₦airaland Forum

His project supervisor must be on money now




If he plays to d tune

Only in naija

rawswag:
guy make we vibrate

if u are jamina

All I am karid should vibrate at this moment m via obi ya adimma

PROUD TO BE A KEGGITE....
KEGITES KLUB IS NOT A SECRET
SOCIETY. (19) BASIC
FACTS ABOUT KEGITS KLUB
1. OTHERS MET IN THE BUSH,
BUT WE MET AT THE
SHRINE

2. PEOPLE SCAMPER FOR SAFETY
WHEN OTHERS
GATHE
R, BUT PEOPLE DRAW CLOSER
WHEN WE
(KEGITES) GATHER.

3. LECTURERS WHO BELONG TO
THE OTHER GROUPS
DO NOT ALLOW STUDENTS TO
KNOW ABOUT THEIR
MEMBERSHIP, BUT LECTURERS
WHO BELONG TO
KEGITES KLUB FIGHTS FOR
KEGITES RIGHT DURING
SENATE MEETING

4. OTHERS BELIEVE THAT EVERY
Bleep UP MUST BE
TREATED, BUT KEGITES BELIEVE
THERE IS UNITY IN
DIVERSITY.

5. OTHERS FLY COLOURS, BUT
KEGITS REGALIATES.

6. THEY WEAR BERETS BUT WE
PUT IN CAPITO.

7. THEY DRINK BLOOD BUT WE
IMBIBE HOLY H2O

8. THEY SPEAK SLANG'S BUT WE
SIMPLY VIBRATE IN
MOTHER LANGUAGE WHICH IS
AFRICA

9. THEY SAY THEY ARE CAPPING
BUT WE SAY WE
ARE VIBRATING.

10. Police arrest them when
they gather, but police
joins kegtes when they gather

11. Their symbol is usually a
skull but our symbol is
simply a palm tree.

12. They welcome new
members through initiation
but we welcome new
members through liberation.

13. They do not allow people to
observe them when
the shake each other, but we
always do your shining
(hand shake) to the
amusement of every one.

14. THEY CALL THEIR LEADER
CAPON, WE CALL OUR
LEADER A CHIEF

15. THEY CALL THEIR MEMBER
SOME STRANGE
NAMES BUT WE CALL OUR
MEMBERS COMRAD

16. THEY DO NOT HAVE AN
AUTHORIZED PLACE OF
GATHERING ON CAMPUS, BUT
THE SCHOOL
AUTHORITY GAVE US A PLACE
WHERE WE ALWAYS
GATHER ON CAMPUS

17. THEY MOVE AROUND
CARING
ARMS AND
AMMUNITION BUT WE DO NOT
MOVE AROUND WITH
ANY ILLEGAL CUM UNFRIENDLY
MATERIAL

18. THEY USUALLY END UP WITH
A PASS OR EVEN
RUSTICATED FROM CAMPUS,
BUT
WE ENJOYS OUR
GOOD GRADES AFTER
GRADUATION

19. MOST FAKE COPERS ARE
USUALLY THEIR
MEMBERS WHILE MOST OF THE
ORIGINAL COPERS
BELONG TO THE SUPREME
COMRADIUM....

To God I have seriously deposited

xpac01:
Ban addict.

I say the truth in a harsh way

xpac01:
*checks his dp* Congratulations on your martric abi na grad! Guess tats what you want?

just came back from barn for fatality




I m still trying to upload.....

Get lost if u ve gat no contribution

Nxt

Niqqas been saying I m fat... Pls I just need ur advice...


What's ur take No beefing pls o

Bro razor blade no dey reach ur side

GMB won elections with total votes of (15,424,921)
While GEJ lost with total votes of (12,853,162)
Now see the Hand of GOD in this:
(1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1)= 28
(1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2)= 28
Can anyone define this?
And elections were held on March 28
I Love Naija … God is Great.

