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Technology MarketHow Relieble Is It To Buy A 2015 Macbook Air From People Selling On Kaymu. by BrTune(op): 5:47pm On Aug 10, 2015
Pls I want to buy a macbook air, and in the USA, 256gig 4gig RAM 13" retail for 1200$, i.e approx. 239000 in apple stores, however I won't be going to the States till probably Nov/Oct.
However I checked on Kaymu and I saw far cheaper prices like 240000 and even 250000.
Here is the thing, It seems too good to be true, but I think kaymu has a reputation of excellence, and I don't think it would allow people to pepetrate fraud under its platform.
I want to ask if anybody has bought stuff like apple laptops below 250k being sold online by kaymu and vouched for by it and how reliable their delivery is and authentic products sold under their playform are .
Any Advice or experience would be appreciated.
TravelPlease Help Out, With This Ethopian Airlines Payment Issue. by BrTune(op): 9:27am On Jun 03, 2015
I booked a flight urgently out of the country using ethopian airlines however, At the payment page its telling me to pay via agent, that no other options are available what does that mean and how do i go about it?
Nigerians are just so unproffessional and lazy, can u imagine that I called their customer care in abuja and one he-goat picked up and as soon as i told him my issue with my booking he shouted he is not and in the office rudely and hissed and cut the call while i was asking if there is someone else I can call, this is in huge contrast to Non-African airlines...God help this nation and its foolhardy populace
TravelRe: I Need Help With Kenyan Visa Enquries by BrTune: 3:43pm On Jun 02, 2015
Bros plz help a brutha, I ve travelled to quite a number of european countries and the USA, but I currently need a visa to kenya but this visa on arrival ish is new to me, I have my etickets, My passport, please what else do I need so as to ensure a smooth transit from Nigeria, and what do I need to present at the Kenyan embassy so as to obtain a visa? Thanks 4 ur assistance.
oknee po
ajirapsy:
Not really correct!
I flew into Nairobi last year through RwandAir and we even had a stop over in Kigali, Rwanda. Mind you, I didn't have a visa before leaving MMIA and it was issued to me upon arrival at JKIA after explaining my mission there, showing my return ticket, hotel reservation and paying the $50visa fee. I. addition, I had $400 BTA.
st=30937402:

.....So I am heading to nairobi on 2nd march via ethiopian airline. I will be getting the visa on entry. I have my return ticket, yellow fever, letter from my host, $400 and letter from the body inviting me. Hope I am good to go. I will be staying for 5 days only.
Also, do I need to fill the visa application form and present at the POE?
Truluvguy:
Hello fellow nairalanders, i need to know if anyone has gone to kenya on arrival before? i went to their embassy in abuja and was told to get it on arrival and i dont want to waste money for ticket and bounced back at the airport in nairobi. i am a first timer. awaiting replies
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Accenture Nigeria Undergraduate Internship Experience And Payslip. by BrTune(op): 9:34pm On Apr 21, 2015
lol since sef. Check ur spam folder
toastadeola:
Have they started calling those that applied as an intern?
Jobs/VacanciesAccenture Nigeria Undergraduate Internship Experience And Payslip. by BrTune(op): 8:57am On Apr 21, 2015
please who has worked in Accenture VI, as an intern before? I want to know what their pay is like.
please any input would be highly appreciated. you can also share ur experiences working with them.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Accenture Internship Invite For Nigerian Undergraduates. by BrTune(op): 2:10pm On Mar 16, 2015
Bro, sorry 4 the late reply, ve been so busy lately. Have u gotten anything substantial on the internship?
dombosco:
Mehn I tire ooo. Got the invite. Too and asked what. D aptitude test is gon be like on d edu and job/vacancies sections and no one. Is. Answering.
Jobs/VacanciesAccenture Internship Invite For Nigerian Undergraduates. by BrTune(op): 10:01am On Mar 12, 2015
Did any of Y'all get the invite from Accenture for appritude test?
I am currently interning with a reputable firm, and was wondering if it would be worth it to take excuse and go 4 the aptitude test at accenture.
Does anyone have any idea accenture pays interns, and what the working conditions ate over there?
And if u have interned with em before, please give us an idea into the aptitude test and the working Conditions over there.
E taya me sef, Simple Internship and they want us to take aptitude test.
Christianity EtcRe: 20 Common Dreams And Spiritual Warfare (please Read) by BrTune: 11:03am On Mar 08, 2015
Our Lord Jesus Christ is Awesome. He is worthy of our praise.
babyosisi:
I dream a lot about babies
Taking care of babies,usually baby girls
I also dream of being in a church service and sometimes I sing and wake up with the song being sung and write it down ,usually a new song
I dreamt last year of someone getting married in March this year and shared it with their relative who I knew and she shouted Amen so be it,and I just found out they are indeed now getting married and it moved from March to April.
A friend was organizing a conference and worried people wouldn't come,I dreamt where the hall was filled to capacity and shared it with her and indeed the hall was filled,I and a few of her close friends had to give up our seats.
So many like that
Dreamt a lady was sick,two days later I got news the nanny that lived with us and took care of us all was sick,not eating or talking and was dying
Dreamt later she got up and asked for and drank tea and didn't speak again and that same day I got a call she asked for and drank tea and afterwards didn't speak again for a while
She is recovered now

