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Cooking beans.

Fact.

Bro, look for an alternative. Don't close the deal with the new one o. Just keep her as a friend cos your babe is going to leave you once she gets a better deal.

Don't get stranded

illswift:
They right where they wanna be. Seems u more concerned than they are bout themselves.

Na so. I'm tired of reading or hearing about girls clinging to an abusive boyfriend. It's like they love the beating.

The lady is possessed.

Why did she smash your phone? Is she mad?

You expect me to turn my screen because of you?

Chai. Reporters dey try o.

Sad to see ignorant people praising the government for plunging them into darkness.

Go and check the night pictures of south Africa and Ghana then compare with Nigeria.

This is evidence that this government has failed to provide electric power.

InglishTeechar:
Its good your are sad to be a fool, deliverance is on the way.

Lol. Your frustration with life is evident. My guy, do the world a favour and jump off a bridge.

Next time, before you quote others thinking you're a don, kindly engage your brain. Yes, "THINK". I know it's strange to you. Think well before you type. Think again before you hit submit.

DONT LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT YOUR FATHER COULDN'T AFFORD PROPER EDUCATION FOR YOU.

InglishTeechar:
Hello fool...does that look like she is mocking them or she is simply making an analogy to discribe APC...abeg re-enroll for night school...mumu.

Sad.

VIPERVENOM:
Its passengers (the masses) that ask for change. The bus conductor (you) and the driver (your husband) are to give us change. But since you cant give us d change we want then come march we are marching to the next bus

Great words from a great individual.

derrick333:
Assumin u guys rant N protested against fayose's lurein u wit food d way u did against my comment?u wudv gotn sumtin more relevant ,instead of stomach infrastructure

And what gives you the idea that I'm from Ekiti? Do you realize how simplistic it is for you call a whole community of people dumb? You just exposed your ignorance to the world. It appears your brain is on vacation.

derrick333:
Sowi o miss ekiti,tot de say u guys r dumb,emi ko ni mo sor o

It takes a goat born of dumb parents to make this statement.

Well said bro. Truth is bitter.

Honestly I wonder o. They are more than us yet their shakara nor be here. Everyone of them has at least 2 steady "toasters".

That's PDP for you. Causing public nuisance in another country because they fear the emergence of a new Nigeria.

Let's see the denials unfold from abati and co.

He needs to work against the man who would make corruption so difficult for him.

Linda was in love with his status. That's obvious.

Good formula. Welcome to the billionaires' club.

How can this be an issue? "Who cleans the house better?" No more topic in this world again?

Everybody knows it the girl. Gals pretend a lot.

Lol. Conceited Naija ladies.

medamillion:
As we all condemn BokoHaram, the questions we should ask with proclivity is that
"What are the rationale behind the emergence of BokoHaram? Is it education, religion, or it's all politcs.
By knowing the true source of their emergence, we can prevent the possibilty of having this kind of demonic group in future.

Some "nitwit" will come here trying to score cheap political points and start saying "Buhari is a terrorist","APC is terrorists party", rather than look into what is Boko Haram, What brought about BokoHaram.

GEJ is not fighting BokoHaram now because he loves Nigeria or he give a damn, he is fighting them now because he wants to win election.

Nigerians Be wise. #iHavedecided

Well said. God bless you.

Have they released the younger brother of the captain from unlawful detention and torture?

So it's okay for a big issue like this to be thrown out the window because the whistleblower has escaped for his life?

What is this man saying?

That was how he dismissed the case of the Chibok girls. Now they have spent over 300 days in captivity.

This is a terrible president.

YoshiMaster:
Get her this, gera that.

How to make her this, how to maker that.

How to get her to do this, how to gerraredo that.

Eee too much abeg, I no one learn, maka gimme F-9 make I go sleep.

https://memeguy.com/photos/images/mrw-my-girlfriend-tells-me-an-awfully-boring-story-10182.gif

No way. I don't need complications for my own children.

Nothing wrong with it.

remsonik:
Thanks

Anytime

Bro, boring guys still get married every Saturday. I think you should step up your game to mature ladies. Na small girls dey brand guys as boring cos you don't slap them or shout at them or get drunk.

Where you missed it was

remsonik:
...For every offensive action by a lady there are a lot more by guys...

That's bullish*t.

Bro, what exactly were you drinking? Monkey tail?

When a president tells lies.....



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