more coming pls keep calm

sorry for the late arrival#network tinx

pix

This football pitch is still under construction but I swear its a bomb

Hunched up in
the prow of
his canoe,
Mahamat
simply
watches time
slip by, like
dozens of
boatmen in Guite on Lake Chad who no longer dare sail for fear of Boko Haram
fighters. “We’re here, but we do nothing. We don’t have work any
more,” the Chadian sailor says in a resigned tone, looking wearily
over at a group of men seated on the ground, playing cards. The
ruthless Islamists of the Nigerian sect have brought such insecurity
to Lake Chad that most trade among the four countries whose
borders meet there — Nigeria, Chad, Cameroon and Niger — has
dried up for months.
The straw huts of storekeepers who used to import grain, sugar and
rice from Nigeria are closed. “No more goods to sell, no more
money,” sums up an old man who adds that the price of basic
products has doubled for residents of Guite. Youssouf Yaya, a
ferryman, used to make money from foreign visitors from the
Chadian capital N’Djamena, two hours away by road, who wanted a
leisurely weekend at the lake.
“There were French people, Americans, even some Chinese,” Yaya
says. “I took them on my boat to see the hippos and the birds. But
they’ve stopped coming. Now I grow food to feed my family.” “You
see these empty alleyways? Before, they were thriving, but many
inhabitants have gone to live in N’Djamena or in other villages,” he
adds. The area has become dangerous because of comings and
goings among the islands of the lake by Boko Haram, a
fundamentalist sect that has seized tracts of northeast Nigeria and
killed an estimated 13,000 people since 2009.
At the beginning of February, the insurgents caused uproar when
they attacked Chadian territory for the first time, striking at the
small Ngouboua peninsula where thousands of Nigerians had taken
refuge. Two people were killed in the raid, while a whole village was
razed to the ground and even the cattle were burned to death.
- Police, soldiers and spies -
Guite lies just a few kilometres (miles) from Nigerian and
Cameroonian waters, held to be “infested” by Boko Haram fighters
who get around on big motorised canoes painted in bright colours,
like those used by traders. Chadian authorities have outlawed the
use of such vessels by civilians, leaving the way open for military
patrols.
Police, soldiers and spies for the National Security Agency keep a
close watch on people in Guite, which is home to many traders and
fishermen of Nigerian origin, who more often speak Hausa than the
Arabic widely used in Chad. “Among the inhabitants, we’ve identified
people who collaborate with Boko Haram,” a soldier in battledress
with an assault rifle tells AFP, asking not to be named. “They give
them information and sell them fuel.”
Hundreds of little islands are scattered across the broad surface of
Lake Chad, making it very hard to monitor. In consequence, it has
long been considered ideal for business by traffickers of all kinds,
seeking to move their illicit goods from one country to another.
Weapons, drugs and other contraband items have been shifted
around with little hindrance. A particularly popular product is
Tramol, a strong painkiller that doubles as a stimulant. The drug is
appreciated by Boko Haram fighters and has of late been
increasingly used by poor, unemployed youths at the lakeside.
“We’re trying to stop drugs coming from Nigeria, but the traffickers
know to change tactics,” a Chadian police officer says. “We recently
seized quantities (of narcotics) from the canoes of fishermen. They
had gutted the fish and stuffed plastic bags of pills inside them.”



www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/boko-haram-puts-lake-chads-boatmen-out-of-business/

Go thee into the world and multiply

The should keep rejecting until the finally agree...

Gallant soldiers are warming up



Gej till 2019

Sai papa peace

Just as I expected....



Cc lalasticlala Obinoscopy

By Johnbosco Agbakwuru
ABUJA – WHAT may be described as election tsunami has hit the
senate following the recent declaration of the National Assembly
election results which took place last Saturday as some Senators
regarded as ‘big boys’ like Senators Chris Ngige, Smart Adeyemi,
Olubunmi Adetunbi among others lost their bid to come back to the
Red Chamber.
Also on the losing list was the Senate Deputy Leader, Abdul Ningi,
PDP, Bauchi Central who lost his seat to the All Progressives
Congress.
But apart from Senator Ningi, other principal officers like the Senate
President, David Mark who is returning to the senate for the fifth
times, the Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu, the Minority
Leader, George Akume among others retained their seats.

