₦airaland Forum

They think this is like 2015 when the snake Saraki gave them leverage.

Graduate of law?

Aba made lawyer. Slam him with at least 25 years in prison.

IPOB members are terrorising their own people. See as dem finish the man. Evidently, violence is the only way they can say hello to a priest in the morning.

Na you go tire.

Spirit don dey tiff market o

Igbo people cannot learn to live at peace with their hosts. See threat.

Even before opening the thread I knew it would be a flatinoo soldier.

No sense, no brain. Just open mouth dey talk like mumu.

It’s in the genes

Nothing he can do, he will serve Yoruba officers whether he likes it or not.

How you like me now?

Ibos like him need to open their flat heads and think before they talk.

This is why they remain on the losing side no matter who wins the election, PDP or APC.

Okoyeebows:
Here is what the airline said.

The airline in a statement by its spokesman, Mr. Chris Iwarah, said that other passengers around him offered to translate what was being said in English to him, but he insisted that the crew must brief him in Igbo language.


It's like you too don't understand English. Maybe they need to subtitle the post into igbo before you can understand.

Man! You’re not taking any prisoners today.

iykecicero:
This Afonja man is always talking from the four-compass points of his mouth. He will be supporting Gen. Buhari in one breadth and would quickly switch side in another breadth. Do not take Mr. Falana-Where-Belly-Face seriously. He is hungry!

You know why this bothers you? You simply can’t recognise integrity even when it’s staring you in the face.

Why?

Cos you are a blind supporter who believes anyone on your side today, must remain the enemy of your enemy.

Falana says it as it is, regardless of his political preference. That is the mantle of a constitutional lawyer.

How hard is it for you to grasp such a simple concept?

Igbos and their clannish politics. This is why you guys keep losing on the federal scene.

They have used the church to endorse Intolerance and bigotry.

Biafran Stark

Harmattan is here.

Rubbish talk by CAN. Boko Haram don’t respect negotiation.

Apples and oranges

To be punished for something you didn’t do.

Sad.

If only these mofo gaybriels would stay in their damn lane instead of irritating the society by trying their ill luck with every guy they see.

They just won’t mind their f^*king business and face their fellows. No! They got to expand their community by approaching straight guys.

I’ll break their faces unapologetically. Not homophobic cos that term doesn’t really capture the scope of my revulsion.

I stay in my lane. You diaper-rocking mofos should stay in yours. Don’t be unfortunate please.

lilianofentse:
Sometimes I feel weird for no reason.
At times I feel afraid and my heart keeps beating fast even though there's nothing bad going on.
I feel lonely at certain times even when I call my boyfriend I still feel empty. This is supposed to be on a health section but I feel like I know many romancelanders. Even when I think it's gone it just comes back after a while, sometimes it takes a week, sometimes a month.
I am generally a happy person, even people close to me tell me my smile alone makes them happy in some sort of way, but I guess only me knows me.
Is there anyone else who feels this way?
Some say it's depression but I don't think that it is.

Nothing is wrong with you. You need to focus more on your hobbies.

And eat plenty jollof rice and asun.

Don’t thank me, thank God.

hisexcellency34:
If I'm the IGP, I won't answer them

The useless senators are just paying lip service to the nation. He should not even acknowledge their summons. Useless wasteful legislators.

The senators are in better position to broker peace within their communities but the lucre in Abuja has fried their brains.

Igbo sense. Surprised it took him this long to talk.

What a thread! Some responses reveal why we are required by foreign governments to write TOEFL or IELTS, despite the fact that English is our official Language.

Joshmodest:
[s]To be candid fraud ain't right, and no one is expecting Simi to come out and say it is , but as a public figure there are things , you shouldn't talk about , especially for a secular musician like herself....There is nothing wrong in acting like you don't know it exists , Davido and Wizkid the big guys would never say a thing about fraud !! Cos they really don't have to , they are musicians and not moralists , thier job is to make good music and that's all , when an artist begins to talk about issues beyond music he/she is loosing focus.....
As an artist you don't talk about sensitive issues like drug dealings , LGBT , religion , and in Nigeria Yahoo....
What is wrong is wrong but sometimes certain issues are better left untouched for your interest and well-being... prior to her post nobody knew or wanted to know her stance on fraud ![/s]

Lamentations of a fraudster.