I know I have a gift of dreams
As in many of the dreams I know the meanings too

The most amazing dream I had was sometime in 2007
I dreamt I was in the midst of a large choir of angels singing the most beautiful songs,great harmony
The commander of the choir was a big angel and as he pointed on the board where the music was written,lights and music flowed from the writings as the choir sang,no mouths moved but awesome music filled the whole atmosphere
I can never forget that
I even learned one of the songs and still sing it till today
And just as I was so engrossed,a hand touched my right shoulder and a voice said " it is time to go back now" and instantly I woke up
Some tell me it must have been a vision
FamilyRe: Plz Help! Her Husband Has Suddenly Developed Sick Sexual Fantasies. by BrTune(op): 5:00pm On Mar 05, 2015
Done.
Trailblazer2:
grin grin grin
@op, I'm waiting on you at the door
FamilyPlz Help! Her Husband Has Suddenly Developed Sick Sexual Fantasies. by BrTune(op):
A lady came to complain to my Mum, as my mum is something like a mother figure and well known in the church.
According to her, Her husband was sent out for a 6months special training in the U.S.
And so when he returned that night she knew it was going to be a serious sexual rendezvous.
She made sure her children had eatn, done their assignments and then tucked her children in bed.
As she expected they had a sex marathon, round after round, until they laid spent in bed, while laying down her husband began flipping through channels, until Devil made him to open a channel that was airing blue films.
(Am about to catch a flight, would update this thread later) plz bear with me.

Thanks 4 ur patience people, I have reached my destination.


