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Harbosede02:

u look to good to be single

South east preferably

Lets hook up nd know each other very well.


No games...I'm an easy going guy

Lacomus:
You want to marry a Nairalander rit, ya in for something that don't have a name yet.

name it

Ezedon:
Oga if that is your only problem, u r not from Nigeria

who told u I ve got a problem

djeezy:
Good luck with that.

thanks bro

hbpeze:
may ur wish come to pass.nl girls r useless

I doubt u

agarawu23:
NAIRALAND? I pray you dont get married to your fellow man


NL profile pictures aren't real

lol abi na online marriage

hbpeze:
But u are a big boy for ya profile and about 26 so u no get gf.u suppose day carry notice for head

bro you don finish mua
But I wanna marry a girl dat I met on nairaland

I will really love to date a nairaland babe, if possible I'll marry her o

gini

please are the fighting to death?

― If you didn't kill earthworm
with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the
rain.
― If nobody told you about India
vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the
couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal
cashew and guava in d next
street
and the owner's dog comes
through the
backyard waiting for you to
come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk
tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and
give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in
uncompleted building or under
bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to
build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on
paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door
really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat
stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre
with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in
ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa
play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer.
with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood
wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo
motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A
MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't
be shy, I didn't know either until
now I am sure 99.9 % of adults
that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw
dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili
sandalili" is actually "standard
living standard living". D song in
church saying " o singo singo,
praise d Lord", is actually " o sing
my soul and praise d Lord. I knw
u are singing it now again,
smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty?

can u see now that u r silly??check ur shares

ff

missclasssy:
Let me help you

It's called "The Truth"

lol...Is that a letter head

missclasssy:
And a thread like is called a "Boring Thread."

a comment like this is called?



still checking my dictionary

Different Types Of Banks
(girls) In
Nigeria
1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called
"Commercial Bank"

2. A girl who calls you for food always is called
"Agricultural Development Bank"

3. A girl that uses your money to take care of
other
family members is called "National Investment
Bank"

4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage
is
"Social Security Bank"

5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity
Bank"

6. A girl who gives it to every available man is
"Access
Bank"

7. A girl who dates men from different countries
is
"Intercontinental bank"

8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money
is called
"Micro Finance Bank"

9. Dating a woman older than you is called
"Union Bank
or "Wema Bank"

10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy
to her
guy is called "Guaranty trust bank"

11. A girl whose guy disvirgined her is called
"First
bank"

12. A girl who uses all your money to buy
jewelries is
called "Diamond bank"

Ladies which "Bank" Are You?
Guys Which "Bank" Is Your Girlfriend ?