Simi, like many other Nigerians, has faced the consequences of the actions of fraudsters. The needless searches at airports; rejection of business proposals; even refusal to allow us watch certain videos on YouTube! WTF!

You rob people and say no one should judge you? You must be cràzy.

If you criminals get to hold top political positions in this country, that will be the end of the little sanity we are managing.

zlantanfan:
Las las na ekeledilichukwu go ship the reckless action of this boy con lagos to hawk gala




Lol, marriage according to standard

And fan yogo

kernel001:
I will rather vote a Northerner instead of West.

Your Biafran brother is not even an option. Chai

You people never learn. Hatred is the surest way to lose political support. Siddon there make pant dey wear you.

Simple truth.

Some people think they can make demands after playing politics of hatred.

Biafrans should be grateful for whatever positions they get in this government. They cannot simply disagree with you. No, they must insult you and wish you ill for your contrary opinion, then, come and demand favours.

Political ignoramuses.

Pkingman:
On her relationship with me at home: She is a perfect partner.. Very friendly and jovial, respects me.. Despite her busy schedule, she still takes out time to keep the home running.. Cooks and does chores, without bothering me to assist.. I hate domestic chores ..we have no maid because she said she doesn't need a maid. My mum and hers take turns to visit and assist.

On Intimacy... Good.. Top notch.. Na she dey rush me sef. We play, pray and laugh.. We even watch football matches together. We both support Arsenal. We hardly quarrel.

On social functions : She isn't the very outgoing type.. More of an indoor person but we attend dew occasions together and she acts just okay... Not cold, not overly excited.. But if we take pictures together, she will never upload that but will rather upload her personal picture.

On gifts : I don't know if it's because she has her own money and can easily afford anything I buy for her.. She has never asked me for anything, even cash I give her because I believe I have to. She only says thank you, no excitement at all. Is this how independent women act?
I complained about this to her parents and siblings.. They said that's how she is.. But I don't feel good about this.. It's so not feminine. As if I am not adding anything to her.

On changing my attitude towards her : She doesn't even want me to put her up on social media as well.. So if I stop that, it won't bother her.
I can't just start giving her cold attitude at home.. No reason for that. Besides, she may just enjoy the space and shun me.. That will be to my own detriment because she sure knows how to keep to herself and mind her business while I can't .

My concern is that my friends, relatives, colleagues show off their partners and celebrate them online. They take pictures and post.. They use their spouses on their DPs.If I don't do same, won't people think my marriage is having issues? And my wife being the reason for this just doesn't sit well with me. I am uncomfortable about it because normal women don't behave like this. They are proud of being married. They are usually crazy about their husbands and look for every opportunity to show them off,display gifts and all that... How many women will husband buy new car for And they won't show off online, at least on whatsapp? Even though she already has a car she bought before we got married, I thought this will be different, being a new car and a SUV...Haba!

Bros, it’s just her nature to be private.

I don’t think I would like anyone (much less my wife) cropping me out of her picture before posting. That is very strange. However, just accept her like that.

If she’s a good wife and a good person, then this special kind of reclusiveness can be ignored. Continue being the awesome husband she married. All the best.

They are getting shallower by the day!

Social media poll, more like

Exercise in futility

The violence in Rivers State ehn! The slightest provocation can lead to sudden violence.

I’m extra careful anytime I’m in PH. It’s like everyone is so aggressive.

Senate President Loading

I’m just kidding.

There’s nothing you can do about it.

If you cannot tolerate it for the rest of your life, BREAK THE HELL UP!

What a joke! Igbos are destined never to learn from their mistakes.

They are bound to be driven by hatred and that is why they are the butt of every joke in Nigerian politics.

No offence but it is what it is.

Obaofusa:
Useless bag of beans.


Useless afonja slave girl


I wish her career dead

All these unfortunate ipob reprobates sef.