So while watching the blue film, He saw the man cumming in the womans mouth and afterwards urinating on her, eversince the man has wanted to cum in her mouth and urinate on her, Its a demon entered him or something.
He has been pestering the poor woman to open her mouth so that he can cum on her, and to Urinate on her. She has blatantly refused, but she has noticed that he becomes easily agitated and for the first time almost raised his hand on her.
She is really confused and doesnt know what to do, as gradually this is eating into her marriage and causing friction.
What is ur advice to her?
Nairaland GeneralWhy do u like Nigeria by BrTune(op):
Nigeria is a country
RomanceRe: He Bought Her A Range Rover Sports And Dumped Her On Valentine Day by BrTune(op): 4:43pm On Feb 15, 2015
Lol bros na 12 years a slave.
Austyn44:
11 years a slave comes to mind... but I guess it's none of my business undecided
RomanceHe Bought Her A Range Rover Sports And Dumped Her On Valentine Day by BrTune(op): 8:47pm On Feb 14, 2015
My people I greet una o.
This Valentine don Red 4 my Cousin o.
Her fiance whom she has dated for 11 years and whom she helped get a Job in Shell just dumped her.
My Cousin is turning 32 this year, and began dating this hediot immediately after NYSC. This man, she helped get a Job, through a retired senior officer in Shell.
When she began dating him he was a nobody, hopping around with his CV from pillar to post, until my sister started pushing his CV in Shell, until reluctantly a family relation gave this man the job, because he thought the Man was gonna go through with the marriage.
Fastforward to this day, after making my cousin turn down suitors in powerful positions, and so many eligible bachelors, he left her heartbroken this morning, when he informed her that he was in love with another girl.
My cousin is currently suicidal, infact sef, My family just hired a matured lady as a personal escort because we cant trust her with her life anymore.
This pig wasted 11 years of my Sisters life, when we were telling her to dump the man, she was forming love, now it haf done her like Nigerian movie and he even had the guts to buy a Range say na reconciliation gift, like my Sister needs his money.
To all the ladies out there, better shine eyes o. If the man is not ready 4 marriage better leave him bcoz time is not always on a Ladys side. Now na to start do night vigil 4 husband na him we dey o.
MoD move this 2 the approprait section so NL ladiea can see this n wiseup.
PhonesRe: The Top 5 Apps That Are Eating Your Data by BrTune: 9:45pm On Feb 06, 2015
Bros abeg how do we go about it. The PayG cloning stuff
ndnuray:
I do use all apps mentioned above. Get a clone payg sim and surf till u tire...
PoliticsRe: Buhari Vs Jonathan: Beyond The Election By Charles Soludo by BrTune: 4:46pm On Jan 26, 2015
For Christ's sake did u just read what the OP wrote?! Your Ignorance is appaling
saintiago1980:
Goodluck is the only president who can bring Nigeria to the promise. Land he has a lot to do for Nigeria. Let us join hand together in this up coming election. To vote him in for future generation.
PoliticsRe: Niger Delta Militants Threaten War Should Jonathan Lose Election by BrTune: 11:18am On Jan 25, 2015
Bros biko waht transformation and progress are you talking about, because ever since I have been looking for the progress and I am yet to see.
brio:
God will help us in Nigeria ooo!

As for me I stand for transformation and continuity of the progress we are currently experiencing in different sectors of the economy. Let Jonathan complete the transformation.

My vote to GEJ!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 9 Things You Should Never Say In A Job Interview by BrTune: 4:06pm On Jan 21, 2015
There was this microsoft interview i want for, I was to be paid in dollars (600k approx) per month, anyway to xut the long story short, I was asked if i would be available from Monday-Saturday, and I said that My exams was postponed....blah blah blah, and as soon i finishd talkn i knew i had lost that offer, I am still yet to 4give myself till today
Jobs/VacanciesKAYMU NIGERIA Internship Invitees Lets Meet Here by BrTune(op): 1:12pm On Jan 21, 2015
So i got this interview invite from kaymu, but the problem is dat the interview is in lagos tomorrow and I am far away from lagos, Plz for thoes of you who have interned with kaymu is it worth it taking a flight, and is there any hope for reimbursement of t.p costs?
Christianity EtcHere's To The Atheists And Non Believers! by BrTune(op): 1:38pm On Jan 18, 2015
Happy Sunday Fam, Stay blessed and stay safe.

