₦airaland Forum

Trinxie:
exactly my brother, na romantic names

Oya come chop romantic slap

Trinxie:
*carries moping stick*...*beats him* "wha...wha...what are u doing here?"...*drops moping stick* "is this your office? Ehn ..."DONT MOVE A MUSCLE...DONT MOVE A MUSCLE"...*lands him slap*...PAAAAAAA!!!!

If the guy returns only one slap she'll call him a monster, Wife beater, beast, and other "romantic" names like that.

The Hero called Jonathan.

This is federal road. State government has no jurisdiction over parking arrangements.

This is the legacy of PDP

3ace:
e mean say u go drink water berekete and na dat one oyinbo dey call " hyponatremia". My guy, d pesin fit kpai o.

Abeg no kill person with laff o

RIP to the dead.

May Ebola never return to that country again. The pain, the loss, the grief.... these people went through a lot. Thank God for relief.

This is really cool. You would make an excellent comic illustrator.

Sex is powerful especially when you have it with the same partner regularly. You don't put hot coal on your laps and hope it won't burn you.

Abbreviations everywhere. You think you are texting your boyfriend?

The unrealistic defeated group would not listen reason. They have no problems with the transformation that their saviour could not achieve in more than 5 years.

They would not question the empty promises of Jona regarding insurgency. We all remember the 6-month (and the more recent 6-week) deadline for ending insurgency. They would gladly accept the flimsy excuses for corruption and stealing. All the bungled probes and trials dont bother them.

They'd rather expect an overnight miracle to correct all the ills of the GEJ administration.

Fortunately, GMB would not even be swayed by the cries of these losers. Stealing is corruption.and he will drive home that point. One step at a time... Nigerians will experience positive Change.

SAI BABA.

Quoted out of context as usual. But he shouldn't have mentioned at all. Careless talker.

Abeg which one be drinking water again?

Finish your house first so that you will come back home and move into your own house straight.

Marriage can wait.

To those youths who say being gay is none of the government's business: if you would not be happy to see your son hand in hand with his gay lover, then you are a hopeless hypocrite.

The issue was one of the few open to discussion and contribution from constituents before it was criminalised and passed. I do not recall any pro-gay constituent coming forward at that time to champion his cause.

Homosexuality is a lifestyle that is acquired not inborn. It is a choice and so it can be treated as crime.

Even male dogs don't go humping other males. They know that it is fruitless.

Pombele

This will be interesting for those of us who don't know all the contestants.

1stCitizen:
It is now coming out in the open that a lot of Nigerian men are suffering in silence under domestic violence from their wives.

Unlike in the past when most men keep quiet because of masculine pride.

Nigerian women are a very violent species. How do I know this? Just visit an average Nigerian home with a househelp and you will weep the way these women brutalize these often under-aged people.

This man does not need a divorce. Simply sell the house at a forced sale price to any NURTW chairman and forget them.

Well said.

True talk. There is little difference.

Lala247:
U complete me

Old school.

Look for wife elsewhere since they don't want you. The earlier the better.

pretydiva:
Thank you lord for adding another year to my age. I am indeed grateful lord. Wishing me,myself and I, and to all nairalanders whose birthday is today a happy birthday and many more prosperous years ahead.

HIP! HIP!! HIP!!! HURRAY. Mk una join me celebrate ooooo

Happy birthday to you. Plenty plenty money in good health.

See who dey talk

Lunch box abi?

Love is a tricky decision. I had a similar issue streak of heartbreaks and people told me that something had to be wrong with me.

I was very caring, kind and considerate. The moment I decided not to take sh*t from ladies, my story changed.

Be firm, be fair. Be willing to let go and let her know that you won't jump off the bridge for her.

No way.

Can't date a woman who doesn't care to look good.

You are the cause of all this rubbish. You are making it easy and interesting for her to disturb you like this. Next time she calls please make sure you pick then tell her to call you back in the next 10 minutes cos you're quite busy. Dont wait for her response. Just say thank you and hang up. Do it 1 more time then don't pick her call through out that day.

If she pings you, leave it on " D ". Do not read it. Don't even be curious. Don't hesitate to change your dp even though you have ignored her pings. Let her know that you don't have time for "past tense".