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I used to like big front but now I especially appreciate well rounded derriere. It calms the nerves...or spikes it. Depending on the activity in progress.

sexymoma:
Enter a nice boutique... Pick some nice shirts for your Guy
Go to a shoe maker (Someone who makes shoes), give him your guy's foot size... Ask him to make you some nice sandals for your boo

I think you are the one for me.

Gay mofo.

Welcome to the club. Church girls are the worst players. They'll break your heart like biscuit.

Next time, shine your eye. There are some good ones among them but you wouldn't know cos they look "bad" to you.

bingbagbo:


my cousin is a pastor and he wont buy that idea

In that case he should carry his cross until he can afford the services of a cook.

If you ponder on this question, you'll just break up with her. Most gals only know how to demand.

bingbagbo:
she very very beautiful with short legs

Short? Abeg tell him to get a side chic with long legs quick quick.

I think some things should come with prison sentence.

bingbagbo:
thank u

I forgot to ask. Is she young, fair, shapely and pretty?

Sleeping with someone else.

I am forgiving but I will never trust her anymore so there is no need to hang on to the relationship.

I hate the beggar tendencies of most Naija young ladies. Now they have graduated to demanding.

At least 200k per month

Tell him to divorce her na. Lazy wife. All these spoilt gals of nowadays.

Someone whose husband can afford to send his children to university abroad....

A woman who owns a luxury beauty parlor among other ventures.

Her husband is a pensioner of the Army. A former general at that. Can Gowon afford it? Can Shonekan afford it? Can IBB afford it?

If she cannot afford this watch, I'll be surprised.

Haters go and hug transformer.

What is the difference between the two states?

farano:
I'm also here to learn

Hmmmm. What a profile picture. Yummy.

Probe all marketers including Ubah.

That mouth that put you in this mess must be used to get you out of this situation.

Go and visit him. Apologise and tell him the truth that he is the father of the baby. He would doubt you as expected.

Saying that he is not the father makes you look like a cheating hoe. How can he ever trust you again?

From now on, fight the urge to reply people when you are angry. Tame your tongue. Best of luck.

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[size=14pt]They were busy swallowing awoof money from Amnesty. In 6 years, Jonathan refused to clean up their land now they are complaining after he has been defeated.

Go and hold your son responsible for neglecting you. This administration has better things to do than to pay jobless lazy thugs.

Most importantly, THE DEADLINE FOR AMNESTY WAS SET BY THE PAST PDP GOVERNMENT.[/size]

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They asked questions that needed answers. Mugabe has been president since forever. Is he the Messiah of Zimbabwe?

When will he let other human beings take over leadership?

Nice job Saharareporters. You did what most Zimbabweans could only dream of attempting. Africans need to put pressure on sit - tight leaders. They are not the only good heads in their various countries.

Lol. Violent woman.

You saw the signs but you ignored them. A mistake any guy could have made. Next time don't ignore such signs. Let her go to her new boyfriend. Don't beg her anymore.

You shouldn't expect an unfaithful grilfriend/fiancée to become a faithful wife. You would be asking too much of her.

Just face your work as usual. Better ladies will show up around you.

Life is full of ups and downs.

I guess this is supposed to be funny.

Hmmm. It's like I need a fulani babe.... hmmm

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Finally the people of Nigeria have kicked PDP out of relevance.

Never again will a president go partying right after a bomb blast. The era of fake humility and brazen tyranny is gone.

Finally, we have a real President.

Congratulations PMB.

She was in the habit of sleeping with younger men. Chai. Big slap on her husband's face.

Lol. Same way you tell a little girl she is a princess and she believes joyfully. Slowpoke Tanoids don't know what diplomacy is.