Senator Chris Ngige representing Anambra Central from the
opposition All Progressives Congress, APC, lost the seat to a
member of the House of Representatives, Hon. Uche Ekwunife of
the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Senator Smart Adeyemi, Kogi
West, who is one of the prominent PDP Senators lost his seat to
Hon. Dino Melaye, while the PDP candidate from Ekiti North took
over Senator Olubunmi Adetunbi of the APC.
Senator Mark scored 99,538 votes to defeat his opponent of the
APC, Daniel Onje, who scored a total vote of 50,115, while Senator
Enyinnaya Abaribe, PDP Abia South scored 1011433 to beat his
challenger from the All Progressives Grand Alliance, APGA, that had
70,502 votes.
Senator Bassey Otu who was forced out of the PDP won the senate
seat for Cross River South, on the platform of the Labour Party
defeating governor Liyel Imoke’s candidate and godfather of
Calabar politics, Chief Geshorm Bassey of the PDP as well as
Senator Banabas Gemade who also lost the PDP primary ticket to
governor Suswan was returned on the APC platform.
A statement signed by the Special Adviser to the Deputy Senate
President, Uche Anichukwu, said that Ekweremadu, PDP, Enugu
West was declared winner having polled 120,075 out of the 123,286
valid votes cast in the Saturday, March 28 senatorial election.
According to Anichukwu, the result, which was announced at Awgu
Collation Centre by INEC returning Officer, Professor Fab Onah,
showed that 10 candidates contested the election with
Ekweremadu’s closest rival, Honourable (Mrs) Luisa Achieze of
APC, who scored 2,314 votes.
Senator Ekweremadu in his acceptance speech said his election was
a renewal of a political covenant with his people.
He thanked the electorate of Enugu West, the PDP family, clergies,
traditional institutions and his members of staff for standing by him
when the going was tough.
He said, “About six months ago, it was rather difficult for many
people to believe that we would get to this point but eventually, we
are here today. It is another evidence that there is God in heaven
and I give Him all the glory.
“My commitment to Enugu people and Enugu West in particular has
been renewed today. For me, I have the responsibility to serve them
much better. I am conscious of the fact that my primary
responsibility as a parliamentarian is to make laws and to oversight
the executive.
“Also, I am committed to seeing to it that my people are well
catered for by providing infrastructure and attracting projects
generally to Enugu State and Enugu West in particular. I am
committed to empowering the people to ensure they earn a living.”
He, however, stressed that unity of the people, irrespective of
political leanings and disagreements was imperative for accelerated
development, assuring that his representation would accommodate
everyone.
“As for all those who were not particularly in support of my re-
election before now, I bear no grudges. I would like to say that we
are indeed one people and we are going to march together to the
Promised Land; let everybody come and let us work together in the
interest of our people.”






www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/election-tsunami-ngige-adeyemi-adetunbi-ningi-others-lose-senate-seats/

Go and die...apc liers

chai op can lie o....



gej is sweeping imo clean

Look at the problem he is causing nation wide.Right now my boot is in a state of pandemonium due to the card reader error....the officials want to go and we insist the must finish up...

location. ...mbaise in imo state

The chairman Peoples Democratic Party Taraba state chapter Hon. Victor Bala Kona and 700 others were denied been participated in the presidential and National Assembly election.

Victor Bala and the 700 others were denied participation in the election by INEC for not having their names on the voters register even though they were with their PVCs.

The Electoral officer of Ardo-Kola local government area, where Victor Bala and the 700 others came from, Mallam Garba Inua confirmed the incident to Vanguard, he also said the hitches occured in three other polling units of the local government.

Bala Kona while briefing journalist at his house in Sunkani said he was protesting along side the 700 others for been disfranchised by INEC in an election that matters so much to Nigeria.

He stated that after visiting INEC office in Ardo-Kola he also proceeded to Jalingo the state capital to meet with the INEC resident commissioner to register his protest.

“I went to REC at Jalingo office of INEC and he has taken the responsibility because there it was confirmed that my PVC is INEC own”
“I have to rush back home and calm the situation here because the tension was getting tensed up”
“Am disappointed and my people are disappointed with the way we were denied of our civil responsibility”

He call on the INEC to find a way for giving him and the 700 others who he claimed they were his relatives to vote for the elections.


www.vanguardngr.com/2015/03/taraba-pdp-chairman-700-others-denied-voting/

freshdude99:
When u don tire to show up ur sitting room let us knw Nigerians are really funny people! Showing off as if ...

what is this one saying

sinkhole:
@OP, it's OK we don see ur sitting room, its very fine

thank u.....



Gej till 2019