WITH A SWOLLEN LIVER, WHAT DO I DO,

BEEN TAKING MEDICATION AND ALSO BEEN CARRYIN A BANDAGE AROUND MY STOMACH FOR 2 WEEKS.

WHAT DO I DO?

thanks and same to you

wow, unbelieveable

thanks, if you have some, u can post them

keeper of Life

to partake in the ogbonno soup i jus prepared


what other way forward did u want?

office assistance

[b]If your father is a poor man, its your fate
if your father-in-law is a poor man, its ur stupidity


I was born intelligent, education ruined me,

Practice makes perfect,
but nobody is perfect,
so why practice?

If its true that we are here to help others
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound;
people appear bright until you hear them speak

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything
There is Mastercard and Visa

Behind every succesful man, there is a woman
Behind every unsuccesful man, there are 2

Every man should marry
afterall, happiness is not the only thing in life

The wise never marry
and when they do, they become otherwise.

Never put off the work till tommorrow
what you can put off is today.

Your future depends on your dreams
so go to sleep

Hardwork never killed anybody
but why take the risk!?

Work fascinates me,
I can look at it for hours!

God made relatives: thank God we can choose our friends

The more you learn, the more you know
the more you know, the more you forget
the more you forget, the less you know
so, WHY LEARN?

A bus station is where a bus stops
A train station is where a train stops
On my desk, i have a work station
What more can i say [/b]

Eleja (fish seller)

i still insist that uba be dealt with, i dont have an account with zenith or oceanic, its uba. and guess what, i went there dis morning to close my account with them, if u see how all the staff were beggin, i told their manager that if i was dis important, then why am i being treated this way? he smiled and said, every little account matters, hmmm, well thats their biz, i have taken a decision and have already spoken to the press about it, and am sure something will be done about it, guys jus wait and see.

_{but em somze, if u get ur cash back, make sure u holla me, 20k no be small issue, u know what i mean naa}

kogbe kogbe (shit or faeces packer)