Nairaland GeneralHow Do You Handle Racism? by BrTune(op): 4:01pm On Nov 04, 2014
Hey guys, So i am one of the many or maybe few Nigerians who have been opportuned to travel to Europe and the United States, and i want to ask my fellow Nigerians in the diaspora, Abeg how una dey take handle racism?
I am studying law, I am from a family that is financially okay, and trust me my clique is tight,finna say its cool but even in the midst of the brilliance, Good-looks and Education, I can observe the subtle racism which could be pretty embarassing.
How do you guys handle it without loosing your self?
PhonesRe: Please Has The Galaxy Note4 Gone On Sale In Your State? And At What Price? by BrTune(op): 10:18pm On Oct 24, 2014
I wanted to buy an iphone6 plus but the restrictions there are just too much, and considering the fact that i need a phone which could also function in many ways as a working tool, my reserch proved the note4 is the one for me.
PhonesPlease Has The Galaxy Note4 Gone On Sale In Your State? And At What Price? by BrTune(op): 7:57pm On Oct 24, 2014
I went to all the so-called samsung retail stores i know and none had the note4, has anyone been able to buy it yet?
PoliticsRe: Over 1000 Boko Haram Members Arrested In South-West by BrTune: 8:34am On Oct 17, 2014
BrTune:
This hausa pig, ur stupidity is legendary. Now run along bish
PoliticsRe: Over 1000 Boko Haram Members Arrested In South-West by BrTune: 8:33am On Oct 17, 2014
This hausa pig, ur stupidity is legendary. Now run along bitch
tit:
these Igbo people has come again.
PhonesSamsung Galaxy Note4 Has Issues With Build;a Bigger Scandal Than Iphone6 Bendgat by BrTune(op): 9:03pm On Sep 29, 2014
It looks like Apple’s latest iPhone(s) are not the only one facing build quality issues.

The release of Samsung’s latest phablet — the Galaxy Note 4 — in South Korea, which wasbrought forward by a couple of weeks, has already been marred by reports of poor build quality of the device. 

According to many Korean buyers, there is a very noticeable gap between the Note 4’s display and the casing. The gap is so wide that you can insert a credit card, business cards, two A4 size papers and more into it without any issues. While not a deal breaking issue at first glance, these gaps are perfect for dust to settle in over long periods of usage or worse — for water droplets to seep in and damage the device.

According to the source of the news, Samsung is already aware of the issue, though it is not yet known as to what the company will do to fix the issue.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Real Life Revenge Stories That Put Movies To Shame. by BrTune(op): 1:59pm On Sep 28, 2014
3/10

Guy Uses Netflix to Taunt Cheating Girlfriend

In a passive-aggressive attempt to express rage at his recently cuckolded status, a man took to his girlfriend's Netflix account and rated a few films. He garnered the perfect array of auto-generated titles to condemn her infidelity. Five points for creativity.

Nairaland GeneralRe: 10 Real Life Revenge Stories That Put Movies To Shame. by BrTune(op): 1:56pm On Sep 28, 2014
2/10

Man Digs Up Girlfriend's Dead Chinchilla and Sends Her Pics

Raymond Williamson, 20, was a little out of his element after a fight with his girlfriend in May 2012. The Kingston, New York, native rushed to the grave of her deceased chinchilla andexhumed the corpse. He then texted her pictures of the dead South American rodent.

Williamson was charged with aggravated harassment, grand larceny and a violation of harassment. It's not the first time innocent pets have faced the wrath of scorned lovers.

Nairaland General10 Real Life Revenge Stories That Put Movies To Shame. by BrTune(op): 1:54pm On Sep 28, 2014
"Braveheart." "Gladiator." "Kill Bill." All movies centered on revenge. Religion teaches us it's divine to forgive, but after 25 years on this lonely planet I've come to the conclusion satisfaction comes swifter and sweeter with a little dose of vengeance. These are real stories of revenge that'll make you wish you're never on the wrong side of blame.

Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Farts in Her Face

In this intriguing tale of flatulent vengeance, Deborah Ann Burns, 37, threw a knife at her boyfriend Willie after he doused her with butt gas. The two were arguing in 2013 when ol' Willie expressed anger via methane blasts. Burns was charged with aggravated battery and booked on $50,000 bail.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Apple Responds To Bendgate Scandal And Shows Pics Of Stress Testing Facilities by BrTune(op): 9:21am On Sep 27, 2014
Bit thos iphone6+ sexy sha o

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